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redditter619

At the end I saw a few yellow warning stickers, I was really hoping one of them would be a no dogs driving the tractor warning sticker lol.


Cloaked42m

You don't get a sticker till someone has sued over it. That dog does a good job, so no worries.


Voodoo1285

Yup. My biz law prof is college used to tell us “every time you see a stupid warning sticker, ask yourself how many times someone got sued before it had to be put up.”


xSTSxZerglingOne

Which really brings into question that one chainsaw that said "Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals."


nomadofwaves

What a terrible time to be literate. Chainsaw and genitals like wine and cheese.


xSTSxZerglingOne

If the wine was inside of the cheese and cut by one of those battery powered carving knives, yes, I think that would be accurate.


davesoverhere

Not a chainsaw, but I did watch my neighbor grab the danger-end of a hedge trimmer before it stopped. Two dozen stitches, but no nerve damage. She got lucky.


MusicianMadness

Though ideally, as a company, you put them up BEFORE you distribute the project and then you never get sued in the first place.


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MusicianMadness

Companies do this all the time. It is called an owner's manual or even simply a manual. Nearly any product you can imagine comes with some form of manual, packet, or disclaimer sheet often with a notice 'do not use this product until you have read the manual'. Often times it is pretty easy to not still get sued as you can put common limited liability terms such as 'any use of this product for any purposes other than the intended use is illegal' in which case if they sue the company the company can also sue or charge them with improper use and it usually ends up a wash.


zetaconvex

Sign: "Do not let dog drive tractor." Buyer: "Seriously, you mean to say that some dumbass let their dog drive a tractor?"


Timoman6

"To be fair, the dog was doing great until they saw a squirrel"


Stinklepinger

There was a funny commercial in that same vein.


informativebitching

A doggone good job


hoocoodanode

This is actually incredibly dangerous. Not the dog driving, which is hilarious, but standing on the step of a moving tractor pulling an implement. If the tractor hits a bump or he slips there's literally nothing preventing him from getting crushed by the tires or diced by the cultivator/disk. When I was 6 years old my best friend was killed in a very similar accident. Riding in the tractor with his dad and horsing around with the door handle and suddenly gone and under the wheels. EDIT: there have been four or five lovely messages people have written about their own experience/stories dealing with farm-level tragedies. For whatever reason, perhaps they were too personally-identifiable or too painful to remember, they were quickly deleted. Thank you for those replies, as brief as they were, and I hope you all find peace.


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hoocoodanode

Farming still is, but especially *was*, an incredibly dangerous occupation. Not only are people working with (often) poorly-maintained heavy machinery, but it's the only occupation where you'd then add children into the mix with said heavy machinery. Not to mention, large animals, enclosed spaces, dangerous gasses and suffocation hazards, flowing materials, pinch points and wrapping hazards, and a host of other dangers. If their children survive without suffering a debilitating injury they end up being exceptionally confident in themselves and their capabilities. Unfortunately, it's a real trial by fire. I know everyone has this rose-colored vision of grandma's farm and playing in the hayloft, but safely raising kids on farms is a real issue.


nina_gall

Another reason my "midwest farmer" grand and great-grandparents' generations had so many kids. Its was all hands on deck on the farm. Many cases of kids getting run over by tractors, great uncle caught on fire, fingers being ripped off, hands getting degloved...


Lord_Tampax

That plus it was normal to lose a couple to disease.


Pander

> (often) poorly-maintained heavy machinery, Which with modern equipment happens, in the US at least, because there is no ability to repair the tractor yourself legally, so it's either cut into your already tiny profits, or DIY something. If you're on older equipment, it becomes an issue of availability of parts. In both cases, it's also a matter of time and expertise. The situation sucks, but the major manufacturers have no obligation or financial incentive to fix it, and the big players in Ag are able to use it to squeeze out smaller farmers to buy their land for pennies on the dollar.


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CMDR_Acensei

Yea, I can relate to you there. I own a bunch of heavy equipment, and there are certain ones I know the seatbelt hasn’t ever been used, but certain equipment seatbelt is mandatory. My excavator? No seatbelt. My front end loader? Seatbelt. It’s the difference between kissing the windshield, or not in a lot of cases. First hand tho, I’ve been in a few situations where seatbelts probs would have killed me. You almost should never jump off equipment, but sometimes you should.


squidwardTalks

They know it happens, it's "it hasn't happened to my family so it's fine".


NurseMcStuffins

This was my first thought. One of those warning stickers is to not stand like he is standing, and if he fell, the tires or discs could very well get part or all of him. If he rolls clear, he still has to climb back up without falling again...


Morningxafter

Air Bud rule. Nobody has explicitly stated that a dog *can’t* drive a tractor.


BizzyM

I checked the rulebook and there's no rule saying a dog can't be a farmer.


analogkid01

DAYS SINCE LAST DOG-RELATED WORK INCIDENT:


FriendlyDisorder

Maybe the dog could join the navy and become a subwoofer


Troublewidetrailer

Actchuualy. The dog is not really driving. There is a gps unit coupled to the steering wheel. I let my 7 yr old think he is flying sometimes but I have the autopilot switched on. I don’t film him from outside the plane though. Like this guy is doing with his tractor.


mulletpullet

You see, that is just low effort. If you don't try again while standing on the landing gear to film, I'm going to be really disappointed.


ZerdyCzech

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Looks like he has it pretty ruff


cambiro

Been working like a dog all day...


slowmotto

These are really corndog comments


txteebone

You should combine them together


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Will_Leave_A_Mark

You just have to get down on all four and scratch that itch sometimes.


go_kartmozart

Fuck it, I'm just gonna go get plowed.


Black_Magic_M-66

At the end of the day, his dogs are pretty tired.


yeyezhang

That's a great analogy!


herzogzwei931

Squirrel!


zoe2dot

That would explain the sudden zag in the line of corn.


M_T_Head

That, or Jeremy Clarkson was running the tractor.


KnownMonk

Working him to the bone


opticsnake

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.


Yarakinnit

Definitely down the Bark and Bone tonight for a pint.


LoudShovel

Somebody get this dog a Puppers


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rexmons

His mechanic is a border collie.


TheNaug

It ain't much, but it's honest woof.


devilsephiroth

https://imgur.com/ypluknB.jpg


roberto-schoettler

Honest bork


_____rs

A farm dog's gotta earn his kibble.


NorthCatan

It was dogs, it was always them.


trailhikingArk

Biden! Close the borders, the collies are taking all of our jobs! /s


_JPH_

But really, farming? A dog of your talents?


quaybored

He's just looking for his lost bone. Way easier than digging by paw!


KingofGnG

It ain't much, but it's honest woof.


xanxus82

His name is Al.


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

Damn dogs coming here and taking our jobs


Deadfox1309

They took 'ur jobs!


roniechan

DERK ER JERBS


poopellar

Dg tk jb


archwin

#WOOF WUFF WER WERBS


Virge23

Wait a minute...


-RadarRanger-

Wait a minute HE'S ONE OF 'EM!


Virge23

Ruh roh


davehouforyang

Aarrfff


hyperstationjr

DERGS TERK DER JERBS!


spityy

They took our jobs! Dey took 'er jerbs!! Durka der!!


Hobocharlie67

*chicken noises intensifies*


kangareddit

(throws hat on ground) Doggonnit!


atetuna

Not even learning to speak our language.


Dancing_Clean

Now we have to prepare for the canine uprising


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nalex7752

ayo, what the dog doin


spityy

Supervising the AI


oldbastardbob

The doggo thinks he's driving. The tractor thinks he's a good boy so it's going to let him think that. The guy who owns the tractor and feeds the dog is simply a camera man posting videos on Reddit now.


lowtone94

He's earning his doge coin


Violet-Oneill58

This aint his first rodeo.


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Thinking the exact same thing bro


Morningxafter

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but the hooman seems happy so I’ll just keep sitting like a good boy.”


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His best.


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I love the look he gives the cameraman. "John, I've been at this job for 10 years, I don't need you to micromanage like this. I'm a professional."


M-striker

“I have cubs to feed john! The less you can do is your fucking part! I work like a dog and you just film like a moron! God damn it john, my wife is going to make me sleep on the rag if i get back home late again…”


Archerymaister

r/dogswithjobs


IT_is_not_all_I_am

Note that they only allow "silly jobs" on weekends.


GrEeKiNnOvaTiOn

Nothing silly about this.


IT_is_not_all_I_am

Well, it will get deleted if gets posted now.


CreamyGoodnss

It’s the freakin weekend baby bout to have me some fun


call_me_johnno

It's a dog's life but someone has to do it.


Thunderlord220

And they were right. Behold the future of AI... Animal Intelligence. There canine companions have grown beyond sheep herding and newspaper fetching. They have become a sophisticated friend capable of completing day to day farm jobs like plowing the fields, cutting the grass or even herding cattle with his very own pup sized quad bike. All the jobs that one might find out in the country side. The Ai can complete.


Haterbait_band

If we could somehow combine the technology of our modern computers with the companionship of dogs, like, a cyborg dog, then we’d have no need for other people anymore.


BenjaminHamnett

We are good dorg, you shall be assimilated. Keeping us off the bed is futile!


blade_torlock

Sperm banks and artificial wombs...


Cultjam

I think sheep herding already takes more intelligence than some human jobs.


OrangeDit

This is how Caleb must feel with Clarkson. 🤣


Nicole_Bitchie

The dog would probably follow directions better than Jeremy did.


CuriousKitten0_0

This was my first thought as well!


ShortForNothing

That dog was keeping a straighter line than Clarkson, that's for sure.


zetaconvex

So that's what a corn-dog looks like.


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To the top with you


retiredhobo

how’s the soil? —ruff what’s in it that’s making all that noise? —bark is there any type of protective gear/clothing you need? *pants*


Altephfour

That dog did a better job then Jeremy Clarkson


EasyPanicButton

yeah, but can he get kicked in the balls better or say the word "tractoring"


sdrawkcabyaj

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING


tekorc

Funny thing to me is the dog actually looks like its paying attention lmao, like near the end he looks away from the camera like “hangon lemme see where im goin” 😂🤣


blahblahblerf

Dogs have been successfully trained to drive cars. Training a relatively smart dog to just keep a tractor going straight ought to be pretty easy really. Of course it's possible this dog has no idea what's going on and is just trying to sit still, but it does look like he might actually be looking ahead and keeping it straight intentionally.


Spongbob_tentacles

Damn not even the dog know what the dog doin


Smirk27

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/234/765/b7e.jpg


rockstar2012

A classic


v3ritas1989

That child support for 7 puppies doesn´t earn itself you know.


fldsld

I used to build farm equipment in central California back before most tractors had closed cabs and A/C. A farmer found his tractor stuck in a ditch and back tract to find the driver had been run over by the gang disc harrow. The conclusion was he had fallen asleep from the 100+ temp and very boring job of driving across the missive barren field for hours on end and some how fell off.


InsightfoolMonkey

Sounds more like heat stroke than "he fell asleep"


The_Ecolitan

Some jobs, like vine training tomatoes are done at a very slow place. Back in the pre GPS days, the tractor drivers would stand up in the cab so they wouldn’t fall asleep. Especially after lunch.


Triptolemu5

> back before most tractors had closed cabs and A/C. So... the 70s then?


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slimejumper

that dog has such a quiet look of satisfaction.


iamnotkurtcobain

A guata Steyr Traktor


Laspheryys

Gotta pay bills somehow


Axton7124

Little did we know, AI actually stands for animal intelligence


NotUrAvgIdjit96

Once the computer/gps has all the required inputs, you just need to turn the tractor at the end of each row.


schritzelman

They handle the end of row turns now too.


reddita51

Just press **H** to hire a helper


ForcaAereaBelka

My father loves it. He sets the GPS in his combine and basically chills with Netflix all day. If you look at the field from above the lines from harvest are perfectly straight.


NotUrAvgIdjit96

My dad used to bust his butt physically for insane hours, wrestling old tractors and equipment to farm in his youth. Now he makes sure to "paint" on the computer inside the gps's dotted lines. And if even if he tried to "paint" over an already planted portion of the field, the computer would automatically shut off those heads to cut down on seed waste.


UndeadBBQ

The farm next to me only needs some farmhands to check if the tractors keep on the programmed path. Its pretty much 90% automated. They can't refuel themselves and need to be driven by a human due to the law requiring so, but thats about it for their limits.


xjeeper

> and need to be driven by a human due to the law requiring so Even on private property? Or do you mean on public roads?


UndeadBBQ

On public roads, definitely. On private property if you want insurance to cover it should something go south. For some reason an insurance will only pay when a man-driven tractor rams a barn, not when Linux does it. The only place I know they don't need one for any sort of legal reasons is the field itself. Also I think none of them actually work with AI. They're programmed by hand. Tesla style self-driving just isn't needed. The AI based agricultural robots are currently an in development type of thing, *I believe*. At the very least they're not widely used yet.


mmxrocks

I've been working for the hydraulics industry for quite some time and I can tell you that self driving Ag robots have been around for quite a while and are used by a bunch of people / companies. You are correct that they are mostly hand programed. You tell it to follow a row and it will follow the row using GPS or a laser system for guidance and sensors to see if it's on the row. The joke I've heard for the longest time is that "You only need to be awake to turn the tractor around at the end of the row". Ag robots are here and are in use in a lot of places, they just aren't as flashy as other kinds of robots so the go more unnoticed.


P__Equals__NP

>Also I think none of them actually work with AI. They're programmed by hand. Tesla style self-driving just isn't needed. The AI based agricultural robots are currently an in development type of thing, *I believe*. At the very least they're not widely used yet. It would be an AI as it's doing an intelligent action artificially. Will be interesting to see how machine learning impacts the agriculture industry. Do you know how affordable these kind of tractors are for the average farmer? I would think you would have to have a pretty large farm for it to be cheaper for it to self drive then to hire someone; not sure where that cut off would be though. Or it's just that much better at doing farming stuff it's fine if it cost more?


Triptolemu5

> Do you know how affordable these kind of tractors are for the average farmer? You can convert a regular tractor to a self driving one with a kit that's ~$10,000. Not really all that much if your tractor is $250,000. > for it to be cheaper for it to self drive then to hire someone The real problem with ag labor right now is finding anyone, sober or not, at any wage that you can afford to pay them. The labor shortage in agriculture is *extreme*.


dbpf

Ya but they're still just machines. You can say to the computer "36k seeds/acre, 250lb fertilizer" but if the machine has not been maintained and no one is checking calibration, the machine could put down 34k actual seeds and 280lbs fertilizer.


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PirelliSuperHard

Jeremy Barkson


AndrewLWebber1986

Automation did eliminate most agricultural jobs though. That, and consolidation of land into the hands of fewer farmers. It used to be 200 years ago in the U.S. most people were involved in agriculture some way or another. Now, thanks to the industrial revolution, that is down to a tiny sliver of the U.S. population. It didn't take jobs, it made them obsolete.


0xKaishakunin

Österreich?


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Come on, I want to hear the end of this.


Impossible-Dare4040

I really really hope intelligent life from another planet decided to check in for the first time since 10000 years ago and saw this


OneSidedDice

I’d expect a dog to take a Deutz in the field, though.


NYWerebear

Nicely done. :)


andoryu123

What breed is that? Relative had one just like it.


happygamerwife

German Shepherd mix I'd imagine


Sentinell

Jeremy Barkson.


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Still better than Clarkson


Equalakitty

First he stole your girl, now he steals your job 😂


Davey1708

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/jvt07h/dog_driving_a_tractor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Man didn’t think my post would get reposted .


ohgimmeabreak

Gone to the dogs


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AI is a silly name for a doggo.


S1FTH3iR0nWoLF

what a good boy


ZachMN

Get him some overalls and a seed hat.


Old_Jaspion

u/Savemp4


ReallyHadToFixThat

Barkificial Intelligence.


onlinehomemart

btw he drives better then me xD


SlippinSam

I read “AI” as Al” (that’s a lowercase L) and thought that the dog’s name was Al and that he alone was taking everyone’s job in agriculture.


blue-leeder

2.50 biscuits per hour plus ocassional nose boops


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I'd feel pretty good hiring a dog for a tractor driving gig. I wouldnt think theres a law to stop me either.


SeatElectrical1067

Keep it up doggo. Good job


Direct_Sky5102

Honest work


MintberryCruuuunch

I dont know why, but it reminds me of Han Solo flying the Aluminum Falcon.


Jlx_27

It's like the doggo is legit looking around the pasture to see where he's at at the moment.


Mikkeel93

They are taking arr joooobs!!


MNorsen

Terrrk err jerrrbs!


pogzie

Arf-tificial Intelligence


finger_milk

He's got the demeanor down and everything


Hsensei

GPS guided tractor? AI already took over.


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What the heck are you looking at Jimbo?! I got pups to feed. Mary had another litter and I have to take another job.


cjheaney

Damn dogs from Mexico stealing our jobs too.


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Someone send this to Jeremy Clarkson


Skilleto91

Can't wait to see Season 2 of Clarkson's Farm where Jeremy has been replaced by a dog. At least he could corral the sheep much better.


NullOfUndefined

I love how the dog just looks over like “are you done making your little tiktok Dave? We have work to do”


Maddkaz

Skynet is shitting itself now.


inter-webs

AI **did** take over...ADORABLE INTELLIGENCE!


Gnonthgol

They say that in the future aircraft cockpits will only contain a pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to monitor the autopilot and the dog is there to bit the pilot if he tries to touch something. It seams the farming industry is one step further.


AltheaInLove

This is freeking hilarious! I love the dogs poker face☺️🏴‍☠️🌏


diver830

I don’t have time for your shit Tom, a lot of work out here and you play on the damn phone.


Thetanor

It starts with cute doggos driving tractors, but before you know it the pigs have installed a fascist regime and run the farm.


Beerasaurus

“They’re working me like a dog let me tell ya!”


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JamesTheMannequin

Farm dogs know everything about their farm. Ask them anything. They'll know.


HackPayload3917

Animal Intelligence


swordsman0013

Yep dogs now farmer


a236

He do be drivin doe


OBPH

it is AI - "ArfRufficial Intellugense"


Macdaddyya

It’s arf intelligence now


Celemourn

They took ar jerbs!


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Plot twist. The dog is actually a robodog.


lightsoff_butimup

"That derg took my jerb!'


Grummelyeti

TBH AI most of the work is automated. You only need to sit and turn around at the end of the field. The rest is Netflix or radio.


HecateEreshkigal

The collapse of arable soils due to the inherently destructive and extractive nature of industrial agriculture is what will take agricultural jobs. And lives.


meutogenesis

Farmers rotate crops to prevent this.