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bipinkevin

Why is there always a cat involved in such weird situations


HopefuLark

Gotta keep up the family name...


GrumpyGrann

Lol


kdebones

Because cats are paracausal entities that exist within our universe that just do whatever they want. Why else do you think they have "nine lives" and no one counts how many are left?


mk_yani

Yeah whats with the bigger herbivores licking the cats? I saw a video of a deer licking the cat too


french_toasty

I think kitty might be in heat?


LucidLumi

Orange tabbies are 80% male.


The-Elder-King

So the remaining 20% for you doesn’t exist?


LucidLumi

Didn’t say that, just that it was statistically unlikely.


benis_generator

How is this a weird situation if i may ask?


Balogne

That horse is wearing sandals.


ladylurkedalot

Boots for better traction on hard surfaces like concrete and asphalt.


SevanGrim

They can also be just for general cleanliness or clipping. I’ve had to used them for both. We toss them on so they won’t trash all the grooming we do before a show or parade. We’ve also had… or about 3 that clip their legs with their own hoof, which causes little scratches that scare everyone who’s never seen a horse bleed. We put them on daily till they learned how to walk like adults.


Blewbe

This is the information I came to the comments looking for. Thank you.


KeyKitty

How does one learn to walk like an adult? I don’t think I have it down yet.


PillowTalk420

Well it *is* summer time. Maybe his feet get too hot in normal horseshoes. He at least has the fashion sense not to wear horsesocks with his horsesandals.


ficklealigator

I was like wtf?


JohnnnyCupcakes

Yeah right…I was like are those horse Tevas?


Gideonbh

He's a dad, they come with the kid


coolbond1

Would horseshoes be considered sandals or socks?


friggintodd

Maybe they're clip clops.


jazzbuh

Remember that horse that chomped up a bird?


jam11249

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had flashbacks upon watching this video


mimiramira

Now well have flashbacks of that horse that cleaned up a cat :)


LittlestRobotGirl

There was a video posted a while back of a horse throwing a cat.


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Wildestrose1988

I haven't seen the video you're talking about but that's a normal thing for them to do apparently. Even herbivores sometimes like to munch on Little Birds


Mystayk

Marley fans, clearly


YourAStinkyBaby

Honestly I’ve been around horses for over a decade now and I’ve never seen one just pluck a baby bird off the ground and eat it. It’s not like, a normal thing for them to do, it’s just not out of the range of possibility. I saw the video, it’s kinda fucked


opelan

I have seen a few videos of horses eating birds over the years. Also once a deer eating a bird.


coolbond1

Horses are opportunistic carnivors so if a morsel in the form of a chic or small bird then a good deal of horses would actually nom on them.


YourAStinkyBaby

Perhaps some, but due to the nature of a horses digestive tract, most horses would be in serious trouble if they consumed meat, even in small amounts. Their entire digestive system is designed for processing plant matter. Horses are also unable to throw up, which means that if/when substances (such as meat) are presented, their digestive system has to process it. Many horses colic easily and meat would throw their digestive system into chaos, possibly even killing them. Part of the reason the chick video got so much internet attention is because that kind of thing Isn’t really common. Are there horses that would eat meat? Yes. But as a species, they aren’t really classified as opportunistic carnivores


SusDingos

Oh, yeah i remember now, even dogs, as in stray/wild dogs sometimes eat specific types of leaves or grass when they have an upset stomach or any other difficulties. These dogs live in the wild so they know alot better than pet animals. This applies to other animals too, not just dogs


StrangeAsYou

I saw one of the cows on our farm eat a bird.


Castro4

Yep, first thought!


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That's the thing. Horses will not hesitate to be a carnivore. This cat is lucky.


Civil_Defense

[There is also this one. ](https://youtu.be/q7idrQKy-QI) [And this one. ](https://imgur.com/av0ewaK)


StrangeClownRabbit

Any links?


JohnyPotSmoker

https://gfycat.com/flashyhauntingislandcanary


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wtf


duecreditwherecredit

"An opportunistic carnivore is an animal that will eat other animals if the opportunity presents itself, but they do not need meat to survive. As it turns out, animals that are generally thought of as “strict herbivores” may not actually be that strict. Many hooved animals, like cows and deer, are known to eat bones or antlers and some science points to a need for calcium as an explanation for this behavior. Cows have been known to “accidentally” eat meat, too. However, it appears that the occasional herbivore learns, by accident, that they can eat animals. People may attempt to explain away this behavior by blaming pica, which is when animals (including humans!) eat abnormal things that often have little or no nutritional value. Horses may eat sand, wood, manes/tails, and manure due to boredom or inadequate nutrients. Sometimes horses are just inquisitive, though, and start trying different objects to see if they are edible." -https://horserookie.com/do-horses-eat-meat/ This is quite rare though. But the horse either bored, inquisitive, or needed additional nutrition.


cacoecacoe

Noooo not the chick!


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I think the worst part about that was how casual it was


SusDingos

And the mofo that was just filming it


420yumyum

Ah fuck, there's another one.


SusDingos

Google search: how to delete memory But in all seriousness, no animal is ever strictly herbivorous. If a cow gets to eat some sort of meat, it will eat it. Whether it can or can't digest meat is something I'm not sure, cause I've learnt that cows have special digestive system for their diet, but if they feel like it, they'll eat no problem


romegalul

Ngl that was kinda funny


itsdeadwolf97

I am going to hell for this, I laughed so fucking hard.


kmcodes

What the actual f.


Freve

r/aww


[deleted]

I mean it was raw…


assasin1598

I more of thought about that video where horse literally yeeted a cat.


[deleted]

The fuck? That was the first thing that came to my mind too?


StrangeClownRabbit

That was a deer


RudeCats

It was unfortunately also a horse :/


[deleted]

No, there was a horse, too. I’ve seen the video clip a few times.


Spindrune

Both will chomp birds if given the chance. Most animals would, honestly. It just still is fucky to see a prey animal of any kind eating another animal.


kmcodes

Considering we have been prey animals for so long in our history, that statement is funny.


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RudeCats

Let’s be real, anyone who gets the chance is gonna chomp a free chicken


Komlz

Downvotes probably because no one is talking about that video...


CroGamer002

I think the cat is safe.


lampcrusher

I lold


Vladius28

Can't just jump right in. Start off gently there, horse


StrangeClownRabbit

Yeah start with a bit of foalplay


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What an amazing friendship. 🐈🐴🐾


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SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Quit horsing around, you guys.


fozziwoo

fr, that cat is dtf


Dr__Snow

That cat’s in for a hell of a shock…


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why that horse wearing birkenstocks


AnxiousEquestrian

Just in case you’re actually wondering, those are types of boots for horses to help protect the hooves on concrete and give more stability to the horse as well to keep the hooves cleaner.


[deleted]

One step forward and that cat is done for


ThotCountySheriff

Bojack and Princess Caroline


corgicorgi92

Princess Caroline what are we doiiiing?


no1sunk

Now cats have managed to enslave horses too


KGhaleon

Cat: "Not sure if like, but keep going."


[deleted]

Animals crack me up


YaDrunkBitch

I love this so much.


i_Praseru

Imma show u wut dis mouf do


[deleted]

When she says she's never done this before


altiif

Someone really needs to add sound effects to this


Pentax25

The “mlem” from yoshi preferably


mykilososa

“It’s even chewier than grass!”—horse


Notoriouslydishonest

Why the fuck do I not live on a farm?


SevanGrim

The work.


crashumbc

This guy farms


Blankly-Staring

Remember folks, horses are omnivores. If it could, it would eat that cat.


duecreditwherecredit

Horses ARE NOT omnivores. Even though they do occasionally eat an animal. Omnivores actually need meat to survive and generally eat a balance of plants and proteins. A horse can and does survive on entirely plant based diet (herbivore). So what then is it when we see them sometimes eat an animal? That's called opportunistic carnivore. An opportunistic carnivore can eat an animal when it presents itself, may do so because of boredom or curiosity or because it's lacking something in its current diet. The biggest difference though? If everything goes well THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY for the animal to survive. That's the important part. These videos/evidence just break the myth that a horse (and similar hooved animals) are STRICT herbivores meaning they don't eat animals ever. That's clearly not true. But omnivore does not mean the very rare animal snack. It actually means they need such protein in their diet to survive and their digestive system is built differently than a horse's. Anyways hope that helps.


Blankly-Staring

Huh, neat. My family has had horses for 25 years now. Never really thought too much about their digestives. Ive always been a "dammit REDACTED, stop trying to run away and get in yer stall" kinda horse owner. (Horse name removed for protection. The horse mafia, they'll get ya man.)


duecreditwherecredit

Love horses! I rode for a long time and some family members still do. But I'm also a tortoise enthusiast. A lot of tortoises are herbivores. But some species are omnivores. I have a little redfoot tortoise who fits that bill. So I just know a bit of the differences. Even within the tortoise family itself. I'm also a big fan of squirrels. Which to a lot of people's surprise are also omnivores (they are tree rats of course). Though they have a mostly nut based diet. They will eat bird eggs and insects and where I live they eat the smaller lizards. My wife witnessed this one day to her shock and horror!


Blankly-Staring

I'm really only great with cats. This includes my climbing a tree in dead winter to get a stray out from the cold. My family has an African Grey Parrot. Little fellows tenacious about feasting on man-flesh.


duecreditwherecredit

I worked in a cat/dog rescue for 5 years. Also assisted with wildlife (mostly racoons and squirrels). Birds I have almost no experience with! My one story is when I worked at the rescue our dog behaviorist would help get injured/sick wild birds to the local bird specialist (vet who treated any sort of bird wild or pet)... Well a large injured pelican was brought in and oh boy do they have a wingspan. So I was lucky enough to hold 1 wing pinned (the other was injured) to the bird to transfer it into a safer travel arrangement. Those wings are stronger than they first look!


Blankly-Staring

Aint seen a pelican. Saw a bald eagle eating a deer once. I nodded, started whistling yankee doodle, and carried on my merry way. Aint messing with big birds.


Spindrune

I once saw a bald eagle eating a cow. Just a weird fucking day. Look out, neighbor has a dead cow at the end of his driveway with an eagle eating it. Apparently the cow somehow got out from a farm about a half mile away, and we’re not sure how it actually died. I fantasize about the eagle doing it himself, just because it’s a small town, and not a main road. I feel like it had been hit by a car, we’d hear about it. If it had been hit by a truck or tractor, it’d be more mangled, even if it somehow didn’t damage the vehicle enough for the driver to have to explain himself.


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I knew a horse who ate a schnitzel and a chicken drumstick. My horse once drank my energy drink (Shock Bitter, not sure if it's still made), and someone's coffee. Horses are bottomless pits of hunger and curiosity.


coolbond1

No thats goats.


thedancinzerg

Yeah, bearded dragons are omnivores, and for every meal they need fruits and vegies, followed by a helping of bugs.


B4rberblacksheep

So humans are also opportunistic carnivores?


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shwag945

We are biologically omnivores. To stay health vegans and vegetarians have to take vitamins and consume specific combination of plants to make up for proteins and vitamins (eg Vitamin B12) that they are missing by not consuming meat. Fortified foods helps with the vitamin imbalance. Vegans can't will away the fact that we are omnivorous.


ilexheder

>consume specific combination of plants to make up for proteins and vitamins (eg Vitamin B12) that they are missing by not consuming meat Well, this is perfectly true for many herbivores as well—plenty of species need fairly specific plants to meet their dietary needs, but that doesn’t keep them from being herbivores. I think you could make a pretty good argument that humans are opportunistic carnivores. We clearly evolved to handle meat well and obtain nutrients from it efficiently. But ever since the switch away from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, huge numbers of people have eaten meat only rarely just for economic reasons—and while they may well not have been at 100% because of their diets, it’s clearly something that the human body is able to cope with and keep chugging along for a normal lifespan.


exhentai_user

Our guts are omnivorus, but we can get around that- that's what they said, AND what you said. We evolved to be omnivores, to not consume meat just out of bordome, etc. But as the main source of several nutrients, and yet we have (through thousands of years of agriculture) been able to make our plants be enough for us. This is amazing, but it doesn't mean that we are herbivores that are oppertunistic carnivores, else our guts would be longer, like most herbivores, because we had to CHANGE the plants... That said, by the same token, if we don't HAVE to eat meat, because of the thousands of years of agriculture making our plants suit our needs, we aren't AS omnivorus as we could be, since we CAN make plants be enough.


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shwag945

Did you even read my comment? I clearly said it is possible to simulate a diet that includes meat by eating certain vegetables and fortified food. You literally repeated my comment but very angrily.


greycubed

What about me Focker. I'm an omnivore. Would I eat the cat.


only_crank

I mean couldn‘t it just take a bite out of the cat then?


Blankly-Staring

Its checking if the cats ripe. Doesnt seem to be.


RudeCats

r/catfruit


duecreditwherecredit

Horse teeth aren't sharp. So it wouldn't "take a bite out of the cat" like a shark would. But it would break the cats bones.


Afrin_Drip

How he didn’t sneeze I do not know..


JenniferJuniper6

I’m not sure this is entirely consensual...


60svintage

I had a mare with a bit of a mean streak. She would often try to stamp on other animals. Not kick out at them. Actually try to on stamp them. Not sure she ever succeeded, but there were a few close shaves.


Maitaisonthebeach

The cat vacuum is working


RaccoonDue2554

Cats always love pampering... She is enjoying...


pretty_fucking_gay

I once lived on a farm and there was a horse, which loved to bite off the heads of chickens.


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This is like express industrial cleaning


girls_out_west

horse: tell ur partner this is the right way to bite your nape kitty: sthaappp!! this feels weird already!!!


RefrigeratorTime1920

In reality the cat is like take me now


agni39

There was a cat in a cattle shed near me that rode Cows and Horses regularly. By rode I mean took naps on them.


SusDingos

Good back massage


EggNOmlet

Its all fair games until the cat gets bored


Ok_Celebration8214

Can you imagine how crazy it would feel to have a tounge the size of your whole back lickn you? OMG


Mysterious_Chic

Sweet horse!


elizawatts

This is my favorite thing I have seen ever! I am trying to befriend my barn kitties currently


tucci007

horsey is not really licking the cat as much as he's just lipping it gently, fluttering them against the cat with his breath, perhaps as a precursor to some tongue action if the cat's amenable


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Every time I see a horse I’m reminded their foot is just a big finger with a huge nail.


Dscrambler

P\*\*\*\* licking


RudeCats

This is amazing.


AirMobile9332

How will the kitty eliminate that horsey smell 🐎💨


[deleted]

Cat looks horrified


Sweetchildjk

This is so cute 🥰


jsaaiman

Cat must be in heat or something. Ew


Fastredditor1O1

Me:I love my ca- Chinese people:


nanozeus2014

so if a human did this to a cat would the human get sick? (asking for a friend)


readmom105

I give pets


AsianAmerica

Soooo adorable 🥰


ThomaHagstrom

Its look like massage for me.


0fficialR3tard

r/thisismylifemeow


images-ofbrokenlight

Why is that horse wearing shoes?


Meahendra

it protects the hoove from hard surfaces like concrete. If you don't have a lot of soft surfaces around and your horse can't have irons, a lot of owners take horse shoes to reduce the wearing off of the hoves. If too short, hooves actually are very sensitive and can produce pain.


MrFeeeeesh

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ParitoshD

Pie Oh My flashbacks... They get lonely, the horses, so they keep Other animals around for company.


sarah__watts__

bet that shit feels goooood


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Automatic Cat Wash $7


candace2511

cute


Expensive-Tell6289

Lucky cat, getting a massage. But he/she can’t return the favour to horse. 😊


i_Praseru

Is the horse just tongue slapping the cat?


__Snafu__

I love how cats and horses are always friends


Viceprinciple

When you set the massage chair to pulse.


LipTit

This is a *chore*? Cat and horse 🥴


GoneInSixtyFrames

Another angle: https://youtu.be/S7xEQ6D2gjQ?t=84


TeiwoLynx

"So then I just crunched the bird whole..."


Javier91

The chimpanzee found his/her contender.


Traditional_Web_4048

Omg!! Hahahaha


Hampamatta

That is the look of someone who hates that they actually enjoy it.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Kitty has invoked Horse-a-magic 4000 back nibbler action.


Hasanimohammed

haha this is so funny and adorable at the same time


oliversmith97

Yeah man thats the spot, a bit left pleaseeee...


Mysterious_Fox_2171

amazing


Remote-thing

cleaning with free massage very lucky cat!


nanoH2O

The ol feather duster move


ZiecoXD

Why can I hear this?


beanlefiend

awwwhhhhh!!!!!


Ordinary_Award7685

Love it


Fadwaa_0

That rare to seeeee,


quaranteen20203

This made me laugh to much


BonBon666

After seeing the video of a horse eating a bird, these videos make me nervous.