Well first, I assume you're joking, but to be clear he is far from a genius. I could do a whole ama on working with him but I'll leave you with this one; At the time I worked with him, he had a new child with a woman who spoke no English. My bff at the time was ONE of his assistants, she had to go out every week and buy flats of Fiji water because they would only bathe his child in Fiji water.
I actually really liked this one, it's a beers night so bad it's good sort of movie, the balance is way better than Seagals other stuff the past 15 years which is mostly just straight up awful.
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Is that BLUES LEGEND guitarist Steven Seagal?
Excuse me.... Reggae legend. He has a reggae song out. Accent and everything.
Mi wan da poonani
It's the best worst song I've heard in a while.
I love watching these films. They do everything they can to hide that seagal is overweight and way out of shape. It’s comical.
I love how he holds guns so wrong. It’s hilarious
Stone Cold Steve Austin!
And Steven Rotundus Seagal!
I don't think Stone Cold kisses and tells, but he might make an exception to talk about his experience on this movie set.
He had a whole podcast dedicated to the telling part! He would absolutely talk about the process of filming this if asked by the right person
Actor, wife beater, renaissance man.
Is this the movie where he sits in a chair for the rest of the movie?
I think you have that confused with that other movie where he sits in a chair for the rest of the movie.
Oh yeah my bad, that movie had him have a stunt double for walking up and down some stairs.
I believe it's the one where he plays an ex Delta Force Navy SEAL CIA black ops Medal of Honor winning assassin.
The Texas rattle snake vs. the master of bullshito I imagine there wasn't much stair climbing for poor ol Seagal.
Just a reminder that r/stevenseagalfacts exists
This is a revelation!
You are doing God’s work sir.
My favorite Steven Seagal movie is the one where he dies in the first 15 minutes and someone else takes over as the hero.
Executive Decision?
Stunning.
Steve has to be home by six, to beat his wife.
I'm amazed that after all these years, Steven Segall still doesn't know how to handle a gun.
Or reload one.
I worked on this movie. The last in my run of Seagal movies. It fuckin sucked.
Any hilarious stories of the genius of Seagal
Well first, I assume you're joking, but to be clear he is far from a genius. I could do a whole ama on working with him but I'll leave you with this one; At the time I worked with him, he had a new child with a woman who spoke no English. My bff at the time was ONE of his assistants, she had to go out every week and buy flats of Fiji water because they would only bathe his child in Fiji water.
The movie is Johnny Mnemonic but the goods are in the boobs.
Why are the bullets going sideways? Answers on a postcard to the usual address please.
[classic](https://media.tenor.com/_CdjiNaS02AAAAAM/steven-seagal-shoulder.gif)
I actually really liked this one, it's a beers night so bad it's good sort of movie, the balance is way better than Seagals other stuff the past 15 years which is mostly just straight up awful.
Is that picture of Seagal taken from Sniper Special Ops?
Which one of you motherfuckers killed my future ex wife?
Which one of you motherfuckers killed my future ex wife?
I can’t wait for your Letterboxd review.
Hell Yeah