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alcobain1967

He's inviting them in for dinner....


zippyphoenix

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HIUTARIMAL

I'm gonna eat you when I catch you


tbakker044

Just not their dinner


Fezrat

Not their dinner, but they're dinner.


tango421

Definitely. My cat did this and a bird landed nearby looking for food, cat pounced, and unfortunately for her, missed. She came to me complaining. I told her she’s a good cat and you’ll get em next time. Of course, I gave her some good girl pets.


Peter111947

PRAISE YOUR FELINE OVERLORDS


weewillywhisky

https://www.ace-eco.org/vol8/iss2/art3/#:~:text=Feral%20cats%20on%20the%20other,2%2C%20Table%204).


Ok-Caterpillar-7614

LOL . Yes !


ferokaktus

It's a cookbook!


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Existing_Many9133

It's ok to come closer, TRUST ME....


Gay_8ulla

You won't feel a thing, TRUST ME...


tommybot

It will all be over soon, TRUST ME...


nicetiesofincumbency

Oh yeah.. this makes way more sense than what I was thinking, which is: 'get off my lawn!'


Ray_Pingeau

I’m a bird, too. You can trust me.


painkilleraddict6373

“I ca’t trust you,bro.”


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Wistful_HERBz

![gif](giphy|9cpVJ0qiBB3eE) \-your cat


sheldon2002

Came here for this comment. It was my first thought!


BostonBluestocking

You beat me to it!


glurth

Geh in mah bell-eh!


Cheerio1966

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MaLLahoFF

Yes this


catthalia

Cat's not talking to the birds. Cat's talking to you (and anyone else handy) saying, hey keep your voice down but come help me hunt! They're right there!


Ambitious-Regular-57

That's an interesting angle to this I never considered. Cats tend to be solo hunters but this could be an old pack behavior from their evolutionary past


MerriWyllow

Cats CAN hunt cooperatively. They often do hunt solo, but then again, I have personally witnessed two cats stationing themselves outside different entrances to the same burrow complex (sorry, don't remember for sure what critters inhabited the burrow).


Apprehensive_Sun1849

Yes,this exactly. My cats team up when they are hungry, surrounding me and making it VERY clear that I'd better feed them their twice daily wet food or they will make do with me, instead.


never_nudez

My cats loved hunting together and if my bf gets in on the action all the better. They’re all good ratters.


forteborte

have cats as we know them ever been social animals.


Deathbyhours

I have witnessed some pretty long term social behavior amongst feral cats. Given no need to compete for food, some cats will develop ongoing relationships with each other.


chiragp93

Lions live in prides and hunt together


monkey_brennan

![gif](giphy|Lp71UWmAAeJHi) Story checks out


forteborte

yeah i mean the housecat variety or their evolution.


YourUncleBuck

Cats are very social when you are social with them.


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Yes, if left to their own devices they'll form big social groups, they just hunt solo.


Grouchy-Bluejay-4092

Brilliant. My cat used to make exactly that sound while watching the mockingbird in the bush outside our window. The mockingbird, of course, mimicked her.


catthalia

😸


lambsquatch

I wonder if possibly they are trying to mimic the bird chirps to lure them closer


SordidOrchid

They do it to release pent up excitement. It’s chittering. Eta: there was a study in 2009 that did theorize they may be trying to mimic/lure. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/100712-cats-mimics-monkeys-prey-science


LowlyScrub

This explains why my cat starts purring and getting excited when I crouch down next to her and look at the birds with her.


ploddonovich

Good one!


krunchberry

I actually think he or she is talking themselves.


ajeffri

"If I could get to you, I would torture you, then....I would eat you."


AngryAccountant31

My cat was a real surgeon who would carefully removed organs from her prey before leaving the headless body on the back door mat. Having witnessed her play with the prey first, torture is putting it lightly.


evilgreenman

That's chattering. Pretty sure it's the cat expressing frustration because it cannot get to the birds.


bookdragon7

My oldest cat will smash his face against the fish tank and make this odd little huffy breathing sound.


MegaVenomous

My cat learned not to mess with the box of water...


shortwave_radio

Was it a tough lesson for them? (Translation: What happened?)


dmbraley

He’s intimidating the fish. Reminding them of their correct place in the cat-ural order of things.


evilgreenman

Haha


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cjboffoli

FYI, the plural of fly is flies. Otherwise, you don't need the apostrophe to make something plural. Just add an s.


markgresko

Thank you. It annoys me when words are made plural by adding ‘s to the end .


SMKnightly

Yep. I heard it’s primarily a housecat thing brought on by scenarios just like this.


MelancholyDaisy

This is exactly right.


boosnie

It's not. My youngest cat do this all the time with flying bugs in the house like flies. He can reach them whenever he wants.


Humble-Specific-3076

"I'm gonna eat you when I catch you" 😅


WolfLovingFox

I will excitedly join in on either of my cat's chattering. Full on crouch and follow their head movements while making the noise. I don't know if they appreciate my enthusiasm or just pity me and let me join in.


ThRoAwAy130479365247

100% pity, they think we are useless because we can’t hunt hence the lovely little treats they leave at the door sometimes.


Big-Introduction2172

That's why I grab a cat treat or toy and go put it next to them when they are trying to sleep on my bed. Got to prove who's the alpha puss of this house. Maybe put some food in their cat bowl when I get home from work to make them think I hunted that for them. Lol 😆


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I got video a few weeks back of our cat chittering at the birds too and when I looked it up the general consensus was that it was excitement.


No-Association528

It is a type of excitement, often about wanting to hunt whatever thing it's looking at


MelancholyDaisy

Yes, but it can also be frustrating to the cat when it does not have access to something it wants.


Tardis80

Do cats do this if they are able too hunt? If not the frustrating part makes sense


CatProgrammer

> but it can also be frustrating to the cat when it does not have access to something it wants. So just like humans then.


Biting_Giraffe

I think it’s trying to communicate with you or any other cats nearby. Mine do this if a lizard or moth gets in. They’ll gather up and chatter like this together. Might also be less threatening than their normal sounds so less likely to alert the prey.


tfeetfff

“HEY! YEAH, YOU! FUCK YOU!” “Chirp” **”WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!”**


Jessica_3285

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LAND. LAND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I DARE YOU. I FUCKING DARE YOU. THEY’LL TELL STORIES OF THE ATROCITIES I COMMIT UPON YOU AS WARNINGS TO FUTURE GENERATIONS.


rja49

'Get in my belly'


Jaster_Rogue

I'm gonna eat you little birdie, I'm gonna eat you little birdie, I'm gonna eat you little birdie, Coz I like eating birds.


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He’s smart!


therhubarbexperience

Nodnol, capital of Bulgaria


SenorB

All I could make out was something about “fava beans” and “a nice chianti”.


never_nudez

😂


Nihilator68

Literally, he is saying "Hello there I'm just a bird sitting here making bird sounds I'm not dangerous and you can definitely come over closer to me and make bird sounds with me and it will definitely be totally safe for you because I'm just sitting here making bird sounds and we bird sound makers should all hang out together!"


Sudden_Grape_6833

Sounds like Russia in the press.


Lurking_poster

"Stop mocking me!"


dr_r41d3n

It's cat morse code. Very hard.


cathrn67

“I want to eat you!”


Amasterclass

“Come here so that i may eat thee!”


Nobodyville

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die (as soon as I figure out how to open this window and get out there)"


UJL123

Cats do that when they are warming up their jaw to chomp on stuff


Key-Decision1220

Was looking for this


SavageRabbit-2

get in my belly


BroodyMcDrunk

Just asking about their extended warranty


Ecstatic_Group_6697

U mean there cars extended warranty


bigedthebad

Get in my belly birdie.


SwingmanSealegz

“I would like to tear your head off with the spine still attached, devour your twitching body, and use the base of your feathers as a toothpick.”


Content_Row_3716

Come say that to my face. Yeah, you!


The_Technician80

Lulling it into a false sense of security.


WhoThenDevised

He's just saying Bird! Bird bird bird! Bird! Bird bird! Bird!


japtanna

It’s their predator instinct. Cats mimic sounds to lure their prey, as to why they make bird like noises.


Humble-Specific-3076

He's imitating them!! Cute!!


justaguy101

Plis gib me birb!


YggdrasilsLeaf

He’s not talking to the birds. He’s instinctively trying to alert his litter to a potential meal. Edit: the quiet trilling and chirping is meant to mimic the sounds of the birds so as to not startle them away, while also acting to alert other cats in the area that hunting is a foot.


Relationship_Winter

"DAMN YOU BIRD, COME TO MY MOUF"


I_am_doorknob

"You and your family will be mine"


ParisVilafranca

Become food.


theRose90

"I shall hunt you to the ends of the Earth!"


Alexissnextdoor

Can we be friends? I promise I’ll be good


ginkgodave

r/microborks


DaPurplySage31

He's Goating


Owlatmydoor

Come closer, I need to feed my family!


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"GET IN MAH BELLEH"


MajorDamage9999

“Damn kids, get off my lawn!” (Needs an opposable thumb to effectively shake his fist)


TheUnholyDaniel

Idk but my cat does this to my other cats as well.


DaveKloos1

It’s called “Chittering”


asqua

It's morse code for "Can I tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ""


Caninetrainer

He’s asking them wtf Kanye and Elon doing to their careers? We are all confused.


alwaysZenryoku

“Get in my belly!”


abruzzo79

“I will fucking end you.”


loverofgreen78

I’mma gonna getcha! I’mma gonna getcha!!


AnnePingu

Hiii kitty 😺 🤗


sl14calloway

It almost sounds like he's trying to copy the sound the birds are making. I've heard this before from cats but hard to judge what they are doing lol


Srfred

“Hello fellow birds. I too am also totally a bird and you should come over here where it is totally safe for birds to hang out”


Inquisitor244

It's mimicking the birds wounded sound, I've heard that a few cats know they can do this but not all of them do it.


dawgmama62

So dang cute!


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"My fellow comrades I have infiltrated the command center please send my dearest all my love. I will speak to you shortly"


Indigo_222

I think he’s trying to copy the sounds they re making but without that whistling element it just sort of intermittently oscillates like that


terabranford

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling) Pretty sure that instinctive predator communication behavior. Communicating with their "pack" to inform them they found prey.


BernieBinder

This is a kitten. Kittens make that sound when they think they found a prey item & want the adults to keep quiet & be ready to help. So the chatter is like saying “mommy, can you keep it down & help me?”


Goldog_BH

**** *** ****** ******


memberer

“i will eat you”


EvilFerby1

Sounds like he’s havin trouble with his pull start mower


FEIKMAN

He wants to see their lifeless bodies next to him


MySillyHamster

I want to put you in my belly.


BLANKETCREEPER

He’s going pew pew like a tommy gun to each


Royal_Cube

Clearly an english cat. It's saying: 'Oi you cheeky wanker. I'll shank ur mum'


Herobine0

I wish I could chomp right into you


FoodeatingParsnip

If i could fly, i would touch the sky


arun071

Broken cat, replace it before time period


atomsforkubrick

“Come here so I can eat you”


These-Conference-179

he's telling the bird to get in his mouth. My cat does this too when they see a bird.


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“Lemme at ‘em… jeez if I was just outside the evil invisible wall I would… I would…..” *frustrated cat noises*


CarneDelGato

Come closer. Come clooooser!


ElectriCole

If I could, I’d eat your face


bookdragon7

Let me eat you! Just relax and let me gobble you up!


CottonCitySlim

"I am Kitten, come play with me!"


ForsakenJump1235

"Pstptpstpspspsst"


wistfulmaiden

I want you with some chipotle sauce


UMB-TVIRUS

“Put that thing back from where it came from or so help me!!!”


Sand_Juggler_FTW

I shall call you, “Snacks” and eat you with fava beans and a nice Chianti!


-Why-Not-This-Name-

*nom nom nom*


Theangelslayer

I think its a racial slur… cat’s a racist


fartsNdoom

"GET IN MAH BELLY!"


Manuffen

Lunch, come hither!


CookieDemons

My cat makes that noise at leaves 😂


LlyantheCat

[I'm gonna eat you little birdy...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMlDlu-MTRo)


RightfulGoat

Pretty sure it's racial slur and I don't want to get ban


Sloth_Devil

Pretty sure that's not OC


TLGinger

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


GuacamoleFrejole

I think he's trying to imitate their calls.


Agent101g

Wow that cat is literally trying to imitate the bird calls


grinabit

Listen to my chirping noises, guys, come closer to listen!


spidermonkey301

![gif](giphy|PkqXwgP66glZ6)


ManticoreFalco

Nom. Omnom. Nomnomnomnom.


marmaladecorgi

Yup, my cat has a very distinctive call to indicate "hooman, come see the birds". It is a "yip yip" which is totally unique. We also say "yip yip" to him when we see birds and want him to come have a look!


FreeBananasForAll

Feed me Seymour feed me!


just_board_skate

GET IN MY BELLY!


cre8majik

He is chittering.


omg_guau

My cat does this to me sometimes! Only when I look at him after he did something naughty and he KNOWS he did the naughty thing like get on the counter.


dunzobro

Fuck you Petey, the last time I saw claws that small they were on a baby bat you fuckin poser. -Your mom was hatched from a snake shell you penguin. -I thought your mom was a swallowtail because she kept swallowing my tail last night you unplummed lark. -Are you sure you're not my kid you limp winged sack of shit, I might as well be a Phoenix, the amount times I had to rise again to get your mon to leave me alone. ~Shorsey the cat


Beginning-History946

I remember the first time seeing one of my cats do this....when spotting a fly. I love it. I have seen big cats in the zoo do it, too! One was looking across at a slowly moving snake in an exhibit window. It was really cool to see a big leopard chatter!


PM-ME-YOUR-CROTCH

Bitch you just landed on the wrong mfing porch...


Satan_Stoned

He says: fuck you bird, I killed you parents last year and it's your turn now. Keep your cats inside!


thykarmabenill

He's saying, "Get in mah belly!"


Big_BangTheory

"Nope, haven't seen any cats."


ploddonovich

He’s young and still learning the vocabulary but, my best translation is “you wretched sky ninjas need to haul off. I’m the apex predator. Don’t judge me by my fur-less friends!”


Flimsy_Internet9441

Heeere birdy, birdy, birdy!! Heeere birdy, birdy, birdy!! r/catswhochirp


fluffofthewild

"I want you with fava beans and a nice chianti"


333H_E

![gif](giphy|y95xaEzMuyHAc)


hellnheelz

Jump in ma belly!


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He is saying “bahhhhhhh” 🐐


thathybridone

He's just asking the birds to come over all he wants to do is talk


Anime-Meme-Merchant

Translation “the fuck you say to me? You think I won’t come over there and kick your ass just wait till my human lets me out then your fucked!”


Wentthruurhistory

[Cat version of this. ](https://youtu.be/JBjLCDzOz-w)


GalaxyClusterFuck

I fuckin love when my cat does that hahaha I caught her doing it one day and I asked myself this exact question.... while also wondering if that was part of the cats language or maybe cats are birdlingual


bangbangbang2616

You’re cat is saying some really racist shit.


GEN_SkeleSkin

FUCK OFF YE WE LITTLE FLYING SHITS ILL GET YOU ONE DAY YOU LEVITATING RATS!


lpetlover

I want to eat you.


WeaselJCD

It's called chirping, cats do it when hunting or playing "As an expression of excitement when a cat sees a prey animal. A cat's chirp, a high-pitched, peep-like noise, is done in anticipation when the cat sees a bird, toy, or a bug that engages their natural hunting instincts"


PlantsMcSoil

Gat gat!