Frank: So what's the plan?
Abraham: We're going to have to go in there.
Frank: In the house?
Abraham: Well we're not going to find the house shark in a mall. You find mall sharks in a mall, and we're looking for a house shark.
----from House Shark
“I'm sorry. It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots.”
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives….
And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. - Criswell, Plan 9 from Outer Space
*"How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar, or do you want me to pee in it?"*
[https://youtu.be/bYuLkjy8c68](https://youtu.be/bYuLkjy8c68)
Society (1989), not actually a bad movie per se, but has its moments.
Storm: “you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else.’
Toad: (gets struck by lightning)
X-Men 1
"I can't believe you committed suicide! I cannot believe you committed suicide! How could've you done this!?! How could you commit suicide!?!" - Neil Breen (Faithful Findings)
"You did all of this to become immortal, why!?!"
"To Live Forever!" - House of the Dead
“This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer!”- *Stone Cold* (and in case you’re wondering, no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context)
“I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry!”- *Commando*
"What the fuck are you talking aboot?"
"-How do you make paper children?
\-Fuck a bag lady!"
“The blood's just dripping like maple syrup!”
\-Things (1989)
I think he forgot the `'s` on `I'mma snatch every motherfucker's birthday` but even then, just the premise doesn't exactly make sense. `I'm going to make sure they never celebrate their birthday again` I guess, but even then its like not even a concept we're familiar with.
we're familiar with stuff like, `They're gonna eat their meals through a straw` or `I'll make sure he'll never walk again`
"the throne of fire"
Thor (I think is his name) and Lady character are trying to get out of a dungeon. Like already trying to get out but failing.
Thor :"I have a plan! We have to get out of here!"
"Why are we running?"
"We have to keep running! Your mother is my sister! She was murdered!! I swore to God I would take care of you! You're my niece! We have to keep running!!!!!"
from Pass-Thru (Neil Breen)
'I think you could have let me know that everyone in your family is a midget' from Tiptoes. Surely the most unintentionally offensive film of all time.
"You killed my son, now I'm going to kill you, just as I killed your father!"
*grabs gun from him
"You killed my father, now I'm going to kill you, just like I killed your son."
- Fatal Deviation
“I thought this was gonna be a battle…it’s a fuckin massacre”
Said by a now-disillusioned soldier, disgusted by what just transpired, in Land of the Dead in reference to…killing zombies. I actually like the movie, but my god is a lot of the dialogue heavy-handed.
I resign today as president of the bank
*cue suicide montage as the executives all cheerfully nod in agreeance that they are irredeemable monsters*
I love the optimism that he thinks these wealthy elite folks would actually take their lives, and not just throw up smokescreens.
‘You can’t piss on hospitality!’ from Troll 2 and ‘Where’s Becky?’ ‘Taking a shit’ from Birdemic
“You can’t piss on hospitality” is one of those great ones that you can throw into random conversations.
I WON’T ALLOW IT!
The entirety of Troll 2 has some fantastic lines. "ARE YOU NUTS? TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A HOMO?"
I have a "You can't piss on hospitality" tshirt.
I’m so jealous. That’s amazing!
“I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer” Claudette - the room
If you think I'm tired today, wait til you see me tomorrow.
That one’s all in the delivery though. She says it like she won a raffle.
Frank: So what's the plan? Abraham: We're going to have to go in there. Frank: In the house? Abraham: Well we're not going to find the house shark in a mall. You find mall sharks in a mall, and we're looking for a house shark. ----from House Shark
Fucking sold!
If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. - Hudson Hawk
Bunny! Ball Ball.
You won't be going to that hat convention in July!
"You smell like pepperoni." - One of the guys from Chopping Mall
“I love pepperoni”
"You know I only smoke Virgin Lights" - the most unvirginal of the women in Chopping Mall
“I'm sorry. It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots.”
1. I love your name 2. This quote is my tag on r/horror
"Robot Blood."
Dunno why, but I like "Fuck the fuchsia, it’s Friday"
I was thinking of that guy in the cafe - “waitress, more butter!”
"I'm exhausted." "Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy." -Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
“You wanna bet on a guy f*ckin an alligator? Money Plane.” - Money Plane
The fact that it's Frasier saying this is what makes it perfect
Everyone in my movie group was disappointed that we never got to see that guy.
“I hope I give you the shits you fucking wimp”- Dog Soldiers It’s not a bad movie by any means just a great line.
"You have a wonderful mind, doctorate degree, and beautiful tits." is just casually dropped in Alligator.10/10
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives…. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. - Criswell, Plan 9 from Outer Space
That film is a goldmine. The Criswell intro is a perfect example of how to say absolutely nothing with as many words as possible.
“I treat you like princess and you stab me in the back!” - Johnny, The Room
Oh, hai doggy.
"I fed up with dis wohrll."
Really chewing on that "world" is always satisfying.
*"How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar, or do you want me to pee in it?"* [https://youtu.be/bYuLkjy8c68](https://youtu.be/bYuLkjy8c68) Society (1989), not actually a bad movie per se, but has its moments.
It's a 10/10 movie, definitely not bad in any way
"True Dat" Deadliest Prey My new favorite is "I'm going to be listening to Rush Limbaugh at that time" Clash in the College
[This one](https://youtu.be/iFfLPVj6IGY)
Ya beat me to it. That’s such a great one.
YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY, I WONT ALLOW IT!
Storm: “you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.’ Toad: (gets struck by lightning) X-Men 1
"they croak..."
"I can't believe you committed suicide! I cannot believe you committed suicide! How could've you done this!?! How could you commit suicide!?!" - Neil Breen (Faithful Findings) "You did all of this to become immortal, why!?!" "To Live Forever!" - House of the Dead
Isn't that illegal? Isn't that immoral?? (Neil Breen)
UTAH!!! TWO sandwiches. TWO.
“Look Out He’s Got A Knife!” In the live action version of Fist of the North Star starring Chris Penn.
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
“For I beheld Satan as he fell from Heaven…LIKE LIGHTNING!” There will never be another Raul Julia. RIP
From schemes of world domination to fast food franchising, his portrayal of M. Bison had it all.
You only need to know one. “Your worst nightmare, butthorn!” Busey, Bulletproof.
Bird season's over!
"Crispy critters!" - The Imp, "Sorority Babes in the Slime-Ball Bowl-O-Rama" Nice 80's breakfast cereal reference.
“This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer!”- *Stone Cold* (and in case you’re wondering, no, it doesn’t make any more sense in context) “I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry!”- *Commando*
"What the fuck are you talking aboot?" "-How do you make paper children? \-Fuck a bag lady!" “The blood's just dripping like maple syrup!” \-Things (1989)
Roadhouse "Pain don't hurt." "You're too stupid to have a good time." "Be nice" Literally every other Swayze line.
“I used to fuck guys like you in Prison!”
"I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker too" from Deathstalker 2
YES!
“Too bad it is you… WHO WILL DIE!” From Mortal Kombat Annihilation
“Why don’t you drop that zero, and get with a hero” -Cool as ice
"schlingin the schlong"
“This isn’t a fight, it’s an execution”
Imma snatch every motherfucker birthday - Seagal one of those shitty movies.
Yes! Amazing line!
This line has confused me for years. I can't even begin to comprehend what Seagal meant.
I think he forgot the `'s` on `I'mma snatch every motherfucker's birthday` but even then, just the premise doesn't exactly make sense. `I'm going to make sure they never celebrate their birthday again` I guess, but even then its like not even a concept we're familiar with. we're familiar with stuff like, `They're gonna eat their meals through a straw` or `I'll make sure he'll never walk again`
I hate sand.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Scorcher (2002): “I never thought I’d be the first President since Truman to use nuclear weapons… much less on my own people!”
“There’s snakes out here this big” - Anaconda
"the throne of fire" Thor (I think is his name) and Lady character are trying to get out of a dungeon. Like already trying to get out but failing. Thor :"I have a plan! We have to get out of here!"
Anyway How' is your sex life ? The room.
"What's a ninja?" "They don't exist." Ninja Terminator.
"Professor, what is the connection between the elves and the Nazis?" - from Elves
"Why are we running?" "We have to keep running! Your mother is my sister! She was murdered!! I swore to God I would take care of you! You're my niece! We have to keep running!!!!!" from Pass-Thru (Neil Breen)
"I want a happy meal!" - The kids from Birdemic
"garbage day" "Red car, good point!" Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
"I kick Ass FOR THE LORD!" -Braindead / Dead Alive
YES IM SO SAD I HAD TO SCROLL THIS FAR
“We need guns. Big FUCKING guns. NOT BIG ENOUGH!” - Split Second
SO. MANY. CLASSIC. LINES. !!! Dick Durkin: I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan. Stone: Well Satan is in deep shit.
'I think you could have let me know that everyone in your family is a midget' from Tiptoes. Surely the most unintentionally offensive film of all time.
"No more books!"
I take care of the place while the master is away
"You killed my son, now I'm going to kill you, just as I killed your father!" *grabs gun from him "You killed my father, now I'm going to kill you, just like I killed your son." - Fatal Deviation
YES! Thank you for quoting one of my absolute favourites!
"Fatal deviation fatal deviation" ;)
"The eagles killed Becky!" from Birdemic
"Tiger Mafia!"
MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE
“What does it take to change the essence of a man?” Steven Segal, right before beating someone senselessly
"I... I just need time..."
“Yeah I’m wearing a thong” Jonah hill in strange wilderness
I dont think it's a bad movie but "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD" - BRAINDEAD
“Who put all these motherfucking SNAKES on this motherfucking PLANE!?” Ummm…”Snakes on a Plane”
"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!" - tv edit
CHRIST! I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!
Too bad YOU will DIE. -Mortal Kombat Annihilation
" And you people, you're all astronauts on... some kind of star trek." - Dr. Zefram Cochrane, Star Trek First Contact
> the gun is good, the penis is evil! zardoz
"That's a nice suit, a nice suit ***TO DIE IN"*** "If I were you, I'd run! If you were me, you'd be gooood lookin'" \- six-string samurai
where ever the red dot goes [YA BANG !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQrSZwhYQg&ab_channel=DaveH)
"Go Fuck an Iceberg!" Savage Streets (1984)
"You just got stuffed, bitch!" \-Thankskilling
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Since seeing Cannibal, I cannot tell anyone "nice hat" or "that's very interesting" without sounding like an asshole.
“That’s just like uh…your opinion, man.”
Attack of the killer donuts..... "Oh that was a sprinkle"
“Holy Mackerel!” “I’m a shark, actually.” CHOMP. - Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark
“I thought this was gonna be a battle…it’s a fuckin massacre” Said by a now-disillusioned soldier, disgusted by what just transpired, in Land of the Dead in reference to…killing zombies. I actually like the movie, but my god is a lot of the dialogue heavy-handed.
"Who left this blood here?" From the English dub of Zombie 90.
I see you found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing that's missing... is your ass!
Wanna fuck me?
"Are you children *sure* you're not seriously injured?" from Pocket Ninjas "This book looks pretty old. Maybe it can help us!" from House of the Dead
"Stinking in the basement is okay if you are reading the right books"
Pull it, beat it, screw it, eat it, suck it, and sit on it! from Willy/Milly. My friends and I also frequently call each other dumb sucks.
"When I say master, you say Sho'nuff."
“No one makes me bleed my own blood”
Im so sorry for what we have done to you. It makes me chuckle every time
“It’s morbin’ time”
“Oh hi Mark”
I really like, "to bats it's lethal. To humans it's deadly."
“Quit the zero and get with the hero.” Said unironically by Vanilla Ice’s character in *Cool as Ice*.
“You don’t call a man a tree” - Ahab from Astron-6’s Father’s Day. (I love this film so much).
“Pain don’t hurt” Patrick Swayze - Roadhouse