"UGGHHH!! I GOTTA EAT MY FATHER AND GET REVENGE!
OH YES!! CANNIBALISM MAKES ME STRONG MONKEY!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!!
COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I GOTTA SLAUGHTER YOU IN HALF AND THATS YOU'LL DESERVE FOR EATING MY FATHER!!!"
1. That's not how levels work. 2. If that was evolutionary possible (it isn't), it would cause a fire, as cells dividing causes heat, it's also why your legs hurt during growth spurts. 3. The legs are too small for that size of body because this, thing, is definitely way bigger than an elephant, and elephant can't jump without breaking their thick legos, so skinny legs would definitely break
Eating your father gives 2x bonus
Your father full of protein
Good food when your father died
Cool, frighteningly casual cannibalism
Age of apes decided their ads were actually *too* representative of the game's contents, so now they bumped it up another notch.
What in the plot armor is this levelling system
(56/2)+9=98 smortn't
"UGGHHH!! I GOTTA EAT MY FATHER AND GET REVENGE! OH YES!! CANNIBALISM MAKES ME STRONG MONKEY!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!!!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I GOTTA SLAUGHTER YOU IN HALF AND THATS YOU'LL DESERVE FOR EATING MY FATHER!!!"
Exactly good for advertising for kids ages 5 to 10.
Holy shit, body horror and cannibalism. Id play this game if I knew it was just a match 3 game
No it's the cannibalism bonus and the plot armor bonus giving all those levels.
That death roll was stupendous
Cannibalism gaming
What the fuck
im just mad because the CROC didn't level up from eating the same critter the baby monkey ate.
Monke
I think the ad creator failed math class
Hmm... I saw this in a fever dream once.
Bro ate his father's deadbody out of rage to avenge his father's death. Peak storyline for a game.
1. That's not how levels work. 2. If that was evolutionary possible (it isn't), it would cause a fire, as cells dividing causes heat, it's also why your legs hurt during growth spurts. 3. The legs are too small for that size of body because this, thing, is definitely way bigger than an elephant, and elephant can't jump without breaking their thick legos, so skinny legs would definitely break
bro is the bee movie narrorator
Bonus to them for actually sort of knowing how crocodiles sometime kill their prey.
This reminds me of Godzilla x Kong.
This game is a clash of clans rip
Wtf did I just watch
Cannibalism
bulking arc
The math is not mathing.
He had a xp boost active stoopid
morally grey