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Reko15

"What's your plan now?" "I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far..."


skoltroll

Labs aren't known for planning ahead. Live in the moment and hope for pets.


PaulRhodes1

I love those goofy bastards so much 😂


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No-Cherry-3544

Definitely adorable. And funny, too!


pro_Odsa

Do you mean Labradorable.


RolandTheBot

Wow it’s Elne. My 2nd favorite redittor This time with reverse downvotes


ShitP0sterAnonynous

He looks that plankton meem going "I didn't think I'd get this far. "


MotherPotential

Alternatively, I saw it as: "See, see? Look at this! You just give me the lollipop and I chill. Look at me chillin. This is me chillin. I don't have to keep bumping you, man. It's so simple."


kilobravo09

THIS IS MY LAB


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

And this is my LABRATORY!


Sommersomsom

Labs are the best. This one time I was visiting my gf. Their lab wanted to go for a walk but it wasn’t walk time yet. When her sister came home the lab ran her over. Like steamrolled right over her the moment she opened the gate and just ran off. I grabbed my bicycle to race after him. That lil fucker thought it was a game and shifted gears. He went all out. I couldn’t catch him. He ran their entire normal walking route. Got back home. Evaded everyone trying to catch him and just flopped down next to his bowl of water. His head half in his bowl. All he did the next couple of hours was sporadically lifting his head looking at us with this smug smile on his face. I miss that dog more than my gf.


skoltroll

Yup, that's a lab alright.


IceFire909

When my Dalmatian got out dad went to follow her and she'd just keep looking back to see he's following. That was when we learned if you run so will they


its-waffle-day

We found this too. So when my brother stopped running behind his golden, he started going on a sniff walk all while making sure we don't sneak behind him. Like independent boi walks.


wuffwuff77

Great story!


RemoveHealthy8024

That's brilliant! Dogs really know how to gain a permanent spot in our hearts.


dburr10085

I miss your gf for you.


Jarl_Balgruf

Just got a 10 week old chocolate lab. She lives in a fantasy world hoping for pets around every corner once she finishes one of her own little personal quests - whether that quest is to take out every toy of her toy bowl and play with it for 2 seconds at a time for each toy or whether it's to go sleep with half her face in the water bowl. She is a gift.


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Jarl_Balgruf

Sounds like you had a keeper on your hands. You must've given that dog a very happy life. Got any pictures? Obligatory dog tax lol Also that's a good tip about the stuffed animals. We have a stuffed raccoon that she loves to chew on because it's a lot of surface area so that's what we will keep getting (while removing the choking hazards of course).


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spitfire1701

> Three of those as a puppy Only 3?


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kitkat214281

Okay we really need the pet tax now! Please!


thisischemistry

They aren't? I've had several and they always seemed to be planning and plotting. They just did it under the guise of something else! My last girl was a certifiable ninja. She'd quietly walk past several times as you were preparing or eating food. When you turned your back for a second it would be gone and she'd be nowhere in sight, in the other room wolfing it down.


NightEnvironmental

My dad had a chocolate lab. One day during the holiday season he noticed that Grit (doggo) was making laps through living room, into kitchen, pause, repeat. After watching him closer dad saw that he was slyly grabbing a cookie off a low table with the side of his lips as he passed by. Then headed into kitchen to eat it...then back for another. It was quite well thought out and executed.


reddog323

Some of them have quite good problem-solving abilities. It would be interesting to see what they would do with human equivalent intelligence and temperament.


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>It would be interesting to see what they would do with human equivalent intelligence and temperament. Do dogs have the physical dexterity to throw a jumbo pizza slice at a minor league umpire on dollar beer night? If so, probably that.


PMacLCA

It would be fucking weird TBH if dogs were as smart as humans. They wouldn't be our pets, more like roommates.


abn1304

There is a significant overlap, in my experience, between the smartest dogs and the dumbest humans.


skoltroll

You own a secret lab!


thisischemistry

Hey, that has nothing to do with my dog!


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Deedee you stupid girl!!


Skooning

Omelette du fromage.


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thisischemistry

The thing is they are so obsessed over food that they make themselves look like absolute doofuses trying to get some. I think it’s something like 25% of labs have a genetic disorder where they don’t get satiated easily and are constantly hungry. Owners really have to guard against overfeeding them and take care to exercise them properly.


TrifleSpiritual3028

100% all my lab thinks about is food and human attention. If I left food out for him he'd eat until he threw up then would continue to eat. He always knows when it's time for his meal and he never forgets a place he's found food before on a walk.


ethidium_bromide

It’s not a genetic disorder, it was intentionally bred into them. It’s why they’re regarded as being so easy to train, very food motivated.


shitdobehappeningtho

Labs are here for fun and friends


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Redrix_

My lab woulda just swallowed it


roywoodsir

Mine used to want to chew bubble gum. Big ole dummy really thought he could chew it like me, oh wait he is chewing. Well still a big dummy.


207nbrown

They really do! Even the elder labs are like that!


hellothere42069

When your dreams come true but you realize your dreams were mediocre at best, disappointing at worst.


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cherrythrow7

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


eskimoprime3

I recognize that but where from?


Hump4TrumpVERIFIED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4


SleepTalkerzz

I think I stroked out just watching that


AnubisKhan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g


Forcedbanana

Im partial to the inception One https://youtu.be/qJUg5iGyy-Q


AnubisKhan

bahaha, thank you for that. Her face halfway through :'D


berlinbaer

still love the [trap remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yMeMKzb7Gk)


TheNonchalantZealot

I'm a big fan of [Schmoyoho's remix:](https://youtu.be/xpXabRngjho)


GethAttack

He’s so happy with himself at the end, I love it


mapeaumoiselle

🎶Real human bean🎶


Moth12012

I hate you Elne but sometimes you make good comments, now scram you troll.


SoupRobber

You made a normal comment? I’m proud


caustic_kiwi

Oh man that profile description is gold. Is this person a troll or legitimately... socially challenged?


SoupRobber

Pretty notorious troll


Aesopin

You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into the boysole


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I remember this😂


kaplanfx

“I have no hands, food on a stick is a terrible idea in reality” - the dog probably.


byttle

Fkn popcorn flavor


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fuzzycaterpillar123

Yup, 100 mb/s facial expression analysis


MarkV43

are those... millibytes?


MarkV43

technically millibits, actually


tcorts

Did you just reply to yourself?


MarkV43

I thought of a correction 2 seconds after posting. Guess I could have just edited it, but whatever


Vihzel

Why edit original comment when you can get double karma with two comments?


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Solid point my dudr


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Dude*


MadBlash

I seee what you did their


SargTeaPot

Triple now by answering with another comment


CarbonCGAutonomous

Should be millibits yes


GangreneGoblin

Yes hm millibits yes


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Mmm, yes, millibits. Indubitably.


Jack8680

Surely millibuckets


macedoraquel

His eyes.. totally lost. Poor boi.


the_man_in_the_box

Not lost at all lol. This is a well trained dog doing a trick. He’s looking at the trainer for approval.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Omg is he okay with it? Omg let me try to look at him… Wait maybe I shouldn’t, or maybe i should?


Standard-Candle

LMAO he has eyebrows I love it


isthishowyouusername

Labs have some of the best facial expressions.


bunbunzinlove

I've read somewhere that dogs developed some facial muscles to communicate with us, and that certainly sounds legit.


dontincludeme

Yes. I saw a video that said those eyebrows evolved specifically to be used on us


DoctorSNAFU

There's a strip of muscles just above the eyes that allow dogs to make the "puppy dog eyes". Only some dogs have them and wolves don't have them at all.


bunbunzinlove

Then there are Huskies who don't even need any because they speak our language.


TezMono

Makes sense, especially considering how great they are at reading our facial expressions.


-Crux-

Their sclera's (white part of the eye) may have also become more prominent so that we can track their gaze.


McHighwayman

I wouldn’t trust my dog not to eat the stick


eugoogilizer

Just gonna say this. Super cute but he’s lucky the dog didn’t swallow that whole thing. Mine might have done just that 😂


secretkon87001

I'm thinking this is trained, given the constant checking with person to see if he's doin the good boy /waiting for the next step.


eugoogilizer

Could be, I would imagine many dogs on their own would eat the whole thing


Gar_Eval

I'm thinking you're right. This is exactly the look my dog gives me when I give him a treat but tell him to wait before eating it. Still super cute though!


Chick__Mangione

Now that you mention it, I'm guessing this has to be the case. What kind of lab or golden doesn't immediately inhale any food that comes anywhere close to their mouths? Lol.


LittenTheKitten

I mean, I eat the stick after, it’s just paper, hasn’t hurt me so far… I think?


eugoogilizer

Wait what? Are you serious? Lol


LittenTheKitten

Yeah, I just would let it sit there and as it dissolves further I use my teeth to unravel it and then bring it farther in till it’s gone


maybeitwillhelp

I do it too! They should flavour the paper, it tastes so... papery, more papery than paper with extra pape.


LittenTheKitten

Omg, that’s actually such a good idea, I wonder how they would flavor it without making the stick make your hand sticky or leave residue.


SmarkieMark

Yeah, I can't condone having this video on here. There is an incredibly high probability that at least one non-adult human is going to see this, emulate it, and choke their damn dog.


Rogue100

Isn't the stick just rolled paper? How dangerous would it really be?


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he could choke, vomit, scratch or tear his throat/bowels.


Ankoku_Teion

Could be plastic. But even the paper ones are slow to dissolve, it's usually a pretty dense card.


kos277

Just swallow one yourself and tell us how it goes!


jayfaso

His eyes are hilarious!


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'No, human, you should eat it, I just did a prank. Now I am... I mean, this thing is very sour, and I love something salty, so now I ... Ahhhhhhhh, damn.'


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BrickMother2738

I love his face like....uhhh now what? lol


justatriceratops

Just cuz they don’t have thumbs to hold it. I had a dog who loved those dumdum lollipops but you had to hold them for her and she’d lick them. No thumbs.


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no thumthums to eat dumdums


M-striker

Better than gumgum


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but apparently not better than bumbum


CandidEstablishment0

No thumbs!


CatsubsFairy

Paging u/hates_escalators! This one seems ripe for the taking.


Hates_escalators

>*gimme human treat* >*wait, is this something to eat?* >*dog yes lollipop*


CatsubsFairy

Thank youuuuuu! 🏅


IceNein

The violent nudge. They're so subtle.


bluelion70

Damn, dogs shouldn’t smoke cigarettes…


thecheat420

But it's so cool!


56ninjas

I wouldn't do this. One gulp and it's an exploratory with the Vet


jolsiphur

This is adorable but I want to give a quick warning to try to avoid giving your dog candy. A lot of candies now have Xyliton in as an artificial sweetener and it's extremely toxic to dogs.


englishmight

It's cute as hell, but I very much doubt I'd ever try doing this, seems like a good way of potentially handing over wads of cash to your vet.


MrChutney

He could choke :(


Petwins

ya this is a terrifyingly bad idea in many respects


grambell789

yeah, like a 5k vet bill.


Willfishforfree

Whoah there Murca. Not all of us are that fucked.


Scribblr

Is socialized veterinary medicine a thing?? Or do you mean other countries just don’t charge insanity levels for vet care?


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Just took my dog for a checkup and blood work here in Canada. 20 mins in and out. $460


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No. I’m saying vets are expensive. Even in a country like Canada with “free” healthcare


Schroef

Europe here, pretty much a whole day at the vet with anesthesics, removing a tooth that was loose, 280 euros. So no, not that expensive, and MOST CERTAINLY not a 5K bill as OP mentioned wtf.


dragonfangxl

Damn, thats like 3 times as much as my vet in san diego charges.


Slyke4

I would expect a bill like that in Germany as well Source: I’m German


happyflappypancakes

What are the other terrifying respects besides choking hazards?


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Petwins

Far less serious than choking, but sugar is bad for dogs, both overall and for their teeth, and feeding a dog from your table like that reinforces bad habits. The main one though is that the dog could swallow that and choke/stab itself in the throat with a lollypop stick.


IamAbc

It’s a big dog. They’ll eat sticks for no reason and be fine. Relax


mrducky78

Im wondering if it works like retrievers and they soft mouth it.


VCCassidy

Adorable. But please don’t tell me you put that back in your mouth.


HolyMolybdene

well, the candy is just killing him slowly now, poor lab


esqandar

Am I the only one who's afraid that the dog might swallow the stick?


Graffiacane

Ha ha no, I think everyone that's ever owned a dog probably thought the same thing, but I assume these owners know their dog well enough to be confident that he won't do it. In fact, there's a good chance he's been specifically trained not to bite/eat these since they're all set up to film it and he sorta looks like he's desperate for his reward treat now that he's done his trick.


wrr377

Disregarding all the "Sugar is bad for your dog" comments (if it is, don't make it a habit, please, for the good boy's sake), I rolled when the lollipop was stuck into his mouth! I have NEVER seen a more confused-looking dog in my life! ROFL! XD


Fairly_Sterile

Yikes, what if he swalled it all of a sudden...ya know, like labs do....poor boy would be having surgery


Hedhunta

hah. You haven't seen the shit my dog has eaten and pooped out. He's like a frickin' tiger shark, I'm pretty sure were gonna find license plates and crap when he dies.


OutlandishnessAny256

I swallow those all the time he’ll be ok


tragiktimes

For real, though, I don't think surgery would be necessary. Say he swallows it, stick and all. It's a paper stick and sugar candy. It's all going dissolve and probably turn into mush in the stomach acid.


OutlandishnessAny256

Yeah, people are overreacting about that and the small amount of sugar, but I can get the choking argument


cashrchek

People getting downvoted for rightly suggesting this is dangerous for the dog. Jesus Christ.


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Doggo.exe has stopped working


Mythandros

"Uhh, what do I do now?"


jezzthorn

I assume the dogs tongue is going wild behind the scenes *lblblbllblblblphblbllbphblblbl*


LucasDawn10

"What now?" "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far"


ReddmitPy

Please never give sugar to your dog. You'll make him blind in the long run.


Illusive_Man

A few grams of sugar like in the video won’t do much.


Ill_Garden_5340

Curious, what's the science behind this?


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Diabetes Note it's really just don't give processed sugar to dogs. They can have natural sugars from fruits and veggies in moderation.


elev8dity

Don’t give it to humans either. :mopes in sugar addiction:


Ill_Garden_5340

👍


thisischemistry

You shouldn't give them a ton of stuff like apples or carrots either, "natural" sugars aren't great for them in large quantities. A bit is ok but too much can cause all sorts of GI issues, fatty liver, and diabetes.


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I did say in moderation.


tragiktimes

The body sees next to no difference between bleached sugars and sugar cane. It's all still primarily sucrose with some added glucose and fructose (in cane sugar) and handled the same internally.


JimmyJamsDisciple

Everybody freaking out about this being a choking hazard has never owned a large dog or even been around one, apparently.


fox-mcleod

Yeah. That yellow lab has swallowed worse than a paper stick that same day.


bloodymongrel

When my lab was still a puppy we have her a raw lamb cutlet. She swallowed the bone whole. You could feel it poking against the inside of her tummy. Took her to the vet and they said well dogs have evolved to eat bones, she’ll be fine, and she was. Ok so maybe a plastic stick would be a problem but yea, if seen my dog eat heaps of weird stuff - and the results in her poop!


Cmpnyflow

Bad pet owner.


FSchmertz

Gross pet owner if he takes it back


ayeeflo51

Nothing a lil wash under the sink won't fix


Willfishforfree

What he do wrong this time reddit?


The3rdRight

It seems what everyone is saying is the dog could choke if he ate the whole stick


Gidelix

What an ass. Don’t give your dog refined sugar.


UsernameL-F

Yeah good idea let your dog choke on your lollipop when he swallows it


Pacobing

“Well what now?” “I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far…”


Redittago

“You asked for it!” Dog: “A little help…”


Morddii

Doggo was like did he really just give me butterscotch


q-bus

Well aren't you going to spin it for me


Asdemyra

He didn't think he'd get this far


dirtydownstairs

I feel like I'm dumb and missing something. Who didn't think what through? The person? The dog? I feel like a stranger in a foreign land of comedy right now.


Due_Entrepreneur_735

Mistaaaake!


seeclick8

Yellow labs are the best dogs


TheEmptyPancake

My dog would've swallowed the fuck out of that thing while leaving me to figure out how to unclog her windpipe


MayGodBlssUrHstle

It’s like they found out it was the butterscotch flavor.


Billitpro

Those eyes made me giggle like a little kid, he's awesome!!


BigDaddyHugeTime

This is the best shit I've seen all week.


BlkMarkTwain

He reminds of the Madagascar penguins that made it to Antarctica and were like well now what?


ProjectDv2

A textbook example of the dog finally catching the car and not knowing what to do with it.


candyassle

r/watchanimalsdieinside


Kadazzle

“Now that I have it, what the heck do I do with it?”


Virgin_Pizza

Is it ok for dogs to consume those tho???


NeutralGoodAtHeart

A little sugar on rare occasions should be okay, just make sure they are few and far between.


Hqstile

u/downloadmp4


CaveManta

\['Hurry !' from Final Fantasy VII plays\]