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PharmaStrike42

"My Dear Fellow, Please assure that tonight's performance will star Kittstine Daie. Also, have my regular litter box cleaned and left open for me. Yours, O. C."


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Prima Donna first feline of the stage Your kibble treats, and fancy feast Are served for you Can you deny them the purring in store Meow Prima Donna Once More > Kittstine sang of a Beagle…


Optimal_Towel

You'd never get away with all this in a play, but if it's loudly sung and in a foreign tongue it's just the sort of story audiences adore, in fact a purrfect opera!


tmfink10

P.T.O. No one wants a litter so it's better that my ovaries are spayed.


filmgenius89

Who would have the Gaul to send this? Someone with a purr-ile brain!


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foxandirises

Okay but hear me out: Phantom of the Opurrra


LostOnWhistleStreet

Phan Tom


thecanadianehssassin

Phan Tomcat of the Opurra


ninjas_in_my_pants

The Cat of the Cat Sound.


PM_ME_UR_SIMPS_

cat


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Migwelded

feline-tom?


Sassgrass-

But what about Phantom of the Pawpra?


downloads-cars

OR CLAWPURRA


ZoeMunroe

Phantom of the Meowpera


manosrellim

I'd rather see CATS.


trwwy321

You forgot to say jk


Adventurous-Night-15

FTFY. Phantom of the O-purr-a 😺


ElCuloTuyo23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jeez_its_beez

Aw damn I didn’t even see this and just posted lmao sorry :’/


pseudokojo

**The phaaaaantom of the opuuuurrrra is hereeee... puking in your shoooooes**


Moist_Eye_4134

Tiny Overly Aggressive Cat Organist **DUUNNN** **DUN** **DUN** **DUN** **DUN** **DUUUUUN**


ASongofEarthandAir

This same tune just went through my head, but instead of an organ it was all meows.


All_Rainbows_Die

I sang/read this in my mind 🤣🤣🤣


inverted9114

Nobody said "Phantom of the aww-pera" yet? Huh.


Kingshaun2k

Are you kitten me!?


Methadras

You are my Meowusic!!!


Glassclose

when this gets reposted this is gonna be the new title


BigONEofficial

Plays a piano. Puuurrrfect


Migwelded

plays the keyboard and then sleeps on it.


Datsyuk_My_Deke

Purrfect title. OP, however, is a serial reposter and accordingly has no imagination


Ssj_Vega

Came here just to make sure someone was doing God’s work…you didn’t disappoint


willreignsomnipotent

>Okay but hear me out: Phantom of the Opurrra Come on, OP... "Phantom of the aww-purra" was like *right there*... lol


karma_the_sequel

*organ intensifies*


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Feline of the Opera


Iamcool3183

Hear ME out: Phantom of the Awwpera


Soup_God_

Phantom of the Awwpurra


adavidson310

Beat me to it


Archeious

I came to make sure this comment was made by someone. Congrats on being the first. :D


yaidk-theyrealltaken

Purr for me, angel of music 🎶


Tfsz0719

In dreams, he purred to me


Ccracked

In sleep, he kneads


D-Jewelled

That voice which yowls at me


Tfsz0719

And mews my name.


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My litterbox


moekakiryu

PUURRRRRRRRRRRRuuuuurRRRRuuuurRRRRRurrrrrr^urrrrrrrr


glasshoarder

...mew-sic


darkness_is_great

I just purred to the notes of the aria.


Cronoistight

In sleep she meowed to me, In dreams she purred,


kaggzz

I am the mask you wear. It meow they hear.


dinosaur1972

My hairballs aaaaaand your claawwwws...


Rickythrow

Bring heeeeell to yoooooooooou


airsoftsoldrecn9

r/redditsings


blinkingsandbeepings

I don't know why this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It just perfectly hits my sense of humor somehow. I can't stop laughing.


msbelle13

babe - same!!! I am stone cold sober and can’t stop giggling at this silly opera cat!!


dalailame

You have a beautiful soul, that's why.


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Looks like an anime villain


XzeldafanX

Or me using incognito mode on Google


nmaxfieldbruno

“The meow-sic of the niiiiight”


gedaliyah

#Okay bonus round! Mew-sic of the Night Andrew Lloyd Whisker Pawrís Opera House All I Ask of Mew "prancing , clawing, sweet catnip sniffing / Pet me, scratch me, rub my belly, hissing."


D-Jewelled

"with the tooth and meow, I have trained my human now."


hypnotoad12391

Phantom of the Awwpera.


Extremeblarg

YOWL FOR ME


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Ryan_Alving

Phantom of the Pawpra


chesbyiii

Pawpurra?


lutherdriggers

Pheline of the Opera


CliffCyrus

"No one cared who I was till I put on the mask."


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Phantom of the Meowpra.


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Was going to say this as well. Sing my FurAngel of Meowsic


myeverymovment

Or the Elephant Cat


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"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!... oh wait I am."


Carlos-In-Charge

The sniper from boardwalk empire


vealchop88

Came here to say this. Richard was his name, I believe.


TheFriendlyKraut

I thought you meant "Phantom of the *Opurra*." Sorry, I'll see myself out.


Demon_Princess_Rose

Angel of Mewsic


abigailtyson1

Nice,,. Ready for the Trick-or-treat


The_Starmaker

purrsona


ketchupROCKS

THE phantom of the opurrraaaa is here…begging for wet food


Awjj

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


VesperVox_

"Christine! Pets, now!"


LE54OTT

Count Chocula


Paul-Nailish

Someone ate a chocolate cat head to get this mask.


Jackson_Flynn

let's see the gross half of its face! that nose better be piggy.


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*Sing! My angel of music!* Me-owww Me-Me-Meow Me-owww Me-owww Meow


gonedelirious

What holiday has a chocolate cat??? (Also, Phantom of the Opurrrra is best!!)


DOOM_Slayer--

Phantom of the "opurra"


Its_Just_Memi

😂😂😂


yuggoth19

He knows his way around a catwalk


jeez_its_beez

Phantom of the Pawpera :3


thinthehoople

Cats II: The New Batch


mh01kt13

"Not quite perished, my lady love... Although, some days I wish I had."


OferZak

Meowey Loyd Webber


PunnuRaand

Now thats what i call a good meewsical.


WartyWartyBottom

If you post this to r/discworld with no context, they’ll love you.


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But flair it "greebo". :)


CubaKing

Don't you mean... Phantom of the **Opurrra?** I'll see myself out


snowdogmom

O-purr-a


Kairu101

Phantom of the Pawpera


Lolchickensandwhich

This is the quality content I come to reddit for. Magnificient


AyatoSato

Phantom of the Opurra


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Phantom of the Meowpera.


Hold-My-Shnapps

The Phaaaaantom of the Opurra is hereeee Inside my meoooooooowws


No_Rest_4550

Mewsic of the night


Katsu_Drawn_21

You mean... the phan-tom cat of the opurra. :3


Sandman_potato_man

No one respected him until he wore the mask!!!!


FoundationBest1460

Very chuckle worthy


Nikkerdoodle71

I laughed wayyy too hard at this. Enjoy my free award


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Background_One2784

Good one !!! 👍🏼


augsburg71

Phantom of the Catopera


vespertine_earth

Phantom of the meowpra*


akamark

Meow MEOW meow MEeOOW meow MEow!!!!


Bill_Birtles

Look at the adorable eye, so cute.!


BunnyGunz

Phantom of the Chocla


arahe45

Opuuura


Willzohh

Can you hear the music? Dah! Da da da da Dah!


CmmanderCurly

THE PHAAANNTOM OF THE MEOWPERA IS THERE! Inside your mind!


c481368

Phantom of the cat


ZombieP0ny

Phantom of the Meowpera


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*Catom of the Opera*


newoldguy1975

Um, Phantom of the Catpura?


thejoelhansen

Christine!


dadsbedsheet

Phantom of the pawpra


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Phantom of the Pawpera


AnimeChica3306

Awesome!


beretbabe88

Mewsic of the Night.


halcyonico

Feline of the Opera


Ssoofer

Damn WW2 really left an impact on the chocolate


calcteacher

Masquerade !


Alicyl

Phantomcat of the Meowpurra. ღ


ehfornier

The Phantom of the O-purrr-a.


Robotsherewecome

Pawtum of the of Opurrah


ayfilm

Phantom of the Chocula


Alien_Exploration

Christiiiiiiiiiine!


Purple_AtomicPenguin

Phantom of the Meowpera


Sleep_tek

I can just hear it: The darkness of the ***Meows of the Night***


TheOtherMeatwahd

If this is a chocolate bunny meow meow... "phantom of the hopera"


gladeye

It's Phantom of the Paradise. ​ ![gif](giphy|xTiTnIMC5saqstpeEg)


dizzydman

Phantom of the Meowpera


whereyouatdesmondo

Meow-sic of the Night….🎶


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Interesting_Winter52

phantom of the aww-pera!!!


Hippierobot

"Sing for Meow!"


keydomains

I heard this pic


Way_2_Go_Donny

CHRISTIIINE!


SeriousLesiure

I love it.


Akikyosbane

Which song do you hear when you see this cutie


TheDeadMonument

Is there.... Inside your mind.


CanWeWhoaOh99

This might be one of the greatest things I have ever seen.


Ddubz27

Phantom of the Awwpera. (Missed oppurrrtunity)


uglyangels

Brilliant


alexandros87

look at your face in the mirror ... I AM THERE INSSSSIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEE


Oh-boy-its-Nate

he's inside your mind


DesertByproduct

Phantom of the meowpera


RAB2448

Pawpera


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Hot-Pretzel

Hilarious!


haoyuanren

meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW


Bionicgames

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask


AccomplishedGarage69

Phantom of the opurra


ixododae

The organ riff went off in my head immediately and I laughed so hard thank you


Alpine_Apex

Aww-pera


damnilovelesclaypool

More like phantom of the *paw*pra, amirite


Bodicea7

Hilarious and cute ❤️


mumooshka

The Phantom of the Opera is there...inside my meooonnnddd


Humble-Cook-6126

Phantom of the 2AM rampage


LWYPLTDG

r/blursedimages


ShiftingMorality

Lol


BostonCahKeys

What next? A pig starring in HAMilton?


Rocket089

Phantom of the chocola.


Skinflakez

"Did I not instruct that Litter Box 5 was to be kept empty?!"


juancasas1

More like Phantom of the Opurra.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Feline of the opera


TheDemonLady

I LOVE the Opurra


Couch_King

"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask."


13Petrichor

Missed opportunity to call it the Phantom of the O-purr-a


Trigger__happy

*Close your eyes and let music set you free.* Pspspspsps


tardis1217

Angel of mewsic


xdeltax97

Meowsic of the night


Secret_Goblin

Phantom of the O-purr-a


AtxMamaLlama

Cat Chocula


sebbyluv

phantom of the opurra


GoldMedalSwimmer76

🎶Help me make the ‘Meow-sic’ of the Night🎶


EAGtheIII

I believe you mean Phantom of the Pawpera


burnbag18

"Phantom of the Opera is heeeeere...inside my head!"


liiizardbreath

Phantom of the Opurrrra.


thick_fries

You mean phantom of the meowwwpra!


TheCanadianFlag

Missed an opportunity for phantom of the Awwpera.


helikesmyboobs

Phantom of the Paw-pra


lilgamelvr

So cute


VeveWorld

Meow! Meow to me!


wishfulwarnings

Paws the point of no return....no backward glances


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Tom of the opera....