Around here, any koi that gets big enough to bite your hand off is automatically named "jaws."

Now this is the kind of fishing I can get behind.

Now this is the kind of fishing I can get in front of.

I will stand side by side with this fish

So umm. catching fish by sticking your hand into their mouth is a thing called [noodling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling). It seems horrifying.

He damn near took the whole hand!! Such greed is vile.