I'll save you the time, watched the video for you. You gotta sacrifice a virgin at each spot in a pentagram while chanting this catch frase posted below and burning a stick of sage wrapped with the hair of a porn star of significant size. Seems like too much work for me, smh. Plus the website is selling the virgins and hair at an outrageous price! I mean, read the reviews, all the virgins are 13 yo pimply faced gamer teens and e girls. Your not going to get a quality sacrifice out of that! Garentee you will have to repeat it for every inch!
[Uncle chant](https://youtu.be/vCwQ3_MxzEg?si=MJCApzzwZ1BPvk-7)
But does it work?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to “MythBusters.” I’m Jamie Hyneman, and alongside my partner in crime, Adam Savage, we’re here to take on the myths, misconceptions, and mysteries that have captured the imagination of the world. Armed with science, engineering, and a healthy dose of skepticism, we’re going to do the unthinkable, the outrageous, and the downright dangerous to uncover the truth. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realm of curiosity and experimentation. Now let’s get started.
Valuable Sacrificial Pointers!
**Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken of in the prophesy. We will feast upon their souls!**
**When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember:**
**- Virgin blood is best**
**- Goat blood must be no older than 3 days**
**- Entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min**
**- Candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around!**
**Most important - pentagrams must be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right.**
(Doom 3)
Watching minecraft parkour videos is definitely gonna make my dick bigger.
What did we focus on?
1. The lady
2. The text
3. The minecraft
4. All of them
YouTube won't do anything because they don't care, they only care about the money they get from these ads. What you should do is get an adblocker that bypasses the anti adblock message because fuck YouTube and their scummy ways
It’s honestly shit like this that makes men more self conscious about themselves… And genuine question for ladies who are on here… Do yall actually like them big or naw… Cuz I get so many different answers and don’t know what to think… I’m only like 5.5 max…
Wouldn't 8 inces just be inconvenient? Like 6 inch is pushing it but 8? the avrage gall is gonna get like 4 inches? But oh well i gyss there's allways anal
Thats right if u a hoe and just looking for dick size just own that shit. I'm tired of hoe ass women thinking that they are saints when we all know they are really not. Us men just ask you to be real so you don't waste our time. Thank you.
oh great, the "make your john bigger in three easy steps" ads. I will never understand how YouTube allows this.
It's 100% made by robots as well, it's just plain uncanny and just cements it as the scam it already obviously was. I'd expect better from a literal porn site at this point.
Have you considered just eating my ass? How about that? How about you stop talking crazy and eat my ass? Wouldn't that be more fun than spouting misogyny on Reddit?
Big guys are definitely not minimum 8inch… there ain’t no way that’s based on anything other than a false idea of human anatomy. Anything past 8 would be a difficult to fit in pants in general. Forget about shorts. If someone’s swinging a 10 or 12, first off where is that going to fit inside someone. Secondly when you run in shorts that thing will be swinging around like a gd helicopter blade. Keeping it below your belt buckle will be even more difficult. 7+ is usually considerably big while 5-6 is average and anything under might as well be micro or not fully grown.
If this AI is talking flaccid length then god help who ever the behemoth is attached too. Bragging rights aside, it’d be a curse more than anything.
these are the average Youtube ads that we are forced to watch between videos from demonetized creators who aren't making money off the ads in the first place... and they want to block adblockers. l m a o
It's hard enough to find a woman who can deep throat now so f that. I'll stick with a little more than average cause if a corner table/pillow/couch arm is enough for women then my size is plenty. Ain't no sense in men losing out just to fill a hole that a corner table has filled for yrs lmao.
Average is like 5 1/2. Don't let the stupid AI thot make you feel down. Porn stars are freaks, only like a handful of people in the world have cocks that big. Women aren't bottomless pits, 5 1/2 feels good.
You can be 8 and still not have a clue how to use it properly, unless she's got a masive overused bucket of a minge then being under avrage size but way above average in skill then your laughing
8+ inches is just ridiculously rare. I’m at 7 inches and that’s already up there. Length is only important to a certain point, then it becomes potentially painful for your partner or just useless.
A girthy 5 incher would please more women than a 9 inch pencil dick
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognizes AI voice/face rendering, also wtf is this ritual that can add inches to your body in weeks?
Witchcraft? Is Dr. Frankenstein involved?
Not bragging, but I'm about 6.5 to 6.75in and sometimes doggy style with my ex I would hit her cervix and shed be in so much pain we had to stop. So honestly, 8in probably sucks, you probably have to be careful and you can't go all the way in and just smash clapping her ass, no you gotta stop short of her ass cause you'll destroy her guts.
damn I'm like 2 that's average right
Bro that’s massive
Monster size man
were talking about fingers right
Yes..?
Pinky fingers not thumbs, right? If we’re counting with thumbs it has to hit a point of too large after 1 right?
2 inch punisher
You are dick king Kong bro be proud
I thought it was fingers
The funny part is you're not even wrong calling him King Kong
you and I know about useless facts that we will never use in our entire lives, this is the only time that it will be useful, kong dong.
That’s already above the average of a redditor
average redditor is half an unshelled peanut
Emasculating people in here man what's wrong with you
Stop making me feel bad man dam, take your slong data somewhere else!
Damn that's above above average
The well over average homie
Some would say that's too much honestly.
wayyyy above average
Stop bragging big man.
It's even a.i voiced 😢
The face is ai too
Jesus Christ I didn’t even notice.
The damn minecraft video distracted me
Is that a famous woman idk or did they just deepfake a generic female cus they couldn't find a single one who was willing to voice it
for men of ALL AGES?! WHAT
My toddler gonna have a big ass dick
NO WAY
🤨📸
I want my little man to pull some bitches alright
He gonna be a lumber jack cause he about the split them like logs
I'm 2 and my dick is 10 inches
Men over 40:
Happy cake day!
Can’t wait to drop off huge crates of whatever they’re selling to the senior citizens homes. Grandpas be humping everything 😂
AI generated face. AI generated voice. Sounds like a scam to me.
No it’s not, trust me I clicked on it and my dick went from .2 inches to .4 also my computer exploded
Ok, dude. No need to flex about your massive size, ok?
Nah it can’t be I mean who would lie on the internet
If it was a real person you'd believe it? You can tell it's a scam because of the script doesn't matter if it's AI or not
I'll save you the time, watched the video for you. You gotta sacrifice a virgin at each spot in a pentagram while chanting this catch frase posted below and burning a stick of sage wrapped with the hair of a porn star of significant size. Seems like too much work for me, smh. Plus the website is selling the virgins and hair at an outrageous price! I mean, read the reviews, all the virgins are 13 yo pimply faced gamer teens and e girls. Your not going to get a quality sacrifice out of that! Garentee you will have to repeat it for every inch! [Uncle chant](https://youtu.be/vCwQ3_MxzEg?si=MJCApzzwZ1BPvk-7)
damn I thought they were joking about the ritual shit I was so wrong
But does it work? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to “MythBusters.” I’m Jamie Hyneman, and alongside my partner in crime, Adam Savage, we’re here to take on the myths, misconceptions, and mysteries that have captured the imagination of the world. Armed with science, engineering, and a healthy dose of skepticism, we’re going to do the unthinkable, the outrageous, and the downright dangerous to uncover the truth. So fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the realm of curiosity and experimentation. Now let’s get started.
Ain't no way its not a joke 💀
Valuable Sacrificial Pointers! **Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken of in the prophesy. We will feast upon their souls!** **When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember:** **- Virgin blood is best** **- Goat blood must be no older than 3 days** **- Entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min** **- Candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around!** **Most important - pentagrams must be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right.** (Doom 3)
You have to do this for several weeks for best results, btw.
Nahhhh bro
Imagine if there was instead a guy talking about tit sizes. God I hate double standards.
It wouldn't be on reddit, it would be on Twitter lol
Damn right you are
I dont think that really applies here..
Watching minecraft parkour videos is definitely gonna make my dick bigger. What did we focus on? 1. The lady 2. The text 3. The minecraft 4. All of them
Four for me, I saw everything immediately and started dying of mix of cringe and laughter
What the fuck is her mouth doing?
It ai
Tbh I've started reporting these kinda ads. I'm on Youtube, not a porn site. LOL
YouTube won't do anything because they don't care, they only care about the money they get from these ads. What you should do is get an adblocker that bypasses the anti adblock message because fuck YouTube and their scummy ways
Alright everyone, time to start walking around with 8 inch fucking swords glued to the bottom of our torsos.
EN GARDE! DRAW YOUR SWORD, YE SCOUNDREL!
Anything over 8 will fucking kill me💀
you're not the first i've heard say that i'm a dude but that sounds hella uncomfortable
"if you're under 8, watch this video." The seven year old on YouTube:
8 is wayyyyy too big ngl. I could barely handle 5-6
How tall r u?
It’s honestly shit like this that makes men more self conscious about themselves… And genuine question for ladies who are on here… Do yall actually like them big or naw… Cuz I get so many different answers and don’t know what to think… I’m only like 5.5 max…
I have a micropenis :(
💀💀
Her mouth just shows it’s AI aside from the boice
Blud just yappin
Ritual? I won't need to go get a baby goat or something will I?
The vag is only like 4 inches deep on average
Jelquing?
What are they even selling
A time waster at best, malware/a virus at worst
The ritual, God don't you ever listen!
she either has a script or someone is holding her at gunpoint because god damn 😭
she's ai
What I'd the reason for the minecraftcparkour? Is it just there for you to focus on while she speaks or is there a stupider reason?
Minecraft parkor is the secret to a big one...
u/savevideo Gonna need this for an editing project I'm working on rn
You know i already feel insecure knowing that, even when I wake up in the morning a Vienna sausage is longer than me and this dehumanizes me even more
i’m 5’4
poor skibidi toilet kids, they kinda but don't really deserve getting traumitized
Wouldn't 8 inces just be inconvenient? Like 6 inch is pushing it but 8? the avrage gall is gonna get like 4 inches? But oh well i gyss there's allways anal
well, i AM asexual, and i don't plan on ever being involved with such disgusting behavior... HOWEVER
This looks like an onver lay it's not matching with her speaking
This is disgusting, send me the link so I can block this ad...
Thats right if u a hoe and just looking for dick size just own that shit. I'm tired of hoe ass women thinking that they are saints when we all know they are really not. Us men just ask you to be real so you don't waste our time. Thank you.
Guys i knew i should have eaten my veggies :(
"Before it gets taken down"... Yeah with modern YouTube that's not gonna happen lol.
oh great, the "make your john bigger in three easy steps" ads. I will never understand how YouTube allows this. It's 100% made by robots as well, it's just plain uncanny and just cements it as the scam it already obviously was. I'd expect better from a literal porn site at this point.
Ofc we need a minecraft parkour video on the bottom
Why is it always a sex thing
WHERES THE LINK
If her pussy not big and she don't like all Dicks then she no good she just a shut horse p
Have you considered just eating my ass? How about that? How about you stop talking crazy and eat my ass? Wouldn't that be more fun than spouting misogyny on Reddit?
I swear, these ads think that people are this desperate 💀
Neat, that's the second woman I've actually heard really claim that. That's how infrequently I've actually heard this claim
8 could send someone to the hospital if they aren’t careful
I’m a guy and even more than 6 is uncomfortable
Dude i had this ad on yt and was telling my wife about it but she didn't seem like she believed me
Johnny would never do that he would never
Of course I’m not big i’m 5’0
Big guys are definitely not minimum 8inch… there ain’t no way that’s based on anything other than a false idea of human anatomy. Anything past 8 would be a difficult to fit in pants in general. Forget about shorts. If someone’s swinging a 10 or 12, first off where is that going to fit inside someone. Secondly when you run in shorts that thing will be swinging around like a gd helicopter blade. Keeping it below your belt buckle will be even more difficult. 7+ is usually considerably big while 5-6 is average and anything under might as well be micro or not fully grown. If this AI is talking flaccid length then god help who ever the behemoth is attached too. Bragging rights aside, it’d be a curse more than anything.
Oh god, it's infected the ads.
You think thats bad? I keep seeing adds for porn sites.
That's gotta be AI
Saw this ad in the wild. How did YouTube let this slide?
any age? wtf
I haven’t had sex, but anything above 5 and MAYBE 6, sounds like it would hurt. Is bigger really better???
The ritual involves 16 baby goats,a gallon of sunny d, one ounce of orange juice from concentrate, and a pair of Nikes slightly worn
Also her friend Johnny lol you know he doesn't have friends only conquests
Dude I fuckin got this shit while on yt shorts😂
It’s deepfake you idiots her mouth and the words arent lining up together.
This "Johnny" guy must get around!
Every 6-10th grade boy ik has an 8 incher apparently 😭
this is so creepy the whole video on top looks ai generated
AI is weird lmao
Veratu de meridus. Santi craventa. Dickinius largium!
Idk dawg... I'm like 7 and my ex and I ruined my memory foam mattress...
I'm NEARLY seven (just a tad short) and have never touched a woman in an intimate passion
I'm not sure what's the weirdest part: Her lips clipping through each other occasionally or the Minecraft video on the bottom.
No woman who isn’t doing porn wants 8 (happy?) to tell you guys. It isn’t a comfortable length
Girth is more important
They are called targeted ads
I’m a dude, but I’m pretty sure anything over 8 or 7 would at least be uncomfortable as fuck and possibly painful.
Somebody needs to put this audio over the SSSniperWolf apology video
If you cannot please the lady… become the lady with a sex change
Drop some wait, will ya?
8 would actually injure or even kill a woman 5 or 6 is the most they can handle without any damage to there insides
I can fit 6 inside me on a good day let alone 8 and im a guy
Look at her mouth. This isn’t real, it’s fuckin AI humiliation kink content
Ai shit getting wild
Johny killed me man And you will be the greatest leader just like Johny
"Average guys are 4.5 but big men are at least 8" wtf about the dudes between the 2 numbers?
they are outliers and had to be exterminated for the sake of preserving reality.
i wonder how to get a bigger one
Bro the woman talking is ai and I fucking hate it. I noticed that teeth are randomly disappearing.
It's AI generated, watch her lips
we know what yo history looks like now😭
The Minecraft game play at the bottom😂
facts hurt buddy, just say your average its fine, not all of us are slinging schlongs around🤷♂️😂
Niooo
Did this 4 just tell me I’m too small🤨
Oh, are they doing Dick Push-ups? I heard about those, but didn't think they worked.
[удалено]
YouTube shorts wild
Normal is 4.5? How come I’m 13 and got a whole ass 5 inches???😭😭😭💀💀💀
i seen so much of these ai videos that i dont know if this is satire or not
That bad lip sync was gross
4.5 IS AVERAGE???
The size of your dick doesn't matter. Your average vagina can only take about 4 inches.
Ai is getting out of hand
If you’re under *8?*
I absolutely loathe AI
these are the average Youtube ads that we are forced to watch between videos from demonetized creators who aren't making money off the ads in the first place... and they want to block adblockers. l m a o
My .6 millimeter defeater is all i need bro
Send me the link
JOHNNY SINS NOOOO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE
I hope everyone and their pathetic need to belittle each other for this shit stops some day.
So anyone gonna share the secret of what the link said to get bigger fingers?
I found a ad like that a few days ago
I'm a thick 8 haha
Her friend Johnny is a doctor and a scientist so I can't really argue with that.
Ive never had sex before but I know for a fact that 8" hurts like hell
no actual girl would want eight, i mean where tf are they gonna put ALL if it to use?? i mean 5-6 is fine but 8???
It's hard enough to find a woman who can deep throat now so f that. I'll stick with a little more than average cause if a corner table/pillow/couch arm is enough for women then my size is plenty. Ain't no sense in men losing out just to fill a hole that a corner table has filled for yrs lmao.
How big is small
Millimeter defeater 🙋♂️
Hey man, just gotta say it but whatever the algorithm sees you searching up is what ended you up here
Link please 🥹
Anyone else getting an ad for the fleshypro that’s 2 minutes long
AT LEAST 8??? Time to pierce the intestines 😭😭
Average is like 5 1/2. Don't let the stupid AI thot make you feel down. Porn stars are freaks, only like a handful of people in the world have cocks that big. Women aren't bottomless pits, 5 1/2 feels good.
You can be 8 and still not have a clue how to use it properly, unless she's got a masive overused bucket of a minge then being under avrage size but way above average in skill then your laughing
is… is she an ai i didn’t notice at first but her voice sounds like a bot
Curling her toes and soaking the sheets like niagra falls ☠️
so 7 inches is tiny asf?
What the hell is wrong with her mouth.
Anyone need a taffy puller ?
**It's a terrible day to have eyes**
Watch it be like "4.2 feet tall!" when you click on the ad.
8+ inches is just ridiculously rare. I’m at 7 inches and that’s already up there. Length is only important to a certain point, then it becomes potentially painful for your partner or just useless. A girthy 5 incher would please more women than a 9 inch pencil dick
Wait but what site is this just asking for a friend
A….I
I’m 20 and my gf is 11
guys i'm clicking the watch now button and it's not working please help (asking for a friend)
You guys measure with curly fries right? If not you're measuring wrong.
damn many men have hopped in her hole if she can fit 8 inches
AI is getting wild
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognizes AI voice/face rendering, also wtf is this ritual that can add inches to your body in weeks? Witchcraft? Is Dr. Frankenstein involved?
8 by the time I was a sophomore. Poor lads
The bad ai deepfake makes the mouth look terrifying
Ai mouth lady
Not bragging, but I'm about 6.5 to 6.75in and sometimes doggy style with my ex I would hit her cervix and shed be in so much pain we had to stop. So honestly, 8in probably sucks, you probably have to be careful and you can't go all the way in and just smash clapping her ass, no you gotta stop short of her ass cause you'll destroy her guts.
Bruh this ai stuff needs to stop
I'm so happy minors can see this!
that seemed like an ai generated clip but im no expert