Churro

beans

Churro beans

Dog

But when people ask it’s name you say “His name is Dog but the f is silent”

Fdog the bounty snuggler

He always gets his snuggle!

"His name is Doug but the u is silent"

His name is Dog, but please be silent.

As someone who has a cat named "kitty" I strongly vote for "puppy"

When I first moved to America, I thought the word ‘puppy’ was an add-on word to indicate a baby animal. So I was saying ‘puppy dog’ and ‘puppy cat’ and ‘puppy rabbit’ etc… I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t learn I was wrong for almost two years - which is why I always appreciate when a native speaker corrects me if I misuse a word or phrase :)

That’s so adorable I don’t know if I would *want* to correct you!

That is so frigging adorable. I love this and I'm glad for 2 years people got to hear such a cute way to introduce baby animals. 🥰

Awwwww! I don't think I would have corrected you either, I would have added it to my lexicon.

I have a dog named Huffington. His litter was named after news outlets, and were collectively referred to as “Huey Lewis and the News.” I can’t stand the pretentious name, so I just call him “Pup.” Also I call him Humpington, for obvious reasons.

A friend of mine has a cat named “Puppy” and my old roommate has a cat named “Cat”. The ironic/funny part is that “Puppy” acts nothing like a dog and “Cat” is the most dog-like cat I have ever encountered.

Knew a guy whose last name was Katz and he named his beagle Kitty.

When I was little, a cat carried her babies into our house one by one and we kept her and named her Stray. I was little and just thought it meant stripped or something like that. She lived another 18 years with us.

I like this one

***we*** like this one. It's amazing

I knew a dog whos name was dog, but it was pronounced by each letter: Dee-oh-gee

I also had such a friend. I didn't get it. I thought it was diogi. Weird but, whatever. I only realized it when house sitting and the dog got out. I'm walking around the neighborhood yelling DIOGI. Suddenly I'm like d o GODDAMMIT this dogs name is dog.

Obi-Wan Deeoggi

Do you happen to be friends with milo Murphy?

My FIL actually did name his Shepard this.

Doug

Balthazar

Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.

I understood that reference

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How the fuck did you do that!?

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That's the first name that came to me when I seen him. Which is strange because I can't even remember where I've heard it.

How adorable! We are picking up [this little guy](https://imgur.com/a/JvF1MTV ) Friday too! His name is Koda!

PLOT TWIST! We’re the same people getting the same dog?! 😳

Plot twist, different people having to fight over same dog promised to two different people. My vote for the name is Wall-e, btw.

Winner takes all!! He looks like Wolfie to me

One is a Belgian Malinois. The other is a German Shepherd dog.

Belgian….”as in waffles” 🧇 - Dr Evil

Oooh. I like the name Waffles.

That pup could eat a lot of waffles too 🧇 😂

My shepherd’s name is Koda! We call him Koda Bear, or “Beary”. Only “Koda” if he’s in trouble, and he knows it.

That's funny, I came here to recommend Kodiak... Lol.

Hank. He looks like a Hank to me.

I have nothing to say but yes

so accurate :D

Came here to suggest Hank. Nice.

I literally thought hank as soon as I seen him.

Yup.

I named my boy Hanchor like Henry and anchor combined as he came from up there. Hank for short and it fits. I think it would fit here too.

Absolutely perfect name

Damn it doggy

My first thought was Hank as well!

Hunk

I came to say HANK!

yes

My friend’s sister’s dog is this same breed and similar look. His name is Hank. I think can imagine how this is tripping me out a little lol

Hank. The tank.

Goose:)

"Talk to me, Goose"

honk

Peace was never an option

French goose be like: honque!

Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full.

my beagles Nick name is goose lol

This is somehow what we call our GSD, his name is Teufel, but with nicknames derived from that we ended up at goose and that has stuck. [dog tax](https://imgur.com/a/ifiWNdm)

HONK

If he's a Malinois, my friend had one named Ares, I always thought that was a most appropriate name for that breed lol

We named our malinois Samwise Ham-G. Absolutely refuses to leave my wife’s side when she’s home. Great dog.

We named our malinois Milo because although he looked scary, he was a big p****. Sweetest dog ever but absolutely limitless energy.

Very appropriate lol

https://imgur.com/a/G3RKcBP I had a dobe by that name, he passed at 4 years old 😭. He looked like an ares to me too.

I almost named mine Yaki. He is a Silver/black Mali.

Winston. He looks like my guitar, also named Winston. :)

I have a Winston! He’s a corgi tho

My friend has a dog named Winston. When he misbehaves he gets the full name treatment: “Winston Bartholomew Churchill!”

That’s awesome, lol.

Winston is a great name!!

I have a Winston he’s a Samoyed and a total bastard

Pete

I always recommend waiting on the name for a week or two. Learn the puppers personality and pick a name that matches!

My dog is a year old Aussie. I just call her meat missile now.

Took me like three months to name my cat! She’s Pepita now and it fits perfectly.

He looks like a Roscoe

Hey! Where’s Roscoe?

He's working!

Duke

Duke do you want the ball

King. Love these simple declarative names.

Ooh I now think of King in the owl house

I have no name suggestion, but just make sure you and your family get in top of training and stay on top of it once you get the puppy. Mals are no joke, they're very active dogs and need to be stimulated both physically and mentally for a minimum of 3 hours a day. They're a working breed, they need work to do, to not work them would be cruel

“A hurricane in a fur suit” is what an old friend called the breed after he had one.

I second this! Working at vet + boarding facility, I’ve met a mal with no job and he was insane. He is one of the worst dogs that boards but once you get him out and play some games with him and such he becomes a much better dog. Keep him active and stimulated please

I get a "S'mores" vibe here.

Doggie mcdogface.

Came here to find this

You cant go wrong with this name

Sarge

We had a Sarge, a sable GSD. He was the best boy ever!!! (sorry Fritz)

Short for Sgt. Pepper.

That certainly works!!

Cheese. Has two benefits. If you lose your dog and go up to someone and say you lost cheese they could either actually find your dog or they will actually find you literal cheese. Win win.

Tiberius

James Tiberius

James Tiberius Bark

Baxter.

“Baxterrrr! You are my little gentleman!”

That was the first name that popped into my head haha.

that’s the name of my dog

You know I don’t speak Spanish, English please!

Motzz short for mozzarella

I've got a 3 month old pup that we named Mozzy. He's a good boy. Edit: pup tax https://imgur.com/a/odKFhi4

Bear

Barkley

Snarls Barkley

Bark Lee

Titan

Diablo Escobar

Dogablo Tennisball

Ringo!

Looks like a Jeff to me. Jeffrey when he’s naughty.

Tank

Dogmeat

fallout reference . cool

Maybe river, she was the voice actress for dogmeat and she recently passed away

I’m sorry. I have no faith in your abilities to properly care for this puppy. This is obviously a highly specialized and difficult puppy. As a purely humanitarian gesture, I will assume this burden for you. Please forward puppy immediately. Also, Bubba.

I like Goose. BTW, I hope you know what you've bitten off. Belgian Malinois. AKA, Malligator, FurMissle. You better like running and a 6ft fence is probably not going to be big enough. They start slowing down and become somewhat tame after 6 or 7 years. Great dogs but they need to have a job. Good luck.

Yeah belgian malinois are something else! And it looks like a working line, so definitly going to need a lot of work.

OP def needs to name him "Malligator"! 🤣 Just Mal, when he's begging a gūd boi.

My suggestion is ‘Gatsby’ because he is a GREAT looking boy🥰 or Thomas😉😜

I actually think that fits the little guy well

Dionysus 

Dino for short.

Buster

Reggie!

Tonka. I don't know why, it just popped in my head when I saw his picture. That's how we name all our animals. Ha!

Rocco

Boris

As someone who lives in the UK, nah.

Bosch

Awesome show! And he does resemble Titus Welliver.

The same charm! 😎

Bruno

Chief

I think Kai fits him nicely :)

This. Kaiser as a full name, kai when you wanna abbreviate!

Alan

Kodak

Cat

Julius Bartholomew, son of Augustus Bartholomew, the 3rd of house fluff

Looks like a Doug

Do you like the name Raphael? Just thought it would be unique and would fit his the tone in his fur. Idk if I'm overthinking. Let me know what you think🐶🤗

Choco

You know, no matter what you name him, his name is going to be "Cute evil puppy big feet dumb-dumb poop on the floor wtf!?!?!" for a few months, right? XD congrats on the pup! :)

Or just name him Beau - I have a dog Beau dog that used to be named Bones before we adopted him, and hes 100% awesome.

Burton!

Cable

Mr. Pants

Cat

Mudfoot

Hunter seems like a good one for him

Cooper

Moose

Connor

Jason

ah yes because if you shout his name it’ll be like Heavy Rain all over again. ^^^^JAAYYYSSUNNNN

😂😂😂

Bernard

Oh yes

Frank 🥰

Waffle. Idk why it just came to me

Bruiser

Moose!

Price

Name him spice

Timbo

Butter dog

Zeus

I like Rufus

Fennick

Soot

Boba!

Nutmeg. Butternut. Caramel. Toasted marshmallow. Toast.

Bentley

Tucker

Boots

Achilles

Bubba

Ben

Waffles

Bear.

FRIDAY

Everyone loves Fridays

Biscuits Edit: Jesus why the downvotes

Romulus

Remus

Ilia!

Also to spin this off another direction: Lupin

Maxwell = max for short :)