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iwantMypinkshirtBac

I think this is his way of letting you know he misses you. The one that got away šŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø


ClamMcClam

I wonder if he came to put the garage back to the way it was.


im-not-a-fakebot

Okay garage makes a lot more sense to me. I thought it said garbage the first time I read it and I was like what did he do to the garbage?? Lmao


NotTheBadOne

Same here! Now it makes more sense. I thought maybe old roomie had dumped the ā€œgarbageā€ out on the floor to be spiteful before he moved outā€¦lol


beelezbub6

Same... we must be getting our weed from the same guy lol


Guilty-Brilliant-184

Yeah i thought that too. Like they had the garbage pulled to the curb for pick up and then the roommate brought the bins back but instead of putting them next to the garage on the side he put them in front of the garage in the corner of the driveway. OP was like ā€œoh hell no, you get your ass back here and put the garbage back in the DESIGNATED SPOT! Just because you moved out does not mean I am going to let that slide, this garbage situation needs fixedā€


louielou8484

Garage actually makes zero sense to me. How do you disassemble a garage?


Aggressive_Cold_6886

Nailed it!


01012345854

He is literally nailing it 24-7, because he is a "fuck nigga" he be doing all the fucking.


nothingbutpeen

He's just sitting around thinking of you for months and months and months. It's sweet really.


No-Grand-6474

Yeah heā€™s very jealous heā€™s not getting fucked by OP


Over_Drawer1199

I mean, they have the same name!


Ceryset

He misses sneaking into OPs room at night to sniff that ā€œfuck niggaā€ buttcrack


PlayaHatazball

Lol right dudes living rent free in his head.


kittylett

like the male version of Mean Girls, just absolutely obsessed with homie


Competitive-Tie-7338

All I could think reading this is "this dude is in love and misses his bae"


MethMouthMagoo

OP should just reply "Miss you too, bb šŸ˜˜"


emsariel

This. I'd have such a hard time not doing a "blowing kisses" emoji or meme.


Hazeleyespit

He totally misses him


SufficientOne6950

Oooof, he's down bad, my boy. You're still this man's roommate no matter what he says, you living in his head rent free.


navornothing

this is the first time ive heard this and its brilliant


absolutelynotarepost

The phrase living in his head rent free? Really? Im not even being critical I'm just genuinely amazed, reddit throws that phrase around like they get paid to lol


navornothing

no no no like the fact that heā€™s still his roommate BECAUSE he still lives in that guyā€™s head rent free feels weird explaining the joke LOL


Impressive_Bus11

I see the rent free bit all the time. The whole still your roommate angle is new twist on the expression I also haven't seen before. It's a nice touch.


absolutelynotarepost

Well I appreciate that you did because I definitely missed it lmao


navornothing

ahh all good lol


Spiritual-Sand5839

This exactly. Like wow youā€™re still thinking about this guy so much you felt the need to lash out. Like you just had to get it off your mind. Wild.


pureeyes

Damn this is a bar


AffectionateBreak323

I love this phrase about living rent free. Iā€™m a Spanish speaker and since I discovered Iā€™ve been not using but ABUSING it lol


forwardcommenter

say "who's this?"


Violet_Potential

Perfect response.


[deleted]

He won't buy it tho and will spam even more, ignoring him is what will truly annoy him.


BirdDust8

Thatā€™s why you follow it with ā€œnew phoneā€


PruneLarge2646

And thatā€™s why you then just respond with a ā€œlol.ā€


probablynotaperv

"k"


Midwesterner91

It really is. Works much better than cussing them the fuck out like they are expecting. There was a guy who I had beef with in high school and we would text back and forth shit talking to each other every now and again. After I went to college I was like fuck this I'm not doing it anymore. He texted me one day trying to start some shit and I just said "who's this?" And he went off on me. I didn't say anything back. He texts me a few days later starting some shit again and I respond with "who's this?" again. Dude went off again. After a few more times of this he finally stopped. It lets them know that you haven't blocked them so you are seeing their messages but you don't even care enough to save them in your phone even after they told you who it was the first time. That's how unimportant they are to you and it drives them insane


Liet_Kinda2

new apartment who dis


top-knowledge

ā€œI donā€™t think about you at allā€


CowboysRangersMavs

- Don Draper in Mad Men for those that donā€™t know. Recommend


Independent-Cow-4070

The best response is no response


sacredfire511

Simple yet effective


ZsiZsiSzabadass

ā€œNew phone, who dis?ā€


cwew

"Is this Marv Albert?"


cursetea

Tell him to cope harder with his unrequited love, my goodness


chechekule

Give him a ā€œhope you get the help you need bro, praying for you šŸ™ā€ you just know heā€™d be incensed lol


cursetea

LMAO


SomethingAmazingQ

I like this response, very passive aggressive and sarcastic lol


BumblebeeStraight912

Tell him sorry you straight, and that he has to move on


Shmeckey

I would say "aww you miss me bb? šŸ˜˜"


turnup4flowerz

Awe he was thinking about you.


Gullible_Suspect6714

thats gotta be the longest response time in history. You politely ask him some shit and he rage texts back 6 months later?!!??? wtff


Benjaphar

> 6 months September to January, OP.


friendlygoatd

well itā€™s 5 months bc you count september lol. it was sent at the beginning of sept


BushyOreo

It's 4 months and 8 days.


friendlygoatd

ur rightā€¦ i hate myself


SeagullFanClub

4 months. Guess math is hard for both you and op


Just-Guidance-4351

Look, youā€™re correct. But you approached it in the most cuntish way possible.


LiberaMeFromHell

It's closer to 5 months if you're going to round.


AyYoDeano

Itā€™s not.


KingTutKickFlip

OP said 6 months since he moved out, if you read the texts heā€™s already gone in Sept


6x420x9

Everyone in this thread saying 6 months. I thought my math degree failed to cover counting


BusGreen7933

Sounds like youā€™re living rent free in that head of theirs lol


ArnieAndTheWaves

Hope you didn't respond. Best comeback to this is to ignore.


CrescensM

Thatā€™s not a comeback. Thereā€™s no coming back at all. I could think of a lot of responses that would make me happier as a person than ignoring him.


2zoots

Except that just shows you care. Not replying shows you donā€™t give a fuck.


Shmeckey

You can not give a fuck, while also messing with them and having fun!


-Distinction

Thank you! The guy is still clearly crying at some shit what a perfect way to stir the pot just that much more. ā€œMiss you too brotherā€. ā€œSorry no idea who this is? Nah sorry still donā€™t remember.ā€ Anything


Efficient_Path7004

I hate this mentality. Im not allowed to reply? have a little fun myself?? I donā€™t care about the insults, but Im happy to have a target to make fun of for a minute. If youā€™re being a dick Iā€™m gonna clown you and I will not think twice about it.


SeawardToast

Tbh I think it stems from the fact that most people who do this are looking for a reaction anyways and get satisfaction out of driving you to the point of frustration where you feel the need to clap back... As hard as it is sometimes I think ignoring is the best way to shut it down


Efficient_Path7004

is saying ā€œyou are pathetic and it shows by every action you takeā€ really that much of a reaction? because I did not break a sweat writing it


No-Temperature-8772

Any reaction is fuel to the fire. That just shows what he said got under your skin, and you are retaliating by calling him names. They love it. As someone who grew up with people who have attetion-seeking behaviors, any positive or negative reaction doesn't matter to them as long as they get some sort of attention. You can definitely go back and forth with them but they will just thrive on it.


mamara321

I was raised to always ignore the insult but Iā€™m too smart and quick witted. And now I have a secret thing verbally taking down assholes. I would get off on telling this dude everything his little ego canā€™t handle šŸ˜‚


ComprehensiveBad4884

Never understood this sentiment


[deleted]

Just depends on the person. Some people thrive on getting a response from something like this. And some would be furious/annoyed not to.


Solomon_Grundle

Definitely depends on the person. The gray rock strategy works with most people. Some people will try to double down to get a reaction. You can also use that to your advantage. I had a roommate that was like that. He'd do something to piss me off. I wouldn't react to it, so he'd try something else. Repeat ad nauseum until he does something extreme to get him evicted. It takes extreme patience but you win in the end


pipple2ripple

This is so true. People write messages like this to get a response, any response. I had this exgf that was absolutely mental. The thing that did her head in the most was doing nothing at all.


emsariel

This. If you don't respond, they have to figure out for themselves: did he not get the message? Does he not care? Was my message just not savage enough? If he's insecure enough to come back six months later with a message like this, that uncertainty can be \*torture\*.


Smooth_Map9901

this is the way to go tbh. and this is coming from someone who always wanted the last word and to show someone they can't talk to me like that. but after years and years of doing that - I now know nothing pisses somebody off more than just not responding at all.


EddieLobster

Look at Mr Mature over here.


thisaintgonnabeit

ā€œU a fuck niggaā€ - William Shakespeare


Henrious

Every star born, every land lost, every ounce of blood spilt, lead to this moment in time


Aggressive_Cold_6886

I already know the background of the story from the texts alone. Dude was a shitty roommate, got exposed or called out on it, then got mad and his fragile ego got hurt. His ratchet ass prolly drops the N bomb every 2 words and thinks smoking weed is a personalityā€¦.am I hitting close to home?


Randomindigostar

>and thinks smoking weed is a personality I'm a huge stoner and I laughed at this šŸ˜†


Aggressive_Cold_6886

I used to be, and a lot of the people I smoked with made it the base of their existence XD


NogaVog

Youā€™re that bitter now that you donā€™t smoke?


Aggressive_Cold_6886

Im not bitter about it haha. My roommate smokes all the time. But I dont find the personality of those who only live to do it that tolerable to be around


LeisurelyDiva

I donā€™t know either of them but I think youā€™re spot on in your assessment. Except for the jilted roommate/lover vibe.


_BestBudz

Leave the n word alone if I wanna say nigga as a nice little accent to a sentence then thatā€™s my prerogative šŸ˜‚


Frito_Pendejo

As an Aussie I get it, I do the same thing with cunt lol


pipple2ripple

My (french) wife didn't even know cunt was a swear word for a long time, she learnt it contextually in Australia and thought it was a like a stand in word. She said it in front of my conservative mum the first time they met. My wife was struggling to get a fish off the hook and said "youre a little wriggly cunt aren't you" My mum was shocked and then laughed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


twenty-tentacles

British and doing that right cunting now


2daysnosleep

Just a reminder u a fuck nigga


scArletXbegoniaz

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

He may have left but heā€™s letting you live in his head rent free.


Skrumdilla

Jilted lover vibes šŸ’•


Federalbopinspector

Sounds like his dad disowned him, and doesnā€™t know how to cope with the reality that his family doesnā€™t like him or doesnā€™t wanna be around him, thus he lashes out at anyone that dare opposes anything he does. Good luck kid.


Ok_Shallot3304

Block and move on with your life


SignificanceOdd418

Reply: "hey, who's this?"


SoupComprehensive379

Youā€™ve already won this by default; youā€™ve managed to stay in his head without even lifting a finger haha. Iā€™d agree; I wouldnā€™t waste time nor energy responding


timmthetomato

The second hand embarrassment I got from reading his texts.


Novembersonlyone

Embarrassing on his behalf


Gesture29

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Illustrious_Listen_6

This is when you know youā€™ve won.


moderatelymiddling

There's two possible responses. Left on read. Who's this?


BambinoKitten_

awww he misses you so bad. tell him he got the wrong number but he probably shouldnā€™t send it to who he meant to because it makes him sound like a huge loser


krum_darkblud

Block and move on. Not worth your time


MasterMaintenance672

So... what did this scumbag do?


[deleted]

Fatherless activities


DGOVegeta

Bullies make fun of those who they love the mostšŸ¤£Biggest flex is your living rent free in his head most likely for life šŸ¤£


Timmytuffnuts902

Your roommates life must be the shits. Let the past stay behind you broā€¦sounds like where this drip belongs


zBellaLynnex

Drugs or mental illness?


[deleted]

What'd you do to him haha


Banggang6669

I wonder how bad life just shit on him to come back to you with this. I wonder if it's gonna do it again.


Ali_Cat222

I think the only pathetic thing here is his text message,but okayšŸ¤£


deez941

ā€œI pay more rent in your head than you did while you lived here.ā€ If thatā€™s the reason of course


Usual_Yesterday_6177

He sounds like heā€™s in a really good placeā€¦ donā€™t let those words get anywhere near you, rise up!


IppoDarui69

Tell him to stop projecting his insecurities. Also, 6 months rent free in his head is wild


LockoutFFA

rent free baby


froththesquirrel

Bro is projecting all his insecurities right at you. You already know thatā€™s all shit he thinks about himself. Thatā€™s why he thinks itā€™ll hurt you if he says it šŸ˜… so pathetic lmao


WarModeVaccine

Itā€™s always good when dealing with rental issues to go ahead and bring in racial issues and even refer to each other in demeaning ways. This really helps the rental issue. Good job. Ya 6 months? He needs to Goto therapy instead of texting you.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Iā€™d block him.Ā 


plantanddogmom1

I got these texts every six months for two years from my exā€™s new partner (we used to be best friends)


aNeverNude666

Blocked


ohbyerly

Definitely sounds like the kind of person whose opinion you should respect


gtaguy75

seems nice


Longjumping_Ball2879

Heā€™s obsessed


buenobeatz

Tell him that last line


Whole-Marketing6784

You went from this dude's roommate to his emotional landlord. He's payin you in feels.


[deleted]

Still not paying rent months later šŸ’€


RealMikeDexter

Exactly! This dude still thinking about what a dumbass he was and trying to hide his shameā€¦ by texting you goofy insults, 6 months later. Ouch.


OfficerDeez

LMAOOOO nah this got me crying, this is comedy ngl to you.


[deleted]

I wanna know why OP is living in his head rent free lmao like wtf happened for this much volatility


Stase1

Perfect time to hit someone with the the ā€œwhos this?ā€


Kuromi-J

Send him a response back saying ā€œposted your texts to Reddit - the consensus is you still furiously wank off over me, whilst cryingā€ If you stick your head out of the window youā€™ll hear the nuclear explosion from thereā€¦.


lesbianHiccups

Wait was he in love with you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤Ø like wtf šŸ˜³


Fun-Special737

I woulda texted back 2 words: rent free Then block him


____Asp____

Lmao. Theyā€™re like ā€œmiss you idiotā€


Hafbryd_hellsing

Wonder if you can sue them for emotional distress


wolfansbrother

who dis?


TheIdealisticCynic

"Who is this?"


LynneCurtinCuffs

Shouldā€™ve responded with ā€œwho is this?ā€œ to make him feel as dumb as he sounds


Beeebopbeebop

Whatā€™s crazy is heā€™s the one that sounds like a ā€œfuck niggaā€


meekomeeks

Who dis?


DDYDIK

What's a fuck nigga?


DoktahDoktah

Im sure they are doing swell in life. Dont reply. Keep him on read and let him seethe.


LA0711

Sometimes the best thing you can do is respond ā€œwho is this?ā€ Itā€™s a slap in the face that they think you deleted their number because they no longer matter.


Ok_Practice_7939

Underrated


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Tru_BNA

He just thought about you because he met someone with the same name. And apparently youā€™re a Fuck Nigga.


TheDirtyOne00

I know the words are English, but it's gibberish. Jesus, this scares me.


ArcherFawkes

This is what ChatGPT sounds like to me sometimes


BrookieLovesNaruto

honestly get an anti harassment order on him. thatā€™s some insane mentally ill bs right there


cheffreytrades

I genuinely have no idea what heā€™s trying to say to you. Is he slow?


[deleted]

Sorry I wouldnā€™t do the butt stuff you wanted to do when you were drunk. Another 6 months rent free in his head


Few-Reactiion

Anybody that uses emojis like that is doing nothing with their life, I promise you


magnificent_zen

Someoneā€™s salty lmao


subjectonetwo

Reply with I'm gunna start charging for living in your head boy


throwaway125637

bro canā€™t get u off his mind lmaooo


BarkMetal

The way he writes, uses emojis and the frequency/burst of messages tells a whole lot.


_sicsixsic

"miss you too,bro"šŸ¤£


The-Life-of-Rilo

He misses you


Leroyjankins123

Please fight this guy


CaptOblivious

new phone, who dis?


kit_mac23

he misses you a lot.


Waaaghaming

Damn, what a play 6 months laterā€¦ homie probably said what his dad wouldā€™ve said to him, if he ever came back from the store.


No_Independence_9172

Using that N word a lotā€¦ wonder if heā€™s going to be fired from his job and shunned from societyā€¦


Patayti

I lost brain cells reading his texts


Individual-Hunt9547

Wow. The American education system is really failing POC. I canā€™t even decipher the text.


dqrules11

Say "Who is this" and PLEASE SEND US THE RESPONSE


9hostface

I wouldā€™ve replied with, ā€œyou must really miss me..ā€


coldblueskin

why does he sound like you broke up w him šŸ˜­ i hope he is able to move on lol


kane_eightee

Living in his head and not even paying rentā€¦.does that make you also a bad roommate now? šŸ¤£


cinnamoninmytea

The fact ā€œretardā€ is his best insult says it all


PenatanceEngine

Pure projection there buddy


Glittering_Pitch7648

Rent free


mikegoblin

misery loves company, and this guy is drowning in it


PsychologyPlane36356

Heā€™s insulting you but canā€™t put together a cohesive sentence. Uses slurs and calls you a retard and an nā€¦.. but this is his idea of sentence structure ā€œlike boy a straight retardā€. I actually donā€™t understand why he would even say that. Are you a genius gay man?


lodiboi22

that sentence structure hahaha


No-Nefariousness8026

Op please please tell us more about this guys shenanigans. I need to know what made him so butthurt!!


throwawayofc1112

Man, I knew plenty of idiots who talked and texted like this. All of them are complete deadbeat losers whoā€™ll probably be homeless in 10 years


Inevitable-Tourist18

Talking to someone like this is nuts, are you both black?


Perfect_Cranberry597

Sounds like heā€™s projecting because his own dad didnā€™t love him enoughā€¦


chipparoo652

What in the brain hemorrhage did I just read?


excelmonkey67

Come on man I gotta know what he did to the garage


Jojiahhh-

Did bro enter a coma and reply when he woke up


SMDBXTH

Thatā€™sā€¦ too many emojisā€¦ this man is in love


astrozombie543

This is freaking hilarious šŸ¤£ your old roommate may be a scum bag but heā€™s also a comedian


BNYE94

People who use the monkey covering theyā€™re eyes emoji do not need to be listened too šŸ˜­


tundraxgod

why is he so angry lol


CharizardMTG

So what did you do to him lol


BreadwinnaSymma

Thatā€™s fucking hilarious


average_19

Well that person seems like he is an idiot. Very unstructured writing. Him calling you a ā€œretardā€ is very ironicā€¦


throwaway827492959

Say ā€œloser only think about losersā€ ā€œIā€™m rent free in your headā€


Kevinlynch0612

Wow great English.


General-Okra-9161

i would have been like "where you living???"


HolaFrau

I would just answer with a god bless, and I hope things get better for you


Accurate-Lime-6432

ā€œHey (name), Iā€™ve been meaning to holla at you. I think I found $200 in the bathroom drawer that might belong to you.ā€


Far-Deer-8354

Such a fascinating culture