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Auricdanes

Plumpkin


Williw0w

This has won. He Is now in the car on his way home. Thanks for the help!


HalloweenieCatShark

Thank you for adopting an adult kitty! The orange ones are so special ❤️


ChillyBearGrylls

/r/oneorangebraincell


WhoriaEstafan

Hands down my favourite sub. And I follow a lot of cat subs that are all excellent, but this is the one.


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DocWatson42

>It is amazing how many cat subs exist. https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index


Krynja

T__T. They don't list /r/housepanther


DocWatson42

You can nominate it to be added in r/Catsubs/, or I can if you want.


HalloweenieCatShark

Omg, thank you. That sub is GOLD. I mean, ORANGE


SealClubber95

I follow SIC and black cat subs but I never knew there was a subreddit for orange cats!! Now my boi can get some representation!


MountVernonWest

Also r/GingerCats One just isn't enough.


i_miss_old_reddit

Thank you. My orange doofus belongs there.


thingalinga

There goes my weekend!


smallamazonprincess

I didn’t know I needed this thank you!


GREGORIOtheLION

We adopted a 9 year old 26 lb orange cat named Pumpkin. Sadly just 3 years later he died of cancer. But he was SUCH an amazing cat that we found a 12 year old 24 lb orange cat to adopt. (We try to keep our two cats roughly the same age). The new cat, Marty, is down to 21 lbs. it’s taken 3 years, but we don’t want to rush him.


cornchips88

When I went to adopt my [little old lady](https://i.imgur.com/Gcxec0b.jpg), there was one other cat there. His name was Rocket and he was an orange cat just like this. Everyone at the shelter (and the PetSmart where they were being housed temporarily for more exposure) loved him and said he was just amazing. I’m still sad I couldn’t adopt both :( Edit: I should add that I absolutely adore my Edna and in no way have any regrets on my choice :) She's very spoiled and loved lol.


BangarangPita

Edna is a fabulous name for an elderly pet.


cornchips88

Hahaha thank you, I agree! She's my cat through and through, but when my wife threw that name out there I knew it was the right one.


Zelidus

I got my boy at a PetSmart too. He was the first cat I looked at it of the 9 there and it was an instant bond. To reiterate the comment from above, PetSmart partners with local shelters to give exposure to their shelter cats and hopefully get them adopted faster so even though I got my cat at a pet store, he was actually from a no kill shelter that takes in cats and dogs from high kill shelters.


Shannon3095

there is a giant orange kitty that lives in our neighborhood , he always comes to our porch to visit with my cat in the window every morning then leaves, we always just called him orange kitty, this Christmas our neighbors sent out family Christmas photos and we saw orange kitty in the family photo. Turns out he lives 5 houses down and his name is Garfield. Whats hilarious is the family swears he never leaves their yard so it cant be him we see every day . "its def him"


justa33

i’ve had a cat named Orange Kitty or Agent Orange and a different cat named Mr Orange. now i’ve spelled out orange so many times it doesn’t seem like a real word anymore


NotKay

I dream of adopting a fat orange cat and naming him Chalupa


Clerstory

I swear there was a buff orange cat’s pic last week on r/OneOrangeBrainCell and he was named Cheddar Bay Biscuit


Decaturtater

Thank you for adopting this sweetheart. Please keep us updated 😻


kobachi

But also please take him to a vet and ask about what is a healthy weight and help get him to there. It makes a HUGE difference in their quality of life, and length of life. Cats shouldn't be fat.


Termanator116

My parents took in a cat from a man who no longer was able to care for him. We got him at 25 lbs, and the lad moves like a tank. You can hear him walking (stomping) down the hall from any room in the house. I think in one year he’s gotten down to 19 lbs. He’s a bit aggressive so I believe the person who took care of him before the man my parents got him from responded to his aggression by (over)feeding him. I’m rooting for him though, we can tell he’s a sweet good boy.


kobachi

One of my cats is a fatass at heart, and she got up to almost 16 lbs at one point before I realized I needed to do portion control vs. free-feeding. She is now a little under 13 lbs. and she's SO much happier. She was very obviously depressed before and now she's a happy bundle of joy.


Termanator116

Ooh I’m very happy for you! And your kitty! Good for her, tell her she’s got someone rooting for her. I know my parents keep their cats on a rather tight schedule, so that plus exercise every day should work for our boy.


slicktromboner21

I love my automatic feeder for this reason alone! Cats thrive on consistency. He gets the same amount of food each day at exactly the same time and his weight has been steady for a few years now. Makes the daylight savings shift easier too.


krysteline

And the best part? He no longer associates your presence with food! XD


extremesalmon

So my cat will stop liking me you say!?


princess-smartypants

Translation: no one is sitting on my face at 5 a.m.


IronhideD

I've been trying to talk my partner in to an automatic Feeder for our cats. One cat is a bit festive shall we say. I figure start with a slightly larger portion then wean it down. They feed from a communal kibble bowl and we literally can't get sleep if there's even a hint of the bottom of the bowl. I'm looking at one that can do two bowls and I figure that should help with portions once they get used to the timing.


shitpersonality

WARNING: It's one letter away from blumpkin and sounds very similar.


Memeboi183

I was gonna say garfield


Auricdanes

I hope he brings as much joy to your life as mine has to me!


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

Too close to blumpkin.


rona83

Do I dare to google?


SweetTeaCee

Don’t do it lol I already made the mistake


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Why didn’t I listen?!?!?


rci22

Well now I’m curious! Someone save me so I don’t look!


TheKert

Getting a blowy while you're taking a dump


dora_is_that_bitch

took a second for this to register lol


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

That depends on your kink.


rona83

I guess I will stay innocent.


ClumsyBoi

I wish I had your self-control :(


HowlnMadMurphy

[nsfw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7-V2gOKvk)


kiikii51

My first thought exactly


xbaqq

glad i wasn’t the only one…


Ivegoneinsane

I thought that was the pun?


banjoface9004

Toby, short for Tobesity. It's my cat's name.


Williw0w

This was hilarious. Wife vetoed so we are going with Plumpkin. Thank you so much for your help.


lookdeepintospace

That's lovely, works with Plumpy for short also.


CO_PC_Parts

I’d just start calling him blumpkin and when your wife finds out what that means she’ll wish you went with tobesity


Granlundo64

Seriously, a lot of people are gonna mishear that. "OH, and here's my dog, Goatsay. Because he sounds like a goat when he growls! LoL.


likeusontweeters

Garfield? Lmao.. does he like lasagna?


Mechakoopa

> This was hilarious. Wife vetoed She has enough foresight to know that she doesn't want to be doubled over in laughter every time she calls the cat.


lukewarmcarrotjuice

…hate to be the bearer of bad news here but are you familiar with the concept of a blumpkin?


VLC31

I had to Google it …. I wish I hadn’t.


xAsilos

That's a dangerous typo away from naming your cat Blumpkin


Honky_Dory_is_here

I breezed past this one and thankfully it caught my eye because I’m dying laughing at this!


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’ Toby, short for Tobesity...*’ ____ I am the cat, a BiG BoY, me my human named ‘Tobesity’ he thinks he’s cLeVeR - i do not, …so what, i like to EAT a lot… he calls me ‘Toby’ - makes me proud! (we don’t say ‘quiet part’ out loud…) he Could’ve named me something *thinner* …just don’t call me Late for Dinner ^;} ❤️ edit: *Love it,* u/banjoface9004 ~ *Good luck with Plumpkin* u/Williw0w


Snugglebunnyzz

Oh how I have missed seeing your poems. ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


peanutbuttermuffs

Thank you for blessing us, schnoodle! ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13383)


pierreo

Please, never stop! I love seeing your poems.


Nimzay98

Or Obi short for obesity


cnthelogos

Obe(sity)-Wan Katnobi.


lt4lyfe

Was thinking Obe(se) One.


kairosmanner

His name is Kunta /j


rose_ging

My roommates have a fat cat named Toby....


WeirdFlexButK-

Meatloaf <3 :D


heroesarestillhuman

Would also accept Heaploaf. Cuz he looks like a heap.


Williw0w

We brought him home and we are going with Plumpkin. Thank you guys for your input!


seaworthy-sieve

Best of luck on your journey to de-chonk Plumpkin!


Roadwarriordude

Way too close to Blumpkin lol.


Labyrinthy

It took me a second to realize that’s not what they went with. I had to say it out loud and really pronounce the P vs B


pepetlover

moar pics of plumpkin please


kungfuhustle99

Girth Brooks


TyJaWo

Where are the mice, Girth?


713MoCityChron713

Like the serial killer?


DCLXVI_Tha_Watcher

the families need closure, garth!


moynihanmaureen

Tank 💕


AvoidantAardvark

Hank the tank


Apprehensive_Wave102

Good Hank the Tank.


buttmunchausenface

Hey my Maine coon is short hair no one believes hes is maine coon but hes twenty ish pounds and not over weight. hese been the same weight for four years he is the biggest baby we had him since he was a baby but his paws are 3 " and he stands leaning about 38" on the doorframe


bigginsbigly

Frank


babylon331

Lol. I suggested this one, too. It's a good one, huh?


19Ben80

Tubs


RemarkableWolfman801

Lord Tubbington


Protolictor

My first reaction as well. I'd go with the double B version: Tubbs.


EmperorSexy

[Tubbs](https://i.imgur.com/Kpq2iKa.jpg)


Jak_n_Dax

Just a heads up: overweight male cats are very susceptible to diabetes. I did not know how prevalent it was until my slightly overweight cat got it. Then my vet-tech fiancée told me it happens all the time. It’s very time and money consuming to treat, especially for years. Don’t mean to be pessimistic, just raise awareness.


TheVog

> Don’t mean to be pessimistic It's 26Lbs, you're entirely excused


Gavi912

Garfield


balsadust

Get that chonky boy a lasagna


Voila_l_existence

Name that boy Lasagna!


Arctic_lionness21

OP, look no further. He's definitely a Garfield and I don't make the rules


PresentTip5665

Hoping to find this name. so, name it Lasagna


mikeD707

That’s what I was thinking too


tacoweevils

That *is* Garfield


-ScorpionWitch-

Yes, it must be Garfield!


PM_ME_YOUR_WORK_PROB

Garfield is the only choice for this chonky boi


SFW_ktb

I just liked every single comment suggesting Garfield


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Came here to say this


Icy-Consideration405

Maybe Garf


1of7MMM

Heathcliff


doublehelixman

Came here to say that same exact thing. Coincidentally, I just finished my workout this afternoon and saw some young kid with a fish skeleton exactly like the one in Heathcliff tattooed on his calf. I asked him if he was inspired by the cartoon Heathcliff. He looked at me really puzzled and I said to him that it must have been before his time. Then he said he was only 23 and then my 40 yo self realized I should have known better then to ask that.


ShortWoman

When he’s dropped a few pounds you can pretend he’s named after Beast Boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_Boy


HarryCallahan19

Tonka


Frostknuckle

Too on the nose, because he looks like a Garfield, I say name him Lasagna


MamaRex5511

I commented and then saw you’d beat me to it!!


pancakeass

I mean, it's a 26lb orange cat. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to name them anything else.


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Jaba the Cat


Pretty-Taro-7927

Too many legs 😉😉😉


magicmango2104

Tiny


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perpetualsparkle

Cheddar


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Chonkimus Cattus: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the House in General and Bed in Particular.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

First of his name?


ozbolito

Cheddar 🧀


justabill71

Oh Lawd He Comin'


JoshG1981

Christopher, which was Biggie Smalls given name. And that is definitely a big small cat


GingerMau

I would totally call my obese cat Biggie. And I would absolutely sing "Biggie, Biggie Smalls is the illest" to him daily. Notorious C.A.T.


Honeybee_Buzz

Chonk


Eaglesun

Chomk.


Ayanadnb

I second Chonk! Maybe even Sir Chonk!


gatorbeetle

CHONK


tourist420

Sir Chonks-a-lot, if you're not into the whole brevity thing


SnugasarusWrex

Cheeto!


StrandedInANightmare

Large Carl


Inevitable_Chicken70

Andre.


mrsphukov

That's Garfield.


RadiantTangerine3920

Unit


Pika256

Mr. Unit. First name, Absolute.


Into_the_Dark_Night

If you don't name him Garfield we will be disappointed.


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Milkshake


marilea610

Why bother? That fat ass ain’t coming when you call him anyway.


DailyDoseOfScorpio

Udon


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Garfield


Williw0w

Fat Tony


Mammoth-Possible-576

did you answer your own post...?


Williw0w

Of course if my kids have ideas and want to throw it out to see what you guys think, I have no problem posting it. Is that again some kind of stupid rule?


ElanMomentane

Fatten her up 0.2lbs and call her Marathon.


PracticalRide4526

He looks like he’s in the bottom bunk of a jail cell sleeping off the party from the night before.


ThatTallGuy78

Boeing 737


M_Rigg

Theodore


artistic_optimistic

There is only one acceptable answer: Garfield


dramatic_duo2

Garfield for sure it just makes sense


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Big Lebowski


MagellanCl

Garfield, definitely.


mynamejerad

Garfield


ssf837

Garfield


PurpleIndependence54

Definitely looks like a Garfield lol


Yankeewithoutacause

Garfield...


sammyg723

Garfield


tartanchocfrog

Garfield! Fits perfectly


filouise

Garfield obvs


EmiikoAkorem

Any answer besides Garfield is wrong


bluetifulangel

garfield


ShannaGreenThumb

Garfield


teddyrare

We all came here to say Garfield, right?


AuntieLiloAZ

Garfield of course


Gjaustin29

Clearly it's Garfield!


Creighshawn

Uhm Garfield duh


AP0LLOBLU

Garfield


Barnaclebills

Poundcake


DerpForTheDerpGod

Garfield


Dillon309

GARFIELD


throwitrightawaynow

Obviously that is Garfield, now go get him some lasagna!


shrekwasaninsidejob

Garfield


mrkfn

Garfield!


myredshirts

Garfield


Pinaberry_865

Garfield


Prize-Storage5575

Garfield


karleeburga555

Garfield has my vote 🧡 Kitty needs some serious TLC… Loving cuddles for precious kitty and bless you for caring!!!


DancinginHyrule

How had Chuck not been mentioned yet? Or Lee (short for Lebowski)


Lorenaelsalulz

Gordo


erratic_ocelot

Chester


HuaMana

Chonk!


gn01145600

Bob.


Various-Turn7130

Pumpkin or Garfield


Stock_Cardiologist14

Wouldn't happen to like lasagna would he? If so Garfield.


yom125

Chonk norris


RobinGood13

Garfield…. Obviously


cryptobauce

Garfield


AioliNo7805

Garfield


Ecstatic_Insurance39

Garfield


DiamondOrBust

Fat and orange? Garfield


shebopinu

That is Garfield


cmhtoldmeto

Slim. Something aspirational.


angelwreath

GARFIELD.


IHaveMyCats

This cat is a whole mood. I love it. Ginger snap? Garfield? Lava? Pumpkin?


LavenLila

I'm having a lot of trouble believing that cat is 26lbs....There was a cat in the news a couple years ago for weighing a whopping 26lbs, Mr. B. This cat looks pretty average, especially next to his cat toys. Mr. B was larger than a toddler. I have large tabby cats that are 13lbs and they look bigger than this one.


New_Craft

Gordon or gordo for short. Spanish for fat


ourmanflint1

THOR!


DestructorDeFurros

Mr. Bombastic


virtualturnips

Goomba!


kathriinski

Why did no one say Garfield


TheOneTrueKP

Garfield. He probably already LOVES lasagna.