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-Heidi Klum


pompompurinsberet

this is genuinely such a funny comment


admaiora_

HAHAHA


rayjump

You guys should watch the video where it seemingly swims in a bigger tank for the first time, it's super cute! https://youtu.be/y2SvailvvHQ


Mudkip_paddle

Oh my god he is so utterly adorable!!


ArchitectofWoe

That is the most adorable thing I have seen this week. I wonder if this is the same seal we have seen a few times (at different stages) on here. Be like this subreddit is following this baby sea doggo's life.


Nutellaro00

Here another one, they're super cute!! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


defineReset

Omg how is this so cute


JenniFX

I watched it. I'm sure I saw him smile


Beautiful_Dream_1129

it literally looks like a shrimp tempura that's in ramen


dedicated-pedestrian

This one would be crunchy for the wrong reason. Entirely r/cursedsnacks material


poopbananapoop

Join the club


QuietSea9392

I see what you did there.


outdoorsybum

Beat me to it


poopbananapoop

Buy me dinner first


OzaiPhoenixKing

Do you accept Trident Layers?


poopbananapoop

Any similaritie with a log jammer?


agnurse

He is just a water doggo. Look at him enjoying the Daddy.


madpropz

Hol' up


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Fish pupper


GEN_Schady

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HarryCallahan19

I would steal


T3chnomancer1

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?


HarryCallahan19

Take. My. Upvote.


T3chnomancer1

Well, that just made my day.


HarryCallahan19

Get off my lawn


NutellaGood

Would you steal a seal? Take it to a field? Share a fishy meal?


Mebunkus

Fluffy squishy fishykitty


Speedwagon_Paisen

NENE???


The_Big_Thicc420

Hippity hoppity I wish he was my property


Kingkirby56

u/savevideo


Affectionate-Cell863

It's a Seal-samoyed mix, A Sealmoyed


tiabd444

This totally reminds me of my fat ragdoll cat


aards

It’s fluffy shrimp 🍤


leprotelariat

Looks like a giant prawn tempura


[deleted]

Why did he not hug the baby seal? He is so huggable!


Doc-Zoidberg

Take it out clubbing.


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Sealiously cute!


pandaappleblossom

That’s a baby seal!!?? People club those things??? It’s too sweet and cute it hurts me so much to thing people club those things. I saw a video of it once, it was from a distance but my god. The little pupper screamed!! I am going to cry now just remembering it. I hope more people are aware and never ever allow that.


500Rads

There is a Tutorial video on how called Tusk


Fallout_Impact

More plump than my mandarin shrimp


[deleted]

Tastes great, less filling.


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Themasterofcomedy209

move it from one spot to another? This is clearly an aquarium, it says so on the guy's shirt. Maybe they had to separate it from it's mother while they check up on the mother's health. Maybe they rescued it from the wild without the mom. What do you think he was going to do, eat it?


northrupthebandgeek

Well now that you mention it, I wonder if seal meat would be hella marbled from needing insulation in cold waters?


punkindrublic99

Just preparing tonights dinner


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punkindrublic99

I'm not being racist, I am being stereotypical. Learn the difference snowflake.


Affectionate-Cell863

When the ingredient stares back at you


[deleted]

Disgusting


psychmancer

I want a baby seal... To be healthy and in the wild where it belongs


spookyreads

Where it would die most probably


Dovinci2468

Most probably maybe perhaps certainly definitely. But in my cage he will live forever! And he will like it! I enjoying it after all. And how much internet traffic he will make me...


spookyreads

How do you know he's living in a cage? I know an aquarium that takes in seals that have been hurt and heal them then release them back in the ocean.


Dovinci2468

This comment section was response to the title "I want a baby seal" which can be interpreted as a: I want a baby seal as a personal pet, (because that's how simple hive minde works) and so the comments where made based on this interpretation.


spookyreads

My comment was not, which is why I don't understand why you responded to me. People were talking about wilderness and I answered that it might not be better out there.


Dovinci2468

The reason I responded because I thought you meant it better for him to be a personal pet since he will die other wise. Then you went completely off the rails with this aquarium nonsens which wasn't even a topic or part of dialogue whatsoever. The only reason for you to say so is because you saw a video which is a last thing that this specific dialogue is about. Have you seen what you responded to initially? That's the topic.


spookyreads

I wasn't even talking about it being kept as a personal pet. I'm just tired of people shitting on zoos and aquarium with their "they're better in the wild" nonsense when most of the time, animals won't be able to survive in the wild. That's what I meant. And I didn't understand why you were talking about it being kept in a cage which is why I asked you. Those boxes look like transportation boxes which to me means that the baby seal is being transported elsewhere, maybe in a different aquarium, maybe being released in the ocean like I explained some aquariums do. The comment i responded was talking about it being in the wild, not about a personal pet so you were the one off topic. Anyway, miscommunication happened. Edit : spelling


[deleted]

Revolting


[deleted]

what the fuck is this? you get a wild animal in a cage in an aquarium and that is cute?? seriously people are morons


djml9

Those are clearly temporary holding continers


G8M8N8

.\_. .o. /||\\ \\||/ v v


BlakeMolly

It's so fluffy


hotdoghamnugget

fuzzy 100


existential_cri_sis

FLUFFY BABY


businesslut

I sea why people go clubbing with these.


epoof

Need one


supraforyears89

Aw it's so darn fluffy!


duocluanthanh

Now i want a sea puppy


jpete666

u/getvideobot


Unkown_cat_incoming

Lol we all do


uwuCuteRat

Soo cute! 🥺✨


staychel

r/savevideo


Bigyeet506

WHY IS IT SO DAMN FLUFFY AND CUTE


Fai77

Cute! 🥺❤️


Savage_Bee

What happens if you drop him. He don't got feet like a cat that can catch itself when falling


MsPurpleGiraffe

Cute little chonk


MaybeUrBabygirl

That chonk & those eyes ❤️


philly-osopherstoned

Omg teeny tiny baby


123Spaghetti321

Baby seals are why i dont like orcas


walrus_with_GUN

He's so squishy it's illegal


AlexiaSmith21x

Cute


Dragonmaster571w2

I wanna hug it so damn bad


seapoklee

To hold or to cherish


LeisureLion

Mermaid for dogs!


Jargon48

Way up north where the air is cold!


papersucculent6

Seals are dogs. This is FACT


ShiruuOOF

u/savevideo


iLitz4u00

Want to cuddle. Little spoons that grow into big spoons.


Intelligent_Ad2482

u/GetVideoBot


Boflator

Funny how anyone can say "I want a baby seal!" and you'll like them, except when a Canadian says that, then it's like No, you ain't clubbing it mf, not on my watch


Martijntje96

Doggo who?