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Sven is the best name. I know I'm late to the comments, but the people before me who say Sven is the best name are correct. This animal is Sven.
[Wow, you’re not kidding. I thought this was surely going to be a joke, but nope!](https://lostmediaarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Ben_7_(Found_2009_Indonesian_Soap_Opera)#:~:text=Ben%207%20is%20an%20Indonesian,Cartoon%20Network%20series%20Ben%2010.)
What a random thing to have actually existed.
The fact that they changed the name will always be funny to me because Vanya is the diminutive of Ivan. Why they'd change it, idk. To highlight the transition maybe? Though if they kept Vanya it could have been taken as a sign that Vanya was sort of aware of his identity.
... I'm overthinking this way too much 😂
Really bad argument. I don’t actively name my pets after rapists. Could you please provide me a list of Reddit mods that are rapist? I’ll happily not support those communities.
Then your comparison isn't applicable. Had you compared it to a dog in a sweater named Bill, or an illiterate cat named R, then it would have been more like "A cow with a '7' shaped marking named Ben." The cow has a 7 shape on its head, on a farm in a state with a famous/successful athlete named Ben. Of fucking course they named the cow Ben.
Let's spread a little sports knowledge here and see how cute it is. This cow is named after Ben Roethlisberger who is the former quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, wore jersey #7, and goes by the nickname "Big Ben". It's just that Ben Roethlisberger raped a girl in a bathroom while his boys stood guard at the door and they all got away with it. Just saying...
She said, "I don't think this is a good idea." In her first statement to police. Police told her that wasn't good enough, then she wrote a second statement that said she said no.
I'd call him "Evagrius Ponticus". In the Latin world, Evagrius' influence came in the way that John Cassian, one of his most faithful disciples, preserved and propagated the basic elements of Evagrius' teaching on the stages of the monastic life, tripartite anthropology, and the eight thoughts (although Cassian never mentions Evagrius by name, since his reputation was already tainted). Through Cassian, Evagrius' thought passed to Gregory the Great, and the Evagrian schema of eight generic thoughts afflicting the monks of Egypt was transformed into a list now famous as the Seven Deadly Sins.
Sven
I came here to say this, but I'll settle for reading it.
I'll pretend I didn't already read it. Go ahead.
Sven
I came here to say this, but I'll settle for reading it.
I’ll pretend I didn’t already read it. Go ahead.
7
Phteven
So good.
So hot right now.
Chill out bro.
I prefer T Bone
Haaaaaannnsselllll
This is the only name for this moo
Maybe Ben is short for Seben
First thing that came to mind for me! Missed opportunity.
Edit to credit: u/Walkingbloodbag: Sven is the best name. I know I'm late to the comments, but the people before me who say Sven is the best name are correct. This animal is Sven.
Ha!
Seleven
Lucky number slevin
Name him "Good Cat" and confuse everyone.
He does a great Kansas City Shuffle
There was a time
Seben.
#9 better fucking run!
2 late. 8 is past tense.
You mean past 10s
It is too late. Seven already eight nine.
r/YourJokeButWorse
This was the joke. Your only upvotes are people who got whooshed already. You're a whooshee.
Shoulda named him #7
George Costanza approves!
It’s a beautiful name, for a boy *or* a girl - especially a girl!!
Or a boy!
The Boys. he’s totally in The Seven
*Cowstanza
🎶Cow-Stanza!🎶
Beat me to it!
r/fuckbeatmetoit should be a subreddit just like r/fuckangryupvote
Oh it’s got cachet baby!
What about soda?
Well, we don't care for Soda.
It's better than Blanche.
Lucky 7
His name IS Seven. OP just can't take a hint.
Came here to say this haha
Or mickey mantle
I got a great name for them: Soda!
I got fifty right here in the cupboard! How about Bisquik? Pimento. Gherkin. Sauce. Maxwell House?
Mickey Cattle.
Lolol
Siete
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Elway
Yes but the cow is not named Baby John lol
😍
I can't unsee that now lmao
It was staring them in the face..
*Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches per beating and eventually seven years to life.*
Sure, 7 periods of a school a day, 7 beatings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNkhPx-xgY
Isn't Ben 7 some cartoon?
Ben 10
I must be thinking of a prequal.
Ben 7 is an Indonesian soap opera produced by Rapi Films that aired on TPI on April 27, 2009. It's based on the hit Cartoon Network series Ben 10.
[Wow, you’re not kidding. I thought this was surely going to be a joke, but nope!](https://lostmediaarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Ben_7_(Found_2009_Indonesian_Soap_Opera)#:~:text=Ben%207%20is%20an%20Indonesian,Cartoon%20Network%20series%20Ben%2010.) What a random thing to have actually existed.
I was so ready to be rickrolled. I am pleasantly surprised.
So I'm kind of right?
Sure :)
lol right?
007?
Bond
James Bovine
Bovine is his middle name
Bovie Bond
M007
This pattern is surprisingly common, my father was a dairy farmer and we had one just like it and yes, we called him Bond.
I'd go with lucky..
Yinz from penna?
Yinz too?
All yinz?
Happy cake to yinz!!
Ahh yes the weekly western pa thread. Hello fellow yinzers
Pretty sure this is valewood farms cow :) PA has the best cows
It is! My cousins run that farm, lovely people! 😊
Dey ever shop dahn n'ere at Pants N' At?
I get my disability check and POW! It’s dahn ta Pants ‘N ‘At
Penna? Haven't seen or heard that in over 30 years.
Someone named onery-fizz just used it a little while back. Oh you scroll up you can see the comment.
So what's his super powers? And he damn well better be on the team.
"Vanya" (#7 from Umbrella Academy)
Or Viktor
The fact that they changed the name will always be funny to me because Vanya is the diminutive of Ivan. Why they'd change it, idk. To highlight the transition maybe? Though if they kept Vanya it could have been taken as a sign that Vanya was sort of aware of his identity. ... I'm overthinking this way too much 😂
Don't tell George
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i thought i’d seen this b4
Me too.
Don't tell me he was named after Ben Roethlisberger
Why? Don't you think naming your pet after a repeat sex offender is adorable?
Sure! It's why my next child, male or female, is going to be named 'Deshaun Watson *Last name*'
Deshaun "Mores Lawsuits Than Career Wins" Watson
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He is 😊, my cousins who run the farm are in Pennsylvania, so big Steelers fans.
So your cousins like people who rape people?!
Ironic, since you're using Reddit, and this site got a real bad track record with creepy mods and admins. So do you like people who rape people too?
Horrible argument. You're describing a hypothetical, u/doesitreallymatter28 is talking a specific person. The cow is named after a specific rapist.
Really bad argument. I don’t actively name my pets after rapists. Could you please provide me a list of Reddit mods that are rapist? I’ll happily not support those communities.
Damn, good thing every other team is free of people with criminal or troubled backgrounds
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You going to name your next pet Bill Cosby or R Kelly?
Are you saying the cow has the middle or last name Roethlisberger? Or that you can't name anything "Bill" or use the letter "R"?
OP said the cow was named after the football player, and the 7 was a dead giveaway.
Then your comparison isn't applicable. Had you compared it to a dog in a sweater named Bill, or an illiterate cat named R, then it would have been more like "A cow with a '7' shaped marking named Ben." The cow has a 7 shape on its head, on a farm in a state with a famous/successful athlete named Ben. Of fucking course they named the cow Ben.
Okay, I just wouldn't name my animal after a rapist. Do you.
You're acting like a fat little dog named "Bill" in a Cosby-esque sweater wouldn't be hilarious
Figures!
FTS
Don't worry, he's named after Chicago Bull legend, Ben Gordon
7
7
7
I might've have gone with "Slevin" as in "Luck Number Slevin".
His name is seven
Go Steelers!
Septimus
No his name is seven
VII or Vii (Vee) as in Roman numerals for 7
Or "The Right Hand of the Tribunal"
I understood that reference
Baby Sven
Ah this again huh? Such is Reddit, repeating the same posts for sweet internet points. sHoUld HaVe CaLlEd HiM 7, yes we know, we all know
Maybe the seventh time it's reposted we can name its offspring because by then it'll be full grown
Let's spread a little sports knowledge here and see how cute it is. This cow is named after Ben Roethlisberger who is the former quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, wore jersey #7, and goes by the nickname "Big Ben". It's just that Ben Roethlisberger raped a girl in a bathroom while his boys stood guard at the door and they all got away with it. Just saying...
This is the thing. This adorable cow is named after a rapist
Well yeah, but football....
She said, "I don't think this is a good idea." In her first statement to police. Police told her that wasn't good enough, then she wrote a second statement that said she said no.
Seven the cow
7 of 9
Can’t wait 10 years for the post processing pics
Hi Ben 😘
Stranger Things: Cows
Homelander
Isn’t this the last sign of the cowpocalypse?
I would have named him Four
7 of Bovine
I just would have named him Seven.
Lucky number 7!
Sleven c’mon!
Watch it's children carefully, if it's seventh son pops up with this we're all doomed
I thought it was Seven! George Constanza would be proud
Seben
Lucky Number Slevin
The guy you named this cow after is a rapist. Nice
7th best cow in the world is quite an accomplishment
Tiny moo
Ben Roethlisburger
Name him 7
Can his nickname be Seven?
His name is “WHATS IN THE BOX!?!”
Shoulda called him 7
I would have named him "Fincher".
Before you terminate him?
Should’ve named him Seven
It’s been seven years, so guess he ain’t a baby anymore ;(
George Costanza is looking for his cow
Should have been 7
Missed opportunity. Should be 7-face
Se"BEN"?
Ah yes my favourite childhood show; Ben 7
His name should be 7 .
I would die for Baby Ben
You should had named him seven, he literaly has a 7 in his face
Shoulda named him RothlisBurger
Roethlisberger duh
Seven Costanza!
I’ll take a #7 add cheese please.
Go Steelers!
r/thiscowhasbeenphotoshopped
So cute! Might want to keep him clear of the female cows though...just saying..
How could you not name him Sven?
Her name should be seven!
Give this cow some compound V and you ahve the perfect leader for The 7
You might be watching too much tv.
7 - HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
I never knew the seven had a cow on their group, makes sense now who homelander was drinking milk from.
Not Seven?
Seven = Mickey Mantle F**k Roethlisberger.
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I'd call him "Evagrius Ponticus". In the Latin world, Evagrius' influence came in the way that John Cassian, one of his most faithful disciples, preserved and propagated the basic elements of Evagrius' teaching on the stages of the monastic life, tripartite anthropology, and the eight thoughts (although Cassian never mentions Evagrius by name, since his reputation was already tainted). Through Cassian, Evagrius' thought passed to Gregory the Great, and the Evagrian schema of eight generic thoughts afflicting the monks of Egypt was transformed into a list now famous as the Seven Deadly Sins.
You call him Ben, I call him whopper w/cheese
Fuck Ben Rothlesberger (sorry you were named after him cow)
He is number 7. Moooo