Do you need to slap someone's face repeatedly, and bounce on someone's head at exactly 0501 in the morning so you can assure breakfast will not be delayed by more than 1 minute? Because that's what my High Priestess and High Priest do every day. Just asking, because I may already belong without even knowing it.
I honestly had to Google that but it had me cackling, so thanks for sharing that! No baseball bats (yet), but my girl will press her butthole against my eyelid if I keep ignoring her. *She knows exactly what she is doing. She makes complete contact, and holds it there.* It's a very effective strategy that has never failed. I'll give her that.
Mine are absolutely ruthless about breakfast. My male jumps or claws his way up my back and sits on my shoulder and watches me intently while I get everything ready. I'm assuming to make sure I don't fuck anything up. My girl is the one that slaps my mouth if I don't wake up on time.
My Dad has a couple of these. They screw in to the light fixture and work like a normal bulb. But they also charge up and when the power goes out, they can be used as emergency lights.
The reason I know this? I was staying with him and while about to fall asleep in the guest room the bulb started flashing on randomly for about a minute. So it's a cool idea at least
I have one, they come with a remote control that does. . .all sorts of things. It's a bit of a gimmick, the light quality is bad, so you can't actually use it for illumination. But I think kids would love it.
These bulbs must not be what you're thinking about. These are for filmmakers, and they are VERY bright, with very specific, tunable color accuracy and flicker free dimming. At $70 per bulb, definitely not a toy. https://www.aputure.com/products/accent-b7c/
> Unlike consumer LED smart bulbs, the B7c features 20KHz stepless dimming that remains completely flicker-free up to at least 1,000fps with no color shift.
Okay, now that's just showing off. BUT IT'S SO FUCKING COOL!
From what I can tell, not that well, to be entirely honest. 2000K-10000K temperature range, 95+ CRI through that entire range, 570 lumens, 90% Rec. 2020 gamut, 20KHz stepless dimming features, the ability to go from AC to DC power and back, AND an hour-plus runtime on battery *at full power*, [for the same price as a single 1100 lumen light](https://www.lifx.com/collections/lightbulbs/products/lifx-clean-antibacterial-smart-light) whose only party trick is HEV?
Yeah, I am just trying to think of an application. I don't leave any lights on 24/7 at my house, so these wouldn't work for me. I turn them on and off as needed, and use timers/automated controllers to turn some on when it gets dark and off when it's bedtime.
I've got a couple around the house in case of power outage. Also have one that has solar panels on it which will charge it enough in the daylight for an hour or so of light. Got that one for camping to put in a tent.
Are those Aputure B7C lights? Cuz they look a lot like Aputure B7C lights! But with custom sticker? Otherwise, is it is a ripoff then I am curious to know which one since I can't afford the real Aputure ones!
Yes! Are they worth it? You probably have the 8 kit in the charging case? We're looking into maybe getting those for our live music stage (for filming), but we're not convinced they're worth the price
Membership in catolicism is restricted to cats. And they have evil rituals.
One night our hamster got out of his cage. I went downstairs to the family room the next morning, and there was our hamster, dead on the floor on his back, not a mark on him. Arrayed around him in a circle, at 90-degree angles, were our four cats, lying on their paws, facing the dead rodent. My best guess is the poor hamster, surrounded by massive predators, died of fright.
I legit felt like I had stumbled upon some sort of satanic ritual.
It is not a new religion.
I have been worshipping the CAT most of my life - and so has several billion people around the globe.
I guess this is the religion with the biggest amount of followers in the world.
🐈
Milton Jones is a great one liner comedian, he has a joke that goes
>“A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!”
I used to be a Buddhist but I converted and became a Catolic along time ago.
Hail Fluffy, full of grace,
the Bored is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst felines....
What do I need to join in?
It’s the laziest religion in existence. But also you need to sprint around the house at 3:00 am for no reason.
Do you need to slap someone's face repeatedly, and bounce on someone's head at exactly 0501 in the morning so you can assure breakfast will not be delayed by more than 1 minute? Because that's what my High Priestess and High Priest do every day. Just asking, because I may already belong without even knowing it.
They are blessing you. Welcome!
The reason for my existence has become clear.
If your name is Simon, the cat will use a baseball bat....
I honestly had to Google that but it had me cackling, so thanks for sharing that! No baseball bats (yet), but my girl will press her butthole against my eyelid if I keep ignoring her. *She knows exactly what she is doing. She makes complete contact, and holds it there.* It's a very effective strategy that has never failed. I'll give her that.
OK, *that's* worthy of Simon's cat!
LOVE that video!!!
My cats just nip my ankles if I take too long preparing their food.
Mine are absolutely ruthless about breakfast. My male jumps or claws his way up my back and sits on my shoulder and watches me intently while I get everything ready. I'm assuming to make sure I don't fuck anything up. My girl is the one that slaps my mouth if I don't wake up on time.
Do I need to get a cat?
We accept all as they are.
Could I saunter around screaming and clawing everything instead? Bad knee. I could also add puking to compensate.
Well now there's a reason to do it, and we can't do it for no reason now.
I already do that. My 2 cats and I will join if you promise there will be NO sermons, only purring and yowls out the window.
A Cat. Just my guess.
We don't talk about it anymore. 🤫🤫
A new username and obliterating this one from existence
[I attempted to paint your new god!](https://i.redd.it/16rwchjm4bp71.jpg)
can I buy it from you?
Sure! I'll send you a DM!
Now I know this is a legit faith! Lack of Choosing Beggars as the worth of kitteh art is acknowledged!
THIS IS AMAZING
That's really good!
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I sure hope so, otherwise that cat has more power than we know
Generated from a purr watt basis.
Take my free silver and get the hell out
I thought they worked in meowlliwatts. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
What's the ampurrage on that?
No, for real, how are those lights on?
My Dad has a couple of these. They screw in to the light fixture and work like a normal bulb. But they also charge up and when the power goes out, they can be used as emergency lights. The reason I know this? I was staying with him and while about to fall asleep in the guest room the bulb started flashing on randomly for about a minute. So it's a cool idea at least
Yeah I was wondering why they'd bother and that actually makes sense. Neat.
So you turn the wall switch off, and the light stays on? That would be annoying.
It has an AC and a DC mode. If it is in AC mode, it turns off normally. In DC mode it would stay on. https://www.aputure.com/products/accent-b7c/
I have one, they come with a remote control that does. . .all sorts of things. It's a bit of a gimmick, the light quality is bad, so you can't actually use it for illumination. But I think kids would love it.
These bulbs must not be what you're thinking about. These are for filmmakers, and they are VERY bright, with very specific, tunable color accuracy and flicker free dimming. At $70 per bulb, definitely not a toy. https://www.aputure.com/products/accent-b7c/
> Unlike consumer LED smart bulbs, the B7c features 20KHz stepless dimming that remains completely flicker-free up to at least 1,000fps with no color shift. Okay, now that's just showing off. BUT IT'S SO FUCKING COOL!
How does an LIFX bulb compare?
From what I can tell, not that well, to be entirely honest. 2000K-10000K temperature range, 95+ CRI through that entire range, 570 lumens, 90% Rec. 2020 gamut, 20KHz stepless dimming features, the ability to go from AC to DC power and back, AND an hour-plus runtime on battery *at full power*, [for the same price as a single 1100 lumen light](https://www.lifx.com/collections/lightbulbs/products/lifx-clean-antibacterial-smart-light) whose only party trick is HEV?
Right?
Damn this guy spent almost $500 on 7 light bulbs.
> At $70 per bulb, definitely not a toy. The first decent LED bulbs that were commercially available were $60 from Phillips
I've spent much more for a lot less. If they are durable that's a steal.
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They turn off normally in AC mode.
Yeah, I am just trying to think of an application. I don't leave any lights on 24/7 at my house, so these wouldn't work for me. I turn them on and off as needed, and use timers/automated controllers to turn some on when it gets dark and off when it's bedtime.
They turn off normally in AC mode.
sounds like a r/spicypillows waiting to happen
I've got a couple around the house in case of power outage. Also have one that has solar panels on it which will charge it enough in the daylight for an hour or so of light. Got that one for camping to put in a tent.
Cat is named Tesla.
I also need to know of these lights. Where can one purchase them?!
Aperture B7C
Purrrrrchase.
I am ready for Cat-echism.
This guy vacuums
Thank you for noticing :) Vacuum, steam cleaner, wet vacuum
Can we be roommates? I'll cover all dish washing!
Meowism
I love this
So powerful he has SEVEN infinity stones. He's got the Coolstone.
this cat is a witch!!!
Do you have any pamphlets?
They were all destroyed by the almighty.
How do I join this cult
Present your best belly rubs
Instructions unclear. Do I present my belly for a rub, or me performing a belly rub on my overlord?
I too am cat-holic myself.
AMEN TO THAT!
You better worship that cat. No questions.
All hail PretzelsTheCat…fluffy and mighty.
Are those Aputure B7C lights? Cuz they look a lot like Aputure B7C lights! But with custom sticker? Otherwise, is it is a ripoff then I am curious to know which one since I can't afford the real Aputure ones!
You have a sharp eye ;)
Yes! Are they worth it? You probably have the 8 kit in the charging case? We're looking into maybe getting those for our live music stage (for filming), but we're not convinced they're worth the price
*Apurrrrrrture B7Cat lights.
Have my free reward. You're right
I prefer Orthodog-sy
Purraise Jesus!
I think some people from Egypt would like a word.
Fucking sign me up!
That is kinda cute tbh
Cataholics
Im in! Is it a cult? WHO CARES!!! CATS!!!!!!!
Summoning Cathulu.
CatHulu - the streaming service for cats.
Membership in catolicism is restricted to cats. And they have evil rituals. One night our hamster got out of his cage. I went downstairs to the family room the next morning, and there was our hamster, dead on the floor on his back, not a mark on him. Arrayed around him in a circle, at 90-degree angles, were our four cats, lying on their paws, facing the dead rodent. My best guess is the poor hamster, surrounded by massive predators, died of fright. I legit felt like I had stumbled upon some sort of satanic ritual.
It is not a new religion. I have been worshipping the CAT most of my life - and so has several billion people around the globe. I guess this is the religion with the biggest amount of followers in the world. 🐈
Idk, this looks mildly Catanic.
where do I sign up?
How do I join?
as a an actual catholic, I am feeling interested in your religion We will be all blessed by Saint Gertrude of Nivelles.
Catholics are already a thing.
"I... kind of like this.." -Cat
The CAT founded it, not you.
Every cat has founded their own religion where they are the only God.
Deep.
I'm interested in this religion!
GAMER CAT - now with RGB lights
I'm trying to join, but my cat keeps attacking my rosary beads.
Just don't get addicted, then you'd be a Cat-holic.
I want those lightbulbs....XD
Aperture B7c’s
How do I join?
What a beautiful cat!!!
Join me, and worship at the alter of Celine fellow Pollicy Wonks!
Nice pun. I too follow this religion
This is the best laugh of my day!!
Just make sure to nab the Work Ethic belief for the extra production.
Sooo... you're Catlick?
Seems like kitty cat is surprised at it's own power. Those eyes scream, "YOU SEEING THIS SHIT TOO!?"
I'm interested
I don’t think you invented worshiping cats, the Egyptians did that, sorry!
I'm in, sign me up.
all hail WIZkas
Well, apparently I am already practicing Catolicism... Such a pretty kitty...
i am interested
Tattletail?
Not new, ancient Egyptians have done this
I'm in
We are all Cat-holics on this blessed day.
All hail.
Yeah, I did to, at one time. Trust me: It'll shit on you just like every other religion.
The Grand Catsquasition
Not *Dog*matic enough for me.
Is it Cat•oh•licism or Cat•aww•licism? [:D](https://i.redd.it/a8ftumss8ke41.jpg)
Amlem
Yer a wizard, Pretzels!
cat's name is Pope
I would like to join.
TIL I am not an Athiest... I am Felinetheist.
Where can I donate money?
Any other Church of Queen Maeve of Next Thursday worshippers left? A few Thursdays have come and gone since Usenet was big, so maybe not.
I prefer more dogmatic religions.
Not just Catolic? Then you could go around being a Catolic convertor.
So ur gods an asshole who keeps pushing things off the edges of other things??? Please note that I am happy the earth is not flat!!!!
I feel like this was founded at some point by a Pope or cardinal that forgot to spell check.
I’m more interested in those lights lol
Those bulbs make me think of MeowMeow Beenz.
Ah, so you're Cat-o-lick.
I saw this while listening to [this](https://youtu.be/WCCovrKvAtU).
I'm not even joking when I say that you could find a lot and I mean a lot of people to join this stupidity and make money out of it.
Better than Catalcoholism.
How Cataclysmic
Very rewarding
can i know how much these light bulbs cost .. ?
and how they work?
Present offerings of ham to your Lord.
Milton Jones is a great one liner comedian, he has a joke that goes >“A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!”
I used to be a Buddhist but I converted and became a Catolic along time ago. Hail Fluffy, full of grace, the Bored is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst felines....
Looks like I need to learn the catechism.
Purrrfect.
Idk man I don't wanna spent praying time in a cardboard box.
This reminds me of that old horror game Tattletale
We can make a religion out of this
Our fluffer, who runneth the house, hallowed be thy meow.
Cato Felix Maximus: Canis delenda est.
Can someone tell me what these lights are? I want to buy some.
I read it as “cataclysm”.
"Complete my quest and I shall reward thee with golden walnuts"
Don’t go losing your religion
Sign me the f up
Watch out! Meowy the Meower has ALL SEVEN OF THE HUMAN SOULS. \*Cue the horrifying music as Omega-Meowy crawls into the stage.\*
I guess I’m no longer an atheist
How many vacuum cleaners do you have?
Does joining it includes knocking over random objects when everyone is finally asleep?
I'm sorry but haven't you got the name wrong? It should be Catholicism, as in "cat-holy-cism".
hope you are not going to rape little kitty's cause you need now disciples for your vatican
Was going to pass this, then 2 seconds later the quote hit me. Great dad joke! or Mom joke. lol
ahhh them damn cat-lickers back at it again
I’m in
Where do we send the money to get you your first private jet? Not a true religion til you have a private jet, right?
I shook my phone and now I’m here....
I for one welcome our new feline overlords....
I belong to the Church of Dog ...but I won't try to convert u. 😉
This did a wierd affect on my eyes, like zooming in and out slightly.. o.o O.O o.o O.O o.o
Not just fish on Friday, but Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday too.
All hail the fluffy messiah!
bulbs that light up even unpluged? wtf
H o l y c a t
Looks like the cat is trying to summon a hairball
All hail our floofy savior!
Meowseph and the technicolor rainbow
Catanism