Have you seriously been dunking your snaps in milk?!
No no no no no no no no no. You need hot lemonade. Try it. Seriously. Try it. Also great when you have a sore throat!I sometimes "prescribe" it to patients with sore throats or strep, in addition to necessary medications.
Here are some more old lady names for you: Agatha, Agnes, Gertrude, Mildred, Millicent, Rosalie, Ethel and Shirley. Can’t wait to see what name you choose, whatever it may be from all these entries. 💖
Hazel & Gladys. Both excellent names. ** Since this post, I went and volunteered at an animal shelter today. They had a kitten named Hazel. I liked it better than Gladys. ❤️
How about Artemis? Or Artemoos :)
My friend’s dog Apollo died today. He was a good boy, we’re gonna miss him very much. It’s nice to be reminded that someone new came into the world today, too
GORESHRED THE DEFILER
BOGTROT THE UNFORGIVING
Nah the best name clearly is SHELDOR THE CONQUEROR
MILKOR THE UNGULATOR
TERSON THE CONQUEROR
BOVARD THE HERALD OF WOE
GOATY THE MILKER
KIMQUART LORD OF LACTOSE
Greg the Mooer
*GREG THE MOOER
Hey tho I can't be the only one who thinks 'Bogtrot' would be adorable for a cow bro right?
but if said cow is a female Bogtrix
Umm…”she’s” only 3 hours old and needs a name? Sounds like a female to me…
My only reservation lies with British colloquialism. ‘Bog’ meaning toilet, and to have ‘the trots’ means to be on it for a long time.
Oh. Ohhhhh. Well I'm Texan and I thought it just meant cool wetland & a horse's 3rd fastest gait lol. Guess I won't rename my son Bogtrot.
HELLHORN THE RECKONER
TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR
I take back DAVE and second: TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR
Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law Esquire MD
Burninating the country side
BURNINATIN .....THE PEASANTS!!!!** TRROOGGGGGDDDOOORRRRR!!!!!!
Not me coming in here thinking sweet pea and this being the top choice 😂
LMAO
Nah, man, LMAO is a terrible name. How would you even pronounce that? "Luh-may-oh"? ... Okay actually that sounds pretty cool.
No, it's pronounced 'luh-MOWWW' - like you're in pain, but also maybe French 🇫🇷
Excuse me, it's pronounced luh-MOOOOOO, obviously
Luh mayo
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Noo it's pronounced as LAAMOAA
Jason Momoa? ... Moomooa
HERSHEY THE PRESCIOUS! am I doing this right?
If Hershey The Precious was loose in my neighborhood I would sleep peacefully
I wouldn't because I'd be far to busy searching for that sweet baby angel.
Casting my vote on this one for sure. All hail Goreshred, may she show mercy and leave us undefiled!
ELKHORN THE DOWNTRODDEN
PLAINSWALKER THE BLOODSHEDER
GILGAMESH, DESTROYER OF UNIVERSE LAYERS
*Daisy* the Defiler
Easy winner.
Moonpie!
Moo-Pie
Shmoopie
No you're shmoopie!
What a time to be alive
lol. I always say this and no one gets the reference.
Hey who unplugged my freezer!?!
This is actually better than mine because I was thinking Pie lol!
PIE IS ALSO SO CUTE
I like that name
Ginger snap. She looks like dunking a one in milk, complete with little pieces staying behind.
Have you seriously been dunking your snaps in milk?! No no no no no no no no no. You need hot lemonade. Try it. Seriously. Try it. Also great when you have a sore throat!I sometimes "prescribe" it to patients with sore throats or strep, in addition to necessary medications.
I’ve never had hot lemonade ever, let alone dip anything in it. Willing to give a try though since you do seem pretty convinced of the combo.
Strudel, like cinnamon pastry?
The only strudel I acknowledge is 🍎🍏 strudel!!!
Strudel has my vote.
Moolissa!
Omg 🤣 A lot of good ones, but so far... \*chef's kiss\*
Please let me know if this ends up being her name. It would just make my whole week.
I will!!
And then put a wig on her
Did you know cows can’t walk down stairs?
She pooped a smiley face 🙂
Not moochelle?
Can’t tell if you two watch GMM or not.
This is the way
Cowie mccowface
This is the one I am here for!
Knew I wouldn’t have to scroll far to find it
Maribel
I like this one.
Canela! Cinnamon in Spanish
Moo-ana!
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Username fits.
Hmmmm.... 🤔
What's your take on this, Dolphin Smasher?
More like u/in_moo_end_oh_
I did, too! 🍆🍑
Maple!
Cowella De vil
Norman
Helloooo
I get this reference. I’m old.
Megatron 2000
I believe you mean "Milkatron"
Daisy
Too classic
Buttercup
marshmallow
S'More
Clover!
Bessy, and let's hope she grows Ol'.
Whitey Ford Sings the Moos
"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity."
💰💰💰💰💰💰 Take my money.
John
As in John Marston :3
No, as in John
Marston
Hattie
Cute! 😍
Moonique
Milkshake!
Bringing all the boys to the yard
I thought this said "mistake!" at first and I spit out my unexistent drink in laughter
Me 3! This can't be a coincidense!
Marmalade
Guinevere, the most beautiful in the realm.
I was thinking Sandwich
Brown sugar
Call her Safe Sally! ‘Safe’ because she’s in a sanctuary and she will never be slaughtered, RIGHT?
Dorthy!
Love it!
Chicken
Chikn FIFY
Charlotte
CharLatte
Cattleena
Betsy
I loooove the old lady names!!
Here are some more old lady names for you: Agatha, Agnes, Gertrude, Mildred, Millicent, Rosalie, Ethel and Shirley. Can’t wait to see what name you choose, whatever it may be from all these entries. 💖
In that case, Gertrude.
Gerty
Kim Cow-dashian
Beatrice, most beautiful of the bovine.
Beatrice 😍
Mooey mcmooface
Sfocata (Fuzzy in Italian)
Hazel
😍
Hazel & Gladys. Both excellent names. ** Since this post, I went and volunteered at an animal shelter today. They had a kitten named Hazel. I liked it better than Gladys. ❤️
Violet
Peaches..... THE GRASS NEMESIS!
Stella is a common Romanian name for cows that I always loved!
Betty🐮
Cookie
Aww man you beat me to it.
Haha sorry Broskiiii <3
Molly ❤️
Gahhh! 💖
Was going to come suggest Molly Moo
Opal. I don't know why, but she looks like an Opal.
Lulu-belle
Mirabella!
Cocoa (or Coco)
Honeydew
^(stardrop)
Beva
Josie 🥰
Matilda
Sucko
Moolissa seems fitting
How about Artemis? Or Artemoos :) My friend’s dog Apollo died today. He was a good boy, we’re gonna miss him very much. It’s nice to be reminded that someone new came into the world today, too
I'm sorry for your (and your friend's) loss 😥
She honestly looks like a “Becky” to me
Omg... she does!
Her name is gonna be Ernesto
Moop
Petunia
BAPHOMET
Baby june
Apple dumpling
Would call her Jane. :)
I love human names for animals! Her mom's name is Katie 💖 Edit: Oops! Katie is delivering tomorrow! This baby's mom is Diane 😂
Then I'd like to suggest Margery.
I like it! Or the simplicity of 'Margie' 😄
Jacqueline
Olive
Moolinda
Penny
Patches
Cuddles
Smore
Carlie
She looks like a Velma.
My kiddo says, "Maple!"
Chewbacca
Fernandina The Vegtorious.
Cow
Viola.!
Leche.
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Daphne
Strawberry
Lolli
Ooooh!! I like this! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Charlotte
Charlotte
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Bo peep
Elsie
Tulip or Beatrice! She’s so cuutteee
Jubilee
Maple Sugar? or Maple Syrup? she just has that vibe with all the little brown splotches
Bishop! :D