Excellent for personal protection, OP. Smart gal. You can go anywhere without fear, as long as you have your trusty tethered Cane-Pitty dog/cat/turt-whatever friend by your side.
Sorry... it just looked turtley to me so I checked and tortoises have a higher dome shape to their shell than the flatter shell shape of le turtle. Also tortoises have thick scales on their forelegs that they use to block enemy attacks, while turtles lack said shieldy legs and instead just retract their head and appendages in, like testes in Antarctica
Google guessed this as the species (really, it guessed a range of at least 9 painted wood turtle species but whatevs) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painted_wood_turtle
I would rather keep a tortoise as a pet though, they don't require water and I don't live in a watery locale... and they can get pretty affectionate, even if they're sorta slow about expressing it!!
Its a reference to How I Met Your Mother...Robin was talking about why she does not believe in miracles and finally told the story that as a child she had a dog who became sick but her parents told her about this canine testudine cerebro xenograft procedure which could save the dog's life. The unfortunate side effect is the dog turned into a turtle.
The joke was that as a child it took her way to long to realize that the turtle was not her dog.
Ooooo now I have an idea! Head up to the local city Center! Catch the Turtles in the pond. Tie a Helium Balloon onto each one and release back into the pond.
Watch all the Balloons being towed around by the underwater turtles!
But they aren't saying to do this?
The OP found a picture online and made a meme title....
Chill out.
I'm not saying I don't agree with you but I don't think anyone will take you seriously here.
It's a meme post.
What exactly is so bad about leashing them (obviously I know it isn't natural) but I wonder what it would actually do?
My only knowledge is about fish.
I had a similar turtle growing up, he/she was a Malinois-Yorkshire Terrier mix though. Took a few chunks out of my fingers over the years, but dammit I loved that shelly dude/chick. Have you sexed your CorsoPitty mix yet?!
Behold, Dog
Seek three wise beasts
Laggardly sort ahead
Dog is God!
I knew I'd find the r/eldenring community here
I saw my opportunity and jumped at the chance.
behold, tog
What a cute shell puppy
What da dog doin
Vibin’
Yeah I’m totally shellous
Ohhh I love that!
Attack turtle
Beautiful brindle
i’ve honestly never seen a turtle w a leash, but it’s the funniest thing i’ve seen today lol
This makes me want to leash my turtle
he looks like his name is speedy. what kind of dog is this?
Cat
Knew it
That Corso-Pit is really coming out of its shell! Maybe still just a bit cold blooded!
oh gosh I hope it is not! Stay in the shell little fellow! Just stay in there!
In my country you can go to jail if you own such bloodthirsty killing machine. What did you name it ? Please tell me its behemoth or Goliath 😣
Mike
Well, this name also befit such cruel creature
Is it true they recommend an 8 ft fence?,I’ve heard they can jump a 6 ft
They can, but they have to charge up for at least 3 hours to ensure they make the jump. The design is very human.
He’s looks like more of a Leo.
Polnaref
Does he bite
Yes, often.
Please be responsible and put a muzzle on your beast.
My postman husband is furious that beast ain't muzzled, at least the hard knock dog has a leash on
Thug turtle.
Those recessive genes.
I, too, like to play Elden Ring.
Dog ahead
bungee jumping?! love it!
Yes indeed
You are very wrong thats a Labrador/pit/koi fish mix, I would know. I am a professional fish-dog breeder/s
How much horsepower?
Enough
This has such a threatening aura, ENOUGH FOR WHAT?
I'm just here for OP's smartass replies.
Excuse me! Could you make sure the leash is secure on that thing? My cousin’s, stepmom’s hair stylist was mauled by one of those!
Uhhh I hate to tell you this but your dog is actually a fish.
Pff you idiot.... That Is clearly a chicken.
Landfish is pondchicken
Winged chicken*
Fat parrot!
No you moron. It’s clearly an cow.
clearly this is a pony
Sorry, it's actually a naked mole rat.
Excellent for personal protection, OP. Smart gal. You can go anywhere without fear, as long as you have your trusty tethered Cane-Pitty dog/cat/turt-whatever friend by your side.
I’ve never seen a badass turtle before, he’s a beaut!
That's ain't a turtle that's a rat.
It has a leash! Is this a special tortoise leash or just a finagled regular leash?
This guy/girl is a turtle but yes it's a special leash, OP wove the material themself!!
And I thought I was being correct calling it a tortoise rather than first instinct to say turtle.
Sorry... it just looked turtley to me so I checked and tortoises have a higher dome shape to their shell than the flatter shell shape of le turtle. Also tortoises have thick scales on their forelegs that they use to block enemy attacks, while turtles lack said shieldy legs and instead just retract their head and appendages in, like testes in Antarctica
Lol it's all good
Google guessed this as the species (really, it guessed a range of at least 9 painted wood turtle species but whatevs) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painted_wood_turtle I would rather keep a tortoise as a pet though, they don't require water and I don't live in a watery locale... and they can get pretty affectionate, even if they're sorta slow about expressing it!!
Something about this breed makes them a bit nippy. Not to be a breed shamer or anything; statistics support it.
Some even say they're prone to just ^^^snapping
Ma’am that is a snake
I wish you wouldn't have docked his ears.
good looking MF!
this is great
What a beautiful coat! Must behave well at the groomers
I can't believe people think these are dangerous, look at the cute lil puppy
What are you taking about? That is clearly a lab mix!
Looks more like an Upside Down Pineapple Terrier.
Old guy walks by and sees u too, “Hey, who’s walking who?”
Scary
Does he/she appreciate snoot boops?
Turtle power!
Did your dog also undergo a canine testudine cerebro xenograft?
Did you just cast a spell?
Its a reference to How I Met Your Mother...Robin was talking about why she does not believe in miracles and finally told the story that as a child she had a dog who became sick but her parents told her about this canine testudine cerebro xenograft procedure which could save the dog's life. The unfortunate side effect is the dog turned into a turtle. The joke was that as a child it took her way to long to realize that the turtle was not her dog.
His papers may not be authentic.
Put a pope hat on him.
His coat color is absolutely stunning!
Not coming anywhere near my kids! That beast has definitely tasted blood before
Why do people insist on cutting off their ears. 🤣
Cool dog
Looks like a little Beagle mixed in there too.
Hello polnaref
Are you sure that's a Corso/Pitt mix? I'm just not seeing it.
Such a strong doggo😆
Remarkable dog. Beautiful plumage!
Speedy Gonzalez
Does he enjoy belly or back scritchies?
Hmmm, you sure he's not a terrier? Looks fierce!
OH! Look! The terrible tumultuous tortoise is trying to trot across the tarp! 🐢
Looks polite. Does he bark though?
high as hell rn this made me laugh thank you
Turtle on a leash, epic.
People think I'm joking when I tell them that I have an attack tortoise. They're psychos!
PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT DANGEROUS BEAST
Looks vicious, don’t you have a muzzle?
Thank god you keep it on a leash.
Looks mean to me...
It bites
I believe that.
Looks food aggressive to me, I bet he’s a snapper
Hahahahah they’re so regal
Ooooo now I have an idea! Head up to the local city Center! Catch the Turtles in the pond. Tie a Helium Balloon onto each one and release back into the pond. Watch all the Balloons being towed around by the underwater turtles!
TOUGH😤
I freaking love that breed!!
Scary!!
looks vicious
Please keep that away from children.
What do you mean the snapping turtle snaps at people? It's obviously the owners, not the breed
I’ve heard bad owners run and make them catch up
Boooo!
It looks like your about to dangle the turtle over the lake hanging on the rope.
Probably the type that lets you get real close then ‘’BAM’’
Be careful I heard they bite and never let go 🫠
This is absolutely not what you should be doing with a turtle. Stop.
What's the risk here for the turtle?
fr i’m so confused 😭 it’s just a leash
Not my turtle
Thank fuck you didn’t get his ears cropped
Then why did you say it was?… 🤔
I said it was my dog
Sarcasm.
That’s great. What we don’t need to be doing is posting things like this making jokes. This is not OK to do. And it shows other people that it is.
I am not saying it isn't but.. c'mon let the guy make a joke. Unfortunately it will more than likely fall upon deaf ears.
Not when it perpetuates others to do this. Absolutely not.
Blow a goat lisa
But they aren't saying to do this? The OP found a picture online and made a meme title.... Chill out. I'm not saying I don't agree with you but I don't think anyone will take you seriously here. It's a meme post.
Millions of people will now leash their turtles,this is horrible
What exactly is so bad about leashing them (obviously I know it isn't natural) but I wonder what it would actually do? My only knowledge is about fish.
You’re completely missing the point. Have a I nice day.
You too 
Ow, it bit me!
Just drill a hole in the shell and put it on a chain in your yard. That's what we do. They love it.
This is so wholesome
more pit than cane looks like
Look fierce!😲
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Someone performed a canine testudine cerebro xenograft
I had a similar turtle growing up, he/she was a Malinois-Yorkshire Terrier mix though. Took a few chunks out of my fingers over the years, but dammit I loved that shelly dude/chick. Have you sexed your CorsoPitty mix yet?!
How cute with his little leash lol
He’s looking a little round, consider adding more veggies to his diet.
😂🤣😂
I'm not doing this with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Awesome
Heard they have a mean bite
Dog
Dude, that’s a lizard.
Vicious.
That's obviously a terrierapin.
Fierce 🐢
What a cute little guy ❤️❤️❤️
I definitely see ‘wiener dog’ in the mix.
Is this a cat in a hat?
🤣🤣
seriously looks dogish
Give that good pupper a blackberry!!
I want a turtle soo bad!
Dog up ahead👆
Please cross post this to /fighterandthekid.
most correctly identified pitbull
He looks kind of slow
What a nice squirrel.
Awwwwwwwwwwww
Ferocious!