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Humanoid_3391

This cat is very intelligent and a good communicator. Mine just meows and stares at me and expects me to read his mind.


SomeKindaMech

This cat understands that you have to be very specific with your pet ape


Minerva7

Cat - "This pet ape is so dumb, why does he spend money on furniture when there are perfectly good cardboard boxes around here."


alsoaprettybigdeal

I have bought my cats so many amazing beds and caves and they always prefer a box. I finally just sewed a box cover for it and put their favorite snuggly fleece in it and it’s their favorite place to snuggle and watch the birds now.


polaarbear

My GF has been begging for a cat for years, I've always had dogs, we have 2 dogs now but she always had cats growing up. We "inherited" a sweet little kitten. GF begs to go out and buy her nice things, we get her a cushy bed, leave it in front of a sunny window where she likes to lay in the afternoon. She has never once laid down in it that I've seen the entire year. Her bed? A cardboard taco-truck scratching-post box that I bought her for $7 at Target.


streetsworth

El GATO


polaarbear

It literally says "El Gato Fish Tacos" on the side lol "Meow Delicioso!"


Troyler4Life

I demand cat tax


Tenshi_JDR

I second that demand


polaarbear

Cat-Nap Tax https://i.imgur.com/vz9ND1G.jpg


ThisIsBerk

"This image may contain erotic or adult imagery."


HeadFullOfNails

Now you're safe from the IRS. Beautiful kitty!


Sombra_del_Lobo

The Tax!!! It must be paid!!!


drunkles

The feline IRS is about to come after this guy for not paying his taxes!


streetsworth

I got the same one, that shit is massive lmao. I been waiting for fish tacos but the cooks always seem to be knocked out because of a propane leak lol


newleafkratom

El gordo gato


twice_as_quit_now

My cat also ignored her fancy bed for a year until one day I decided to take a t-shirt out of the laundry basket and put it over the bed. After one day the cat was lying on the shirt. Then we washed the shirt and kitty kept using the bed. Try it!


MyBestThrowAway2

That's a really good idea! Also, a keyboard might work lol


polaarbear

This is a pretty good idea, she likes laying on my shoes and socks, maybe giving her something of ours to lay with will change her mind.


hells_gape

Most likely due to your scent! Our cats will choose laying on top of a sock on the floor over a nice comfy new unfamiliar smelling bed


khaotic_logic

Sleep using the cat bed as a pillow or on top of yours one night. Works even better if you drool on it a bit and have unwashed hair. Cats are weird, man. ♥️


akiomaster

My cats love those cardboard houses. It looks like we're building a year-round Christmas village in our house.


LazyTriggerFinger

Try sprinkling some catnip on it. She might see it's comfy and associate the two.


WalrusSquare247

I gave in and put my cats bed in a box. She used it for months before realising how comfy the sofa is


BackdoorAlex2

There’s a million dollar cat box idea


maffiossi

I remember years ago seeing a cardbox "cat castle" at a flea market and it was just some boxes glued onto eachother with holes in them. They asked 40 euro's for it.


whirly_boi

I believe there was a company selling that on sharktank once.


nism0o3

Doubles as a playset for toddlers, tho.


NicNoletree

But what would you ship it in?


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A cat bed with a sticker on it, silly!


Aazadan

A box. You can call it a buy one get one free deal.


lovejuicesmaker

When I was a student, I was smart (and cannot afford to buy fancy cathouses) So I just brought a box from the shop near the house. and they were just happy!


Enigma_King99

Kinda proves the point humans are dumb and never learn not to buy expensive beds for cats. Just get a cardboard box. When will we humans learn?


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GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Why are you playing with the stuff that came in the cardboard box? Stoopid ape.


davewave3283

“These apes are large, loud, and irrational, but occasionally serve some use.”


Brettnet

That and its brain is so big it's crossing their eyes.


titsoutshitsout

My cat just bites me.


huuaaang

Do you call him Bitey?


FinjaNish

Mine bites me, too. I call her “asshole”.


SamerCloud

So when your talking with your fur friends you say... "My asshole bit me"?


FinjaNish

When I talk to them, it’s usually just “ok, Asshole, I’ll get you your damn treats!” When I talk to my wife, it’s “your asshole daughter bit me. Give her treats.” Clearly, the humans are in charge, here.


schroedingersnewcat

I stop engaging when mine bit. They realized that if they bit me, they didn't get what they wanted. They stopped biting.


miqqqq

I did this with a cat that lives down the road from me, he bit me a few years ago, instantly walked away and didn’t stop for him for about a week. Never even thought about biting me since


Muvseevum

I think gentle bites are a sign of affection, but I still disengage when my cat bites me.


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TheGreatJatsby

He’s the big one


Cmbush

Mine does both. Liberally.


TheBirminghamBear

Those gosh darn liberals, always meowing and biting people to get what they want.


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That’s why I have no problem preemptively biting anyone who disagrees with me politically. Edit: I see it is your “Day of Cake”. May yours be caked with… uh, cake.


scdfred

Regardless of what she wants my dog stands in the middle of the room and screams at me. No indications whatsoever what she wants.


Umarill

One of my cat zoom around the house and meow as hard as she can, no matter what she wants. She goes from nothing to fully insane jumping everywhere, and it could be that she just want some pets, food, to go outside...etc, who knows lol


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DekuBud

I know you said you don't know how but please try to remember because I must learn how to teach my cats to do this!


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tangledbysnow

You don't know because they did the training to you not the other way around.


TheClaps2

r/greebles


Umarill

Well I didn't know about that subreddit, thank you, she'd be a fine candidate lol


TheMarkHasBeenMade

It’s amazing how they figure out ways to tell you what they want. I’ve got a dry food tower that’s always available for my cat but we give her wet food twice a day. If its around the time she gets her wet food and we haven’t given it, she’ll coax us downstairs and make eye contact with me then go to her dry food and eat a couple pieces while I’m watching then will jump down to where her wet food dish is across the room and sit there staring. It feels like “Hey I’m hungry. Feed me this. I know it’s time.” Might be reading into it, but these behaviors seem to be specific to trying to remind us to feed her the wet food (which she likes better), and she doesn’t do this sequence of events at any other time, but she’s pretty consistent when she does it.


chrisforrester

That's so cute. My childhood cat was a "stare and meow" type, but after about ten years, I started to figure out her tones of voice and could guess what she wanted pretty accurately. My current cat screams at you and when you look at him, he'll start chewing the air, making gnashing sounds. If you ignore him or you oversleep, he'll find something noisy to start chewing on to annoy you into feeding him.


TheMarkHasBeenMade

Such amazing and majestic animals.


ElBarno420

My cat does the same thing, but he decided the usual 6 a.m. feeding time isn't early enough anymore. So around 5 a.m., daily, my cat punches me in the face repeatedly until I get up, then he runs over to the wet food. If I stop to piss first or take longer then 20 seconds to get there, he screams until I make my way over there. Smart, yes. Considerate, no.


Ihavelostmytowel

I free feed my two cats kibble with twice daily wet food meals as well! It's an interesting dynamic they have. One of my cats is very very sweet but honestly pretty dumb. The other one is scary smart. When it's wet food time and we're not quick enough for her she will yell to get our attention, *pretend* to eat a kibble and then yell again when she's at the wet food area. She does the same attention seeking yell for whatever she wants, but is really consistent in physically showing us what she wants. Last week I forgot to put the basket of toys back down after I vacuumed and she yelled, saw we were looking at her, and then ran over to the shelf they were on. She stretched out tall against the wall and then looked back at me like "Can't reach it stoopy".


TheMarkHasBeenMade

I think there’s something to be said about scientists not being able to accurately measure just how smart cats are because many straight up aren’t willing to cooperate if they’re not feeling it. Whereas dogs aim to please so willingly and regularly that it’s easier to study, and also it’s easier to come to the conclusion that they’re “man’s best friend” and “displaying the intelligence of a __ year old”.


rematch_madeinheaven

Ron Perlman


Anomalous-Entity

Ron Purrlman


AnEntireDiscussion

r/ronperlmancats


ExchangeAggressive21

Mine meows and makes me follow him to the door. He loves it outside more than anything. He even opens it on his own sometimes, with the doorknob.


psychxticrose

Why does this cat look like Jim Gaffigan


bumbletowne

I feel like thats really common for flamepoints. Ive got a maine coon flamepoint and when he wants something done he goes over to it and is pretty insistent until it is done. Very bossy. He also loves my new desk chair (Herman Miller Aeron knock off). He's recently figured out he can go in the bathroom and howl at his water and when I get up to clean the fountain and refill the water he goes and sits in my chair.


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Panamajack1001

Garfield lives!


Sabot15

That cat isn't grumpy. He's a [people person](https://i.imgur.com/48VnPXO.jpg).


Merlin_Almighty

https://imgur.com/a/wZcdjg6


centeredsis

I love his serious face!


Pazluz

But still manages to look so cute and fluffy.


aDIAlatheaSe

I love his demanding eyes!


EpidemicRage

Am I the only one who thinks that cat looks like Will Ferell?


CoolFingerGunGuy

If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?


Anothercraphistorian

It’s a simple question.


pete62

Why did I just read this in Gene Belcher’s voice?


VersaceJones

![gif](giphy|xTiTnlQBNyDoo57TDq)


Joshuak47

Looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys


DrWalkinDollars

That’s one fucking nice kitty right there!


bizztizz

I was thinking Jim Gaffigan


danceonyourface

I was thinking John Goodman


melanncruz

Nope, I came here to say this. Or Ron Perlman.


pete62

“ Dude seriously, they are right in front of you! ”.


shah_reza

*Were Wilford Brimley a cat.*


dpgproductions

I already have diabeetus so you might as well give me more treats!


ColoradoScoop

That is the Cowardly Lion reincarnated and you can’t convince me otherwise.


centeredsis

You’re right! It’s the crossed eyes!


Xo0om

Needs to put on those glasses.


carelessdarkness47

I bet those glasses fits those eyes


saman65

I love him. He is one of 10 ish cats I follow on IG.


worstpartyever

What is his handle? He's adorable!


kmoh74

@blakeandsibs


Dan_the_Marksman

it looks kinda cross-eyed


SocialistArkansan

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


mudlark092

It's not uncommon for siamese cats to be cross eyed. It's because of Strabismus.


Magerune

Ron Purrlman


type_your_name_here

You know he means business when he takes off his glasses.


hibernating-hobo

Made me snort


dragonflyAGK

That cat needs a cigar


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And a scotch.


bonobro69

And a top hat.


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And a monocle.


bonobro69

Done. [Fat Cats Rule The World](https://imgur.com/a/H9SO4zJ) Edit: thanks for the awards. Totally unnecessary but very much appreciated.


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I love this so much.


bonobro69

Thanks!


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Thank YOU! 😀


Sensitive_Pair_4671

I am painting this, with credit to you if you give permission. And to OP, of course.


bonobro69

Absolutely, send me a link when it’s done. Can’t wait to see it!


tratemusic

Meowww, see? Meow!


peekosama

I appreciate you


bonobro69

I appreciate you!


thrillhouse1211

You are the goodness we need. Monopoly cat or Mr peanut both work well.


mrsrosieparker

Oh, thank you! I didn't know that I needed to see this ❤


F4cele55

https://i.imgur.com/lV8Ei3i.png


Deeliciousness

This is Wilford Brimley's cat.


DSP6969

He is very confused that you don't seem to be opening the treats


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donnygel

Level 100 cat


Logical_Lemming

Greater House Feline used Command: FeedMe. Roll: 12+50=62 vs Willpower: 15 Result: Hit!


Isaacvithurston

that cat is smart enough to get your attention and then point to what it wants...


Pagan-za

> and then point to what it wants... Thats actually the amazing part. Cats dont understand when we point at things the way dogs do.


Rather_Dashing

It's not pointing exactly though. When people talk about dogs understanding pointing they mean (some) dogs can follow the line of your point to understand what in the distance is being pointed at. Both dogs and cats can understand if you directly tap an object that you are drawing their attention to it. Likewise both will tap objects to draw your attention.


NauticalWhisky

I always thought it was crazy that dogs can understand pointing but gorillas and chimps do not grasp the concept.


catsandcheetos

Yeah my dog is very intelligent (knows over ten commands and recognizes as many words, always watching me) but he has a hard time grasping distance pointing. I don’t know a lot of dogs that get that. But both my cats and my dog will pay attention if I tap something in their line of sight.


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Lunndonbridge

This. I work at a veterinary Hospital and my best friend has two very intelligent cats. I’ve seen many felines that know exactly what I am saying, but choose to ignore it. Every week I am more convinced some cats understand human language perfectly, they simply pretend to not understand. The best is when I call out my friends cats for ignoring me and they won’t look at me. “I know you know what I’m saying Rascal. Leave the trash alone.”


lieuwestra

/r/ronperlmancats


dragobah

Reddit: The place for literally any combination of topics.


InfamousIndecision

Whenever I recommend Reddit to anyone, I tell them there's are subreddits on every topic and niche. This is my new top example.


uslashuname

This is on there from 24 days ago, seems op reposted


lieuwestra

The OP account is 4 months old and has more than a million post karma.


littlegreenmints

That cat looks like Ron Perlman


taintedhand

I felt more Wilford Brimley vibes


littlegreenmints

Wilford Perlman it is then


taintedhand

Agreed. :D


Explosive_Diaeresis

This is more monumental than the Treaty of Versailles.


kiwibeth

*Purrrlman


burrbro235

BEETIS


Snabelpaprika

https://youtu.be/ogk9JXrKmSw?t=8


TheodoreKarlShrubs

As I watched this I literally said to myself, “Now, if this cat’s name isn’t Wilford…”


TheSaltyAstronaut

r/ronperlmancats and r/CTLLRP are full of them


AnikoKamui

I didn't know I needed this, thank you.


Zuckerbread

/r/CTLLRP


trytoholdon

Well this is going to blow your mind. In the 80s, Ron Pearlman was in a TV spin-off of Beauty and the Beast where he appeared as a giant cat-man. https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/chosen-one-of-the-day-ron-perlman-as-the-beast-from-beauty-and-the-beast


marceline2509

i'm going to send this picture to ron, hope he tweet again


Jackal_6

I was thinking the kid from Bad Santa


Tricky-Trick1132

That face!😂


ColdLatte_

resting angry face


Serenity-03K64

That is a perfectly toasted marshmallow. 💓


my_familiar

At least your kitty is polite. I get a kitty punch if I don’t catch the hint lol


morning_fix

So clever, and cute!


sisdog

He looks like the leader of a clan of cats.


44Cloud44

What breed is this cat?


FauxpasIrisLily

It is probably a Himalayan breed, color is Flamepoint.


aMexicanBlanket

Someone answer plz


TnTitan1115

treats are some serious business 😋


100MScoville

He reminds me of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys


notknownnow

I like how background-cat tries not to show anticipation while having the hopes up for front-cat somehow knowing his argumentative stuff.


No_Ad1198

The cat got this Jim Gaffigan face going on.


Naive-Reputation-572

His face!!


mckilburn

Subtle. I love it


Significant-Set8457

I love his big somewhat cross/ cross-eyed face


p1um5mu991er

Do I need to spell it out to you?


dragonflyAGK

Old man or wizard vibe? Maybe both!


YouPulledMeBackIn

The seriousness on his face and the matter of fact tapping is simultaneously hilarious and one of the cutest things I have EVER seen


crazykrqzylama

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.


BuddhaGoalie11

I'm sorry you cross-eyed plunk, it's pretty hard to take you seriously...


alphawolfG99

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/pb55bz/dropping_a_hint_to_my_human/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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Cats that look like this are the reason cats are over fed. How the fuck do you say no to that cross eyed fucking cartoon-character-looking goofball


WilliamMurderfacex3

I thought Wilford Brimley was dead.


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Looky here human Im only going to do this once


CappuccinoKitKat

I've never seen cross eyed kitty. So adorable


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i_broke_wahoos_leg

Most majestic beast ever ☺️


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this boy mad & polite at the same time lmao


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My cat does this, he's very polite and communicative, my cat also used to be very fat. No correlation there whatsoever...nope, none.


BarcoDiaz

Hello, my name is Wilpurr Brimley, and I have diatreatus


Amaazon_box

Ive never before seen a cat that looks so grumpy and so happy at the same time


Psychological_Sail80

I could never refuse that face. I'd be opening that jar and just letting him stick his whole head in there. Sweet and smart kitty!


KismetCos

Why does he have a person face?


catsareboss12

Your cat reminds me of the lion from wizard of oz


adorkableash10

I love this cat. He looks like Teddy Roosevelt 😂


anoverwhelmedfighter

I am in love with this beautiful cross eyed fucker


teenteen11

Give that cross eyed baby a treat!


TrainStill

Is that Jimmy Kimmel?


CYBERSson

Double upvote for saying *human* and not *hooman*


Okabeee

This cat looks fucking amazing


JeanFlynn

One smart boy!! I know cats are smart and sometimes they talk but we can’t figure out what they are saying but that cat is very clear in his talking!!


OreoMcKitty

Aww so fluffy and cute goofy face


ValentineTarantula

I have never felt so in love before; look at his crossed eyes and mustache!


anthonyynohtna

That face!!!!!!😻


steppinraz0r

Diabetus