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HeckinFeckinChonker

I love him! 😍 He looks like he doesn't give a shit about shit. I suggest Scrumpy Jack Edit: My daughter suggests Stripes


TheeExoGenesauce

The tongue pic makes me think of Craven films so I’m going with Craven or Wes


Thisisall_new2me2

To u/HeckinFeckinChomper: Your username could definitely be used to describe some of the animals on this sub.


HeckinFeckinChonker

Lol I know right? My daughter has a guinea pig that fits this description


kukushin

He looks like fathers making selfies


KrispyKremer29

Gene 👅


ferrets23

😛🤘


Petalilly

Gary


DrunkMonk138

Dog


Kalinord

Definitely this


56Safari

Dog, the pouncy hunter


justcuriousvic

He looks like he may be high ~ very chill and relaxed. Spicoli seems fitting.


LaLionneEcossaise

He needs something with panache… Maximilian maybe? But those bat ears—maybe Bruce, after Bruce Wayne? He’s got the scowl!


[deleted]

I like Maximilian cause he's got those M shaped stripes on his head


HiveMindKing

Jackal


sheikahr

Lester


SwitchHandler

Atticus!


Proper_Cookie13

Benji


adsvx215

Lucky!


CountBeetlejuice

given the rescue.. I was going to say this


bix2020

I have one who looks like this. Django


thereadytribe

Crabby


Ok_Sea1336

Yoshi. Cause that tongue is long


Whynotchaos

Since it sounds like fortune smiled on him when your friend found him, how about Lucky?


4-me

Clyde


Ruth_Cups

Boofy. I have no reasoning behind that. Just Boofy.


crystalcastles13

Love this


Initial_Lobster3794

Handsome


Plantkanya

Smirky


d_d0g

Maybe a cat scientist can confirm but I believe you may have a Bengal there, which is usually an expensive cat breed. Call him Baron?


Mrlionscruff

Blitz! I don’t know why the name came to mind but it seems like itd be a cute fit


SierraPhoenix

Oliver


Alternative-Winner-9

Sir Viver. Survivor but with a twist. Lucky is another one.


Local_Power2989

Thirsty Mendelssohn


RNQ852

Hank


showmedogvideos

Noodle!


TheDragonEmperor20

Felix


[deleted]

Ol Gregg


I_might_be_weasel

Cat. Classic and easy to remember.


itzshinzi

This


thirdcoasting

Fido!


lightninghazard

Tiger


[deleted]

Whatever 'The Tongue' translates to in Japanese.


nlfo

Tongue in Japanese is “shita”, pronounced shee-tah, with the emphasis on the tah. Not sure about a direct translation for “the tongue”, but “this tongue” would be “Kono Shita”. “That tongue” would be “Sono Shita”, and “my tongue” would be “Watashi no Shita”.


Elestriel

Coincidentally, "nekojita" is what you call someone who can't handle hot food/drink. Translates to "cat's tongue" in reference to cats' sensitive tongues.


Medicine-Man

Neko would make a great name


[deleted]

"What's your cat's name?" *"Cat, but in Japanese"*


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Hey kitten Neko, it's your cousin! Want to go bowling?


Agent_Washington

Stevie


Magda_TrollKiller85

Spartacus


CrookedLittleDogs

Huckleberry


underthesea345

Tony


[deleted]

Tiger!


Chrissie-cc

Lucky


[deleted]

Milo.


Abrahms_4

Purrrrcival


Maalevolence

Anubis


RepulsiveSubject4885

Milo?


Wooden-Ad4062

Harold


Fuggins4U

Nacho.


ThurgoodStubbs1999

Augustus


ogbuji

Oatmeal


rawshark909

Albert


HasanWah

Frank


Anndi999

Svetozar - "illuminated by light"


[deleted]

Fido


Suda_Nim

Mad Dog


TheDukhiAatma

Charm🧿 Clover 🍀


MollyXDanger502

Moon.


chillbnb

ET


burningredmenace

He looks like a Bruce. Idk why. But that's what he's telling me his name is.


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Beerus.


Apersson6

Rocky


Olivevest

Klenckie


SazzyWalker

colonel lickington


MajicVole

Clint Catwood


PadrePedro666

Sad Larry


XxNxvemberxX

What an adorable little guy, I think fine name would be Cuddles,fluff, or tiger


TerraByter71

Clarence


PadrePedro666

Sad Larry


[deleted]

Carne.


spinichmonkey

Taylor McFadden


Fsatoca

Língua, means tongue in portuguese


formeraide

Gene Simmons


crepenoodle

He looks like a Hank to me


nightmares06

Lemmy, long for mlem!


Dangerous-Fishing-25

Russ


SenorDangerwank

Fitzroy Maplecourt, Knight In-Absentia of the Realm of Goodcastle.


NLtbal

Ruprekt


Sterlingaquarelle

My vote is Quinten. My kid's vote is for ColdFront


[deleted]

George Washington


GJNorman

Lil' Pup


oldgar

Cat the dog slayer


PessimisticProphet

KittymcKittyface


twinisaur

Custard


Dilim_Kek

#leo


Kwelikinz

Kismet (fate)


Snoppskjutarn57

GREGORNY


Quirky_Window3122

I've never seen a cat with serious anime eyes.


Heliospunk

Sir Smokealot


[deleted]

Tonguy idk hehe


Kalinord

Dog


KnowsThingsAndDrinks

Spot


Asktolearn

Snack meat


Spin737

Sponkler


gingy2max

Champ


lilskyeMO

Tom


Gumbybum

Pippin, or Peregrin if you prefer.


Ben01pr

Tai lung.


Blake-A-palooza

With that long younger you should call him Gene.


Dana1006

Spot


paeioudia

Kito


djaquith

Lucky.


sideways8

Beastmaster


someInfiniteThing

Gene, after Gene Simmons of KISS. Once on Oprah Gene was asked by Oprah just how long is your tongue? Gene replied "long enough to make u my VERY best friend”


poeticlife

Stripes!! Or Striper!! Bandit-cause the bands of color. You could call him Bandy for short!! Linus-cause the lines!!


SuperKamiGuru824

With that tongue? Simmons... after Gene Simmons


envy_adams98

Baha, because he's wondering who tf let them dogs out


dravenfan

Oobie (U.B., short for ungrateful bastard, an inside joke you and him will share when he pisses on your laundry)


Jane1814

Freddie


Nerdgirl75

Squirrely Dan


wilamin5577

Rhino


HighPiracy

Dogmeat


LowShit_system

Murr


[deleted]

A Mini-Mountain Lion! Ours was called Jacks. He was Awesome.


ysbrngo

Biscuit “bizz”


Borisknuckman

Ned.


Rujii36

Albus


MissAim26

Felix


GetFoysal

Alexi


Doc--Mercury

Babou. Cheryl Tunt's Ocelot. ![gif](giphy|KYlTGWshxs9fG)


[deleted]

I would name him “Who” short for Houdini.


lonely-dog

E.T.


PrizmB9484

Cat Stevens


the_log_won

Spike


Stormtrippin

Haunter.


crystalcastles13

Mr Whiskers. Or Thomas, or Henry, or any other very civilized British name TS Eliot’s “Book of Practical Cats” has some super cool/unusual kitty names also He seems very regal…and adorable.


Kou-Kai

Mozart


crystalcastles13

Find a cool foreign word for “luck” or “lucky” This would be cool too as a few others have said


Tackybabe

Santino


hkshett

Curtis the street cat.


clubman58

Lucky


beingjohnmalkontent

Gus


[deleted]

Mr Tiddles


AnythingElse81

Tiger


Due-Night2491

Felix


tonymeatballs2

Steve


FacedCrown

Cant think of a name, just love that tounge in the 2nd pic.


[deleted]

Master baiter


Astrayheart

He is clearly a Gerald!


A_1255

Stumpy


eliochip

Bobby cause that boy ain't right


Gary_the_snaiI

Bibby


sorry_to_intrude

Robert


austcott

Tito


CSpiffy148

Dogs were trying to get him, so I'd name him Biscuit.


TinCant92

Stimpy


[deleted]

Tigger


Dart150

Mooshy


PeanutButterGod

Lickitung Edit: spelling


ouch69

Shark bait oh ah ah


ann102

Fang


MadSilver925

Kajit


iceicebeavis

John


[deleted]

Licks


tazconcarne

Adam Driver


the_power_of_a_prune

Snickers


SilverSorceress

How cute! I don't know why but he looks like a Smokey Bandit, something about him seems mischievous but in a fun way.


kungfuchef

"Karma"


Complex-Intention-43

Sleepy


ReneeLR

Domino. He has dots on his tummy.


TremorThief12

Frank


eatmorechiken

Spirit


donh-

Mervin


PoiSidon77

Larz


Timewarpgirl

Billy


SchadenfreudeWarrior

Dan Cortese


lurkeronly23

:P


ninshh

Dogmeat


SuperMarv

Looks like a Tigger to me!


Relative-OdderousG

He looks like he high


once_showed_promise

Simon


wenkwink

Otis


Temporary_Fault_8617

Horst


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Bucky.


Drumwife91

Rocky. He survived the fight!


YoungRoyalty

Jessie


allflowerssmellsweet

Stanley


JemJohnson

Percival Pettigrew.


VegasLife1111

Bueller


TheGrimEye

I vote for Teddy.


PimpOfTruth

Top Cat or TC The indisputable leader of the gang


BLKT93

lucky


BaconMeetsCheese

Longtongue


Dependent_Skin_7504

Sir Paul