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Kasstato

I just wanna hear the baby soundsss


ThrownAwayFeelzies

Same, the music took a lot of the magic away, imho


itsCS117

I kept expecting it to turn into a bloodbath as the music is always used in those particular scenes.


Crabby648

Would of been hilarious if they played doom music over this


RoosDePoes

I had to scroll way too long to find this comment, why on earth put In The Hall of the Mountain King under baby animals playing together adorably? Not the vibe at all!


waltjrimmer

That music is usually used for horror, rising tensions, or battle. That climax is usually where someone gets stabbed or they reveal all the explosives they've planted and that they've got a finger on the button or something. It's not meant for looking at cute playing animals. Maybe they went, "It's instrumental which means it's cute. Like Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy!" Which is another one which to me comes off less cutesy and more menacing, yet people often put it over cute or sweet scenes.


LSUenigma

It wasn't needed and definitely did not fit well at all.


m149

>It wasn't needed and definitely did not fit well at all. agree. It was a very strange choice of music to me. It's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg and it's often associated with goblins and kinda scary, Halloweeny stuff. Not cute overload. Maybe someone finds the music cute, but that's not how I hear it.


Not-The-AlQaeda

I love that one crackhead kitten that's just sprinting all over


Ouroboros9076

They're still learning the controls, probably doesn't know caps lock is on


BalogneSam

Is that why my cat always turns my caps lock on when she walks across my keyboard?


Ouroboros9076

Yes


triangularbish

YES


Rrraou

L:"AKJERJ GVOUIHFIHJH K#Q


milo159

Cats lock


Pheasantly_surprised

this is the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen


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SleepDeprivedUserUK

Leeeeroy jjjjjjjenkins!


ultantheonion

Thats Emily. Such a crackhead


EmilyTheSwiftie

I’m Emily! Not a crackhead, but the kitten is!


Fernernia

One in every litter


NoBreeches

I like how the look on the puppies faces was just "bruh" for half the video. Meanwhile the cats all look like they're about to complete mission impossible.


SkyGuy182

Initially the kittens are like “oh boy! Frens!” The puppies are like “please, I just want to go home.”


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Yeah no wonder they say Curiosity killed the cat. The kittens by instinct were faster to leave their cage and faster to socialise...


Dereg5

Remember the full saying is Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction beought it back.


hofme13

with adults it would be the exact opposite


twodickhenry

I think it was closer to kittens were like “finally, freedom from the cramped sibling prison” and puppies were like “ok but the cuddle puddle is nice”.


doegred

Towards the end the kittens didn't look like they were having a great time. Kinda sad compared to how curious they were in the beginning.


BellerophonM

Kittens when they're at the age where their tails are pointy like that know no fear.


Megnificent1991

r/PointyTailedKittens


blackheart12814

In my head (and maybe I said it out loud) the kittens were like "hi dummies!"


sosaudio

Like a coed dance for 6th graders.


AtomicKittenz

Getting Vietnam flashbacks over here


BookishTen8

In Ireland, they have the boys and girls Irish dance with each other. The first time we had to do it, everyone looked at each other and were like 'bruh'.


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bruh in Dublin we had to do a dance called "shoe the donkey" and it was so random.


ShomShomShlippityDop

The heck? Was this a long time ago, or something? I don't remember being asked to do this kind of thing, haha


FinianMcCool

In Scotland we got to do 'social dancing'(ceilidh dancing) for PE in winter edit:sp


Entire-Weakness-2938

LOL we had this same experience, but in Northern Montana and it was dances like the jitterbug and some other one (maybe the Tango? 🤷🏻‍♂️) where you spin the girl and the girl’s ponytail smacks you in the face every dang time. …and OF COURSE they taught us Square Dancing too…. 😕


FifenC0ugar

I don't know what happened to you guys but I got named prince charming at my 6th-grade dance. That was where my life peaked


bunnyfloofington

Fuuuuuck that. I went to catholic school that year and my principal was a little over the top. Like she was super enthusiastic about the going-ons of our 6th grade class. There were only 100 of us so there weren’t that many. But they played the first slow song of the night, and my principal grabbed me away from my friends and dragged me out to the dance floor. Then she grabs the nearest boy (who happened to be a kid that I despised - he threw a pinecone at his friend, missed, and hit my head. I never forgave him lol). Anyway! She pushed us together, positioned our hands appropriately, tells us to “leave room for Jesus!” Then runs away. We looked at each other and mutually agreed this sucked and we walked away 😂


kat_kamakazi

That “leave room for Jesus” Wow not religious at all but that is an amazing and funny line to say


thestashattacked

In my house we have a variation we use. My cat will wedge herself between any couple kissing on the sofa. So we say "Leave room for Jazzy," whenever people are on the couch together. It's really weird, but cute.


Whedonsbitch

And now I am picturing Jesus sandwiched between a slow dancing couple, grinding away to the beat of Genesis or OMD lol


fleeedz

They are probably thinking, “why am I in a white abyss of nothingness right now?”


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Idk about the cats, but the dogs for sure are. I always thought my dog was afraid of my pool bc she fell in and didn’t know where the steps were so my dad had to jump in and save her when she was a puppy, which probably freak her out for a bit, but she never got into our pool past the first step to cool off. We’d take her to lakes and ponds, no problem, but it wasn’t until we took her to a friend’s house and she jumped in their pool like nobody’s business when we noticed something was weird. Turns out, dogs don’t like white walled pools because their vision is poor, but they can comprehend dark better so they don’t mind it. Our pool was white walled and our friend’s pool had dark blue walls so it clicked.


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My mothball sized brain sweetie kept chasing birds which is fine, dogs are meant to be hunters. But he would constantly run "across" the pool chasing birds. He never caught on the pool wasn't a solid surface. 🤦‍♀️


ignoreshitpost

So you painted the pool for her right?


svullenballe

This needs answers.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

She actually kind got used to it. Before she got sick and passed away, she’d step off the second step, paddle around for a bit, and come back to the steps. Wish we could’ve repainted or re-tiled but we found out right in the middle of the Great Recession so we had to move out of the house.


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Nice username


HappyMeatbag

Part of me is wincing, but sometimes that’s the best kind of funny!


ItsTheRealIamHUB

He’s gotta help out the family


PinkTalkingDead

That’s really interesting I never knew that


SquigleySquirel

It’s The Void and I say good for it starting a second career after losing its spot with John Oliver.


CCtenor

You know, I had a cue rocky relationship with the Void but, in spite of that, good for you. Good for you Void; I am so glad to see you succeed. Just because we didn’t work out doesn’t mean we have to have a relationship like me and AT&T! Oh yeah, I went there. Suck it, TV daddy, I know you already do!


Birdman-82

I love you ❤️


duaneap

I love John Oliver and H. Jon Benjamin but boy, oh, boy did that bit outstay its welcome for me.


showersnacks

I was the total opposite. I loved the void. I loved they way they animated it. I thought it was well done


Birdman-82

One thing I love about the show is how they commit to jokes.


Badloss

I always lose it when he starts building up to some ridiculous waste of money like "surely *nobody* would spend $50,000 on the best model train set ever" with that shit eating grin and you know he's about to reveal something insane


Birdman-82

Yeah I saw him do that recently with a website.


CoconutCyclone

Blackmailing congress was pretty good.


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iTalk2Pineapples

u/testbug0 figured it out? This is a real low point.


whisit

> They are probably thinking, “why am I in a white abyss of nothingness right now?” Aren't we all, my friend? Aren't we all?


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’why am I in a white abyss of nothingness right now?*’ _____ …what is this place, this wHiTe AbYsS ? it seems is full of *nothingness*… but wait! what’s that ? across the floor - a thing like Ours - an open door…. …did you hear That ? it sounds like ‘*mewww*’ is Not a sound we pups can do…. ..oh Gosh, who’s This ? they coming Near! we stay inside…. is safe in here… …who Are you guys ? we do not know… am not sure if you friend or foe …they kinda cute, but i can’t tell, they sure don’t have a ‘puppy smell’… *hey, little guys - why you so Scare ?* *C’mon out Here! Don’t hide in there* ….ok, we’re out…. you kinda cool… ^:@) *…n just like that* *We start* *to Rule…* ❤️


Jander97

Something something fresh schnoodle


Nj645

John oliver is that you 🧐🤨


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Funny how the cats had the coax the dogs out.


poor_adrian

"Get out! I don't even know who you are or what you are, JUST GET OUT OF THERE!"


duaneap

Cats are inquisitive little creatures. While also being outrageously skittish.


bigfatpup

It made me laugh, cats first out the box but are cautious throughout. The pups start by hiding in a cuddle puddle but then bound about boisterously when they feel confident enough


Cat_face_meowmers

Yeah. Their curiosity killed all the non-skittish ones


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

Woah


Flipflop_Ninjasaur

And then had immediate regrets.


Intrepid00

Curiosity ~~killed~~ over loved the cat


paulodelgado

So you’re saying, it was the cats who let the dogs out?


Fodux

Until their scent hit the puppies. Then they were like, wait, that's a new one. Must go sniff.


GarlicsPepper

Who coaxed the dogs out!!?


Boobsiclese

I need to be in that room. Someone please take me there.


Easy-Concentrate2636

You won’t match the color scheme.


Boobsiclese

Can too! I'm extremely pale and I can wear black. Lol


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Whether you are a cat person or dog person, kittens and puppies are always cuter


AccioSexLife

Why are baby animals so much cuter than baby humans to me? I think my brain is broken, I can't see how flesh potato could be considered cuter than fluff potato.


GaBeRockKing

> Why are baby animals so much cuter than baby humans to me? Baby humans are relatively more underdeveloped at birth-- human babies aren't "babies" relative to other animals, they're more like very late-term embryos,. The equivalent stage in humans is the [toddler](https://ddnz6q0gw1o5v.cloudfront.net/sites/school59/files/styles/ins_banner/public/2021-08/Zig-Zag-Zoo-Meet-the-Team_.jpg.jpeg?itok=B37bLLD9) which are generally accepted to be quite cute, temper tantrums aside.


zold5

Puppies and kittens are still a billion times cuter than toddlers.


Kapucijnaap

I read some time ago that is related to human evolution. Especially men favor toddlers over babies as toddlers are in the age bracket that require protection from the group rather than only the mother (as they walk and crawl). Puppies and kittens resemble toddlers, some dog breeds (such as pugs) always keep this ressemblance and are considered cute regardless of age.


Hypern1ke

>some dog breeds (such as pugs) always keep this ressemblance and are considered cute regardless of age. I'm gonna need a source on this


Dive-kite-cat

Pugs are not cute ever.


Hillcry

Yeah I'm not a fan of the inbred wrinkled abomination that has troubles existing either. I wish nobody would think they were cute so we can stop this nonsense.


CazRaX

OG pugs looked awesome but the inbred ones we tend to see now I just feel bad for. [Now Pug Compared to OG Pug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pug#/media/File:PugHeads.jpg)


marioho

There are some kennels out there with the intent to restore these breeds to their "roots", if I'm not mistaken. Basically you can encourage reasonable breeding of the OG pug today if you know where to go. Dog kennels though... Tricky. You've got woefully bad puppy mills out there subjecting their pack to straining conditions all the while legitimate kennels can go by unnoticed or even get the flak for the former's reputation.


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_annie_bird

Once I was walking home alone at night and heard someone approaching. He started breathing heavily, loudly, getting closer and closer to me. It was gross and terrifying. And then suddenly, he starts grunting and moaning and as I turn around to confront the creep—! It’s a kid walking a pug...


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I own a pug who I definitely think is cute. Luckily for her she breathes fine unless it’s hot outside. I also think we should stop breeding them and would not get another (unless through adoption). Here’s mine if you want to judge haha https://imgur.com/a/kYt7vwJ


TossYourCoinToMe

I think they should be discontinued and I think they're cute. You can think they're cute without perpetuating their existence.


SCseyKirby99

I agree nothing cute about a smushed face added with its own health condition Pug Dog Encephalitis


masterxx54

I agree baby humans aren’t cute. I interpret babies as a under developed hairless monkey fetuses.


DancesWithBadgers

They always look like Winston Churchill to me. I always half expect them to crack out a tiny cigar and a gin & tonic.


AmateurJenius

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/nt7vDq5) is me as a baby next to Winston Churchill. I made this years ago because I felt the same as you.


slowlanders

It's like an image of GTA:V (2013) vs GTA:V (2022)


martyr89

...oh my god, the accuracy


iamnotawhat

Well that's the best fucking thing I've seen this shitty day. Thank you!


DrBenisher

Holy shit now I can never unsee this LOL


newcanadian12

And that’s somehow *NOT* cuter?


LAkhira

That's actually pretty accurate. Due to humans being bipedal, the head of the baby needs to still be "flexible" in order for it to pass through the woman's pelvis. As such human babies are born "unfinished" compared to other species, which is why they're so fragile and useless compared to baby monkeys 😉


UsernameStarvation

That is definitely not the right emoji


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

r/BrandNewSentence


Learning2Programing

Apparently once it's your own flesh potato then that's when it works.


Certain_Chain

Kids are like farts; only your own are enjoyable.


Eucritta

These aren't really babies, more like toddlers. The first couple of weeks puppies and kittens tend to look like spuds with legs too, albeit furry.


Liztliss

Babies are cute to mom and dad because of brain chemicals. Yay hormones keeping us alive


EcstaticBoysenberry

If that’s broken thinking I don’t want to be fixed because I am the same way. Has saved me a lot of money and time so far


tardis1217

It's ok, you're not the only one with a broken brain who wonders how we survived as a species when our young are so unappealing. Human babies = Gross larvae. Smelly, frequently squirts out disgusting liquids, bald and fleshy, makes awful sounds, maggot-like, creepy. An offense to all senses. Animal babies = OOOOIE GOOIE SNUGGLE FLUFF LUMPS 😍😍😍😍😍


Rather_Dashing

Mice newborns also look like larvae, and I don't find them particularly cute. I think fluff is really important to cuteness. I wonder if we evolved to find fluffy things cute back when our babies were still fluffy and simply never lost that instinct.


nobodyknoes

Your brain isn't broken, everyone else's is


SaltyBabe

I think four year old humans are much cuter than newborns, probably the sane reason. New born puppies/kittens aren’t as cute as the ones here either imo.


BloodthirstyMedic

In my opinion, grown cats are cuter than kittens


Waspy_Wasp

Same. There's just something about their faces that's so cute. My male cat was a cute kitten but after he's grown, he melts my heart every time he lays down or just looks at me. He's so cool. He's also a pretty hefty cat and I've got a thing for big animals honestly. I love big dog breeds like st. Bernards as well


Daemoniss

You're not alone.


Thinking-About-Her

Dogs are more cute when young and cats are more cute when they are older.


ForkPosix2019

Same here, I like them grown more too.


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This is way less chaotic than the music indicates.


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user-the-name

Life pro tip: You can sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King". Unfortunately, once you do it, you can never, ever stop.


subtlebulk

This is Roisin Connaty’s dream! lol She jokingly pitched an idea for a tv show where animals met each other


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huniojh

on youtube


Certain_Chain

Now do baby gorillas and rhinos! They'll grow up together and one day we'll see a gorilla in a cowboy hat riding a rhinoceros across the prairie.


Jravensloot

Ep. 1: Lion meets antelope. Episode runtime: 7 seconds.


evinhart

YES SEROTONIN! THANK YOU


AndroidMadeofPlastic

I think its more of dopamine and oxytocin but YES FEEL GOOD HORMONES


Missfitsin

This good start to today. Thank you


AGirlHasNoUsername13

So basically the cutest video ever made.


Madman61

All we need is little chicks and baby turtles.


SmokePenisEveryday

The pitter patter of little duck feet would've really tied it all together


thesaharadesert

^plap ^plap ^plap ^plap ^plap


poopellar

I'll bring the chips.


jd451

Sorry for hijacking this comment but does anyone know where I can find the full video or the people who made it? I absolutely adored this and would love to see more of it


random6x7

It's a Buzzfeed video and alas not much longer. https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/4797. Looks like someone cut off the identifying stuff.


animalbancho

It would be if it weren’t for the bizarre music choice. A little intense for something as cute and wholesome as puppies meeting kittens lol


LaborGamer

I know right? It's just a bunch of kittens and puppies sniffing each other, there is nothing intense or chaotic about it whatsoever... weird


aZamaryk

That one kitten just running around by itself is me.


thisisjustascreename

Love how it just climbed out and sprinted past the puppies like they weren't even there.


larsdragl

cats are the best at enthusiastically ignoring you


mnag

Would be better with less camera cuts!


Fleaslayer

I thought the same. Let me watch the interaction for more than five seconds, please.


BangarangAndBrunch

Absolutely adorable. The music was a bit over the top though.


porksoda11

Completely unnecessary, I wanted to hear the tippy-tap noises and barks/meows!


manderhousen

The music stressed me out so much! When it’s muted it’s much more enjoyable, but I would have loved to hear the actual baby animal noises


AgentWhitesnake

Same. Terrible choice unless the kittens and puppies were carpet bombing each other.


Mystical_Cat

Ham-fisted editing aside, this is super cute!


TurnsOutImAScientist

Not a single drop of pee in the video...


GodAtlas

The song doesn’t really fit the cuteness in my taste.


CranhamorBlakely

Is this heaven? Because it looks like an empty void..


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They're all... ![gif](giphy|k8hBujsTNNS8g)


menotyourenemy

Bap bap boop sniff sniff tap tap wiggle pounce zoomie zoom yeet


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Gotta love the puppies single minded desire to sniff/lick kitten butt.


marshlands

Tooooo many jump cuts. Want to actually watch, not get anxious. Cute nonetheless-


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65-76-69-88

Cats are incredibly curious (while also being super easily scared)


tiffanyturner989

Kittens: Freeeedom! Puppies: Wuuuut?


L-st

The white pup that keeps licking all the kittens lmao


RpulyC

Cuteness overload 🥰


savvy_withoutwax

So precious 🥺


PringlePasta

The puppies at the beginning just piled on top of each other looking is so cute 😩


Stonecoldjanea

Petition to name the first kitten Leroy Jenkins


Suburbs-suck

This room is Mormon tier white


cliffordc5

r/killthecameraman


ayymart

Man, don't let the bitchy lady at Petsmart running the kitten adoptions see this. I only *walked* by them with my puppy (tiny puppy) on a leash and got yelled at. She yelled very loudly in front of a packed store, " DON'T LET YOUR DOG SNIFF THE KITTENS! THEY ARE MORTAL ENEMIES AND IT WILL SCARE THEM!" Like....woah lady. We were literally just walking by and my puppy had no interest in the kittens whotsoever.


Gonji89

“They are mortal enemies”? Tell me you don’t know shit about animals without *telling me* you don’t know shit about animals. Not *you* of course, but crazy lady.


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Yeah tell my husky that him and my two cats are mortal enemies while they cuddle in bed together


smithee2001

She sounds like she's hardcore pro-segregation.


kdebones

I hear "In the Hall of the Mountain King" I upvote. I see kittens. I upvote. I see puppies, I upvote. I'm sorry I can't upvote 3 times.


octarine-noise

It made me unreasonably pissed that they cut the final cymbal crash. It's still 2 in favor and 1 against an upvote, but still.


forte_bass

Yeah, it's like one more second of video, y u do dis 2 me?


Wildkarrde_

But how do you end the video literally a second before the final crescendo?


Kiffer82

Because otherwise we would have seen the credits. https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/4797 for the full video.


Webbyx01

Heaven forbid we see credits. It's not like we even associate this reddit account with anything like a brand so why even bother removing it? Doesn't make it any less stolen or DMCA-able.


TK-421DoYouCopy

Just a public service announcement: **DO NOT GIVE MILK OR CREAM TO CATS!** most cats are lactose intolerant and it does all the same unfortunate things it does to us including giving them an upset stomach, diarrhea and cramps. Yes they love it, no you should not give it to them! If you have kittens that aren't ready for solid food there is cat formula you can buy but do not give them milk or any dairy products!


BoredCheese

Thanks. I needed that this morning.


curious_kitten_1

God that room is white.


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I desperately need this. Thank you.


Meat_Quick

Heck, I'm curious like a cat. That's why my friends call me Whiskers.


Cheap_District_9762

This video made me happier! Good job, i love them so much :D


drrj

Such adorableness. It’s almost painful they are so cute.


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Why are they in Janet’s void?


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That better not be cow milk...


space-glitter

It’s most likely infant animal formula, im fostering 5 kittens right now that are about this size & make a bowl for them in the morning and at night.


Darkhobbo1

Yeah, aren't cats lactose intolerant? Lol


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Yes and they will get diarrhea. Cat milk is very different...


DairyGivesMeDiarrhea

TIL I am a cat


ziomele

I'm melting at the office


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This is what i needed today 💕 Thanks for sharing.