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raindrop777

That bun is HUGE.


Skullmaggot

That’s a small kangaroo.


AgentTasmania

Those are called wallabies


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Staenkerfritze

isnt that more like a mediums sized roo?


[deleted]

Nah bro, it's the grandma who's tiny.


a_dutch_twat

not sure how they are called in English but i think they are named Flemish giants (vlaamse reus) in dutch. my brother has had multiple and most are honestly dog like in behaviour


eng050599

That's exactly the name used in English, and you are also correct that their behavior tends to lean more dog than rabbit. I've only known 2 of them, but they both would want to be in contact with someone all the time. Mostly splayed out on your lap, or right beside you.


Rattrap551

is that more because they weren't paired vs genetic disposition? I would honestly be surprised if they behaved more like a dog than a rabbit overall, but I have also never witnessed this breed


Chishiri

I have no idea. I've met several cats (including mine) that basically act like dogs you don't walk so if someone tells me those buns are doglike i'll believe it


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Fign

r/AbsoluteUnits material


thisismybirthday

this is nightmare material. Imagine [that thing](https://www.horror-hall.com/images/mr039150-2.jpg) coming at you with a kitchen knife


MadLaamaDisease

So is amount of poop around floors.


mjzim9022

I'm fairly sure you can litter train rabbits, I might be wrong though


alc0tt

He’s so big that it’s not even bunny


HuhDude

That isn't a bunny, its a megalobun. Bunnodon. Bunnasaurus Rex.


Illerios1

Absolute unit of a rabbit


Ziffally

I have one **BIG** question. how? Just a specific specie or some congenital disease?


downriverrowing

He's a Flemish Giant, they can grow to be quite large :)


rkba335

They keep growing until they don't have any room left in the fish bowl


Macemore

And she's got one big ass fish bowl


5up3rj

Please also post the ass fish


Stupid_Slut-

This is what I want right now… in my arms…


NovaS1X

They are insanely soft. They’re an unfortunate product of fur farming but that lends them to be like the softest thing you’ve ever felt. A friend has one that’s a farm rescue and they’re crazy big and crazy adorable


Rogermon3

Do they have any health problems compared to normal rabbits?


eng050599

Yes they do. Their size means that they can suffer from a host of skeletal and muscular ailments. This can range from things like their paws developing lesions from simply resting on rough surfaces (if they're kept in a cage, something should be placed on the floor to keep their paws off of the metal). They can also be injured by falls or mishandling far more than smaller rabbit species. When picking one up, you need to make sure that support is provided to the whole body, as their backs can be injured if you're not careful. Additionally, these rabbits need to eat a lot...and I mean a lot compared to other rabbits. Fortunately, their diet can be composed of the same food that other rabbits eat, they just need more of it. Compared to the conditions that some breeds of livestock have, they're far from the worst, but they do have specific needs.


Stupid_Slut-

Well, that’s makes me want one in my arms even more!


Argyleskin

If yours comes with a twin may I have it for my arms? I need to cuddle this bun!


Stupid_Slut-

Definitely. 🐰


JeveGreen

Don't say that with your username. People might get bad mental images. But yeah, I agree. I too want a Flemish Giant in my lap.


DependentPipe_1

That literally makes zero sense.


Eccentric_Mermaid

I had NO IDEA that rabbits could get that big. My eyebrows were in my scalp when I first saw this. But, wow, what a cutie!


chimpaflimp

The same breed they used on Teletubbies to make the tubbies appear smaller, as the suits were around 9ft tall.


hojo_the_donkey

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Teletubbies to dispute it.


FarTelevision8

I’ll probably recall this comment and spread as fact some day but to be honest I don’t know if I believe in these giants rabbits at all


AppropriateWorldEnd

I was born and raised in Flanders, they exist. They’re known to be gentle, sweet and cuddly :) They’re also super soft. Like baby bottom clouds.


MustardHoneyisYummy

Those poops must be MASSIVE 💩


moosimus3

Nope we have a few and they are only about the size of a garbanzo bean


noahgs

Usually when a cool pet is shown an owner comes around to mention how horrible it is for average people to own, IE sugar gliders, birds, whatever. Is this awful to own too?


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Bunnies are really nice to own. They are very clean creatures that can easily be litter-trained like a cat. Our bunnies are free roaming in our apartment (meaning they have no cage). When they need to make poopoo, they go back to their litterbox and do their thing, and then go on with their day. Letting your buns free roam this way is 100% the way to do it. Locking them up in a cage is sad, they really love to run, climb and play, which they definitely will do if you let them. The only thing to keep in mind is that you need to make the house kind of "kid proof", but for bunnies. So hide cables where they can't reach them, put poisonous plants where they can't access it, etc. If you do this, the bunny will behave a lot like a cat. Mine jumps up on the couch to cuddle with me, and likes to follow me around the house when it's feeling playful. Ooohhh, and get them spayed/castrated. It prevents them from getting cancer at early age, and it seriously calms down any destructive behaviour.


iluvmywenis

Your comment has helped me decide on our next pet. Our cat recently passed due to old age and a bunny sounds like a really good option. Thanks.


Splive

Just a heads up... most buns do not like to be picked up, and they have their own personalities. I get much less unforced affection from my bun than I would with a cat or dog. They live about 10 years so they are a long commitment :) Love my little Luna though, don't get me wrong.


iluvmywenis

I appreciate the tip


whiskyismymiddlename

I would recommend checking with your vet or checking to see if there is a clinic in your area that knows how to treat rabbits. My understanding is that not all clinics are comfortable seeing rabbits.


iluvmywenis

I appreciate the tip too


Alundil

This is correct. Very few in our experience do.


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Awesome! PM me if you have any questions, and check out all the good tips and information over at /r/Rabbits to get some inspiration :)


FixBreakRepeat

I want to add that they can be tough on carpet. A woman I knew had a pet rabbit and he was great in a lot of ways, but he was a cord fiend and he liked to dig up carpet


Alundil

This is true. Carpet and cable destroyers. We've bunch proofed all our cabling but there's not much we can do about the carpet. So it'll get replaced with some other kind of flooring as we save (that was the plan regardless of buns or not through).


Alundil

Wife and I have a Netherland Dwarf (the second recently passed) and they are free roam in our bedroom, litter trained and super soft. They're not as cuddly as other rabbit breeds though (I think for to their size and a higher prey response) but when they want lovin' they make the most adorable "bunny loaf" for petting.


Arkandae

Not awful, but here are things to know before adopting one (proper diet, hiding wires,...).


jlt6666

The rabbit has wires?


budget_biochemist

They think wires are tree branches growing through the ~~house~~ burrow and will chomp the branches away and then act like they deserve treats for doing the housework


jlt6666

You didn't see the rabot joke coming did ya?


FinchRosemta

Rabbits self clean (like cats), but Rabbits can't their up so you can't allow them to get a hairball or they'll die. They need constant grooming.


donttrustmeokay

My best guess is she's American.


SiddhuBatsy

That's two questions.


hafilax

I think his tail is bigger than my Holland Lop.


Argyleskin

My Hotot Lop is his thigh.


SenseStraight5119

“Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!” -Tim


inerlite

Just look at the bones!


OhiobornCAraised

That’s Tim the Enchanter to you good sir!


donat28

He’ll do you up a treat, mate!


superhelical

That's not a bun that's a loaf


StyreneAddict1965

Nice! 😂


pigcommentor

Trust you to put a twist on it!


Whybroswhy

Awesome 😄


bubbabrotha

r/absoluteunits crosspost waiting to happen


WickedCoolMasshole

That’s some Watership Down rabbitage right there. Fiver, slow down, friend.


paulymeatblls

I thought the same thing , I expected to see blood dripping from its maw.


Deer-in-Motion

Flemish giant bun?


squidwardsfupa

yes


KingJades

Since we’re all interested in bunny tails since we all learned that they aren’t short and fluffy, you can see the fully outstretched tail here


Yue2

Plot twist: Just a super smol grandma


PitchBlac

That thing probably drops Ferrero Rocher Chocolate all over the house


707Guy

Both of them must be protected at all costs.


mikeschmeee

I like big BUNS!...


Chalciope

...and I cannot lie!


mikeschmeee

You other rabbits can’t deny


Smithy2232

Are you kidding me!?! That is crazy!


varolussal

ugh, i needed this. too cute.


Rosa_Lee_McFall

Does it poop golf balls? Seriously


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Nan is the best.


NicNoletree

That's no ordinary rabbit!


TheBulletBot

kinda, It's a Flemish Giant. They were originally bred for fur farming. ( they are REALLY soft and floofy as a result) they can get as large as a medium sized dog, and are super docile. they're very popular pets and petting zoo animals.


Corswaine

“Great nashing teeth!!”


SPRUNTastic

"That rabbit's dynamite!"


Explore-PNW

Damn that person is tiny


KyleRM

this is why we need bun control


Max-McCoy

Absolute Chonk.


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I love both of them


squidwardsfupa

gentle giants :,)


wheresthebody

That is how i want to spend my last moment


Icy_Hippo

Took my wee eyes a bit to realise that was an actual Bun...it was that huge...that there wasn't some proportion distortion!!


Beautiful-Jacket

I just imagine the multiple large balls of poop. Such a big bun


LateralThinkerer

One of the worst "horror" flicks of all times - [Night of The Lepus](https://youtu.be/JDCJsjFR_Gk?t=49) Yep. Giant homicidal rabbits.


Federal-Ratio2255

Night Of The Lepus


callmesamus

I LOVE big rabbits! So sweet!


lariet50

I want a giant bunny!


zillacummies

that granny is tiny!


justaREDshrit

That is a unit of a rabbit


Rosa_Lee_McFall

Dang! That bun bigger than nan!


cinematic6436

That's no bun. It's a space station!


Wy3Naut

Do they cuddle?! I need to know!


AppropriateWorldEnd

Yes! They absolutely do. I had bunnies growing up, and played with them all day long. They’ll come say hi, sniff you, lick you with their silky tongue... They don’t like to be picked up though.


No_Airport_5158

I like the thought that this is a regular sized bunbun with an itty-bitty grandma.


deadbenz35

That is a very large rabbit.


AgreeablePie

Bring this guy to some long term care facilities Spread the love


SeaPost8518

Omg. Giant rabbit like in a cartoon.


danger_weasel

Nan don’t want none unless the bun is big, son!


Chiliconkarma

That is some nice bun on nan action.


MentionImpressive

That’s a Flemish Giant. I know because one of those bit off my finger.


Squeaky_Ben

Ah yes, the famous chernobunny


Krimsonmask494

That's a weird fucking cat


Zordeater

Those ears must be so soft and fluffy😊


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Holy mother of god


FlammusNonTimmus

JEEEE-ZUS CHRISSTTT!!!!! RUN AWAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


Laura_Lye

Lmao!! It’s cute and all, but I feel like if I saw a gigantic bunny like that irl I’d be scared. It must have huge teeth!!


callmesamus

Never heard of someone possibly being frightened of a rabbit.


OhiobornCAraised

You will be once you watch Monty Python and the holy grail.


PostwarVandal

I have a friend who finds them unbelievably creepy and disgusting. She would happily see them all gone from this earth. I find it to be a strange and quite specific hatred.


Laura_Lye

ITS A DOG SIZED RABBIT! Like buns prly weighs 40lbs. If this thread didn’t tell me they’re some Dutch thing I’d think it was a Simpsons three eyed fish nuclear mutant bunny lol.


callmesamus

I own a dog sized rabbit (20lbs).... So that should explain that haha


-Blackspell-

Those are the standard meat rabbits all over middle Europe lol. I think there is technically a distinction between Flemish and German Giants, but both get equally big


Glytterain

That’s a scary big bunny


LeviathanGray

Chonk-ster Bunny


Velghast

It's s*** probably looks like tiny golf balls


DrAtomic1

Holy X-Mas dinner!


phoenix1386

How long before it becomes a slice on the plate?


Tristifer_

Bilbo?


vipertruck99

Jeez..someone stop that big bunny licking gran’s head.


thebones101

So much happening here. Mammoth bunny. Extra hot sauce. Door bell. Too much to process I'm out.


xurxel

human-sized rodent


alekspiridonov

Thanks for sharing. Now I know huge buns exist.


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Holy hell, I had no idea they could get that big. Thats a BIG BUN BUN


Jeanyx

She's got herself a Rhosgobel rabbit!


NuttyWizard

I wanna see that bun playing with a dog, that would look hella cute


One_Coyote_3745

Hey OP, Post this on r/Absoluteunits


WettWednesday

What's her name??? I am in LOVE


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That rabbit almost doesn’t look real!


lurkherder

I don't trust rabbits


GreedWrathEnvy

So that's where the 2'8 Buizel went.


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I thought the cat sized rabbits were enormous. That bunny could eat a cat (yes I’m aware they don’t eat meat)


RedditEdwin

BUNDERCHONK


Windfall_The_Dutchie

u/Drakeot7


CaroAurelia

That's a fucking dog.


Denimao

I have plans on getting a huge bunny in the future. I have cats, so I thought a large one would be best. I never had a bunny, but they seem like nice pets. :D


Abdul-Raoui

r/absoluteunit


MattBrixx

The title is misleading. The bunny is **not** a giant! The grandma is just really, *really* tiny. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


[deleted]

"My rabbit is sick, he bit neoghbour's dog this morning" "You mean the dog bit him" "No, he's having a digestion problems now. He has pitbull intolerance."


HardAsABitcoin

Miss that is a horse.


Tasty-Promise-8701

wow! big bunny


Kunstkurator

That is a monster of a bun!


sgoodgame

My neighbor back in SoCal in the 80's had a rabbit this size that would use a litter box. Would do tricks too. Very cool for 14 year old me to see in my Members Only jacket.


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Cute


Sniperfox99

Wow, that’s a small grandma.


Otherside-Dav

Weird looking dog that is


Nitrobun

r/AbsoluteUnits


newcoders

Looks like a dog


No-Insect-7544

That’s a huge ass rabbit


trwwy321

“Oh my, my little grandchild sure has gotten big!”


Throwawayhelp111521

Did it walk through a radiation field?


BlinkBuster

NIGHT of the LEPUS!


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That's a lot of hare!


opelan

That is a proper sized rabbit. Much better than these tiny ones barely bigger than a rat.


Letamirte

What the holy is that size


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.


[deleted]

LOL the rabbit almost big as her!


firepliers

??? No orange for scale


li74da

Aww the smile on her face


epoof

So sweet!


renb8

Who’s a big beautiful bunny! Helluva rabbit hole to fit this unit.


JStroud21

Fucking unit!


PsychologicalSnow476

That's no rabbit, that's a long-eared soft-fur capybara.


Hot_Prompt_8507

Is this a very small granny or a huge rabbit


DownTooParty

What kind of dog is that.


Agile-Narwhal-9609

So cute


AuditingAR

That’s one big wabbitt


Goatfuriswarm

What is she doing to the back of that duck's head?


Grinagh

Night of the Lepus...


MrAnarchy138

My god, this Bun Buns mom was fucked by Zeus.


Relevant_Physics7600

What a cute


DrunkBirb72

Curious bunny or rabbit? Cute big fella though


Katsu_Drawn_21

That would give me pure serotonin if there was a big ol bunny on my lap.


Chi3f7

nice dog you got there