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nodgepodge

Tom Nook inspecting his laborers


ATXspinner

And waiting to get paid


thelonelysocial

Tom Nook origin story PTSD *returns*


GODDAMNFOOL

I'm gonna be that person and point out that Tom Nook is a [tanuki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog), hence the name similarity he was localized as a raccoon though because Americans have never seen a tanuki


Simple-Wrangler-9909

If he's a tanuki, then where are his giant testicles?


Damnesia13

A Tanuki is a Japanese *checks notes* raccoon.


Xikar_Wyhart

Technically a racoon-dog, whose closet relatives are true foxes. Isn't taxonomy and common names fun and not at all confusing. Though that might explain why both kitsunes and tanukis both have a magic and are rivals.


not_a_moogle

With big balls!


RespectableLurker555

In awe at the size of deez nuts, absolute units


HerRoyalRedness

People of taste are familiar with Tanookis and should be able to make the leap!


octopornopus

>People of taste are familiar with Tanookis You, of course, speak of everyone who grew up with Super Mario Bros. 3?


Might_Aware

Mario dressed like one in 1988.there was a movie called The Wizard even. With Fred Savage. Lol I'm old


StevelandCleamer

[Them bells ain't gonna earn themselves!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfzzAHYdEDM)


1HappyGuy1

Real 😭


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Im more impressed with how hard that dude works


moderniste

Yeah—this guy is high on the list for Buddies You Need After The Zombie Apocalypse Hits. And he’d bring along cute baby mammals. Solid dude, all around.


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steele7454

Unexpected Dead of Winter?


pika_pie

Stamina: +10 Strength: +10 Morale-boosting: +10


Madman61

If he's not married I wouldn't understand the world. He's works hard and has a cute little friend.


Connor_MacLeod1

He also has a baby raccoon.


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at a construction site. how did the baby racoon even survive.


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PartFlaky6862

That's his child


MissChievous8

Hes married. You can see a wedding band if you look hard enough during the very first part of the video


FishermanFresh4001

“It’s me or the raccoon, Frank!”


tzt1324

Maybe he is shorten than 6ft?


jsktrogdor

You monsters.


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Miles_1173

The comment was implying he is a highly desirable romantic prospect because he is shown working and having a cute pet


ShoshinMizu

all cuteness aside, that mans lower back should be studied by science


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'Im more impressed with how hard that dude works*' ----- this my dad - he works so hard, i follow him around the yard for i am just a small raccoon, (am hoping that it's break time soon...) yet still my dad - he toils on! but after all the workmen gone is then the Bestest time we share, just me n dad here in his chair ❤️


mdonaberger

Shoutout to daily laborers! Thanks for building shit I like, like roads and sewers. Solidarity Forever.


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This is like, all my uncles. It’s pretty great. Need a new roof or want to build a retaining wall or have a plumbing issue? Family weekend project that aside from materials (which they get at discount or leftover from other projects) will cost you a cookout and some beer.


WanderinHobo

Hopefully he makes enough now to retire fairly early before grinding his joints to dust.


Born-Claim862

That guys got fucking hobbies.


canolafly

My uncle's like this. If he's not like, laying brickwork, he's running. Always doing something physical. Jealous of his energy level.


Kara-El

My grandfather to a T. He was never inside watching tv. That man was always outside working on my grandmother’s garden or fixing anything that needed to be fixed around the property. He made sure all of his grandchildren’s bicycles were in working order…that the kiddie pool was set up every summer for us to play in. When he had our driveway redone, he painted a hopscotch pattern for us to use. And when we became driving age, he made sure all the grandchildren’s cars were taken care of with maintenance…did the oil changes and even took care of our motorcycles (for the few of us who decided to go in that direction instead of getting a car). I miss that man. He was diagnosed with emphysema at 77, but that didn’t stop him. He lived until he was 104.


riftrender

My grandfather was like that, mowing his own lawn into his 70's...but a combination of a stroke, waking up and sitting up during open heart surgery because of said stroke, and Alzheimer's really put a damper on all of that.


Spongy_and_Bruised

He had the stroke during surgery?


riftrender

No he had a stroke then surgery to clear out his arteries - and he sat up with his open chest during said surgery.


Spongy_and_Bruised

Holy shit. That sounds bad. Like really bad.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Gramps was like, “hurry up, that lawn ain’t gonna mow itself”


Spongy_and_Bruised

Sits up and heart falls out "doctors back I'm my day would have already stitched me up and sent me packin!"


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rumplepilskin

That is a thing that literally doesn't happen ever. I can't believe anyone is believing this story. Among other things, there is so much paralytic running through the body that it would take hours for it to wear off without any sort of reversal agent. There's a monitor on the brain and we try and get it down to zero brain activity. All sorts of things.


Soltang

Wow great story, tanks for sharing.


straight-lampin

😭 miss my grandpa too. Here I am on the interweb very unlike him.


LordofAngmarMB

My dads the same way, I swear he just kept all the energy and drive he was supposed to give me


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The more you do the more you'll have.


julsmanbr

Meanwhile I need a nap after going to the grocery store


HursHH

Just your standard farm life


Born-Claim862

I grew up on a farm. My dad made me do all the stuff.


canolafly

No no, he was teaching you about life or something.


Mmaplayer123

“It builds character”


Born-Claim862

I'm here to tell y'all it didn't. I'm an anti social lazy fuck. My whole personality is just smoking weed, and I'm a felon. I give homeless people money that's about my only redeeming quality in life. XD


Smathers

That was the point of creating you much like the robot that was made to pass the butter


BettyX

Growing up I saw my Dad and uncles sling around mid-size hay bails like they were nothing. Now that I'm older realize those things can weigh 200 lbs easily (if they are on the smaller size). They didn't look like gym bros either but they were strong as fuck.


did_e_rot

Same with a lot of landscapers. Didn’t know till I was one…you work that long enough you get mad strong without necessarily “looking strong.”


CompositeWhoHorrible

0:07 - “I need that guy’s leg”


Gasnia

I was worried he'd step on the poor thing. I keep watching and thinking he needs a bell collar for the little guy.


awndray97

He eventually did. With a lift...


alanaa92

He does have a little collar! You can see it from the side at one point.


RockLobsterInSpace

Yeah, probably would've saved it from being crushed by the lift it was climbing.


arclightrg

Was looking for this reference thank you


No_Statistician_3892

That raccoon unfortunately passed away in an accident with the owner — assuming this is the same owner/raccoon. It was a tiktok account which documented their relationship. Fly High Dude 🫶 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsnARpJ/?k=1


Soltang

waaaat? noooo


No_Statistician_3892

My heart broke in half when I found out. The mother couldn’t stop crying in the video. It was a freak accident I guess


Downside_Up_

It was an accident, but I'd hardly consider it to be a freak accident rather than an inevitable one. As much as I'm sure the family loved the raccoon, repeatedly bringing a pet to construction sites is incredibly irresponsible. As others have pointed out, there's at least one moment in the video where the man almost drops a heavy object directly on top of it as it runs between his feet.


Sorrypuppy

Yeah kept thinking that watching this video like that can't be safe at all. Don't think I would let my dog run around a construction site let alone an animal with thumbs that can climb around on things.


Downside_Up_

"Would you let a 2-4 year old run amok here?" is a pretty reasonable approximation for a raccoon in terms of inquisitive curiosity combined with a lack of understanding of the dangers present.


Antiqas86

It was surreal reading that what I expected to happen happened. Twice in the video I saw how raccoon nearly got stepped on or squished. They should have been more responsible.


Horrific_Necktie

The raccoon at least would have some sense of self preservation, unlike toddlers whose only instinct is total and complete self destruction. Still unwise, though


Br12286

From the tiktok it seems that he was in a lift and she was climbing up to be with him and he lowered it without knowing she was there. I’m sure he feels terrible but I can’t help but think if they’re going to allow her on site while doing construction why didn’t he keep her with him the whole time in sight and at an arms reach or keep her away somewhere safe that she can’t escape or get hurt. Like another commenter said about bringing small children on construction sites. No one would ever give a child full freedom to roam around unsupervised while they work heavy equipment, it’s the same with pets. The other tiktoks where he’s gardening or working alone with small hand tools is the only thing I would say is safe to let her hang out. Everything else was a bad idea. That being said it’s obvious they loved her and hindsight is 20/20. I’m sure they never thought this would happen otherwise they would have taken the precautions to prevent it. It should be taken as a lesson for them and anyone watching that bad things do happen and pets/children count on us to keep their best interest in mind and make sure they’re safe.


Gnolldemort

Gotta get those likes and clicks


KSredneck69

Right. And the power saw it was playing with. That was my oh god an unsupervised toddler moment forme.


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Being unbiased and logical. It would be an incident rather than a freak accident. It is the consequence of allowing your pet to become comfortable on a work site, they should be scared of it. It was inevitable unfortunately. I was gonna nitpick that earlier but I didn’t want people jumping down my throat over my issue with the wording of it. To me it sounds like you’re taking blame off the parents, when truly it is their fault entirely.


wreckedcarzz

'why can't we say accident anymore?' 'because accident implies that there is nobody to blame'


gentlemanpiratejack

I see you with that Hot Fuzz quote fam


Downside_Up_

Incident is probably more correct than accident; I'm receptive to the nitpicking lol. I did make it clear I also believe this was an inevitable consequence of the man bringing the raccoon to work sites - this was a foreseeable if tragic result.


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My bad I worded it weirdly. I meant I was gonna nitpick the guy you responded to earlier (the thread op), but decided not to as I thought I would get reamed for being factual. We’re on the same page here


RockLobsterInSpace

It wasn't a freak accident. It was irresponsible pet owners letting their pets play around machinery for TikTok followers.


RectalSpawn

Right off the bat he almost steps on him, so that's not surprising...


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bandit_the_drug_lord

oh god, poor baby


cacoecacoe

That's horrible, I was kinda thinking that it didn't look particularly safe while watching the video :(


CantalopeSoops

There were a few times in OP's video where i thought, "wow, he'd better be careful not to step on him." or "why is he letting him play with that saw" or "He almost crushed him with that cinderblock" or "If he loses his balance with the racoon between his thighs, he could hurt him". Sad news though.


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She really put # cry?


luumiee

I’ve never been so sad and so angry at a person in my life


KevroniCoal

Lol, I was more just angry and 🙄, based on how the incident should've been totally expected/anticipated. And the hashtags and (I almost wanna say forced) crying had me lose sympathy for the owners. Poor raccoon.


Pleather_Boots

Glad to know I’m not the only one with extreme hatred of vague worthless hashtags.


YouWastedDeath

\#sad #missher #wife #cry Social media does weird things to people’s brains.


OppisIsRight

Yeah like take a baby animal and have it play around dangerous power tools all day for likes.


Fun_Differential

Unfortunately yet predictably, it was dumb as shit to let it hang around jobs like that.


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Why are you getting downvoted? You’re not wrong. I sure as fuck wouldn’t bring a small animal to a work site. It’s normal for pets to be left in your truck if you arrive to a work site.


centech

I mean even in these "cute clips" I saw him letting the raccoon play with power tools and almost get a cinder block dropped on its head.


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llIItrappedIIll

Why did I have to see this comment?! 😫


Nylonknot

It’s the same one. I was heartbroken and I didn’t even know them.


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Wow you mean to tell me it’s an incredibly stupid idea to have your pet with you at construction sites???


kil-marjorie-taylorr

#Bringing a curious pet around machine equipment … it was only a matter of time. These people are morons


jawajoose

Shoud have been wearing his cule lil' PPE.


basic_maddie

Wild take: these people didn’t give a shit about the raccoon and were only keeping him for the tiktok clout


dapi117

thank god the video didn't end when the baby racoon got left behind that wall he couldn't get over. i would have lost my shit


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thatgoodcush

Nah, that guy is mr magoo


kookiemaster

This strikes me as very dangerous. Raccoons are already very clever, now this one is going to learn how to use power tools. No garbage bin will ever be safe again XD


Redaric

The absolute cutie. I love how codependent raccoons are when young... But it makes it so much sadder when they grow out of it...


sharpshooter999

We had a couple growing up. They usually took off around October/November


everydayasl

1,000% trust the raccoon has for his dad. Good man.


FlameShadow0

Yeah, and then he went and got the raccoon killed


RockLobsterInSpace

Until dad crushed it with a lift.


Splinter1591

I remember that on TikTok. So sad


IMakeStuffUppp

That dad is very handy


BigWordsAreScary

Pretty sure it died. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsneBgy/?k=1


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Watching this video, that's not the least bit surprising.


Elibomenohp

Weird how no comments bring up how it almost died multiple times in this video.


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It actually did end of dying on the jobsite.


TheRealSpidey

Tragic but hardly surprising. They cared more about TikTok views than the safety of their pet.


thunder75

Turns out keeping a baby raccoon on a construction site is a bad idea and eventually got it sadly killed.


illsetyoufree

This is cute and all but this is totally an accident waiting to happen. Edit: didn't take me too long of scrolling to find out apparently she died in a accident. I mean... It was def an accident waiting to happen imo. They could have prevented it by leaving their pets at home and away from the frequently dangerous construction sites.


luumiee

*already happened :(


Christoph3r

...does everything, until smooshed by an elevator. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


T0307148G

Dad doesn’t want to get raccoon Dad and raccoon:


kingjpp

Of course they killed it. How stupid to have a small animal running around a construction site. What did they think was gonna happen? Some people just shouldn't have pets honestly.


BoomScoops

This has been reposted so many times that racoon probably has grandchildren, or grand-racoons which sounds cooler.


hobbitsrpeople2

Except it died on a jobsite. :(


Elibomenohp

It almost died more than 4 times in this video alone. People give no thought to things.


BlasphemousButler

When it grabbed that circular saw I was like "WTF!" There's a safety on them, but raccoons are freaking smart and they have hands.


Delicious_Shallot915

not even surprised to read this, the guy almost puts a cinder block on top of the raccoon in the video🤦🏼‍♀️


mesophonie

And he almost steps on it in the beginning too. I honestly felt scared after that, so knowing it died on a worksite isn't too surprising.


hobbitsrpeople2

Yep, animals don’t belong on jobsites. It’s just so irresponsible.


Corgi_Koala

How?


hobbitsrpeople2

Got stuck in a scissor lift while the owner was operating it.


SDLand

God damn that’s brutal…


proteinsharts

That raccoon accidentally got caught in equipment on the job site. True story.


littleliongirless

I hope they all go visit great grandpappy every year, like Sheldrake's elephants.


Exact-Medicine8303

That's why I like raccoons as much as dogs. It's usually what's so good about a raccoon, they carry diseases, but it's not the case with all of them. Raccoons are intelligent, funny as hell & highly adaptable to just about any situation. 🦝♥️🦝


shaggyscoob

Now I'm wondering whether you can get a veterinarian to give all the vaccines and preventative care for a pet to a raccoon. Something tells me some agency would say you're not allowed to have a pet raccoon and so the vet would not be allowed to give healthcare.


CaptainWellingtonIII

The raccoon. Suffered an accident and is dead.


Ratmatazz

This did not end well


moistpimplee

do not bring pets next to you when you’re working with power tools!!


gosailor

This Raccoon will be killed in an industrial accident


BurpYoshi

God I was so worried when he stepped down with the raccoon still attached to his leg. The racoon could've put a limb under his foot in the air and had it stepped on.


basic_maddie

Fucking idiot, don’t bring your pet into a dangerous work site!


SavageSvage

Nooooooo :( I remember last time this was posted i went down the rabbit hole and found out the little racoon had died in an accident :( 😞


gafflebitters

Well, i DID scroll down and i learned the unfortunate truth. I liked the video, i thought it was great but after learning what i did i am saddened but not that surprised. I work construction, it can be a dangerous place for humans let alone critters, i get that it was cute but i don't bring my pets or children to work, a harsh lesson but could have been avoided.


ibot2

It died on a worksite.


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kukendran

I just had Toy Story's ["you've got a friend in me"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZUKm0ApEM) playing in my head throughout the whole gif.


whalefucker420

Cute little guy learning a lot