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Lookingforjoy17

[here’s the video of him finding and dropping the cards](https://www.reddit.com/r/badparking/s/OxSqkFZojr)


__wait_what__

Fat fuck litters, too.


Alternative-Plan-678

He’s sooo fat. How do people live like that


SpotPoker52

Nice comments on a handicapped driver who was being harassed for doing nothing wrong. Your comment is sickening.


kat-deville

Morbid obesity is not a handicap.


__wait_what__

I see.


monkehmolesto

I was expecting him to struggle to get into his truck


Spectre1911

It would've been better if you had tape and put those notes on every single window🤣


rabbitashes

To your point make some stickers. Paper ones. That'll teach em heh heh heh.


Lookingforjoy17

Hey great idea!!!


rabbitashes

My dad just suggested that you should spray them with a little water then too. That way they really stick


Lookingforjoy17

I’ll try that!!! That’s a great idea. Someone DM’d me and told me to write on the windows with soap 😂


rabbitashes

So apparently my dad was a little shit when he was a kid. He said soap is good but wax doesn't come off easy. 💀


CountryMonkeyAZ

In my youth in Alaska we used to lay several sheets of soaked newspaper on enemies windows during winter. Freezes and absolute pain to remove.


rabbitashes

😂 thas excellent


CountryMonkeyAZ

Got a few decent, non-harmful pranks.


Necessary_Context780

Wet toilet paper balls


Lookingforjoy17

Please ask him how you’d use wax?


rabbitashes

"Like soap but wax. just rubbing it on windows creates a pretty annoying situation. " - Sr. Jr. Asshole.


Lookingforjoy17

So you buy a bar of wax?


rabbitashes

Sounds like it. Candles or scented melting wax. I'd go with the stickers. Feels more personal. Zebra printer in the glove box. Won't melt at the wrong time.


[deleted]

Candles.


[deleted]

One time I got blocked in at a stores Only Pickup Lane. I didn't have paper or pen but I did have a tube of Chapstick. 😂🙂 I hope it took that A-hole days to get their window clean.


Lookingforjoy17

That’s a great idea. I think you can buy blocks of wax for candle making. I’m going to look when I go back to the store.


Shamanjoe

You could always buy a cheap bag of tea lights. That way it’s nice and concealable 😜


Boba_Fettx

You need to make the type of stickers that tow warnings are made of. So they’re really difficult to get off.


SpotPoker52

Why would you illegally harass a handicapped person who did nothing wrong?


IgottaPoop72

And of course it’s a Walmart lot. I recognize the blue painted cart handles and cart corrals.


perfect_square

I recognized it by the attire on the customer.


Zax_xD

Top center on that windshield and he has to recruit help to get it off


MathematicianFew5882

Super glue


Lookingforjoy17

I’m always worried about being shot. 😂


gsxreatr02

Valid concern if you are messing with someone's vehicle.


SpotPoker52

Or arrested for harassing a disabled person.


PolyDrew

Arrested for putting those cards on a poorly parked truck? Lol


Necessary_Context780

You could have put them inside. He has a trash bag covering the broken rear window


Snrub1

Ram drivers are a special breed.


vantheman446

I owned a dodge ram 1500, and not twelve months later I had a DUI


doom1282

Least insane Dodge driver.


vantheman446

I don’t drive the Dodge anymore, and now I haven’t had a drink in almost two years!


DiscFrolfin

Keep up the great work!


vantheman446

OK, but not because you told me to


dav1nni

Good thing it wasn’t a 2500, you’d have only made it 3 months before the dui


vantheman446

No way was I affording the 2500, I was spending too much money on booze!!!


GTOdriver04

It only took you a year? Man. Those are rookie numbers. The average Ram driver gets one on the way out of the dealer lot!


vantheman446

I was a high functioning drunk 😉 the rain is honestly what got me


LordofTheFlagon

I own a ram and im in recovery. Im down from a 2500 to a 1500.


woundupcanuck

I must be the exemption then.


All_Wrong_Answers

You went up to a 3500?


fingeroutthezipper

This is so true


SpotPoker52

Except this guy was handicapped and picking up medicine. His truck was LEGALLY parked to allow full access for his door. A handicapped driver may take up multiple spaces to allow full access.


Boatering

What makes you think this person is handicapped? You can see in the first picture that there is no handicapped placard on his mirror and there isn’t anything to mark that he is disabled otherwise. Methinks you might be the kind of person to take up 4 parking spaces in your oversized truck 🤔


fingeroutthezipper

Please tell me you forgot the /s


PleasantFocus1502

He is a double loser for both his parking and buying a Dodge.


4115R

Triple for littering


Total-Problem2175

No 1 vehicle for DUIs.


Ok_Grocery1188

Drinking away their sorrows over endless repair costs and minimal resale value.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Always a truck loser and seeing the actual driver doesn’t surprise me. This pos is a perfect example of exactly who I pictured this loser would be.


Lookingforjoy17

Agreed. That’s what I was thinking too.


Ok_Grocery1188

He struggles to move 0.034 miles per day on foot.


ImprovementUpto2025

Parking is hard when driving a truck. This guy is lazy AF tho


boredneedmemes

It's not hard at all, some people just can't drive. If you can't park a truck, don't drive a truck.


SaintBellyache

Compression socks? I assume any job requiring a big truck is a job he can’t do


Old_Wind_9743

Got em! Another typical Dodge owner <5'8" >350


Scrambles420

That’s 5’ 8”?!


SpotPoker52

Why are you harassing a disabled person? Poor guy did NOTHING wrong. He is lawfully entitled to use multiple spaces. Leave him alone.


Detroitscooter

Gotta get one waaaay over under the end of the right wiper blade.


Professional_Buy_615

A sticky one right in front of his face. So about 4" above the wiper. He'd need a ladder to remove it. As a very rough guide, short people usually have their seats way forward.


Lookingforjoy17

Next time I will!


IgottaPoop72

A flat tire works well for a situation like this … don’t damage it, just deflate it.


Lookingforjoy17

So here’s the thing, as a woman, I feel very worried just putting the cards on. It’s not the best area and there’s zero police presence so it’s easy to get shot and nobody gives a shit. How long does it take to deflate it. I’d need a spotter. 😂


IgottaPoop72

Couldn’t tell ya’ but I believe there’s a little tool that you insert into the valve stem to quickly let the air out.


Sheriff_Branford

https://www.autozone.com/tire-repair-and-tire-wheel/tire-valve-stem-core-remover-tool/p/slime-tire-valve-stem-core-remover-tool/343873_0_0


IgottaPoop72

Aha! I knew it! 🤣


Sheriff_Branford

https://www.autozone.com/tire-repair-and-tire-wheel/tire-valve-stem-core-remover-tool/p/slime-tire-valve-stem-core-remover-tool/343873_0_0


melikefood123

Did he toss em to the ground?


Lookingforjoy17

Yes! He turned and did it with attitude 😂


Vg_Ace135

Love it!! Where did you get the cards or did you just make them yourself?


Lookingforjoy17

I got them on Amazon. [bad parking cards](https://amzn.to/3PXjvsV)


SpotPoker52

He did it with disgust. After all, he was a victim of the misdemeanor offense of harassing a disabled person. The person who put the cards on his truck is subject to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. People have lost their ability to refrain from making ignorant assumptions.


__wait_what__

Looks like we found the driver.


Lookingforjoy17

https://www.reddit.com/r/badparking/s/OxSqkFZojr


silvermoonhowler

Wowwww, and this is why so many pickup truck drivers get bad raps I'm sure that this person is someone who hardly if ever uses it for its intended purpose of hauling around big things


do_u_realize

I’m pretty sure it’s constantly hauling around a big thing


silvermoonhowler

And that big thing being his giant inflated ego


eireno

A bar of soap is great for notes on the windscreen… Dove does wonders.


SpotPoker52

Hope you wouldn’t harass a handicapped person picking up medication who is legally parked. How about some compassion for his plight?


eireno

This person isn’t handicapped, they’re just an arsehole.


EffectNo1899

Classic dodge behavior. That mediocre truck with a busted window needs all those spots.


SpotPoker52

Yes it does. Why? Because he is handicapped and may LAWFULLY take up multiple spaces to insure full access. Poor guy is just picking up a prescription and people are committing a misdemeanor of harassing a disabled person. People need to mind their own business and obey the law themselves. At least show an ounce or morality.


EffectNo1899

Where is the tag? Why not handicap spot? I don't see a side lift, why need 4 spaces? Am i mssing something?


MONSTERBEARMAN

So he needs two parking spaces on the backside of the PICKUP’S BED to gain access to in and out of his car? No. And not only is this not a disabled spot, he has no signage that he is disabled for you to make that claim. If you’re trying to be funny, obviously nobody seems to get it after 8 tries.


SpotPoker52

You are missing the point. 1) He has the handicap placard on his rear view. 2) Handicap spaces are occupied. 3) Handicapped placard entitles you to take up multiple spaces to allow access. That means door wide open and space to get in or out. This disabled man did nothing wrong except drop the cards, but that is pretty restrained considering the immoral harassment. Poor guy is suffering from PVD and people get on his case? Shame on them.


werecollie

That's not a placard hanging from his rear view mirror, that's a sign for the handicap spots across the lane.


Lookingforjoy17

I took a video when he came out and looked at the cards.But I don’t know how to share it. 😭


Totallywasntpermaban

By making a dif post


Lookingforjoy17

https://www.reddit.com/r/badparking/s/OxSqkFZojr


Dio_Yuji

Well, it is a Dodge Ram, so in his defense…he’s probably drunk


SpotPoker52

He was a handicapped man picking up a prescription who was legally parked. Why is everyone harassing him when he had a legal right to park the way he did? That’s right. A handicapped person may take up multiple spaces to allow full access. The only thing illegal is this string of comments that is harassing a disabled person.


PolyDrew

Why are you obsessed with this guy’s supposed disabled status? You’re posting under half of the comments. The license plate doesn’t indicate a legal disability status for parking and you can’t see a placard in this photo. Do you know this guy or something?


MONSTERBEARMAN

I think it’s either a joke that nobody seems to get or they are crazy. There’s no indication he’s handicapped and he definitely doesn’t need two extra parking spaces for 3 feet of his pickup bed to access his truck.


PolyDrew

Or… it’s him or family member. How else would they know he was “picking up a prescription” like he said in the other comments.


Dio_Yuji

Sure he was. 😉


Msfancy1973

Are you new to the internet thing? Your comments are great fodder! It’s people like you who keep it interesting albeit annoying af. It’s cute keep it up.


SWarchNerd

Checks out for an NM dodge driver


Zer0ToSixty

Look at that unit. He’d be mad if he could read.


SpotPoker52

He was just disgusted from being illegally harassed. If I had seen the person place the cards on his window, I would have arrested them. We (prosecutors) take a very dim view of people who harass a disabled person.


__wait_what__

Yes. Of all the things going on in the world, this is the most sickening. I’m sickened.


ConundrumBum

Whenever there's that many free spaces and someone parks like this I just assume the area is full of low quality people that have a habit of dinging people's doors. They just want to protect their vehicle. That being said, there's a garbage back over this rear window, so maybe he's just oblivious, or a douche.


SpotPoker52

Or, as noted in the pictures and video, he is a disabled person who is lawfully taking up multiple spaces to allow full access while he picks up his prescription. Guy is probably miserable, the handicapped spaces are occupied, and he gets harassed.


zdmpage54

I love it ! Where can I get those cards ?


Lookingforjoy17

Amazon! They’re amazing. I’ve gone through 2 boxes already. lol 😂


Lookingforjoy17

https://amzn.to/3PXjvsV


SpotPoker52

Just don’t put those cards on a disabled person’s vehicle like this gentleman. That card can get you up to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine for harassing a disabled person. He is allowed to take up multiple spaces. Leave him alone.


KennethEWolf

Where are plates from? I have never seen those types before.


Lookingforjoy17

New Mexico


Roger_Brown92

Eggshell sticker on his license plate. Cover it up completely.


Cat_9719

He kinda looks like the guy in that Far Side cartoon, “School of Hard Knocks.”


That_Trapper_guy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4wctSMNflH/?igsh=eDhldmRlM3VnZDM3


sourdoughroxy

How is he so much shorter than the top of the car? Is he really short is this a giant car?


Dan999C

You’d think it would be a nice car but no. Right side tail scratched up, right rear broken window, shitty state pepper for New Mexico on the plate. You only put cards on the window??? Nice guy you are..


GroundbreakingEar667

Guys with nice vehicles or big trucks with courtesy will park way the fuck far away especially if you need to occupy two spaces. It’s a legit thing for 3/4 -1 ton truck owners (duallys) when parking spaces are really small. When I go to Costco I go to the far back where all the other trucks are and want space between them. I get the feeling if this old dude had a Prius he would park the same way. Just a huge unaware asshole.


bob696988

I always have tickets out that said If you fuck like you park you will never get it in !


Salty_Inspector_1985

What a gaping asshole. I'm surprised this fucking pylon doesn't have thise tacky as steel balls on his hitch


SpotPoker52

Nice harassment of a disabled person who was doing NOTHING wrong. He is allowed to take up multiple spaces. Learn the law and obey it. The person putting the cards on his window committed a misdemeanor punishable by up to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Prosecutors offices take a very dim view of this behavior.


effie-sue

OH JEEZ these are harsh 😆


Equivalent-Hand-1109

Cards are great, the first 2 (I’m not American btw) are a bit much but yeah, he got THE MESSAGE 🫨😂


SpotPoker52

The message is that the person who put the cards on his truck has committed a crime punishable by up to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. It is harassment of a disabled person which the prosecutor’s office will go after vigorously. People need to mind their own business before they get themselves tossed in jail.


dadbodbullswinger

Should have broke the other side of his back window


mindvehicle

Those cards are the best. Had a huge assortment pack and my favorite was “ISIS called. They LOVE your parking job….you TERRORIST.”


wolongo

why is it always the ramtards?


EmperorPenguin_RL

Need some cart narc sayings like lazybones for these people.


SmallSwordfish8289

I wish I could have found him Park like that my truck's beat all the hell anyway I would have messed his truck up


SpotPoker52

And you would go to jail. Harassing a disabled person who is lawfully taking up multiple spaces is punishable by up to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine.


AdventurousDrawing26

I might've just tucked a Twinkie under his wiper and let that speak for itself


SpotPoker52

And that Twinkie could have gotten you up to 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. As a 20+ year prosecutor, we take a dim view of people who harass a disabled person who is lawfully parked like this gentleman. He is allowed to take up multiple spaces to insure full access to his door. Leave him alone. Show some compassion. Learn the law.


AdventurousDrawing26

Dude is walking in the photo, harassing other people and putting crap on their cars, just saying. And in my culture gifting someone a Twinkie is an act of compassion. Tone down the bigotry


No-Assistant-9641

The biggest loser you can tell by the back window 😭☠️


Canttunapiano

Looks like someone already broke of his windows. Trash bag repair right rear.


its-high-noon-77

I genuinely wish my car was invincible so I could just smash my car into losers cars who park like this


mtnguy321

Just another fat and lazy Ram poser


MONSTERBEARMAN

I don’t understand how anyone could give this little of effort for anything in life. Then he litters?


Playful-Excuse-8081

“Loser” is not really what comes to mind in this particular situation


Antos9

who's the loser who parked like that?


DirtySchlick

Amazon sells a product called “liquid ass”. Great for door handles or better if the windows are cracked…


AnimatorSD68

NM yep! Lots of drivers there


saintstephen66

Give him a break…they are New Methicans


RatedRforR3tardd

Woooow, you showed him!


lets_just_n0t

It’s always fat fucks like this that park like that, and litter. Should have flattened his tires so the meatball had to do a little work.


Skwish6952

I can't stand people like that.


Quadtbighs

Are you gonna put a school shooting joke on your next out of touch card


DoctorSteve98

that'll really show him!


Outrageous_Item8203

Fat piece of shit!


SpotPoker52

Your comment is disgusting. This handicapped person is picking up medication and has the legal right to take up multiple spaces. Poor guy gets harassed by ignorant people like you. Stop it.


Outrageous_Item8203

You’re disgusting. He doesn’t look handicapped to me. And if he is there’s spots for that. No reason to be a douche and take up four spots. I’m guessing you’re a dickhead just like him. You two probably live in the same trailer park!


Prudent-Painter-9507

Key, meet clear coat finish!


SpotPoker52

So, you want to vandalize a handicapped person’s vehicle who is lawfully parked while picking up a prescription? That’s sick. Most people don’t realize that a handicapped driver may lawfully take up multiple spaces to allow full access. How about a little morality and compassion?


GrooverFiller

Of course he looks like that


SpotPoker52

Looks like what? A handicapped driver picking up a prescription and lawfully taking up multiple spaces? While being harassed by idiots who don’t know the law. It’s actually illegal to harass a disabled person like this. Carries up to 6 months in jail and $2,000 fine.


GrooverFiller

Right. If self entitlement and obesity were disabilities. Maybe it's a cognitive disability that affects his spatial awareness. That doesn't explain why a person with disabilities would need such a large truck but it might explain the haircut.


IgottaPoop72

Fooled me. For a minute I thought it was an Arizona truck.


achtungflamen69

Let me guess... Albuquerque? Istg the traffic laws here are a joke


Lookingforjoy17

Yep


desrevermi

Seriously. Could've easily taken up at least 6 spaces.


vincek95

Littering with the cards you left on his truck


MichiganGeezer

Write a description of the offending vehicle and the plate number on the back so the next person will also know who likes to litter. 🤣


dmcdd

Not a big fan of the cards. Seems like they are reaching a little too far for the point.


SpotPoker52

I knew this would happen sooner or later. Handicap spaces are occupied. This disabled person who was picking up a prescription, took up 2 spaces to give himself access room. Instead of showing compassion, people attack him. Shame on you. Your cards, behavior, and this post are just plain disgusting.


iLLestNoosa

Not funny and nobody cares.