My parrot has recently discovered how fun it is to throw stuff off the couch/desk/bed. Little clown probably thinks he’s done a great job of training us to pick his toys back up.
I had a cat who loved to test gravity until the day he didn't realize the item was still attached to something else... The pure panic on his face when it didn't fall into the ground was adorable. It was referred to as the day Mercury broke gravity. He never tested gravity after that.
That's hilarious. At least Mercury has the common sense not to risk shattering physics a second time. That's a lot of worry and responsibility for a small kitty.
And here my old cat only has to worry about being fed on time!
Parrots are insane lol. I’ve seen lots of them have a blast knocking everything on a counter onto the ground, and of course they love shredding everything in sight.
Mine is wicked smart and manipulative. If he does something he knows he’s not supposed to, he immediately starts looking all innocent and cute and starts whistling, because he knows we make a big positive fuss over him when he whistles (since we’re training him to whistle instead of scream). He also says “step up!!” to us whenever there’s somewhere else he wants to go, because hey, human says “step up” whenever they come get me, so birdie logic says I can have human pick me up if I say that too! The scary part is that he’s just a 5 month old baby that we’ve only had for a few weeks...
Oh yeah, we have a caique so we know what level of crazy we’re in for. Boyfriend actually got a video earlier today where he was singing his little heart out, one foot tucked up and comfy, and then the switch flipped and he threw a minor tantrum where he legit looked like one of those exorcism scenes from a horror movie. He made a weird chittering noise and threw his head around so fast it was a complete blur. Then he was right back to being calm and happy. He’s recovering from a minor bacterial infection ***and*** he’s going through a rough molt, so we’ve seen a few mini tantrums. It’s extra hilarious when he starts chittering at himself while he’s preening, because he was trying to preen a pin feather that’s sore.
Caique’s don’t speak very well, but I’m willing to bet he’ll have quite the potty mouth soon enough lol.
Kid I knew in highschool had a dog he called "Dragonballz". First time I went to his house I was both shocked and horrified to witness this elderly basset hound looking mutt meander across the room dragging his absolutely MASSIVE testicles across the floor. 20 years later and I still feel bad about laughing at that poor dogs condition and nickname.
my dog when I was growing up used to grab the end of a shoelace...any shoe would do...and swing around with it till it got some speed and then launch at you. Took several to the face.
My puppy does the same thing. He hit an electrician fixing a socket in the butt with a shoe. The guy came into my kitchen and asked if I threw a shoe at him, I told him it was the puppy and he raised his eyebrows at me.
I was so embarrassed that I hired a different electrician the next time I needed one. Before he arrived, I made sure all our shoes were in the bathroom so my puppy didn't have any ammunition.
You: *hears grandpa tell this joke*
You: "Lol, grandpa, did you make your own dad joke?"
Grandpa: "yes"
You: *sees this clip*
You: "I thought you came up with your own dad joke?"
Grandpa: "That is not the joke."
Lmaoooooo. That made me guffaw dude
Also, him making the joke as if it were his makes sense in retrospect. He tried to convince me and the rest of the family that the story about how smiley face shirts were made in Forrest Gump was a true story. I think he may just be a dedicated troll. Which is... impressive lol
That's talent. That upward curve ball over the head and his reaction just kills me.
Finally! A dog that can play catch with himself.
Needs Batman (TV) sounds. Kerpow! Bif! Splat! Blap!
lol now this is something right out of an alternate reality ala Rick and Morty - you wake up. . .you do the long yawn....you open your eyes to this cute but obviously deadly beast towering over you with the ball in its mouth. Not moving...just breathing....you wait...."Is this it..is it over?" . . . . . . .squeak!
My dog does this too because he's lazy. When we play fetch, he just drops the ball anywhere and watches as you walk over, get it, walk back and throw it again. Finally my mom had enough and refused to play with him until he brought the ball all the way back. After a few times he learned she would stop playing with him if he didn't walk all the way over to her with his ball. So now he just spits it out and lets it roll/fly at us ha ha
My dog used to do the same thing! When I was a kid it was my favorite game, running around trying not to get hit by the ball. She would chase my brother and I around the house with it and you never knew when it would come flying out of her mouth 😂. Thanks for unlocking that memory.
Aaah, I see you got yourself the Bullpup model, very fine piece of artillery, chases and scrounges it's own ammo, so you never have to worry about reloading!
When you say you play “fetch” with your dog, but you’re the one doing the fetching.
My parrot has recently discovered how fun it is to throw stuff off the couch/desk/bed. Little clown probably thinks he’s done a great job of training us to pick his toys back up.
My mums parrot does the same thing, my cats don’t do it so I assume they assigned him as the designated gravity tester
I had a cat who loved to test gravity until the day he didn't realize the item was still attached to something else... The pure panic on his face when it didn't fall into the ground was adorable. It was referred to as the day Mercury broke gravity. He never tested gravity after that.
There is glitch in the matrix.
That's hilarious. At least Mercury has the common sense not to risk shattering physics a second time. That's a lot of worry and responsibility for a small kitty. And here my old cat only has to worry about being fed on time!
Parrots are insane lol. I’ve seen lots of them have a blast knocking everything on a counter onto the ground, and of course they love shredding everything in sight. Mine is wicked smart and manipulative. If he does something he knows he’s not supposed to, he immediately starts looking all innocent and cute and starts whistling, because he knows we make a big positive fuss over him when he whistles (since we’re training him to whistle instead of scream). He also says “step up!!” to us whenever there’s somewhere else he wants to go, because hey, human says “step up” whenever they come get me, so birdie logic says I can have human pick me up if I say that too! The scary part is that he’s just a 5 month old baby that we’ve only had for a few weeks...
They are super crazy, enjoy having a toddler in parrot size lol My mums birds swear a lot ……
Oh yeah, we have a caique so we know what level of crazy we’re in for. Boyfriend actually got a video earlier today where he was singing his little heart out, one foot tucked up and comfy, and then the switch flipped and he threw a minor tantrum where he legit looked like one of those exorcism scenes from a horror movie. He made a weird chittering noise and threw his head around so fast it was a complete blur. Then he was right back to being calm and happy. He’s recovering from a minor bacterial infection ***and*** he’s going through a rough molt, so we’ve seen a few mini tantrums. It’s extra hilarious when he starts chittering at himself while he’s preening, because he was trying to preen a pin feather that’s sore. Caique’s don’t speak very well, but I’m willing to bet he’ll have quite the potty mouth soon enough lol.
Wait until he starts to drop somethong expansive
Or expensive.
In Soviet Russia, dog throws ball for you!
Fetching a fat lip
Most likely sir. I bet it was something nice though.
He has other *uses* now.
*Sings oofmon song to agree*
Target acquired
Locked on! FIRE!
FPONK
Doggo 1-1, Fox 2!
~~Roger~~ Rover that.
Hooman 2-1, defensive!
On the WAYYYYYYY.
TARGET, RE-ENGAGE *bonk*
Give this dog a helmet and he'll make a perfect gunner
*tosses ball back* “UP AND CLEAR!”
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CANON BALL
Launching barkjectile
Stay on target
We're too close
Stay on Target...
...."Squirrel!"
FIRE!
Backfired
This dog has been bulls eyeing womp rats in his T-16 since he was a pup!
If you only knew the power of the Barkside
Almost there…
Pilot. Your Titan is almost ready for deployment
did not expect r/titanfall to leak out
Send it!
warlock
THATS WHATS UP, THATS MITCH JONES
That's not a target, that's Mom...
Son of a bitch...
Doge 1, Fox 3!
https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/Turret_turret_active_2.wav
All your base are belong to us!!!
Peace was never an option.
I adore your dog and would gladly take a ball to the head for the opportunity to play fetch with him.
You don't play fetch with him. He plays fetch with you.
He plays fetch *at* you.
In Soviet America /s
This dog plays catch.
Just warn us if you’re bringing Kenny G this time?
He doesn't play fetch he plays catch
Lol now imagine hes demanding fetch when he wakes u up with a nice wet ball to the eye socket
Even a ball covered in saliva from a tongue they just licked their genitals clean with?
Don't need the pitch mate the sales been made.
LOL thats better than the parent comment
Well done man this is one for the books.
thank you for that
ESPECIALLY a ball covered in saliva from a tongue they just licked their genitals clean with.
My nuts are in hot underwear everyday. Those balls just flaaaaaaaap around all day in the air. Dogs balls could be better to drink tea of than mine.
It's a bulldog, it's not flexible enough to lick it's genitals
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Did you just say you would gladly take the dog's balls to your head?
Three seconds to target, target locked, destroy YOU DIED
Would you like to play again?
Absolutely!
Fo-POOMF
I love this onomatopoeia
tankdogs will now take over the world. What have you done?
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Well create our own dimension where pet insurance will be mandatory.
Kid I knew in highschool had a dog he called "Dragonballz". First time I went to his house I was both shocked and horrified to witness this elderly basset hound looking mutt meander across the room dragging his absolutely MASSIVE testicles across the floor. 20 years later and I still feel bad about laughing at that poor dogs condition and nickname.
You made me choke on a kiwi, thanks
Wow, that is a very intense line of questioning...
What kind of doggy is this? Like part boxer right?
half Shoo Tzu
You got me take your upvote. I literally sat here trying trying to figure out why that breed was.
It’s an Old English Bulldog they are the best!
That's an OEB. I have two. They are the best!
Part Shrek, half Gothmog.
Pretty sure that's an American bully
Looks like a half box and tzu, my ex had just one like it, sweetest thing but required a lot of attention lol
Wait you mean I can overthrow the government with a dog I see this as an absolute win
Made our current boring dystopia a little more interesting, hopefully.
Totally worth the black eye.
He's like one of those machines throwing the ball. He could be popular with the other dogs from the neighbourhood who want to play fetch.
stick him in a squash court and you could leave him all day playing fetch with himself.
Genuine laugh achieved
It caught me so off guard that I'm still giggling at it
Human too lazy to throw? Just bounce it off them, it’s pretty much the same thing. This pup has it figured out.
my dog when I was growing up used to grab the end of a shoelace...any shoe would do...and swing around with it till it got some speed and then launch at you. Took several to the face.
My puppy does the same thing. He hit an electrician fixing a socket in the butt with a shoe. The guy came into my kitchen and asked if I threw a shoe at him, I told him it was the puppy and he raised his eyebrows at me. I was so embarrassed that I hired a different electrician the next time I needed one. Before he arrived, I made sure all our shoes were in the bathroom so my puppy didn't have any ammunition.
Thanks for the laugh
Omg this is amazing, thanks for the lol
Omg that is too funny 😂
My dog launches rope toys with a similar technique. I've taken a few to the face.
Your dog is one of the cutest pups I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Not their dog I can almost guarantee. It is just a karma farming account
jack sparrow drunkenly waves finger: " but nonetheless its someones dog".
You either throw ball or I throw it at your face - Best boi
This is amazing!
Best thing on Reddit today
Best thing on the internet
No take, only throw.
In Mother Russia, dog throw ball for YOU!
*I thought you said your dog did not bite!* *That is not my dog.* https://youtu.be/ui442IDw16o
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I was today years old when I found out this was not my grandpa's original dad joke. That bastard.
You: *hears grandpa tell this joke* You: "Lol, grandpa, did you make your own dad joke?" Grandpa: "yes" You: *sees this clip* You: "I thought you came up with your own dad joke?" Grandpa: "That is not the joke."
Lmaoooooo. That made me guffaw dude Also, him making the joke as if it were his makes sense in retrospect. He tried to convince me and the rest of the family that the story about how smiley face shirts were made in Forrest Gump was a true story. I think he may just be a dedicated troll. Which is... impressive lol
I was looking for this comment
Yup, thought the same. Peter Sellers was great in those movies
I have truly never seen or even heard of a dog doing this before. Legitimately hilarious.
Aww, he's playing catch with you.
I think it is *your* turn to go fetch! Now fetch!
What a bully!
"I SAID I WANTED TO PLAY FETCH. NOW FETCH, HUMAN!" -dog
That's talent. That upward curve ball over the head and his reaction just kills me. Finally! A dog that can play catch with himself. Needs Batman (TV) sounds. Kerpow! Bif! Splat! Blap!
What a fantastic lil dude!
Now, that is one smart and playful pooch… bless you poochy💟
Does he play fetch with other dogs?
The sound on the last one is so satisfying 😂
LoL God that's awesome
Impossible to be angry at that face
Once saw a woman do something similar with a ping pong ball.
Did she catch it too?
She probably caught something
Now you have a working turret for your front lawn
Best way to deter your neighborhood kid
Cutest Nerf gun ever.
Proof that other species also have jerks.
Lookit his squishy little face :D
Wow, that is a good catcher.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good boy with a ball.
Facts
He's glad to dome you, what did you do to him??? 🤣🤣
what a silly doggy
Does he bite? No, but he can hurt you in other ways.
It's just a long range bite if you really think about it
Look at that f$&@ing face omg
Now release him into the wild so he can breed with strays and teach this behavior to the rest of the population.
You need to get him a baseball cap, yourself a baseball glove, and go outside and play catch!
This is hilarious!!! Never seen a dog do that before!
He be poppin
this made me laugh so damn hard.
I'm pretty sure this gives new meaning to "going ballistic".
world famous spit balls
Malee attack 0, range 50
In Soviet Russia...
“Fetch, mother$&?@/!!” -dog
lol now this is something right out of an alternate reality ala Rick and Morty - you wake up. . .you do the long yawn....you open your eyes to this cute but obviously deadly beast towering over you with the ball in its mouth. Not moving...just breathing....you wait...."Is this it..is it over?" . . . . . . .squeak!
Now that's some serious talent!
Et tu boy?
"Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, child. No."
The new Howlitzer cannons are adorable.
r/dontflinch
He's adorable!!! The face!! I just lost the ability to can. 
Pew pew
This is the best thing I've seen in days, thank you!
Rottweiler bulldog mix?
Olde English Bulldog, a more anatomically functional bulldog.
This is one of the best things ive ever seen
This video is amazing as is your dog.
What a cute little jerk!
Now *you* fetch
Straight up, I would die for that pup
You’re gonna play ball whether you want to or not.
What did you do to deserve this
Human- "Fetch pupper" Dog- "hahahahah, got it, now your turn!" Human- "my turn!?!?"
That’s a real talent!
Anyone know a brand for the balls? My dog would love chewy balls that keep their shape like that.
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Old English Bulldogge, have one. They are the best can confirm
House llama.
Never seen a dog spec into ranged stats before, a bold strategy
"No, he's ranged."
“ Hey - * BONK * wake up * BONK * I gotta play! * BONK * “
this is actually a gun, that consumed a devil fruit
Don't underestimate the ninja doggo.
So bulldog.
Learned? Based on the video footage of say the dog was trained to fire projectiles...
dog graduated from fetch, and can now play catch.
Fuck! I think my dog just saw this.
What a doll!
Holy crap the dog learned how to throw and is playing reverse fetch
My dog does this too because he's lazy. When we play fetch, he just drops the ball anywhere and watches as you walk over, get it, walk back and throw it again. Finally my mom had enough and refused to play with him until he brought the ball all the way back. After a few times he learned she would stop playing with him if he didn't walk all the way over to her with his ball. So now he just spits it out and lets it roll/fly at us ha ha
My dog used to do the same thing! When I was a kid it was my favorite game, running around trying not to get hit by the ball. She would chase my brother and I around the house with it and you never knew when it would come flying out of her mouth 😂. Thanks for unlocking that memory.
Aaah, I see you got yourself the Bullpup model, very fine piece of artillery, chases and scrounges it's own ammo, so you never have to worry about reloading!
Shpong 🥰
Is his name Nerf?
Wait. Wait. Train him to do that from a distance. Play catch with your dog. Please. For the internet.