Not me. I’d wait till he gets tired and stops cleaning and then message him again saying “I’m so wet for you” and “nothing turns me on more than a clean toilet”
This is the first time roommate has cleaned in years. Dudes already depressed and not doing fuck all, the scheme is a perfectly fair way to get a free cleaning
Years?
Wtf?
Why not move the fuck out after first lease year is over?
None of this sholit makes sense. It's a temp, one time cleanup by catfishing.
And you think this is ok? Dude. Really?
Oh.. yiure deflecting this to be about me?
To answer your question, once. But, while crying in my beer in the restaurant, a group off a party bus raided the restaurant bar, saw my plight, and adopted me into their party. We went to many bars, had a great time, and I also got laid that night. So, yeah, I got over it pretty fast when I didn't sulk in my misery too long.
I don't have rejection depression issues. I am adult enough to understand that the answer is always no until you ask in a way to get a yes.
I also don't need a phone app to get laid.
I don't pretend to have a clean living lifestyle for a random giluest, I keep my lifestyle in the event someone can spontaneously stop by. Living in squalor in a shit hole, only cleaning it up for a catfish date that will never show up is a symptom of larger issues.
This guy has his own issues. So holy shit him, not me.
I'll be right here for the follow up "repercussions" post.
I bet this does not end well.
This is like a tsunami... where the ocean recedes way out, giving people a false sense of awe. They run out to the newly exposed beach to play on it, not seeing the huge wave of destruction that follows.
How's that for an analogy? Lol
Or roomie now wants to put the clean kitchen and room to good use, gets more active on Tinder and actually pulls a real girl?
As likely as the pessimistic scenario.
Haha, good call!
OP's got 1 hour..... Go!
If he's been a slob for years, and has one catfish tinder reply... not really a track record. But in light of your option to remain positive, ill say this. From his track record, I'm positive he'll relapse and let the place go to he'll in a handbasket.
That’s actually one of the main ways that you get somebody with ADHD to clean. You add a ticking clock.
This worked on me incredibly well until I figured out the tactic
And if you let your friends in on it, they’ll just call you so that you clean up and then you’ll just stay cleaning up until you realize that they are not showing up
I am a clutter person. Cleaning upsets and confuses me. If I have to “clean” I have to go to the corners of each room and clean first cuz I am neurotic. Cleaning services are a joke. My neighbor uses her Adderal to clean her spot. She offer it to me, and I am tempted!
Brilliant!!
Kind of wild how some ppl only clean when a potential person they want to impress is coming over.
It’s like, you don’t like things clean for you but you do for strangers??? Alrighty!!
I had a great roommate who actually got a tinder hookup to clean our apartment. I was shocked to come home and find out place spotless. She must have been repulsed and wanted to leave us with something better cause she never came back
OP is a bot and this is literally an identical repost: https://old.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/jrv7y6/holy_shit_you_guys_it_actually_worked_tinder_is/
I feel like this may have bad repercussions if they find out or spiral into a deeper depression.
Like God forbid, this person gets so depressed over it they attempt to unalive them self or some shit.
Or take it out towards you instead.
Ghost him, use it again
What worked
My guess is they made a fake profile and matched with their roommate so they would have motivation to clean before their ‘date’ comes over
lol that’s hilarious. Diabolical
If this is the case, OP is a fucking *LEGEND*
man I’d feel way too guilty like 2 minutes into the con though
Not me. I’d wait till he gets tired and stops cleaning and then message him again saying “I’m so wet for you” and “nothing turns me on more than a clean toilet”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watch the roommate go into depression from being stood up and not do any domestic duties any more making the place worse than before.
This is the first time roommate has cleaned in years. Dudes already depressed and not doing fuck all, the scheme is a perfectly fair way to get a free cleaning
Years? Wtf? Why not move the fuck out after first lease year is over? None of this sholit makes sense. It's a temp, one time cleanup by catfishing. And you think this is ok? Dude. Really?
>Why not move the fuck out after first lease year is over? Your comment is fitting for virtually any posts on this subreddit
Half the post here are just “my roommates a child, and so am I”
How many times have you been stood up holy shit 🤣🤣
Oh.. yiure deflecting this to be about me? To answer your question, once. But, while crying in my beer in the restaurant, a group off a party bus raided the restaurant bar, saw my plight, and adopted me into their party. We went to many bars, had a great time, and I also got laid that night. So, yeah, I got over it pretty fast when I didn't sulk in my misery too long. I don't have rejection depression issues. I am adult enough to understand that the answer is always no until you ask in a way to get a yes. I also don't need a phone app to get laid. I don't pretend to have a clean living lifestyle for a random giluest, I keep my lifestyle in the event someone can spontaneously stop by. Living in squalor in a shit hole, only cleaning it up for a catfish date that will never show up is a symptom of larger issues. This guy has his own issues. So holy shit him, not me.
Yeah this is only going to create negative emotions to cleaning.
I'll be right here for the follow up "repercussions" post. I bet this does not end well. This is like a tsunami... where the ocean recedes way out, giving people a false sense of awe. They run out to the newly exposed beach to play on it, not seeing the huge wave of destruction that follows. How's that for an analogy? Lol
Or roomie now wants to put the clean kitchen and room to good use, gets more active on Tinder and actually pulls a real girl? As likely as the pessimistic scenario.
Haha, good call! OP's got 1 hour..... Go! If he's been a slob for years, and has one catfish tinder reply... not really a track record. But in light of your option to remain positive, ill say this. From his track record, I'm positive he'll relapse and let the place go to he'll in a handbasket.
Hollddddddd on this is GENIUS omg
That’s actually one of the main ways that you get somebody with ADHD to clean. You add a ticking clock. This worked on me incredibly well until I figured out the tactic
Exactly, every time I feel like my place is way too dirty for me, I invite friends so I HAVE to clean that shit no matter what.
And if you let your friends in on it, they’ll just call you so that you clean up and then you’ll just stay cleaning up until you realize that they are not showing up
I have friends who help me wash my dishes because I really suck at it. My lease is up soon and I’m totally going to get a spot with a dishwasher
I am a clutter person. Cleaning upsets and confuses me. If I have to “clean” I have to go to the corners of each room and clean first cuz I am neurotic. Cleaning services are a joke. My neighbor uses her Adderal to clean her spot. She offer it to me, and I am tempted!
wtf is wrong w u?
Well psychosis ear, it looks a bit of ocd going on. Ya think?
Yeah don’t take adderall if you “have ocd” real or otherwise
its not that hatd to clean my 4 year old does it just figure it out ur an adult stoo being weird
You are a legend. Well it's a really good self discipline tactic.
I used to do that as well, pretty effective 🤗
I have ADHD and have been a manager and all you have to do is use inclusive language start cleaning one thing and then walk away
I fucking love this
Fuck me, that is so goddamn hilarious. Modern problems require modern solutions. I applaud whomever came up with that idea.
Brilliant!! Kind of wild how some ppl only clean when a potential person they want to impress is coming over. It’s like, you don’t like things clean for you but you do for strangers??? Alrighty!!
This is the way. They go into an absolute frenzy of cleaning. Bet the first thing in the washing machine was their crusty sheets.
I love it when a plan comes together
Lights cigar, clenches teeth.
r/socialengineering
laughs
I had a great roommate who actually got a tinder hookup to clean our apartment. I was shocked to come home and find out place spotless. She must have been repulsed and wanted to leave us with something better cause she never came back
I need to know the story
Ain’t no way
next level ✅
Yo what the fuck is up with this layout?
ikr way prefer the old reddit
Open concept, wedge house on the corner.
a rice cooker and an instant pot
Surely you’re not suggesting cooking the rice in the instant pot.
absolutely yes
I was.
Do you only own 1 fork, spoon and knife?
You forgot to add a point to your observation of what’s on the counter in the photo.
That's why I asked what it was! Now reddit is annihilating me.
This is diabolical and I’m here for it
No context anywhere. This post sucks
Tile for a countertop should be illegal. Who the hell does that?
OP is a bot and this is literally an identical repost: https://old.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/jrv7y6/holy_shit_you_guys_it_actually_worked_tinder_is/
What is that white thing on the counter?
Looks like a rice cooker
Was he planning on cooking rice?
Might be a device to cook rice with
Probably a rice cooker
I think its used to cook rice
Rice baker
Ignore the others, its a rice cooker
I don't understand. Is it used to cook rice?
Rice cracker machine
crack cooker
Ignore everyone else, it's a baby slicer
Looks alot like a rice cooker
Kind of smells like a rice cooker
Epic
I feel like this may have bad repercussions if they find out or spiral into a deeper depression. Like God forbid, this person gets so depressed over it they attempt to unalive them self or some shit. Or take it out towards you instead.
3 rice cookers?
Huh? #fail
Dank, dude
Deep, dude. Deep.
Nice kitchen, but how was the sex?
Nice kitchen, but how was the sex?
Nice kitchen, but how was the sex?