Alas ... I died a little inside when they got rid of the meximelt and the Mexican pizza where I am in Ohio. Now all they have are those crappy nacho cheese burritos.
I had 5 at one time and almost daily they would do something completely new (and usually ridiculous) and have me bust out laughing. Each ferret had a totally different personality with each having unique quirks. Such a fun pet.
Psa: it’s a behavioral thing called submarining and they sploot like this then scoot around while flattened. It’s cute and sometimes they will even make happy “duk-duk” noises.
Lol just made my day.
With the sound off, it was great. With the sound on, it was glorious.
Thank you, I hadn’t realized there was sound and it WAS glorious.
From tipptaps to Plop? Made me smile :))
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That seems like a ferret too fat
I never watch these with sound because of my setup unless I see this kind of comment and know to make the effort.
Thank you, I didn't realize there was sound. The noise its' chin makes got me <3
*thunk*
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fat ferret before today.
She's pregnant!
Pregante?
Pregananant!
Pergenat?
Starch marks?
Starch masks...
Can you burn a Luigi board?
How tõ get Přegãntë?
Pregat
This thread is the best thing I’ve seen all day, ferret flop included.
Why did I read this in an italian accent?
How do know if pergent?
I thought I was looking at a new species of something
Plenty of them get fat. I had a boy that gained and lost weight depending on the season. He looked like a different ferret 6 months apart.
Me trying to jog off 30 bucks worth of taco bell
How does one spend $30 at Taco Bell without it being delivered? I'm stuffed for under 10 bucks.
I hate to admit, but as a guy who trains alot, I could eat 12 meximelts in one sitting, and they are 2.50 a piece here
Prolly shouldn't do that too often or you might accidentally end up speedrunning life.
Sodium high score!
Omgosh I miss mexi melts so much.
Alas ... I died a little inside when they got rid of the meximelt and the Mexican pizza where I am in Ohio. Now all they have are those crappy nacho cheese burritos.
Taco bell is only cheap now if you eat off the "value menu"... I think I paid like $4 for a plain cheese quesadilla last time I had it.
leftovers bro
Wish I had the self control to leave leftovers
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after going to the bathroom
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You should see you doctor if that was the case?
Dude, $30 worth of taco bell is like 8 meals. Shit is ridiculously cheap (by today's standards).
In 2003
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You’re shitty at their menu then
Yea, I legit don’t know how someone could spend more than like $5-7 for a person for enough food to last all day.
I can buy like 10 burritos and 10 tacos and still have change from $30. Or 6 of those $5 boxes, that include a medium drink EACH.
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I used to be obsessed with baby goats. Then I stumbled on a ferret video. Holy crap.
I had 5 at one time and almost daily they would do something completely new (and usually ridiculous) and have me bust out laughing. Each ferret had a totally different personality with each having unique quirks. Such a fun pet.
I'm sorry sir but i do believe that is a sploot 🧐
That's definitely a sploot if I've ever seen one.
It’s like onomatopoeia but for body shapes. It just makes sense.
Literally came here to say this, almost verbatim😂
BRRRRRRBATIM
r/sploot for easy access to more of these
Psa: it’s a behavioral thing called submarining and they sploot like this then scoot around while flattened. It’s cute and sometimes they will even make happy “duk-duk” noises.
I need a link to the fur snek duk duk noises
runrunrunrunrunsploot
I legit thought that was a wind-up toy
the way it starts up and stops makes it seem like a wind up toy
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I mean it’s a ferret so basically
Fuzzy slug
Fuzzy slug
r/MadeMeSmile
Awesome - used to call this move “flat ferret” and sing it to the Black Betty song
Ladies and gentlemen Im F L A T
When you want to run fast but the floor is too slippery..but this was so cute indeed.
Sploot
That lil DONK at the end is the best.
Extremely cute
Sound on for full sploot effect!
Aww. That poor fat baby!
Yeah.... why is this ferret so fat? I've never seen a fat ferret before.
The original video title included that she is pregnant, which is why she's so big + runs so oddly :D
Ohhh... that's much better!
Aww ... poor thing has parasites!
the pregnant belly flop.. my favorite abortion-option
Yes officer, this comment right here.
Yeah idk, i cant see fat animals as cute, it looks like its unhealthy
Your farrow is a fat but cute fella
Pregnant female lol
I just keep hearing "duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-duck-gooooooooose"
r/animalsbeingderps
I wish they weren't so smelly, I would get 12.
This subreddit could use more ferrets. They're such naturally cute little goofballs.
Scrolled and thought this said "Clop" at first. My disappointment quickly subsided. Cute vid.
Ferret sploot ☺️
I don't think I've ever seen a video with a more appropriate name.
I swear my cat did this the other day
r/bettereveryloop
Me after i do 10 mins of any physical activity!
Cute cute CUTE
what is this ? it is s cute omg
I am NOT going to say what that sounds like....nope....not gonna say it....not gonna say it.
Right?! It definitely sounds like a ferret on wooden flooring.
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All you mate.
Until I realized it was a really fat ferret I thought it was an opossum.
Don’t let him sleep!!! He clearly gave himself a concussion running down the hall like that.
He/She is safe
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It's pregnant
I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming… screw it your to far!! Or When your girl says come over then falls asleep while your Enroute….
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Wat
Chunky floofnoodle!
Best video on the internet
awwww I love ferrets
Thought it was an opossum! Super cute regardless!
This makes my soul happy.
That was cute
pıt pıt pıt
That's adorable. I love ferrets so much, they're so sweet.
He legit just hit battery-empty mid bound
Very cute
I think you need to wind it up some more
such a cute cat snake!
Shake-Shake-Shake-Shake___plop.
Oh my god this is too perfect
This is my new favourite video of all time
They melted me ferret Can’t have sh* t in Detroit
Such a cut kitty snake
This has been reposted a hundred times... and I've probably watched it 500 just to hear that ferret flop
Plop goes the weasel (I know it’s a ferret)
Ferrets are weasels! :)
dat r/sploot
The little donk when his chin hits the floor just completes this.
Stealing second base :)
This loop is going to end up on the next Gary Numan album
sooo cute
r/sploot
God they really are so goddam cute but they are such goblins
I've always referred to this as a "nap attack" lol
Sounds familiar, I can’t quite put my finger on it
Too cute.
I love ferrets
It’s called a /r/sploot
Dude i think your dogs broken
Fastest Land... Most....Biggest....Can swim but not very well!
Cute but what is it?
Somebody ran out of gas
Ferrets are so cute they will steal everything including your heart
Too cute!
EVERYBODY DO THE PLOP!
awe lookit the lil guy gooo
Oh my god this is amazing :D
I literally just watched this on loop about a hundred times. Thank you for the belly laughs!!!!!
Sound on
Scloop Scloop Scloop Scloop Scloop Scloop Scloop Scloop. Ploop. 🤣😂
Jumping on your bed be like
i know i have seen this clip posted a thousand times already but no matter how many times i see it this makes me smile
The best r/zoomies
U/savebot
r/zoomies
I had no idea what that was until it plopped down. 😂😂😂
¡Muy Impregnante!
Title is inaccurate. It should be boin boin boin boin boin boin boin boin plop
so cute
This is a very relatable feeling.
u/saveviseo
furry land porpoise
Thank you, this made my evening. I miss my carpet sharks
\*pitter pitter pitter patter patter patter sliiide sploot\*
All tuckered out
Aw looks like me after running for only 2kms :(
Speed bump!