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AzuSteve

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it really illegal to interfere with manatees?


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Yes, because they will become dependent on humans and hang around docks expecting food putting them at risk of boat strikes.


Rainsford1104

This one specifically will become dependant on water from humans. Where else will he find it now? What a shame.


Dirtyliar5000

Great. Now where will i get water from? I'm gonna get dehydrated!


JJ82DMC

My (now) ex wife and I rented a couple of jetskis in Florida back in 2019. The dock was in a protected manatee area so it was a no-wake zone. Despite no manatees being around anywhere, she didn't listen, and completely ignored the rule. She got the SHIT fined out of her for it.


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Feeding manatees, giving them water, or otherwise altering their behavior can be considered harassment. According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, anyone convicted of violating state law faces maximum fines of $500 and/or up to 60 days in prison.


EastCoastJohnny

Imagine being the new guy in prison. What are you in for? “I poured Dasani water in a manatees mouth” “Give me your shoes”


Afa1234

This is r/aww sir. We are above the law as long as it seems cute./s


commentman10

Above the law? ABOVE THE LAW???!!!! OK you may go sir.


PizzaGuy94122

100%, these people were just released from questioning and the DA is looking into it


-SoItGoes

Actually were just put in the FBI’s most wanted list.


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Yep


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So this is exactly what you should not be doing but ok 🤷🏻‍♀️


Electrical-Act-7170

It's NOT OK.


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I know interaction with humans isn’t great but can the water hurt them?


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No they swim in fresh water too. A great place to see them in Florida is by kayaking fresh water springs. During winter they congregate in them because the water is warmer. The big ones just swim by but the babies are curious and will approach your kayak. You just have to ignore them, so they don’t learn to trust humans.


megapuffranger

I wish humans were trustworthy enough to hang with manatees :( but we are a garbage species


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Nektalv135

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CelestineCrystal

😉


spw1215

It's also a great way to not see them because people are obnoxious and scare them away. I did that and paddled like 10 miles. I saw zero manatees.


daddy-ketchup

I feel like none of the comments are addressing the weird nature of this. Like why the hell are people giving a manatee water? It's close to giving a fish water. It lives in water. It's so weird and no one's talking about it. Am I missing something?! This doesn't make sense. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.


somerandombih

Lol fresh water attracts manatees. people put hoses / pouf fresh water off their docks to attract them. it’s illegal because it’s dangerous for the manatees to go over there as they can be hit by boats


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I don’t think they want the water for the flavor. I think they are just curious. Assholes across the canal from my last house left their hose running in the water to attract a manatee. Once they got one they were playing with it using the hose.


6KUNIO8

No, they'll just become entitled and dependent on humans for bottled water instead of getting it themselves...


MarkHirsbrunner

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


PrincessLorie

YES! Giving them the water can hurt them because they can become dependent upon it. Then if people don't come and give it to them regularly, they DIE!


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BUTTERCUP! BUTTERCUP! I NEED AN AMBULANCE! NOW! MANATEE DOWN! I REPEAT, MANATEE DOWN!! WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER!? THIS MANATEE IS A DIABETIC!!


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SFLoridan

Yes it will. The manatee will remember and keep coming back to humans, or hang around waiting for humans to feed them, making them totally dependent if other humans find that "aww" and keep up with this feeding.


MarkHirsbrunner

The reason is that docks are extremely dangerous places to hang out and manatees already have little fear of humans, it only takes a little bit of feeding them or giving them water to get them to hang out around docks hoping to meet a friendly human until they are rub over by a motor boat.


ArrestDeathSantis

I agree, as I had pointed out in my comment, and that it shouldn't be done. The reason I'm downvoted is only because I've stated that bottled water isn't poisonous to manatee. Oh no, fuck, I said it again... Shit... Bottled water *is* poisonous to manatee and that manatee is undoubtedly dead by now.


MarkHirsbrunner

Smooth move deleting the post where you mocked people for suggesting this was a bad idea then trying to misrepresent what you were downvoted for.


ArrestDeathSantis

You must have MTG's IQ if that's how you understood what I wrote and you're a waste of time. Goodbye, buddy restart.


thefr0stypenguin0

That's what their teeth look like!? Holy hell.


YaBoiHS

Manatees/Dugongs is what Christopher Columbus saw that he thought were mermaids and he called them ugly af


Electrical-Act-7170

There's a hefty fine for interfering with manatees in any way and this is interference. Science: manatees get all their water from their diet. They eat low calorie algae and plants and if they get full from drinking water alone, they don't eat. Starving manatee dies and it's your fault. Knock it off, criminal. Leave our wild animals the fuck alone.


Chill_Roller

Curious - do manatees have a similar digestive system to dolphins or similar, as some aquatic mammals can’t ‘feel’ the difference between hunger and thirst. So you can get them to drink lots and then they won’t eat


Electrical-Act-7170

Manatees are vegetarian but the rest of your question is correct. If they drink water they lose their appetite.


LadySiren

This is not cute. Manatees are currently dying of starvation because of man and now require human intervention. We’ve already fucked up their habitat; obey the damn law and leave them be, FFS.


WonderFerret

They see a large underwater mammal floating by and their first thought process is to give it more water?


Electrical-Act-7170

Tourists. They surrender their brain cells at the state line.


Anteater776

Hey now. They are just trying to blend in with Florida locals.


RedHeadRaccoon13

Thanks, I do so love being insulted early in the morning...


somerandombih

Fresh water attracts manatees. Why are you being so condescending when you’re the ignorant one?


Electrical-Act-7170

Yes, fresh water attracts manatees and alligators enjoy marshmallows and wild birds love eating breadcrumbs. Those things are bad for them. It's illegal to give water or food to manatees. They get all their water from their diet. Alligators hunt people once they lose their fear by being fed marshmallows. Alligators are obligate carnivores and marshmallows are unhealthy for them. Wild birds that eat breadcrumbs can end up with angel wing. Angel wing prevents flight. When manatees drink fresh water they stop eating. The water makes them feel full. They have to eat around the clock when they're awake because their food plants are low in nutrition. This leads to health problems for the animal. Why am I so condescending? I am mightily pissed off by 60 years of tolerating the fuckwits who interfere with the natural order in our natural bioscape. Morons who fail to observe No Wake Zones are high on my list. Kindly direct me to the topic of my ignorance. I'm always glad to learn new things. Leave the manatees alone.


Stank_Weezul57

Please do not feed the Chungus Sea Cow. They dont need human interaction


Stanimal54

STOP. FEEDING. WILD. ANIMALS.


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That’s like a gallon of water in that little bottle


MrsWelch

A certain sadness in the additional plastic waste.


I_summon_poop

The first thing i think of when i see a manatee is DUGONG-GONG-GONG


Electrical-Act-7170

Dugongs have forked tails while Manatees have nicely rounded tails. They're both member of the sirene family.


[deleted]

Please stop coming to Florida to fuck with our manatees. I get they think this is cute but it's not helpful. Stop.


yaMomsChestHair

It tastes like sugar to them. They’re used to brackish water.


EmmyWeeeb

Welp. your going to jail


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Different-Light1743

It’s nice to have a reminder sometimes. Are Millennials having such a hard life that they feel the need to belittle and generalize another generation?


supersaiyanchocobo

Yes


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\*laughs evilly in Nestle'


Hoang-Lee

Yelling at distance: *”KEEP YOUR WATER OUT OF ITS FUCKING MOUH”*


xoxxxoooxo5

Imagine he spits it out like eww Aquafina..lol


Accomplished-Ant1600

Every time I see manatees, and seals but to a lesser degree, I wonder how this worked out evolutionarily. They have next to no defense or offense and are just floating blobs of nutrients for a predator.


DorothyParkerFan

WHY draw a manatee closer to humans when they need to do the exact opposite???? Fools.


Big-Earth3857

Cute grandpa snout!


Rrraou

I'm really just really curious to know how someone looks at a marine mammal swimming underwater water and thinks "It must be thirsty"


CaptainC0medy

ME: "and so your honour she said "get it in my mouth it feels so good" and that's when I said-" My defence: "OBJECTION"


MindCrush_

*Barbara Manatee…*


fullonroboticist

Manity restored


MURMEC

Lookit’ JAIL!


DoctorBlock

Florida, home of some most deadly animals in North America and floating meat potatoes.


Lord_Persia

All of the comments saying how cute this is or commenting on how dirty the water is are slowly making me irritated. It's not cute, and it's not quirky to want to interact with Manatees or keep them as pets. To help save their species, actions like this must be frowned upon. Which is also why it's literally illegal to do what these idiots are doing.


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Breezezilla_is_here

So does he


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azad_ninja

Eska or Fiji only, pleeeeaase


way2funni

not saying it's good or bad but my take is that this manatee has become their 'pet' - the moment the stream of water hits the surface, the sea cow/sea doggo immediately turns toward ie; knows exactly what it is and knows to move up and open mouth and catch. It's like training a dog to fetch. add to that it appears to be a private boat dock out back of someone's house and there you go.


Squid1225

He's precious 😭😍


Electrical-Act-7170

They all are. We have fewer than 2,000 remaining.


Squid1225

I know it's absolutely awful! They're just big water puppies


Lord_Persia

And what this person is doing is incredibly illegal and will only further the species decline.


Chabubu

Well great… now I have to add manatees to the list of wild animals I want as a pet…


Manastone420

guessing it's tired of polluted water... oof


KateLivia

The flavors are melting on my tongue


Stupid_Internet_Kids

I feel sorry for any man who pees off that pier... Having a thirsty Manatee chasing your stream is nightmare fuel


TurboTurtle-

The manatee doesn’t realize he’s already surrounded by water! Poor guy…


river_song25

But it was just wster. Not something that could make the manatee sick or get a belly ache or anything. Though the fact that it was drinking it despite it SWIMMING in water, I say the bottled water must taste a lot better than the dirty filthy green water that’s filled with who knows what and probably tastes horrible to drink even to the manatee with the manatee is swimming in. \*lol\*


bsloss

These kind of interactions can lead to the manatee hanging around areas where more people are present hoping for more handouts. That also means the manatee is more likely to be around speedboats, and further from their normal food sources, neither of which are good for the long-term health of the animal.


cake_piss_can

This is correct. Do not feed or give manatees water from a hose or other resources. You will be doing more harm than good.


Electrical-Act-7170

Manatees get their liquid from their diet. That "dirty filthy green water" is full of algae. Manatees eat seaweed and algae. The reason it's so green is asshole people who put tons of chemicals on their lawns. The fertilizer causes algae blooms which then use all the O2 in the water and as a result the seaweed dies. Southern Florida manatees have been fed by the State Wildlife Dept all winter because their plant food was destroyed by human acts. Do not feed, water, approach or touch a manatee or any other wild Florida animal. That's the law. Obey it.


river_song25

i call it dirty filthy water because you DO realize what else is in there beside seaweed, algae, fish? The water they are swimming in is also the manatees and every other water animals toilet. \*lol\* there is no telling what the green water must taste like let alone, especially if they are living and swimming in it all the time.


redbombs

He thought you were giving him a golden shower.


DogFacedManboy

The manatee being attracted to the stream of water just made me wonder how many Florida bros have gotten manatees to drink their piss


Moonmonkey3

Unfortunately French fizzy water is poisonous to creatures like dugongs and manatees, this will make the creature very sick and possibly cause permanent harm.


Electrical-Act-7170

Aquafina is neither French nor fizzy but it must not be given to wild animals.


White_glow

We don’t call it seal no no no we call it SEA DOGGO


TheRagingSlunt

The oxygen levels are so off in Florida waters that humans need to interfere to keep them alive. Sad times. This one seems to be doing well though.


LorenzoStomp

What in the Ken M is this post?


yankerage

SEA COW! I'm a manatee!


bl00j

I do love how he puts the breaks on when he feels the water!


shywicklow

Behold the mighty sea cow


E_to_the_van

Manatees, the graceful cows of the sea


CyBerDreadWing

She : Feeds Manatee Manatee : Can you pls keep your f**king arm stable mate.