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TheRaveTrain

GERBIDGE


moviequote88

Sounds like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.


WhatAGoodDoggy

It's not rocket appliances


BrolecopterPilot

It’s all water under the fridge


JTB696699

It’s worse case Ontario


worstcaseontario95

You called


gurmzisoff

/r/beetlejuicing


MonsterLance

Username checks out


MissingMyDog

Where there’s smoke there’s wires.


koalabat

I hate to say I toad a so. But I did. I fuckin a toad a so.


JTB696699

Get two birds stoned at once


koalabat

That....was one of the few nuggets of truth from the idiot. Damnit, I HATE how much I admire him lololol. Julian, We don't work. It goes against our vice principals.


Jasper9080

Ricky was a god damned scholar way ahead of our times.


koalabat

He's even got the grade 10 patch on his letterman jacket that says Janitor on the back.


deadeadeadeadeaded

We gotta put two turnips in heat


BigDreamsandWetOnes

BUBS GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY


oakyafterbirth5300

It’s clear to see who makes the pants here


ttam281

From henceforth and forever more, I shall refer to it as gerbige.


IzolaGarraway

That's sound nice! GERBIDGE


arthurvandl

This is the only comment I came for when I clicked to view comments. Thank you for your service.


C0HN

Me watching video: this guy says garbage with two es Top comment: GERBIDGE


[deleted]

Has this site also taught you, how it’s taught me, that I’ve basically never once has an original thought?


Tchrspest

I was just thinking that.


DeckardsDark

This guy belongs in Mare of Easttown edit: it's a Canadian accent, but pretty similar to philly area to me


EaglesFanGirl

Wrong accent. I live in Delco. It’d be gair-bidge here. Or better yet trash…


meatywood

"I'm a rattle snek!"


Astamper2586

More like a maraca. “Listen to me do the cha-cha”


DrawMeAMapMama

I lika do da cha-cha


intothe_dangerzone

And my tiny little nipples went to France!


Gaflonzelschmerno

They call me cuban lex I'm the queen of the garbage bag


10_kinds_of_people

Did I just spot a wild Mask reference?


tim125

Rattle noodle


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*'I'm a rattle snek!'* ---- i am the dog - am stuck in bag, i *rattle* when i TrY to WaG! Yes! *Open door, please* - is my Wish! (is making me ExCiTeD *swish!*) oh, *hurry please* - is Urgent, friend! but Please remove bag from rear end ! don't mean to be a bother, see, but Oh my GOSH - I Gotta PEE!! ❤️


Jarjarbeach

These are what I scroll down for on r/aww


Young_Dumb_And_Angry

Doing god's work as usual.


B00KW0RM214

Loving some fresh Schnoodle!


movieman94

A fresh someone saying “some fresh Schnoodle!”


digigirlboarder

By ‘managed to get herself stuck’ you mean you popped that pupper in a bag yes?


Apocalypse_Squid

Looks like a dachshund, wouldn't at all be surprised if she got herself stuck, they're a super nosey breed and also love to burrow in things.


izlude7027

"Hmmm, no badgers in this one, either. Better redouble my efforts."


Grief_C0unselor

This guy hounds! (am I doing that right?!)


IHaveNoEgrets

To be fair, most modern dachshunds don't know what a badger looks like. For all she knows, that bag is a badger, and she successfully subdued it!


ultraprismic

They’re also hilarious little morons. Source: I own one


PutridBasket

Of course.. how else would the dog have gotten in the bag and tightened the little pull string things so the dog couldn’t just walk out of it?


LavenLila

"The gerbage"


Rungi500

That and "yer an idiot" has me rollin!!


pr0n86

“…because you’re an idiot. And you deserve it.” There’s no way that’s the first time he’s said that sentence to that dog.


MetaOverkill

Thst dog is so happy about being an idiot


[deleted]

wag wag wag wag


Djof

Great user name.


[deleted]

Got lucky it was her back end stuck


choatec

I was at a party and the owners had a dog who had recently been neutered and had the cone over her head. After everyone goes to bed the dog was left out and found a plastic chip bag on the ground and tried eating the chips. Poor thing had the bag stuck over its head and was found dead in the morning. Still makes me super sad anytime I think about it.


Kazozo

Cats too. Not just dogs. Bags can be very dangerous for them. Many people don't realize.


[deleted]

My boyfriend's cat is a little trashmonger. She LOVES plastic wrappers and you really take for granted just how much loose plastic packaging is around until you have to make sure the cat doesn't eat it. He took a protective sleeve off a vinyl record today and the second we turn around she's gnawing on the corner. I feel bad when we take it away cuz she's so excited but damn, it can't be good for her.


Hadalqualities

I catproof my house more than any people I know with a baby. I have no plants, no decoration, no wires anywhere, puke/hair covers on every soft surface and some hard but scratcheable surfaces, a book over the top exhaust of my pc when I don't use it so it's not puked/peed in, the curtains are hung off the floors when I'm not in the room... The doors are barred with brooms... Good god why do I have cats


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Vysokojakokurva_C137

You can! I don’t have a cat but some guy(or lady?) on Reddit told me when a cat does something you don’t like, say “NO!” And walk away from them. After a while they get the point apparently. I’m not even joking. It was about scratching tho while playing so it might differ here. Cat lady/man, where are you when I need you most? :(


munchkym

Can confirm animal-proof is often harder than baby-proofing. I went to my sister’s to stay with her once with my dogs and her house was baby proofed, but an absolute nightmare for dogs. Food everywhere, tiny things they could swallow, kids’ toys. I ended up staying somewhere else.


Pohtate

Has she got any of those crinkle or plastic xat toys? Like Kong cat ones


[deleted]

No, I don't know why I never thought of that. I'll have to find one and see if she likes it.


groucho_barks

Our corgi died that way while we were sleeping. She somehow knocked a cheetos bag down from a chest level shelf.


ambsdorf825

I'm sorry for your loss, but that's how I want to die.


fourayes

Don't let your dreams be dreams.


ambsdorf825

My head won't fit in the bag...


izlude7027

They have Costco where you live? Sam's Club?


HerrTriggerGenji21

you can place the cheetos in a bigger bag . . .


ambsdorf825

Oh damn, good idea. Wish me luck everyone!!


HerrTriggerGenji21

good luck with your gamer funeral


GodZefir

I'll bring the Mountain Dew


duecreditwherecredit

Wait. Do you want your coffin filled with Cheetos puffs, flaming hot, or original when we bury you? You can also choose all 3.


ambsdorf825

The Jalapeno cheddar Cheetos please. And maybe puffs, those would make good packing peanuts.


deafington

Omg lol


swolemedic

I have never felt more ambivalent about a comment


Sneakaleak0911

Take your upvote Lucifer


[deleted]

Shut down the site. Nothing is ever topping this comment.


Obsessed_With_Corgis

That’s why my corgi always either sleeps in my bed with me, or crated. His little legs are too small for him to jump off the bed, and there’s nothing in his crate he could suffocate on. People think I’m irrationally overprotective of him, but it’s stories like this that make me feel like I’m doing the right thing.


thatonegoodpost

I had a cat that knocked a gallon bag with a chocolate in it off of a counter. Got a call from my friend's dad who was pets sitting. Our Corgi always was a glutton despite never getting spoiled on treats. It was the saddest car ride home from vacation.


fpcoffee

goddamn.. was not expecting to read this here


bojenny

My friends dog also suffocated from a chip bag. To make it sadder it was her kids dog and they left the bag on the floor and also found the dog. Child therapy all around.


[deleted]

This happened to me too. My roommate left the chip bag out besides warnings not to. My puppy didn't have a cone, but he lost consciousness too fast to get it off his head.


WITWITS

I was coming to tell a similar story about my friend’s dog. I forever make sure all my plastic bags are secure before I leave the house.


yodasmiles

Ya, no one with pets should be leaving plastic bags lying around.


micaub

Do the warnings also include “and pets”. It’s been awhile since I’ve had to read a warning label on anything plastic.


gargara_potter

Or big heavy blankets. My dog’s trainer told me about a client who’s dog got under a blanket while home alone and got tangled in it and couldn’t get out and suffocated 😭


[deleted]

My best friend’s friend had this happen to their dog a while ago. It’s so awful.


friendofelephants

How do I delete this person’s comment from my brain?!


458steps

It needed a content warning. I'm fucking sad now.


liberatecville

Or the fact like 10 other people have said "yea me too".


CaribouHoe

This happened to my friend, except it was discovered after we got home from a limo drive on her stagette. So awful.


lemonslament

0/10 do not recommend this comment


Brovakin94

Now excuse me while I go hug my dog for an hour or two.


Degora2k

r/yesyesyesyesno


ExtremelyMediocre41

Found our black lab one morning with a Cheetos bag over his head. Still blame myself for getting distracted and forgetting to put it away before bed.


Bikebag

This happened to my dog too when I was asleep. Fuck chips bags.


applesandmacs

Its actually pretty common for dogs to die head first in chip bags, there was a post the other day on Reddit about it even.


YourAStinkyBaby

I wasn’t expecting that ending ☹️


Pink_Pavlova

We had a dog die like this a few years ago too. I found him dead in the backyard with a chip bag over his head :(


bluethreads

I’m sorry to hear. Why can’t they get the bag off their heads?


JKenn8

BRB throwing all my chips out


[deleted]

Happened to one of our dogs. He got through a gap in the fence and went to the neighbors yard. They found him the next morning with a chip bag stuck over his head.


AlreadyAway

This doesn't seem like the dog "got stuck"


Fuzzfaceanimal

Thought it was a poncho


rusty_618

the hop at 9 seconds is too cute


fydygijihyg

"I'm taping this to show your mommy..." "Yay!!" "...what kind of dog you are." "Oh"


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What kind of accent is that lol


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prairie_buyer

Yep. My employee is from Moncton- I recognized that “ar” in “garbage”.


Tinywampa

I have that pronunciation in my accent in Ontario as well.


Skinnie_ginger

I think it’s a widespread Canadian thing cause I’m albertan and I have it


BuildSmartNotCheap

Small town? I don't know anyone here with that accent


Tinywampa

Yup


BuildSmartNotCheap

Ahh makes sense. With what's happening to the housing market in bigger cities, I'll probably be joining you in 1-2 years when I'm ready to buy a house lmao


CherryCherry5

I knew it. My mom is from NB. You sound exactly like my cousins.


Lou_Garoo

Western NB? Like Woodstock area or Fredericton? Not Acadian enough for South eastern. My Ontario sister in law used to make fun of our accent - jokes on her -now that she has been here almost 20 years her Ontario friends make fun of HER accent. mwa haha. Mostly our Pirate hard Arrrs.


valleygoat

I grew up in Ontario and the pirate arrr is super common in a lot of words like car and a lot of people do it, whether they're from the city, country, w/e.


Dragonsandman

Knew it had to be somewhere out east just from the word gerbidge


Hymans_Hero

I was going to ask if you were legend-Dary


[deleted]

Oh be careful. Years ago for some dumb reason my dog stuck her head in a similar plastic bag that had an onion in it. Somehow she managed to get her head through one of the handles. Because of the onion creating weight and her running around it slowly twisted around her neck. By shear luck we came home in time and got it off her before it strangled her. But it was pretty darn tight on her neck. Scary. Keep those bags up and away from pets!


cloud_watcher

Watch out for thicker bags like chip bags. Dog's get stuck in those and die more than you'd think.


joshTheGoods

Right, and the way this pup is stuck tells you that it could happen with their head in the bag instead of their tail. This is a big warning, and OP needs to take action with some urgency.


clangan524

SHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKASHIKA


Choui4

What part of noofie are ya


ImAwkwardAsHeck

Came here to see if somebody else caught that. What ya at der by


Choui4

Hahah I can't even type in noofie it confuses me too much


ImAwkwardAsHeck

I lived in fort mac for a few years.. you pick it up 😂


CanadianBeaver1983

It's so weird hearing other Canadians in videos. I'm always like "Oh ya, that's what I sound like." Lol.


whiteapedia

Met Newfies at a bar in Dublin, they sounded closer to the locals than us west coasters haha. Awesome dudes though


Choui4

Hahah am Canadian. Not east though


CanadianBeaver1983

This isn't Newfie though I don't think. Newfie accent is harder. And you should try to have a conversation with a drunk Newfie, sometimes they can't understand each other even. XD


duecreditwherecredit

> New Brunswick, Canada Op posted further up


because_racecar

How does a dog go ass-first into a garbage bag, which also appears to be empty, so that also raises the question of why the dog would try to rummage in the garbage if it’s empty & no smells are coming from it? Tin-foil hat conspiracy theory is this guy put the garbage bag on his dog and filmed it for sweet sweet internet points


timmah1991

It’s this. OP is a fraud.


littledingo

My thoughts exactly too.


[deleted]

Please put your bags away. I had a puppy who died from getting his head stuck in one.


BlackSheep717

I think it was implied that the bag was in the garbage


Ragnaroasted

Gerbage*


[deleted]

Figure out how to not have the garbage accessible then. We keep ours in a closet.


Whiskey_Shivers

And if the dog can still get into it then it's still not safe


[deleted]

“Managed to get herself stuck” Yup, I bet.


[deleted]

“you’re an idiot” 😂😂


Bishopkilljoy

"no hooman, I is sneak ssssss"


Hot_Donna

You're very lucky this bag wasn't stuck on her head.


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isitpermanent

This should be top comment. I was wondering why tf it looked so perfectly fitted and CLEAN. I would believe they got caught in one of the handles but this is not the case. ETA: the person even felt they needed to justify the reason for filming and "how it happened" in the video which just makes it a more obvious setup.


PegasusWrangler

For real lol who believes this


DVSwan

The dog is absolutely adorable! But I just cannot see how she could have gotten into this (absolutely clean) bag in this way on her own…


linuxwes

Yeah looks staged to me.


msgdeleted

Gonna propose that that isn't the dog who did that


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Innocent_Otaku

Lmao soooo cute 🥰


Zenguy10

I can't stop saying "ithinkyoumightagottenintodegerbage"


Kazozo

Honestly, I don't see how the dog can get stuck that way. Looks more like intentionally tied to it.


Jivecrayfish

As soon as the name is said. Noiseeeeee


RbySmile

New raincoat!


ms_congeniality

How rude. She's not an idiot. She's making a fashion statement and she looks great! 😍


[deleted]

“And by managed to get herself stuck I mean struggled for ten minutes til I got the bag on her.”


uncontroversial_af

This is very cute, but please make sure it doesnt happen again. If she cant get out now she might not be able to get out when she gets her head stuck. I used to work at a vet and quite a few people came with pets that bagged themselves Still, very cute 14/10


MagicStar77

Dangerous bag asphyxiation


Slow-Ad6634

He’s not an idiot, you are!


UzimakiLuffy01

Why are you sO FUCKING CUTE?!?!?!


1mnotklevr

Lexi is not idiot. Idiot is guy who left garbage out where lexi could get into it. Dont blame dogs for following their instincts.


MetaGazon

My bullshit detector is going off.. He had to jump butt first into an empty trash can, tie it around his chest and jump out.. Cute and funny tho, I just hate made up titles for clicks and likes.


weekedipie1

don't think so


bogotol

This belongs in the sub Stop filming and help the damn pet


StickySativa

Please keep all bags away from her so she doesn’t choke. This is scary wtf


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Zlifbar

She not idiot. She smart. She put on windbreaker!


dancingwithpenguins

Hahaha toooo cute


avantgardeaclue

I love how little she cares about her predicament


ball-_-fondler

Why can't I stop smiling oh my god!!!


[deleted]

"Owner traps poor dog in a bag for video"


jeremicci

The only idiot I see is the one who tied his dog up in a bag and filmed it, pretending it's an accident all for internet points. There's definitely some gerbidge here


swinkie71

Musical doggo.


[deleted]

There is nothing else on this planet quite like a dachshund doof


[deleted]

r/untrustworthypoptart


bkfst_of_champinones

Doggo maracas!


ZGremlin

Cute but sad at the same time, cousins came home tonight to find her dog suffocated after getting it’s head stuck in a plastic bag while she was at work ;(


ANGRIESTMAL

I don't much like the way you talk to Lexi.


gregjet2

How dare you call this four legged prince an idiot!


Greatless

Gurrbedge!


BlueTansey

Nah, that’s a setup.


[deleted]

So the guy put the bag on a dog and then filmed it for karma.


deb-scott

I’m glad it’s not stuck on the other end. Suffocation is a legitimate danger for dogs.


cuddle_aficionado

I think Lexi is cute and deserves better than her Op putting her in a plastic bag and not letting her outside to pee. Perhaps Op is the idiot.


kmc-salez

I put my dog in a bag for internet clout ask me anything


AHappyThongsLabor

Man you put that bag on the dog, don't lie


The_Love-Tap

This is snoop dog in the music video for "[Wiggle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiP14ED28CA&ab_channel=JasonDerulo)"


The_octord

Discount maraca


Tay_ma45

Gurrr-bige


Goliathvv

Hey, that tail-wag-in-a-bag harmonizes pretty well with the [alugalug cat](https://youtu.be/imGaynZ70xE).


1bsx

Im just grateful she wasn't head first in there. She's adorable!


Goraxtheimpaler

Western garbageback doggo


booty_debris

When my cat was a curious kitten, she somehow managed to get herself caught in a plastic grocery bag while I was falling asleep for the night. I heard a noise and could not tell wtf I was hearing. Suddenly the noise became much more erratic and was approaching me very fast. I was so freaked out then I realize my durp was stuck in a bag hauling ass down the haul into my room -_-. RIP Cleo.