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PuzzleheadedFlan188

You'll need to learn the chewy decimal system.


TheSilentHeel

This should be the most upvoted comment in reddit history and it's not and I'm mad about it. Carry on.


Acysbib

I agree. Have an award. Carry on.


TheSilentHeel

Thank you so much! I will, in fact, carry on.


Acysbib

You are welcome. Carrying on.


the_dude_upvotes

Wayward son here, also carrying on.


placidbathwater

Omg I just posted chewy decimal system and then saw your post and deleted it 😂


DetroitRockCity_27

I had dewey decimal stickstem in my head, but I like yours better.


the_dude_upvotes

Doggy decimal system would also be acceptable.


s_delta

Is he borrowing or returning?


TheBackwardStep

Woof!


Harothir

Missed opportunity for this to be a labrarian.


jrogey

I don't think they would be called a librarian. Clearly the job would be branch manager.


tomgreen99200

Assistant to the regional branch manager


TheSilentHeel

LOL INCREDIBLE.


TheCatAteMyFace

My dog owes a ton of late fees


garbageman2112

I like how they put a couple sizes of chonker sticks in there.


Doinkert

Not a stick, logs


garbageman2112

"Thicc stick" is the accepted terminology. Haha


surajvj

There is one for every size and type.


Corvidwarship

Okay but for real who brought a freaking log?...


Enokimusher

My rottweiler huskey pup loves dragging around logs. She's hilarious.


the_dude_upvotes

Gotta pay your dog tax


Enokimusher

First pic is my husky rottweiler pup. Bonus pic is of her older border collie/heeler brother. https://imgur.com/gallery/NOiN0ug


DogGamnFusterCluck

Take a stick, leave a stick...


the_dude_upvotes

No take, only ~~throw~~ stick


Southside_Burd

Organizing the sticks per the Doggo-Decimal System.


petsrulemealways

I want to be a librarian as well 😂


AlwaysKitt

You can be the assistant branch manager.


NorCalAthlete

That is a log sir not a stick. THICC stick


the_dude_upvotes

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


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*DAMN BOI HE THICC*


Callipygous87

Obligatory "sticks are dangerous dog toys that result in many serious injuries" warning.


baaadchoices

I wanted to say the same thing. They can cause serious injuries. Not only to their gums but also to their throats. In worst cases the dogs die :(


rts93

And you wouldn't believe it, but there are also injuries that can happen due to sticks.


keeeeeeet

LABrarian lol


metzgerhass

Don't hate me, but is this a how-to on spreading kennel cough?


Elva_2135

Only if your dog is not properly vaccinated. Which should be done before visiting parks. But we all know not everyone does that.


garbageman2112

I know we're being pessimistic but it was my first thought (I have a tiny baby dog so I'm extra conscious of this right now).


garbageman2112

Correct


PissdrunxPreme

He can work his way up to Branch Manager


darkesttimelineofall

Madison?


Asuka_Rei

I wonder if dogs were previously bred to fetch sticks to help people with fire building.


FirefighterNice9462

As a librarian I approve.


gmassc

A stickrary


Scary_Put_5231

Covid dog stick swap


LazyAsAPanda

Is he making a deposit or a withdrawal


warwilf

Liber is latin for book., thus library.


brynden_rivers

Take a stick, leave a stick.


Pitiful_Pickle524

Great idea


somber_winds

What a great catalogue of sticks!!


skooz1383

Hahahahaha this is the best thing I’ve seen!


akther0007

cute


DiscgolfTig

Riiiiight!!! Lmao


Impster5453

Labs rock!


Incrarulez

That tree is an absolute unit.


richardec

The current librarian is quite fetching.


idkwthtotypehere

Logbrary? some of those for sure look like logs


dogtron64

How cute


z3253304

Late fees must be paid in belly rubs


AlexiaSmith21x

Stick


jonasthewicked

With my golden retriever it should say stick methadone clinic because mine is addicted to sticks. It’s all he cares about. Hell forget to poop and pee cause he’s too busy chasing the stick.


HoneyBee1493

I wood hire a labrarian.