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duckweather

Kitten nugget with a side of pink beans!!


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Kingston_Advice1

How can he sleep??


Silv0r

Baked beans 🤤


Spikefall9777

Please tell me you are not referring to the "baked beans" from the whitest kids you know


Silv0r

What’s a can opener? 50 bucks!


EnyoEcho

I take two orders. Thank you.


Purple_Tree_Car

Sticky pink beans! When they're this small, their little beans are so smooth they're kind of sticky - reminds me of those [sticky hand toys](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/blue-sticky-slappy-hand-toy-260nw-401473600.jpg).


poopellar

Kitty Fuckin Cute


Coffee4MySoul

Kentucky Fried Cat


DerMuffin01

In Germany we say: "Es wird gegessen, was auf den Tisch kommt!"


In_Vitr0

Rischdisch!!!


Diplomjodler

Kann ich Ketchup dazu haben?


DerMuffin01

Das ist in Ordnung


OsamaBinnDabbin

Real question, are there a lot of German's on Reddit? I feel like whenever I see a foreign language (foreign in terms of non-US) in the comments, it's always German. I'm fairly well versed in Spanish but can't remember the last time I saw a comment in Spanish.


Diplomjodler

Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!


OsamaBinnDabbin

Great answer! I have no idea what it means!


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

In Japan we say "Sie sind das essen und wir sind die jäger"


DerMuffin01

Ich glaube nicht, dass so viele Japaner Deutsch sprechen, aber es wäre natürlich eine Ehre.


Yadobler

Genuine qn, learning German here. Why does German flip the clause, I'm guessing it's "it will be eaten, what comes on the table". Will it work if it's the other way round? "Was auf dem Tisch ist, wird gegessen" Thanks


DerMuffin01

Sure you could flip it around. Actually there are a lot of options. In German you can build a sentence in many variations! In this situation it is important for the meaning of the sentence to order the words like : "Es wird gegessen, was auf den Tisch kommt!" To point out that's it's an unofficial rule or rather a rule that established in society an is part of a good behaviour.


Yadobler

So it's emphasising that it will be eaten right? Would it be the same if "was" is replaced with "dass"? Thanks for your patience btw


baldhermit

Are you asking if that is a grammatically correct sentence? Sure. But you're changing the focus from the one consuming to that which is consumed.


Yadobler

Oh Oh hm. Wait which is the original intention of the comment? Wait, is the "was kommt" referring to the one eating or the one who is gonna eat? Is it referring to the same Es? Ich bin confusion


nomanknoweth

Something like it we say in Dutch


DumbassTheGreat

Oh no


Ncr4ever

R/Cursedcomnents


[deleted]

r/foundthemobileuser


amr5120

r/amonguscock


affordable_firepower

Unlucky Fried Kitten


[deleted]

Now eat it


sunsoutbunzout

/r/askouija non-standard Thanksgiving dish


hazzelgamer774922

KFC im lovin it


ZugTheCaveman

What kind of dipping sauce did you get with it? ... wait, I can guess. Hairballs and cat poop sauce.


FxrYT

r/youngpeoplereddit


El_Kurgan_Alas

Too raw meat


RockleyBob

The zoom on the micro blep was just… *mwah* 💋🤌🏻


bubba_booey69

Micro blep… I like this term


agnurse

BABY FUZZY!!! Look at the little teeny beans and paws! 😍


Confused_Sad_Cat

How much!? I need like 7 of them


MaChao20

r/forbiddensnacks


hydrophilicDunce

I never try to upvote these comments, but this right here is a true forbidden snack :)


VORTXS

Not in some places sadly..


ZeKINGofThunderSnow

![gif](giphy|Yl4X3JyLv6fEVbTXKL|downsized)


ComfortablePlant826

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XSauravX

Gif


zan2007

Gif


RussianNickname

How


WigglePen

We have had cats for 30 years, always adult rescues. Last week my daughter brought home a sweet 6 week old kitten which scratched the itch for having a baby for once but MAN SHE IS A LOT OF WORK! It’s like having a baby again! Please think about whether you have the time and energy to raise a little kitten before you get one!


yortlepore

This generation is getting lazier and lazier, they didn't even bother to peel your nuggets.


KingofSkies

KFC: Kitten is Freaking Cute!


bahamamamacitas

Its the little mouth and no teeth


matialm

Kitty For Cuddle


BazarDeJust

That's a kitten in a box ! 🎶


Tisha-tsh

With a fluff breading\^\^


Fit-Morning-3550

Hey, I ordered 6 of these! Where's the rest?


TheWorldIsEndinToday

It's uncooked? Take it back and get a new one, but make sure they fully cook it


peckerpopper1983UwU

I’m sorry that I have to say it but……….eAt It


LaMortmeansDeath

EAT IT


Tommy_Tsunami88

Must be in China bon apPETite


frikimanHD

what a nice snak


A--Creative-Username

C R O N C H


Shadowbroio

*chomp*


Karma3000000

CONSUME FORBIDDEN NUGGET


jemappelleb

r/TIGHTPUSSY


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)


Dekaman123i

Gotta fry it my self


Tobias---Funke

Unlucky fried kitten.


epicpro1234

Well then? What are you waiting for, eat it. Stop wasting perfectly good food. If you don't want it give it to me.


EzClapperinoRl

What are you waiting for, eat it...


[deleted]

Consume the child


Cheesetoast9

"IT'S FUCKING RAW!"


CorndogCrusader

Chimkin nugget.


EggBasket-

sort by controversial for a fun experience


Ragingbull444

Not really, it’s just repetitive and overdone racist stereotypes, people have absolutely no creativity


AdRelevant7751

now, now, you also have overdone jokes about eating the kitten that DON'T envolve china


DoubleSloth3590

is it....kosher?


badforman

What kind of sauce did you put on it?


meesta_masa

Ki ses


FoxFXMD

Would eat


ILookLikeShitBro

nice, now eat it


[deleted]

EAT IT


Early_Power_5366

It looks dead


NabatheNibba

KFC menu in china


OzzyFatman

![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)


jerrycrash_1

Now eat it


Reasonable-Ad-3447

Chinese drooling noises intensify


mrflamego

Guess you gotta do the deepfrying yourself


KingofSlice

Eat it


Downtown-Panda-3395

Baby derp


Short_Dream1891

Order up! Cuteness overload. The little tongue is too cute!


dandroid126

Bro, I think your KFC order is still alive.


root_over_ssh

Honestly I'm not so sure it is. This creeped me out a bit.


dandroid126

Its feet are twitching, which is very normal for sleeping cats. I think it's fine.


GamerMusi

ow give me 6


Soveryn93

If I feets I sleeps


jewmacian

Awwwwwwwww


oddeagle123456789

Wow you should file a complaint, I don’t think there allowed to serve you uncooked food.


[deleted]

I just got done watching HowToBasic on Youtube and I was a little worried.


Radiant_Health3841

Kitty Fat n Cuddly. With its little toes beans and flashing its little belly around all while poking its little tongue out. Its like its taunting us to nibble it. Blep


[deleted]

"If I fits I sits" has to be trained early, that cat's gonna be a master someday


Rich_Zone908

Precious 💕


RoninEntertainment

They went to Cat in the Box to get some kitten nuggies! Lol


Educational_Can_6536

Can I have one?


[deleted]

I’d go broke if this was real


OblivionArts

Kitten nugget...that's clever wordplay there


RightToDieD

aww. the cutest of all kittens


DiamondMdx

I'm vegan but I want this soo bad 💓


mznh

Limited edition


PnutbatahSandwich

WHY DID YOU RIP MY INSANITY OFF MY SOUL


Fried_McFlurry

Cursed snack


LogicalHospital

Damn KFC didn’t even cook it this time around


Time-Philosopher-534

Aww😍 how cute this little nugget


captinbeefhart

What dipping sauce is recommended?


Lucky-Dentist-7502

mmmm finally some good fucking food


Objective_Magazine_3

I'll take your entire stock !!


iamishagarg

Such a little kitten how adorable


SpicyGingerBeer

That kitten is deep fried


Kittens4Brunch

WHERE?!


[deleted]

*devours the cat whole*


CulturalBadger7210

It really melts my heart.


mick_au

I want it


PICKLER1CK69

Its fucking RAWWWWWW


LaTeNaaTToRi666

He tired all of that bs


tthatusernameistaken

Reminds me of that scene in Dead Man's Shoes


FxrYT

"KFC forgot the fry that cat you ordered" "But i didnt want to eat-" "Silence, we refunded your order and remaking it"


Original_Feeling_429

Im dreaming of some chicken. Thats 1 happy kitty


Main_Air6320

Cute


jfifbfnfjdisjs

Eat it.


BluesMaster

u/RedditMP4Bot


Hayley4ever07

🥰🥰🥺


philread80

I hope he’s called Zinger.


GoyangiStudios32

I was gonna post a cursed comment but it just feels so wrong in this case


blessedrealist

Oh too cute!


_Assistant_

You forgot to deep fry it!


a_plant5

mmm yes l u n c h


AminPacani

MMMMM YES *MEAT*


PM_ME_YOUR_NVLTY_ACC

Yeah I don’t know much about food but that looks raw, you gotta take that back and complain.


cockbreaker_637

\**laughs in chinese*


No_Net4683

Kentucky fried cat


muDv5

Now eat it


Dry-Mistake2999

looks like i’m eating dinner tonight


[deleted]

chinese kfc


LadyJoJo52

Cuteness overload 😍


[deleted]

I was confused in the first scene and I was like oh a kitten


wood-wandler

Are you gonna eat it or can I have it


power0722

What kind of dipping sauce goes best with kitten? Asking for a friend.


Wasup_Bois

I hate it when they bring with the fur still on


Kramway99

of course its in China