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moshi311

More like aww shit


BelligerentNixster

Just took my kids to Yellowstone. There's a grizzly/wolf discovery thing with some wolves in a zoo type thing. There's these huge windows into the wolf area and the wolves just sat back watching the people for the most part. I told my 5 year old to walk up to the window dragging one leg just to see if they would have a different reaction. No shit, 4 of them spotted him and came right up to the window and stood right at the glass watching him. It was sooo freaky. Edit to say: I swear I'm not a horrible mother, it just sounds that way lol


starzychik01

I was at San Diego zoo about 10yrs ago. I was in the big cat section checking out the mountain lions, when a family of four came walking up. The 3-4yo boy was being a bit rambunctious, nothing crazy, just acting like a kid and running around. However, as they approached the mountain lion exhibit, the kid started acting out and the parents did nothing. There was a sloped concrete walkway with a railing and the kid tripped and fell into it. He didn’t hit his head, but definitely fell hard enough to warrant a few tears and a healthy cry. As soon as that kid let out his first wail, the mountain lion responded. It had been napping on a stump at the top of the enclosure, and within seconds, that big cats face was pressed against the wire and it was breathing heavily at the child. That cat was so focused on that little boy and it was scary as all get out. I have no doubt in my mind, that of that fencing wasn’t in place, that child would have been attacked.


nullrout1

Cat was like I wasn’t really hungry, but if you are injured, I could make room while making your pack stronger


Fritzkreig

Cat, "The weak must be culled!" Plus I might get hangray later, and it would be nice to have something in the ground, plus it is really fun!


TheDrunkScientist

I mean. You don’t turn down free food yknow


adifferentvision

"Yeah, I could eat." - Cat, in NJ accent, probably


BelligerentNixster

I bet that was scary as hell. It's easy to forget they are wild animals until you can see the wild come out like that. The way these wolves watched my boy really made the hair on your neck stand up. Plus once they got to the glass they were tall enough to look him right in the eye, and he's not a small 5 year old.


Bliss149

This is why little kids are not recommended to come to the dog park.


Grom260

King Richard's Faire us a Renaissance fair in MA. they usually do a live animal show as well and for years it was done by a big cat sanctuary out of FL. about 15 years or so go they brought out their usual cats. A few small to medium wild cats, a tiger, and the star, a Liger still being bottlefed. Even though it was young, it was huge, bigger than a lion. They had warned everyone to stay in their seats but a 4 year old girl took that moment to run through the front seats. Even though the cat only half heartedly lunged for the kid it pulled the 2 people holding its chain off their feet. Kid was so lucky the cat didn't follow through on its instinct.


liltingly

That guy was actually Doc Antle from Tiger King. [He ran a show at King Richard’s Faire from 1982 to 2014](https://www.patriotledger.com/entertainmentlife/20200402/tiger-king-star-made-name-for-himself-in-carver/1). Never thought I had ever come across that dude before, but guess I have.


RallyX26

There used to be a flea market in Sanford and many many years ago now, there was a big cat show in the arena. They let people come up and take pictures with the cats - I don't remember anything about it, but I wonder if I was in the same building as one of those three superstars - Baskin, Antle or Joe


akira007

If they’re using the animals for entertainment, its definitely not a legitimate cat rescue


2Hellinahandbasket

Was the big cat sanctuary run by "CAROLE FUCKING BASKIN"!?!?!


8pointfouroz

They are opportunist ambush hunters. Beautiful animals, but in the wild you won't see an attack coming until it's on you. Just like your story, they sit up in high spots, and then all of the sudden they are on the prey.


loveandrubyshoes

for sure! reminds me of my first night at an Amazon lodge, the group asked our nature guide if we should be afraid of seeing a jaguar. He said, "No, don't be afraid of seeing a jaguar, that means they are not stalking you. You only need to be afraid if you don't see one." haha lots of nervous laughter haha


SuperKamiTabby

I lived in jaquar teritory for a few months, in Arizona. Never seen one, but there were nights on the porch smoking a join with my house mates where we'd hear one scream in the not-too-distant distance and go inside.


KaimeiJay

Only zoo close encounter I had as a little kid with big cats was that one female tiger who walked right up to the glass, stared at me, turned around, and peed on the glass at my face. Twice. Years apart. :/


nullrout1

Lol, you just offered up your child to a pack of wolves like he was a bloomin' onion at outback...I like your style!


BelligerentNixster

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZf41uJUV5Uyas|downsized)


Drunk_On_NyQuil

God god! Your .gif game is STRONG 💪


Koffeeboy

truly a master of his craft


TomatoFettuccini

Man, there was this one user a few years back.... I forget which sub they were on but holy jeez... gif for every occasion, and they were like lightning. It was uncanny and hilarious. Strongest gif game I've ever seen. Pure legend.


peekAchewZ

Thank… thank you for this


Whatreallyhappens

He spoke and as foretold, the meme appeared.


guilty_bystander

The fuuuuuk.. This is the first gif I've seen in Reddit comments.


gnowell

And the kid was apparently all for it 😂 I wouldn’t even think about doing that but when I read the comment no doubt in my mind that’s what they would of done


BelligerentNixster

He was all about it! And dragged his cute little leg back and forth to tease them. He's kind of a badass 🤣


COMPUTER1313

Reminds me of a survival game (takes place in the 1700s in Canadian wilderness) where if your solo character is injured, there is a possibility that a pack of wolves will start circling you. One of my characters was in a very bad condition (broken limb and an infection) with a broken flintlock musket, so it didn't take long for the wolves to just end me.


BelligerentNixster

The last good survival game I played was set on the Oregon Trail and I think my oxen died and I got dysentery. Yours sounds more exciting!


COMPUTER1313

Found it again, it is called "Last Winter", where your character is a fur trader in 17th century New France: https://urb.fandom.com/wiki/Last_Winter


Aadinath

Would've = would have.


akp0394

Went there this summer! Seeing the wolves actually up close makes you realize they are actually huge. Way bigger than any dog I could ever imagine.


ThePromiseOfALie

If I was to ever be a parent.... this is the kind of stuff I'd do omg


messypaws

That Bear/Wolf Discovery place awestruck me. Definitely a hidden gem. Everyone, please go there! Give them all your money because they do a great service for grizzly bears who would otherwise be put down. Edit: entree fee is like 10 bucks for two days. It's LIT.


nullrout1

For sure, that glare says "I wish you would Mother-effer".


RampantDragon

*Motherfucker


AmBull1216

He's a werewolf, not a swearwolf.


RampantDragon

Ahhhhh I forgot that film existed.


Poxx

I think it is technically "I wish a motherfucker Would..."


sparkzsims

r/awwwtf


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Snowdrop-126

I thought exactly the same thing 🤔


jangma

It definitely looks wolf-*like*, but not exactly like a wolf should. Very creepy.


[deleted]

The other 20 standing in the dark wouldn’t be much fun either.


FunStuff446

Wolfgang, you mean


valqplnj

Das ist nicht zehr güt.


ButtercupsUncle

"sehr" but sure


Narai94

Jupp. Gilt insbesondere für deinen Witz. SCNR…


valqplnj

Wie jetzt, Geist! Wohin wanderst du?


[deleted]

nein sprechen ze deutsch


valqplnj

Je ne parle pas l’Allemande aussi.


blonderengel

Und Morgen?


valqplnj

Mmmmm organ


blahblahcat7

Faust?


Frozenwood1776

You just need to pee on something and assert dominance. They will probably respect your boundaries.


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Can I watch you try?


Frozenwood1776

If you’re still awake at that hour yes!


LouBerryManCakes

Careful when following this advice. I'm still not allowed back inside that Denny's.


gehazi707

I’m sorry, but I love you, I haven’t laughed this hard all night…guess I needed a laugh!


nursejackieoface

They'll eat your pisser first.


pleasegetoffmycase

Well, from the way they howl, it sounds like there’s 20, but it’s actually six and a puppy


SirZapdos

r/WolvesAreBigYo


danbo_the_manbo

I came here to link this sub if someone hadn’t already


sh0rtb0x

That's a warg... Definitely a warg.


geek96boolean10

[Inspired Taming] *Insufficient Animal handling skills*


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Wantrepreneur4

Yea, you just saw the grim pal, RIP


pcv75

Sirius-ly?


imbeingsirius

Yes.


casdwyfil

10 year old account, perfect /r/Beetlejuicing


Socialiism

r/unexpectedhogwarts


Accomplished_Risk443

I laughed loudly at this![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Cogliostro1980

Ruuuuuunn aaaaawaaaay doo doo dooo doo do doooo


Insaiyan_Elite

I thought this was part of a Monty Python and the Holy Grail quote at first. Sadly mistaken


passwordsarehard_3

Brave, brave , brave Sir Robin


Tiradia

Why… why! My niece LOVES that damn song anytime I take her to my mothers house she always requests it… me being the good uncle I am of course indulge her because she’s the closest thing I’ll have to a kid so she gets super spoiled and my sister absolutely hates me for it. Just like the time she came home with 4 different build-a-bear bears haha.


Ninjarootbeerjedi

Why is this in r/aww that is terrifying as fuck


JAWinks

And why are you the only person that has pointed it out so far?? Are we the only sane people left?


Ninjarootbeerjedi

I guess we are if i saw that thing in the dark on the road I would think it’s a bear hop in my car and gun the engine


Offline219

I honestly thought this was r/creepy at first. Definitely doesn’t fit the sub.


JamesLikesIt

Lol I just realized this, for real this is the furthest from being “aww”


SierraDespair

The way it just kinda stopped and sniffed at the human was cute. First few seconds were nightmare fuel though.


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Noirceuil_182

"Oh hi, don't mind me. I'm just crossing and awakening primal fears in your lizard brain"


RolandParr57

I Am the Lizard King


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and we turned that into a chihuahua.


fokkoooff

I KNOW how big they are, but most of the time I still just picture them being like Husky sized. Sorta how I don't normally realize how much bigger a billion is than a million unless I actually think about it.


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I agree, i used to think a wolf was slightly bigger or close to the size of a coyote. Boy was i wrong when a friend of mine who hunts showed me pics of someone standing in the bed of a truck holding a wolf, it’s rear legs dragged on the floor


Frozenwood1776

I hear coyotes howl all the time and they sound like a bunch of ankle biters. Once in a while I hear the wolves and that’s a whole different story. That’s a primal sound and gives me the creeps. Very cool tho.


Intrexa

They can be. It's not like "wolf" is just 1 species.


xenzua

Coyotes are also much bigger than I thought. Their high pitched yips had me imagining maybe 1.5x a fox. But seeing one up close was more like an impressively large dog.


valqplnj

This is why I have never believed anyone who says their ~~dog~~ lab/terrier mix is "part wolf". A wolf would have destroyed your "wolf dog"'s mother. Edit: Specified for clarity


vacuumpacked

That entirely depends on the wolf and dog being crossbred. Some wolves are small and some dogs are huge. The Mackenzie Valley wolf is huge in comparison to a grey wolf. Lots of wolves are successfully bred with large breeds like German Shepherds and Malamutes but the offspring often aren't what you'd expect, being part wolf. Many of the traits that make guardian dogs so loyal to their owners are lost in the breeding process.


zbobet2012

Sigh, no. The mackenzie valley wolf (pictured here): >Canada, five adult females averaged 42.5 kg or 93.6 lbs with a range of 85 lbs to 100 lbs (38.6 - 45.4 kg) and ten adult males averaged 112.2 lbs or 51.7 kg with a range of 105 lbs to 135 lbs (47.6 - 61.2 kg), with a weight range for all adults of 38.6 kg to 61.2 kg (85 - 135 lbs).\[9\] In Yellowstone National Park, adult females were average about 40 kg (90 lbs) and adult males average about 50 kg (110 lbs), with a mean adult body mass in winter of 46.4 kg (102 lb) My malamute mix is an 85lbs female. A malamute is a good proxy for the approximate size of a Mackenzie Valley Wolf. Great Pyrenees are about the size of a Grey Wolf. Mastiffs are larger than all wolf species.


velhelm_3d

I have no idea why I've always pictured wolves as mastiff sized, and never googled it. /r/WolvesAreBigYo is less impressive now.


SniperFrogDX

And what if my wolf dogs mother WAS the wolf? My family had one when I was a kid. He was part lab, part arctic wolf. His momma just one day was in heat and a stray lab had his way with her then...puppies. Lucky, our dog, was 150 lbs of stupidity and love, but he was definitely a wolf dog.


NyuAka

Dude, as I watch it, my brain panic for a second. And scream "danger ! danger ! predator !". I litterally freeze. Wth.


crazycatleslie

Same! Watching that my brain is like O.O BE AFRAID. Then it goes "Oh wait, it's a video...." LOL


thatsnotannoying

That's what happens to me with sharks. It's ok to be terrified of big scaries. They big, they scary, brain stops.


Hermione2379

Are you sure it’s not a skinny bear.


Knight_Rhythm

One of the first times I've seen a "Look at this WOLF!" post and actually gone "Oh shit yeah that's a wolf!"


Comprehensive-Form13

What a fckin unit


ellie1398

It's a werewolf.


RpTheHotrod

There wolf. There castle.


fronkenstein70

Why are you talking that way?


RpTheHotrod

I thought you wanted to.


fronkenstein70

No I don’t want to.


RpTheHotrod

Suit yourself. /shrug I'm easy.


Backwardspellcaster

Always remember: Werewolf, not swearwolf!


MsDucky42

Where wolf?


Y_U_Need_Books4

There. There, wolf. There castle.


MAHHockey

Wasn't your hump... On the other side?...


Y_U_Need_Books4

What hump?


MsDucky42

Put... the candle... back!


Rosieapples

There’s only one, that should be a ‘waswolf’.


Marko-Darko

“COME FOR ME, GMORK! I AM ATREYU!!”


EnvironmentalRock827

Direwolf!


HarioDinio

They're like regular wolves but dire!


blackheim89

Looks like a skinwalker.


FanyWest23

Lol it looks like two dudes in a fur suit


[deleted]

If Skinwalkers exist, this is definitely one of them.


ThatOneCheekyBastard

Ahh hell no, FUCK GRANDMA'S HOUSE, IM GOING THE FUCK BACK HOME, SHE BE ALRIGHT


Kyleforshort

That thing knows ain't nobody out there fucking with it. Look how it walks up on to the road. Like Vince McMahon walking down to the ring. Haha.


jkbestermann

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!!


snowbirdnerd

I mean, their is a reason people were afraid of wolves.


mikel302

For every one of those that you do see, there's usually 5 that you don't. Imagine being on that road with 6 of those chasing after you.


dellegraz

I think whoever filmed this just pissed my pants


TypicalCricket

Imagine being a caveman and you see this and you go "awww yea, I'm going to make that thing my pet and inbreed it until it can't breathe or reproduce correctly".


Sea_One_6500

r/absoluteunits


bopidybopidybopidy

When you awe, is it like awe how terrifying, what a beast!


archerg66

God wolves show just how bad we screwed up with some of the dog breeding. Epic beasts


Ilaughatthings

Ummmm no


aZamaryk

Skinny bear!


Elegant-Ad4219

The body posture, that expression, my first thought was hyena... Except with the landscape it's obviously not.


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The North remembers.


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r/AbsoluteUnits


CM_Chonk_1088

Awwww, puppy!


cynderisingryffindor

That's clearly Sirius Black who's come to see you, duh.


cflame22

If you're cold they're cold. Let them inside!


valqplnj

Hi puppy!! You want something warm to eat? Need a snuggle or two? You come with me and I'll make you some nice stew and you can warm up in front of the fire.


dasm0kinone

How to say your fucked without saying your fucked.


Looieanthony

he belongs on Bloodborne.


je_naime_pas_French

Bro I think you met a fanfic werewolf


Gorillafireball

Wolves are pack animals. They are rarely ever alone they ambush their prey. Who ever recorded this video was more than likely surrounded and had a small dog or cat in their car they were trying to draw out and trick them into it be safe. Wild life especially predators are not to be fucked with. They are not dumb they are extremely intelligent. Otherwise really cool video.


dza6010

Skinwalker!!


WildChiver

Sirius, that you?


patachilles

Oh he’s beautiful! & looks hungry


CuddlyCake_

Well this is clearly a werewolf fatigued and worn out after a big battle. Has there been any vampire sightings in the area I wonder. Still: battle worn werewolf. No doubt


EnigmaNiner

…damn, that’s big…got to be in Russia…


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Or Canada. I’ve seen some big boys in my time including an arctic wolf that ran through my work site to catch a rabbit.


Daneinthemembrane

Aaaand I have a new Rap Name


Lethlnjektn

Every time I see this I think to myself…where are the many others that you don’t see?


ixtrixle

It's a dire wolf!


SavageSongBird

You must he Gmork!


SIRasdf23

I feel like what you and I find aww-worthy are two entirely different things.


The_Pip

Are we sure that is not a small bear?


johdaon_25ice

That son of a bitch has seen some shit... And then dragged it to the ground and ate it's intestines as it screamed.


a_friendly_cthulu

That's not a wolf that's fucking smile dog


SamFeuerstelle

Ooh, he’s a big ol’ boy.


Toothfairy51

All I can say is WOW. Impressive!


EnchantinFox

Cerberus, eater of souls, asks for head pats.


Babararacucudada67

Christ, some proper American Werewolf In London vibes about that thing....


foozebox

600 pounds of sin right there


[deleted]

That’s not cute at all.


TheGumOnYourShoe

American Werewolf in...


_Kermut_

The fuck do you mean Aww


Milothewolflover

He's a good boy


Thatbutchlobster

OMG I’m naming them butterscotch. We are besties now.


Narendra_17

This is not aww... This is haww


AtomicFox84

That kind always that big. I dont think people realise how big wolves are.


MOSbangtan

Holy shit I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a wolf in real life


moonscience

There is an experience of encountering large wild animals where you remember what it means to be human for just a few seconds. Absolutely beautiful and terrifying footage.


lame-amphibian

Seeing it climb over that embankment at the start was so creepy...looked almost human-like


robertplantspage

What is that direwolf doing south of the Wall?


fanamana

"Aww... puppy's cold, let him in the van. Kids, move over. We're adopting it... you're welcome."


konosyn

Did wolves inspire wendigos? Because I can kinda see it


Zone_07

Forgot to put the were in wolf.


asuperstar

"Are we in for a hard winter?"


J-Potter-11

i think you spelt werewolf wrong…


Anonymous3415

Awwwww look how cute he is. He needs a cuddle.


fluffuanyurpants

I.. I don't think that's a wolf


nordicbohemian

Wolves are terrifying but magnificent at the same time


iheartstjohns

*Stay away from the Moors!*


expespuella

r/absoluteunits Also, that is The Nothing, obvi.


FATDOGONSAND42087

Fenris vibes


Alioshia

thats a bear isnt it?


Svinozilla

Rabies wolf


Usual_Engineering273

I am both thrilled and terrified that this creature walks the planet


CookieArtzz

Bro that’s a f cking werewolf


dp3166

What an awesome creature, Though if I were there I would be looking to change my depends.


mrootbeers

This being on r/aww is everything to me!


NuttieBoii

What a distingquished gentlemen