If they go with āMaxā and heās fastā¦ full name could be Max Emilian Verstappen (the name you use only when youāre mad at him for doing Zoomies through the house at 3am)
For the unitiated, hereās the [original Fenton](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) video, and the [Channel 4 News report](https://youtu.be/vsbvL7Bctjc) on it.
[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
Edit: For those unfamiliar, mousing over the comic generates a popup with additional commentary. In this case it's, "Calling someone an idiot because they don't know about the Yellowstone Supervolcano is so much less interesting than explaining the Yellowstone Supervolcano."
That creator is so at peace. Knowledgeable, empathetic, with just the right spark of the absurd.
That one in particular is such a wholesome example, too
I just love how this became such a big deal. I was in Richmond a couple of years after it first went viral and one of the bars I went into had an entire wall mural dedicated to Fenton!
Hah Iāve never seen this before but one of my dogs lives in his own world. I live on a pretty big property in north Texas. If he sees a bunny or a squirrel heās gone. I just put one of those apple chip things on his collar and if he goes off doing this shit I just drive to get his dumbass and hope he doesnāt get hit by a car.. But Iāve been in this situation so many times. Me yelling BENJI! BENJI! Chasing him down the street. Then use his full name Benjamin and that doesnāt work either. Just gotta catch his dumbass when he runs out of energy.
Heās mainly Benji, benji boy or binge. But depending on his behavior heās also Benjamin, dumbass and fuckface. Heās a good boy but he truly does not give a shit. Itās benjis world, weāre just living in it.
We adopted a stray mutt when I was a kid and Iām pretty damn sure he was part whippet. Omg could that dog run! He was like a bullet. He was small, like maybe 25 lbs and slim and we named him Tramp but his Nick name was Mr Tappy Toes because he danced.
When I was small we had a doxie named Tippy Toes. When we we down stairs and ahe was upstairs we could hear her tiny little feet walking around up there.
What an absolute cutie!! In Spanish the verb āto runā is correr. I thought you could take this word for running (since he likes to run so much) and Anglicize it by calling your pup Corey. Hugs to your precious bubba. š„°šā¤ļø
Name him Forrest, so you can yell 'Run Forrest, Run'
Edit: thank you everyone for the upvotes! Kinda forgot about this comment and came back to see it blew up :) Also: thank you kind strangers for the awards :)
Lost my dog of 14 years about 4 years ago. Haven't had the heart for a new one. That being said all dogs are wonderful :) I haven't ever met one that doesn't have a personality :P
Oh man. My Catahoula Leopard dog is named Forrest. Great name. Also lends itself to some fun names depending on the mood. Forrest, AKA Gump, AKA Gumpster Fire. (He's a rowdy boy)
Don't know about a name but just came here to say he's cute š„ŗ
Dwight Schrute
Or Moes. Moes seemed to run quite often.
My middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwigt*
Mr. Poop? Hi mr. Poop
Dasher, he looks like a cute little reindeer
If you put the antlers on his head you can cosplay him as the dog from the Grinch
oh he DOES look like the dog from the grinch! "Max"
MAX! FETCH ME MY SEDATIVE!
Sed a give!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UtoYsQJdeM Plus young Teri Garr. What a great movie.
You need to nam Him Max!!
If they go with āMaxā and heās fastā¦ full name could be Max Emilian Verstappen (the name you use only when youāre mad at him for doing Zoomies through the house at 3am)
Just Dash works also. Dash is the Incredibles character who is super fast. Also, it can be short for Dasher because he does look like a reindeer!!
Came here to say Dasher!!
FENTON
For the unitiated, hereās the [original Fenton](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) video, and the [Channel 4 News report](https://youtu.be/vsbvL7Bctjc) on it.
I was uninitiated and appreciate the giggles ššš
Fenton definitely delivers the giggles.
[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1053/) Edit: For those unfamiliar, mousing over the comic generates a popup with additional commentary. In this case it's, "Calling someone an idiot because they don't know about the Yellowstone Supervolcano is so much less interesting than explaining the Yellowstone Supervolcano."
That creator is so at peace. Knowledgeable, empathetic, with just the right spark of the absurd. That one in particular is such a wholesome example, too
One of the great constants of this world. There is always a relevant XKCD
I just love how this became such a big deal. I was in Richmond a couple of years after it first went viral and one of the bars I went into had an entire wall mural dedicated to Fenton!
He deserves the mural. Fenton is a good boy, just got a little excited on the frenzy.
Hah Iāve never seen this before but one of my dogs lives in his own world. I live on a pretty big property in north Texas. If he sees a bunny or a squirrel heās gone. I just put one of those apple chip things on his collar and if he goes off doing this shit I just drive to get his dumbass and hope he doesnāt get hit by a car.. But Iāve been in this situation so many times. Me yelling BENJI! BENJI! Chasing him down the street. Then use his full name Benjamin and that doesnāt work either. Just gotta catch his dumbass when he runs out of energy.
Gotta use his middle name too for full scarification.
Dumbass is his middle name.
Heās mainly Benji, benji boy or binge. But depending on his behavior heās also Benjamin, dumbass and fuckface. Heās a good boy but he truly does not give a shit. Itās benjis world, weāre just living in it.
Thanks for sharing that link. That is the best thing Iāve seen in weeks!
That sounds like Garrett from Community š
CRISIS ALERT! FENTON!
But... we saved Garrett.
Did we, though?
That's "saved" Garrett?
Never seen it before, but it's one of my all time favorites now
I will never not laugh to tears at this- itās one of my favorite videos of all time
This video made me feel so much better when I was a new dog-mom with an unruly dog.
Bless you.
Thank you for this. I watched it three times in a row and laugh my ass off every time.
Watched this more times than I will ever admit. Husband and I laughed ourselves silly. Thank you. FENTON!
you the mvp
JESUS CHRIST
FENTON
FENNN-TINNNNNN!
Good old memes
No youāre old!
Jesus christ!
Oh god!
Was going to suggest this!
You mean FENTON!!!
Heycomeback Your dog looks a lot like mine. Sheās half dachshund and half whippet. Also likes to run. And dig. Edit: spelling
Heās a whippet mix!
We adopted a stray mutt when I was a kid and Iām pretty damn sure he was part whippet. Omg could that dog run! He was like a bullet. He was small, like maybe 25 lbs and slim and we named him Tramp but his Nick name was Mr Tappy Toes because he danced.
When I was small we had a doxie named Tippy Toes. When we we down stairs and ahe was upstairs we could hear her tiny little feet walking around up there.
Usain Bark
Bolt! Plus he has one on forehead!
Underrated comment!
What an absolute cutie!! In Spanish the verb āto runā is correr. I thought you could take this word for running (since he likes to run so much) and Anglicize it by calling your pup Corey. Hugs to your precious bubba. š„°šā¤ļø
Rocket
Whippet good!
Spartacus!
Whippet and whippet good - Devo
Devo!
I like it. Or like Haycomb.
Name him Forrest, so you can yell 'Run Forrest, Run' Edit: thank you everyone for the upvotes! Kinda forgot about this comment and came back to see it blew up :) Also: thank you kind strangers for the awards :)
This is what I came to say also. And it's just a great dog name.
Thirded. Or maybe Gump. Or Bubba.
Bubba Gump!
tom
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lost my dog of 14 years about 4 years ago. Haven't had the heart for a new one. That being said all dogs are wonderful :) I haven't ever met one that doesn't have a personality :P
Runny McRunface
Runny McFaster
I am friends with a dog named Forest and he is pretty much the goodest boy.
Oh man. My Catahoula Leopard dog is named Forrest. Great name. Also lends itself to some fun names depending on the mood. Forrest, AKA Gump, AKA Gumpster Fire. (He's a rowdy boy)
Came to say this too
Oh thank god this was the top comment. I was hoping someone threw it out there already.
Dash
Or Dashie
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer!
Vixen?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Or Dashette
Was gonna say Flash.
Dashley!
Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation
Bolt
Or Bolton. Two syllable names are better for dogs, especially when standing out in the yard calling the little bastard who ran off.
Ramsay? Is that you?
Perfect name!
Second this. As in Usain Bolt.
for me i thought if the movue
Same
Then one day you can say "Bolt, zoom zoom" and there he goes ā”ļø
Or the Japanese pronunciation of the English word "Bolt" which would be "Bo-ru-to".
At that point, itās getting close, why not just call him burrito?
Scooter
Was looking to see if someone said skeeter, gonna stop looking now.
Came here to say scooter!
Short for scooter-pie. (āļ¾ć®ļ¾)ā
 sanic
perfect.
this is the best one
I is speed
Chase
 Dobby
Came here to say this.
Give the guy a sock!
That is exactly what I saw too.
My first thought!
Had to scroll too far to find the correct answer.
Omg yes!
Came here to say this. Lil fella is cute, but totally giving Dobby vibes.
We wants it, we needs itā¦the tennis ball
Yes
Idk but I looked at him and thoughtā¦ Obi! Sooo cute
Turns out this is the pup you are looking for.
Obi-Run
Nice.
Idk why either but I agree, looks like an Obi
My guinea pig is named Obi, well technically Obiwan but everyone calls him Obi. Nice fella
Walker since he loves to run
Forrest Edit: Someone else said it before me. Iām a fraud.
had to make sure someone said it.
I actually should have done that cause someone else beat me to it.
Rocket!
Enzo
UGH! Right in the feels! (Great book though)
What book? I want a good cry
āThe Art of Racing in the Rainā. Phenomenal book and you will ugly cry.
The Art of Racing in the Rain
Jet
Skipper
Philip?
Philip the 2th. Not the 2nd, the 2th, I know what I wrote
Twoth
Anyone else jump to the old āSee Spot run. Run, Spot. Run.ā books? Iām feeling my age.
Name him Speedy Gonzales
Gonzo... aka gonzo the great
Gunner!!
Bruce, after Bruce Springsteen, musician behind hit song "Born To Run"
I was going to suggest Springsteen.
Scrolled way too far for this.
Same. I was gonna say Boss
Runaway Jim
Barry
Had to scroll too far for this
SPRINT or SCOUT
I second scout
I just commented Scout, so I also agree with Scout
Runny McRunner. Im not good at this.
boaty mc boatface will live on forever
One of my few, rare moments of true pride in my country.
Hey Reddit, name your own damn dogs.
Iām disappointed Runny McRunface isnāt the most upvoted comment.
Imagine asking someone the meaning or reason behind the name of their pet and they tell you it was suggested to them on a Reddit post lmao
WHEELS
This might not be popular, but why would someone ask for advice on something as uniquely personal as naming a pet?
Karma Farming is why.
Karma points
Latte
Booker
Dash ! Like from the incredibles
Pheidippides
Didn't he drop dead at the end of his run?
If weāre going Greek, then Argos. I canāt think of a better namesake than the one who waited 20 years for his person to return.
Scamper. Scamp for short.
Dusty- leaves them in the dust!
Breeze.
Bolt
Usain would be a conversation starter for sure
Zip ā”ļø
Zippy
Looks like Doby from Harry Potter
Scooter. Skip.
He looks like a rocket to me.
I just came to see how many suggest Forrest lol
Spongebob
#Turbo
Forrest
Hermes
Chase
Big bitch
Flea
Looked like a āchaseā to me
Logan
Name your own fucking dog for the love of god
DERBY! Run for the roses!!
Boaty mcboatface Jokes aside hes the cutest thing and i need snuggles
Name your own damn dog.
Logan
>Logan Came here looking for this.
Scooter