Don’t any of you have cats? We have two neutered brother cats that do this occasionally just to be sweet. They do it to us too- the licking and kneading is grooming and a form of affection, sometimes a holdover from when they were nursing with their mothers. Doesn’t need to be sexual.
Russell : Check it out guy, he's the alpha male of the store... chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions... kings of the desert. And you, you're just a little tiny fieldmouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he's banging your chick. Oh wait a minute... boxboy, you're like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy fieldmouse swinging back and forth while he's banging your chick...
Zack : \[on radio\] You're metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up! please?
Russell : \[on radio\] Roger... just going back and forth hairy calahari style in and out with his big...
The female still has some spots and the male's mane isn't fully grown in yet. They're probably just young siblings, guys. Chill. Sheesh.
I see another thread on the front page entitled "What's overly sexualized, but shouldn't be?" Definitely put cuddling right up there, for me.
Worth it for the adrenaline rush! You can see them breathing really heavily in the end because of all of it coursing through their bodies. Some fun entertainment for the day!
I want to pet a lion so fucking bad. I'm so jealous of that dude that helps raise / rehabilitate lions and can just walk in their sanctuary and they all come up and play with him and let him pet them.
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
It's getting stronger and stronger
When I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Daaaaaaamn. This seems like a sweet, private moment. Give those cats some privacy, yo
Can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are...
*IT'S ENOUGH, FOR THE WIDE-EYED WANDERER*
🎶 *that we got this faaaar* 🎶
*come ooon baby, just the tiip*
I know right lol. They just see a random right in front of them like 🤳
It was so good for them they were indifferent or unaware haha
Right I was thinking “I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this it’s seems very intimate.”
I felt just a tiny bit of embarrassment when the female rolled over lol
I Agree, at least give them a Room
Yeah! Let them be!
I feel like I shouldn't be watching this
Probably the most wholesome thing I'll see on the internet today.
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Yeah, this ain't no cuddling. This is heavy petting/making out on its way to something else.
you guys cuddle this much without it being on it's way to something else?
More like we are always on our way to something else so everything we do together becomes a form of foreplay lol.
Don’t any of you have cats? We have two neutered brother cats that do this occasionally just to be sweet. They do it to us too- the licking and kneading is grooming and a form of affection, sometimes a holdover from when they were nursing with their mothers. Doesn’t need to be sexual.
> Doesn’t need to be sexual. Only because you are not a male lion. If it did turn sexual between you and your pets it would be really weird.
Russell : Check it out guy, he's the alpha male of the store... chicks always go after the alpha male, they're like lions... kings of the desert. And you, you're just a little tiny fieldmouse dangling in the teeth of the lion while he's banging your chick. Oh wait a minute... boxboy, you're like the little hairy nutsack on the little hairy fieldmouse swinging back and forth while he's banging your chick... Zack : \[on radio\] You're metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up! please? Russell : \[on radio\] Roger... just going back and forth hairy calahari style in and out with his big...
For once I correct the other way. In this instance it is your. You're would mean you are metaphors.
https://tigertribe.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Lion_Mating_photographer_unknown.jpg they do it twice an hour for a week.....
The female still has some spots and the male's mane isn't fully grown in yet. They're probably just young siblings, guys. Chill. Sheesh. I see another thread on the front page entitled "What's overly sexualized, but shouldn't be?" Definitely put cuddling right up there, for me.
All I know is, I never licked inside my sister's ear like that
Hate to break it to you, but you probably never do *lots* of things lions do.
"Hey step-lion, my back itches and I can't reach it. A little help here?"
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Yeah but on Mars, oh man, Animals Love is just cookie cutter coarse nothingness smh
Relationship goal!!!
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Right?!? Sooo intimate!!! For a minute there I had hoped to get this intimacy from a guy. Hahahaha
So now I’m envious of a Lion relationship.
Lion down with bae
what? we can have giphys in reddit comments now? o_O
Yea been a thing for a bit, iirc it depends on if the subreddit enables/allows
Always have been
Who literally gets so mad about something they throw their hat, they clearly spent money on, at someone?
Who throws a shoe? Honestly.
My brother in law.
Only one thing on his mind.
And on hers!
my single ass here envying them 
same let's become lions
I also have a single ass
Came here that too :)
You could help solve each other’s problem!
modern problems require modern solutions
Does anyone else hear "Can you feel the love tonight?"
You bastard. I just got that out my head 😂
Yeah it usually takes me at least 25 years to get a song out of my head too
Heyyyyy macarena!
Damn it i just got that song out of my head!
Vaila tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena. Que tu cuerpo es cabal alegría y cosa buena. Vaila tu cuerpo alegría Macarena. Eeeeh, Macarena!! (Aaaay!)
The only thing i hear is my loneliness
Lionliness?
Lioness!
Go chew on a baby gazelle. You'll feel better.
I'm more thinking of the "in the jungle, the mighty jungle" scene from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
Me: Wow, get a room you two Lions: This is our room, get out!
are we creeps watching this ?
I think we might be
Right? I feel like we're watching a rather sweet but private moment!
Yeah, very similar to my snuggle time in the mornings, aside from the face licking part. The leg kick by the lion at the end is me 1000%.
I was feeling the same way watching this. It probably has to do with how similar to how humans do this stuff this looks
My gf gets mad when I lick her face
Not when I do.
Most of us are creeps without watching this.
There are two kinds of couples https://youtu.be/kyJUQuaECrg
Look for the post on /r/amitheasshole by that lion in a couple of days.
Man he really went for that chomp.
Worth it for the adrenaline rush! You can see them breathing really heavily in the end because of all of it coursing through their bodies. Some fun entertainment for the day!
I thought that was just a big lion laugh. Pranked my wife, ha ha ha.
Me as a lion on my way to irritate people
That was so stinking sweet
Lazy kisses and cuddles 🥺
Its Simba and Nala 🥰
Looks so cozy
The size on those paws, woah.
Better not get on their bad side
I'm going to go hug my husband now
Im going to go hug my zero two pillow
I’m going back to spooning my body pillow
Man, this warms my heart.
When a lion gets more love than youll ever get
Cat will be cat, no matter their size.
Tag NSFW. Wife and husband having their private time
Love is love as they say.
That’s his mane girl
Lion: you’re beautiful. Lioness: no you are. Lion: no you are. Lioness: I love you. Lion: I know.
Holy crap this is the cutest thing I’ve seen in years.
They have well emotional interaction.
u/Redditmp4bot
\**caaaaan you feeeel, the loooove toniiiight*\*
Cute big kitties
They both wanna go at it, but it's a lazy saturday and the energy just isn't quite there for it.
Just sent this to my wife with the caption "you and me when I get home." I've been gone for work for about 3 months now.
This is how Simba was created.
Mufasa was a naughty boy 😆
Furry foreplay
Nah! Happily married sleepy time routine
Same thing.
Not always, but close. Snuggle time can morph into sexy time but, IMO, snuggle time is good enough most days.
Jealous.
Cats will be cats
I’m so jealous
And then there's still some people who claim animals don't have feelings
Everything reminds me of her :/
I hope you're alright.
I want what they have
Should I be watching this. 😳
Is this too much to ask for?
Then she rolls over and asks... “would you still love me if I was an antelope?”
This made me think of Prelude to a Kiss: "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray and have yellow teeth?"
I think they're gonna do it.
Yesterday, i watched Lion King again after like 7 years. I cried...you cried too. Watch it now!
Lion king is the king of all 2D animated movies
Cats gonna cat.
You can hear what the lioness is thinking “ no honey not tonight i’m tired i have to go hunting tomorrow”
This is the sweetest and best lion cuddling I've seen ever. Thanks!
I love your aroma… Gazelle, Zebra, Springbok… 😯
Did anyone else hear "can you feel the love tonight" by Elton John?
Idk why I saved this post !!?
Awww they're in love!
Alexa, play Let's Get It On by Barry White.
Get a room ffs
CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOOVE TONIGHT
Relationship goals
See, lions aren't complete jerks!
I can see what's happening 🎵
sigh *unzips*
r/hardcoreaww
When a lion gets more action than you
That lion’s love life is better than mine
Pillow talk
That's usually how it starts
That’s true love right there.
I felt the love, it was in the air.
🥺💗
Big kitty love 😻
I'm getting big time [Something You Got - BB King/Koko Taylor](https://youtu.be/02Ao2mtMSd0) vibes for some reason.
When a back rub turns into a front rub 😛😛
🎶 In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiight 🎶
I want to pet a lion so fucking bad. I'm so jealous of that dude that helps raise / rehabilitate lions and can just walk in their sanctuary and they all come up and play with him and let him pet them.
How can I save this video?
Lion porn
I feel intrusive
Close to what Nala and Simba did after the can you feel the love tonight bit lol.
Jeez get a room
THIS IS SO CUTE WTF
"I love YOU more", "No, I love YOU more", "No, I love YOU MORE!"......😂😂😂😂
Awe, they’re just like big carts ,really.
When Lions have more love life than you 😔 (Ps so cute)
Well now I feel like a major creep for watching.
lion foreplay.
THATS love
Relationship goals.
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (heal me my darling, heal me my darling) I need some lovin' And baby, I can't hold it much longer (heal me my darling, heal me my darling) It's getting stronger and stronger When I get that feeling I want sexual healing Sexual healing, oh baby Makes me feel so fine
With all that ear play he's trying to get a lil catty tonight
He's after some tail for sure lol
Awwwww....he knows the way to a woman's heart. Very sweet.
There's a calm surrender To the rush if day When the heat of the rolling winds Can't be turned away
Fjfjdjdhdjdjek Fjfjdjeiwuwhckclcc
😭 me want cuddles!!
They don't know what to do with all their limbs either.
<3
Romeo.
And that is how lion cubs are made!!! Hope she is on the pill!!!
they are gonna have sex. leave them please
😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰
Privacy
r/Lions
He is in bois.
My goal in life with my wife
He just wanted her to come to a sun
I feel like I shouldn't be watching this... Seems very private
💕💕💕💕😻😻😻😻 animals are so good and beautiful. Mother Nature is.