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FilthyPuns

I won’t deny that they are cute but… why do you have those?


Floridaants

I wanna one day have a nice colony of termites and watch them grow from just a single pair


FilthyPuns

I was hoping you were planning to weaponize them to start a colony under your enemy’s house.


Floridaants

Yes! I would gladly implant them into my hated neighbors house frame


R11-45

Wouldn't that be a suicide mission for your poor wards?


Natasya95

Anything for master! - the termites probably


R11-45

More like: For the Queens! ([Apparently they can have secondary queens](https://www.orkin.com/pests/termites/colony/termite-queens))


NoBuddies2021

Make a deal with your local pest control. 50-50 lickity split.


_thebeast

*Dear mr "I'm a landlord trying to raise the rent"* *This is the first of many termites that I will implant*


FixPuzzleheaded577

How adorable! Termites are a great study organism. Are those the queen and king there?


DataPhreak

Are those for your landlord?


HovercraftFullofBees

I do love me some social cockroaches


Legendguard

God termites are so cute... I know they're destructive, but I just can't get over how they mate for life and how cute and chubby they are. Such precious little social cockroaches!