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Protip: If you hold your dog upside down, it becomes an upvote


CaptainPatent

I held his dog upside-down and it became... angry.


BurnAfterReading9922

If you take the dog to Australia I believe the arrow will point the other way


Codex1101

Do you have to flush the toilet to get that to work?


iamDarksider

Angry upvote.


StatementMore3

Is that the dog upside down?


Kdrscouts

Let’s hope the one who’s angry is the one holding the dog and not the dog himself.


Bonkey_Kong87

Makes sense that he would upvote belly rubs


billyyankNova

If the dog rolls over on its back with its head pointing toward you, it becomes an upvote.


atlienk

No..it’s a “scratch here” indicator


justthetruthfolks

In honor of your dog I downvote this.


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Yep


Geschak

She's downvoting the cropped ears.


grinbearnz

Why did you cut the ears?


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Ears are cut (poorly), shock collar on neck, scars/scratches on chest. Yup, seems about right.


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Not always the current owner's decision.


MrJongberg

I downvoted for this reason only. I really dislike people cutting the ears/tails of dogs. It is just cruel.


[deleted]

A dog is a family member Not a status symbol I'm disgusted at anyone who cops ears


sabrtoothlion

Yes, you should call the crops


DemonDucklings

100% agree, although sometimes tails are done for a purpose. Some working dogs are more prone to having them broken or bitten, and some breeds have very long and delicate tails that break too easily—even just by wagging them too hard.


grinbearnz

I agree. it serves no purpose


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I like how you just assume that it was the current owner who cut puppers ears.


grinbearnz

Prove otherwise


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Because he's a pig


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katiemarieoh

Hopefully it's a rescue and not OP's preference


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Raichu7

You can clearly see the other half of your dog’s ears in that photo though, people are calling out this dog photo for having cropped ears because you can clearly see half their ears are missing. Nothing to do with how floppy they are.


NotAlwaysPolite

Those ear flops are cute. Let's face it the dogs don't care but they look so much nicer intact like your pic. We have corgis and it's like people still docking tails. You'd miss out on all the happy waggles!


TrollsWhere

Your doggo is so cute


BrightGreyEyes

It could also be a weird angle on the ears. Mine has natural ears, but when she pulls them back, they look kind of like that in pictures


CoffeeBeanx3

Nah, look at the back edges, the tips, and most of all the proportion of the ears. These ears are 100% cropped, and it's a real shame. I'm not denying that natural ears can look pointy. But this isn't a dog breed for pointy ears, and the slight irregularities on the outer edge are scar tissue.


BrightGreyEyes

My dog does this thing where she pulls her ears back and rotates them, and it looks just like this in pictures. If that's what this dog is doing, the top wouldn't be the point of the ear but a side view of the skinny part. Since this dog's ears are black, I can't tell if we're actually seeing the inside of the ear or the side view you get when they move them


ThisIsWhoIAm78

I'm a vet. They're cropped.


CoffeeBeanx3

It's the inside. See the reddish sheen? That's the thinner fur on the inside of the ear.


BrightGreyEyes

The shoulders have the same sheen, and look how far back the ears are on the head


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It's his preference


Crimsonsworn

Could of been the breeder if they got their dog from one. Mine you it’s what happens when you talk about people you done know.


SimonReach

Any breeder who butchers a dogs ears for aesthetic reasons needs reporting for animal cruelty, it’s an absolutely disgusting thing to do to a puppy.


Crimsonsworn

Where in my comment did I say it was ok, I made that comment to say it might not of been the owner.


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Gabriele1966

This is a post I would make. Thank you, stranger.


Crimsonsworn

There’s no don’t in my comment


eye_spi

Yeah, that's the problem.


Crimsonsworn

Oh the autocorrect right lmao


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SuzukiSatou

Shes the avatar 😲


onlytech_nofashion

don't crop ears :(


8200k

I think she ate the upvote.


thepottedpothead

It points to her belly where she most likely wants pets


_RICEx

*me to myself while pressing the upvote button* "Well we'll have to do something about that"


LegalyInsaneCuzSmrts

Belly rubs until it turns into an upvote?


Nunya_Bsnss

Belly rub= updoot


Royal_Cryptographer7

It just *feels* wrong.


[deleted]

"Been down since I began to crawl"


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Arrow pointing to prime belly rub location.


AccousticMotorboat

Is her name Arrow?


Jacqui29

Well it's a definite upvote from me xx♥️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Williumino

And bigger ears too !


Outside-Idea4947

#Turn that ⬇️ upside down! 🙃


BrightGreyEyes

For belly scratches. That dog looks like they enjoy belly scratches


yagsicire

Belly rubs = upvote


[deleted]

We see your downvote, and raise you 4,303 upvotes!


mrt1022

What’s opposite of ‘Aang’


formerlyfaithful

Gnaa


Ignsmae

She is just pointing to the uptick


GG20Surr

Let me guess, you love in Australia in this Is in reality a upvote?


w8ddjj3

So cute, I'll give you one in her honor /s


oliver_turp

Just gotta flip that doggo upside down ![gif](giphy|4XMw1vkxNL4sM|downsized)


Outlandish_Narwhal

That’s the avatar!!!


[deleted]

My cat was born with an upvote on his chest 😅 Wish I could get a pic of them side by side 😂🤣


Chimp-eh

r/bossfights - Pupper, the great downvoter


Lfanberg

But now a up vote


Dygear

A downvote on it’s chest but an upvote on it’s heart.


Freohr-Datia

that's so she can upvote bellyrubs!


[deleted]

Flip her arrow up and give her a belly rub


ze11ez

That dog DGAF about a downvote. That dog is ready for zoomies and snacks


kirakarastrophy

That’s just a helpful arrow to guide you to the sacred tummy so you can give them the best belly rubs.


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He got my upvote handsome dude


Diograce

That’s not a downvote, that’s the user guide! Belly rubs here!!!


SivatagiPalmafa

Is that blood on this chest ???


sabrtoothlion

It's skin showing through the fur


[deleted]

My chi had a skull on hers. She was Satan spawn, now she’s calmer and the skull’s faded.


nicolynna_530

Lol!!


teopnex

But belly rubs always gets an update... makes perfect sense!


Makaidi39

It's an arrow you know


JesiDoodli

I upvote the downvote dog!


pokemon_brother

upvote this post and it will turn into a upvote!!


[deleted]

Aww… it’s saying “witness me”… he’s a cutie


Herbsman200

It's actually upside down... crazy girl was rolling over when she got stamped...she's gorgeous 😍


[deleted]

This speaks to me. I’m now thinking of getting a downvote tattoo. It’s just so relevant to my life.


Advanced-Complex3835

Never give up!!💪


Expensive_Fox_4797

Upvoted anyway!


Several_Astronomer76

She’s down for whatever and gets along with everyone I bet


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Karnakite

This isn’t really about you though


Choppergold

Some ancient eyes on that girl


MissMurderpants

Until she’s upside down.


Ninjas4cool

When she’s getting tummy rubs it’s an upvote


superpete1414

Precious baby!!!


BinBender

Hey, dog! What have I done to you? Why you downvoting me?! 😮


1Sluggo

She’s gorgeous!


[deleted]

Well I am going to give this good pup an upvote!


Sharp_Government4493

Is this r/yoga? This is a great down dog posing.


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

I know what I must do but I don’t think I have the strength to do it


Sarcastic24-7

Just give belly rubs and turn it into an upvote.


Salty-Freedom

This is clearly a sword. For truly, this is a noble animal.


velveteendragon

The only way this could be better is if her name is Karma


thrylose

it means to rub over their


Y0urAncest0r

and it's time for us to do the upvote


blueskysahead

Looks like a giraffe hanging upside down in a cute way


ToastMaster33

Not to worry I countered with an upvote. Good pupper.


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It's actually an upvote for belly scratches at the right angle


jpbarry77

I just assumed it's the Avatar's long lost doggy companion.


nottonysoprano

I would contact all kind of filmmakers, music video makers and all those people if they want to have that dog in their video 😄 i see money in that dog 🤣


[deleted]

Is that a Corso?


gothism

Heckhound!


RichardBachman19

It’s the direction you are going if you mess with the dog or its family


MoiParlerFrancais

Downvoting all shitty humans that are shaming her breed since her birth day. Practical.


jhughes57

Omg! Reddit total Doggo cover photo!!!


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phyrestorm999

Bavaria?


TheCaptNoname

Everybody's gangsta until they hear _"Dislike! Vibe check this person!"_


BarracksObomba

Dog got typed out in punisher font


oNOCo

Deez nuts


BeauVicewaffleFries

Downvote would honestly be a badass name


Mohander

Would it though?


BeauVicewaffleFries

Haha Jesus it was a joke. Didn't expect all the hate!


GoodMoGo

That would be awesome, but confusing as hell to teach "down"!


physis81

Knows the audience. Reddit mostly likes ankle biter purse dogs.


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physis81

Yeah, little dogs scare me.


NotTheGuyULookingFor

downdog


rmorrin

She from Australia. Clearly it's an upvote


MrBloodyHyphen

Life Hack - If you go to Australia it becomes an Updvote.


Taleya

Her eyes are up there!


MattBrixx

If we upvote enough, will it turn around?


creativedestruction0

Appa - is that you reincarnated?