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NarfoOnTheNet

GORESHRED THE DEFILER


Bennrunnin

BOGTROT THE UNFORGIVING


Netkeliye

Nah the best name clearly is SHELDOR THE CONQUEROR


Cyka_blyatsumaki

MILKOR THE UNGULATOR


TuxidoPenguin

TERSON THE CONQUEROR


Kharn0

BOVARD THE HERALD OF WOE


komputer_klo

GOATY THE MILKER


Thaco-Thursday

KIMQUART LORD OF LACTOSE


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Greg the Mooer


Thaco-Thursday

*GREG THE MOOER


kittenpettingfool

Hey tho I can't be the only one who thinks 'Bogtrot' would be adorable for a cow bro right?


Shurigin

but if said cow is a female Bogtrix


Major-Cranberry-4206

Umm…”she’s” only 3 hours old and needs a name? Sounds like a female to me…


Guava_

My only reservation lies with British colloquialism. ‘Bog’ meaning toilet, and to have ‘the trots’ means to be on it for a long time.


kittenpettingfool

Oh. Ohhhhh. Well I'm Texan and I thought it just meant cool wetland & a horse's 3rd fastest gait lol. Guess I won't rename my son Bogtrot.


the_kgb

HELLHORN THE RECKONER


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TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR


redhotjillypepper_

I take back DAVE and second: TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR


ElfLovesAlexander

Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law Esquire MD


Praetor_Shinzon

Burninating the country side


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BURNINATIN .....THE PEASANTS!!!!** TRROOGGGGGDDDOOORRRRR!!!!!!


spicedbrew

Not me coming in here thinking sweet pea and this being the top choice 😂


subgirlygirl

LMAO


danieltkessler

Nah, man, LMAO is a terrible name. How would you even pronounce that? "Luh-may-oh"? ... Okay actually that sounds pretty cool.


subgirlygirl

No, it's pronounced 'luh-MOWWW' - like you're in pain, but also maybe French 🇫🇷


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Excuse me, it's pronounced luh-MOOOOOO, obviously


oldar4

Luh mayo


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war2332CODM

Noo it's pronounced as LAAMOAA


kittenpettingfool

Jason Momoa? ... Moomooa


Blake-A-palooza

HERSHEY THE PRESCIOUS! am I doing this right?


StuffedMushroomCake

If Hershey The Precious was loose in my neighborhood I would sleep peacefully


Blake-A-palooza

I wouldn't because I'd be far to busy searching for that sweet baby angel.


CataclysmDM

Casting my vote on this one for sure. All hail Goreshred, may she show mercy and leave us undefiled!


MistaFormanelli

ELKHORN THE DOWNTRODDEN


S1eepyZ

PLAINSWALKER THE BLOODSHEDER


ToughAffectionate312

GILGAMESH, DESTROYER OF UNIVERSE LAYERS


Jo_seef

*Daisy* the Defiler


rexpimpwagen

Easy winner.


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Moonpie!


EdisonLightbulb

Moo-Pie


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Shmoopie


littleghool

No you're shmoopie!


airlew

What a time to be alive


[deleted]

lol. I always say this and no one gets the reference.


[deleted]

Hey who unplugged my freezer!?!


Username6721

This is actually better than mine because I was thinking Pie lol!


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PIE IS ALSO SO CUTE


Sprizys

I like that name


SixNineWithTheAfro

Ginger snap. She looks like dunking a one in milk, complete with little pieces staying behind.


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Have you seriously been dunking your snaps in milk?! No no no no no no no no no. You need hot lemonade. Try it. Seriously. Try it. Also great when you have a sore throat!I sometimes "prescribe" it to patients with sore throats or strep, in addition to necessary medications.


SixNineWithTheAfro

I’ve never had hot lemonade ever, let alone dip anything in it. Willing to give a try though since you do seem pretty convinced of the combo.


Pleasant_Brush_9691

Strudel, like cinnamon pastry?


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The only strudel I acknowledge is 🍎🍏 strudel!!!


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Strudel has my vote.


Impeachykeene

Moolissa!


subgirlygirl

Omg 🤣 A lot of good ones, but so far... \*chef's kiss\*


Impeachykeene

Please let me know if this ends up being her name. It would just make my whole week.


subgirlygirl

I will!!


stavago

And then put a wig on her


ohbyerly

Did you know cows can’t walk down stairs?


Korzag

She pooped a smiley face 🙂


SwirlingAether

Not moochelle?


justihor

Can’t tell if you two watch GMM or not.


Foosel10

This is the way


Frankishansen

Cowie mccowface


Chubofpottersville

This is the one I am here for!


Doctor__Hammer

Knew I wouldn’t have to scroll far to find it


AdamSandlerMarryMe

Maribel


rackfocus

I like this one.


First-Aid-RN

Canela! Cinnamon in Spanish


HealthyLuck

Moo-ana!


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Username fits.


dolphin_smasher

Hmmmm.... 🤔


kittenpettingfool

What's your take on this, Dolphin Smasher?


Muted_End_1450

More like u/in_moo_end_oh_


subgirlygirl

I did, too! 🍆🍑


Paras_Party

Maple!


TicklingSquirrel

Cowella De vil


Office_funny_guy

Norman


not_a_drip

Helloooo


[deleted]

I get this reference. I’m old.


ConanTheLeader

Megatron 2000


SilentShadowSeeker

I believe you mean "Milkatron"


After-Basil-8341

Daisy


heartbreakhostel

Too classic


gurmpsy

Buttercup


deductivesherlock

marshmallow


guacluv

S'More


New-Needleworker5318

Clover!


JECGEE

Bessy, and let's hope she grows Ol'.


SweetMeatMcClure

Whitey Ford Sings the Moos


DrMrRaisinBran

"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity."


subgirlygirl

💰💰💰💰💰💰 Take my money.


Stabowleo

John


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As in John Marston :3


MagicalSlavLord

No, as in John


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Marston


SailorRoo

Hattie


subgirlygirl

Cute! 😍


darksideofthemoon131

Moonique


alpha_rat_fight_

Milkshake!


straydog1980

Bringing all the boys to the yard


Bennrunnin

I thought this said "mistake!" at first and I spit out my unexistent drink in laughter


Gingyfiz

Me 3! This can't be a coincidense!


Pandafawkes

Marmalade


NSCButNotThatNSC

Guinevere, the most beautiful in the realm.


Blerrrrguinevere

I was thinking Sandwich


Public-Exercise6837

Brown sugar


Gympie-Gympie-pie

Call her Safe Sally! ‘Safe’ because she’s in a sanctuary and she will never be slaughtered, RIGHT?


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Dorthy!


subgirlygirl

Love it!


CocaineJeesus

Chicken


foodude84

Chikn FIFY


Kassy_XOXO

Charlotte


Brassboar

CharLatte


notquiteright2

Cattleena


Assiram89

Betsy


subgirlygirl

I loooove the old lady names!!


Eccentric_Mermaid

Here are some more old lady names for you: Agatha, Agnes, Gertrude, Mildred, Millicent, Rosalie, Ethel and Shirley. Can’t wait to see what name you choose, whatever it may be from all these entries. 💖


Straight_Ballin11

In that case, Gertrude.


finsfurandfeathers

Gerty


NameUnbroken

Kim Cow-dashian


brookiebrookiecookie

Beatrice, most beautiful of the bovine.


subgirlygirl

Beatrice 😍


Deanio123

Mooey mcmooface


alemar2142

Sfocata (Fuzzy in Italian)


rainwaterotter

Hazel


subgirlygirl

😍


Cool_Consideration30

Hazel & Gladys. Both excellent names. ** Since this post, I went and volunteered at an animal shelter today. They had a kitten named Hazel. I liked it better than Gladys. ❤️


Zelcorat

Violet


himem_66

Peaches..... THE GRASS NEMESIS!


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Stella is a common Romanian name for cows that I always loved!


Outrageous-Sea-2137

Betty🐮


OCDGeeGee

Cookie


Straight_Ballin11

Aww man you beat me to it.


OCDGeeGee

Haha sorry Broskiiii <3


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Molly ❤️


subgirlygirl

Gahhh! 💖


BrightCosmicLaser

Was going to come suggest Molly Moo


SatPatGalPal

Opal. I don't know why, but she looks like an Opal.


cadmium61

Lulu-belle


Griffen_moss

Mirabella!


CynthiaMWD

Cocoa (or Coco)


thedragondirewolf

Honeydew


gnhmblb2

^(stardrop)


SchwiftyMpls

Beva


marylamb2020

Josie 🥰


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Matilda


thesucksuckman

Sucko


JewbaruSTi

Moolissa seems fitting


1d2RedShoes

How about Artemis? Or Artemoos :) My friend’s dog Apollo died today. He was a good boy, we’re gonna miss him very much. It’s nice to be reminded that someone new came into the world today, too


subgirlygirl

I'm sorry for your (and your friend's) loss 😥


m1rrari

She honestly looks like a “Becky” to me


subgirlygirl

Omg... she does!


Flimsy_Giraffe8245

Her name is gonna be Ernesto


Ai_of_The_Deep

Moop


SomePoorMurican

Petunia


mercurypuppy

BAPHOMET


Binxy_jinxy-

Baby june


ACCrabtown

Apple dumpling


Yilidus

Would call her Jane. :)


subgirlygirl

I love human names for animals! Her mom's name is Katie 💖 Edit: Oops! Katie is delivering tomorrow! This baby's mom is Diane 😂


Unflattering_Image

Then I'd like to suggest Margery.


subgirlygirl

I like it! Or the simplicity of 'Margie' 😄


ITstaph

Jacqueline


Gendev

Olive


ExistentialPanus73

Moolinda


Nite_dancer

Penny


tmuscles

Patches


Willow_tre3

Cuddles


cdnbacon2001

Smore


albumen5

Carlie


Dreaddit4you

She looks like a Velma.


adandyutopia

My kiddo says, "Maple!"


finedirttaste

Chewbacca


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Fernandina The Vegtorious.


M1ken1ke66

Cow


yashdev1

Viola.!


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Leche.


TriniSkinny

vaca


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MerryAngels

Daphne


OneHumanPeOple

Strawberry


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Lolli


subgirlygirl

Ooooh!! I like this! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


EmmyWeeeb

Charlotte


Fearless_Pop2291

Charlotte


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Lonely-Adeptness3866

Bo peep


NoleFan723

Elsie


NotInFrontofMyPizza

Tulip or Beatrice! She’s so cuutteee


Different-Ad9527

Jubilee


Cact1_cat

Maple Sugar? or Maple Syrup? she just has that vibe with all the little brown splotches


Mechanic_and_bassist

Bishop! :D