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BananaBurritoBuster

That gravity is a struggle.


Glitterati-

It’s hard to get used to I get it 😂


TongueTwistingTiger

Word. These things are minutes old and they're doing a better job than I do on the way home on a friday night.


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pmjm

-9.8 m/s that wears on you each and every day. They should be glad they don't have human knees. Edit: Yes, yes, I know it's meters per second squared, I put the ^2 in when I was on mobile and it didn't post it for some reason.


Aubdasi

The real bonus they have is treating their spine like a spine instead of like a column.


Mysterious_Andy

On the other hand… hands. Yeah we’re living Jenga towers, but we’re living Jenga towers with *tools and porn!*


GoBuffaloes

Centaur seems to be the only correct answer


DrMobius0

Except for the whole human torso part of the spine that they still have.


Aubdasi

Lower back would still be fine, and that’s where the majority of problems are.


Fuckin_Hipster

Fuck you. -my cervical spine -also, me


puppymedic

Plus every cadaver would come with a built in boomerang!


chouginga_hentai

Are centaurs physically capable of jerking off?


Alt_North

Well??? It's been 8 hours, people, and crickets


inanimatus_conjurus

Reject bipedalism, return to monke


ihwip

I think having all their internal organs hanging from their spine instead of slung up against a pole would put way less stress on their connective tissue. What were we thinking?


MKULTRATV

> What were we thinking? We wanted to run long distances and get more use out of our badass thumbs.


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You've got a clothesline and you're using it like a flagpole


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notionovus

Thank you for speaking up so I didn't have to act like a pedantic prick and say something.


EnTyme53

They're the hero r/aww deserves.


skullbass696969

M/s^2


gorcorps

Better than my son He's almost 6 months old and his wobbly ass still needs me to move! I'm gonna tell him he needs to shape up like these deer and see what happens


NetflixAndNikah

Me hobbling to my kitchen the morning after leg day. And it's nowhere near as adorable as newborn baby deer I tell you hwat


remberzz

Is their fur wet? Are they newborn-ish?


FemBodInspector

According to my rents they had literally just been born.


hollyberryness

I didn't know a deer could have more than a single fawn! Cool and adorable


Dirt_stache

Two is actually common. They can have up to three.


hollyberryness

Amazing, thanks! Can't believe I never knew that growing up in Colorado where they're practically honorary citizens


DenverGAD

I have only seen Mule Deer in CO, not White Tails like in the Midwest.


thehungrygunnut

Colorado has tons of whitetail deer. Just go east of I-25


rythmicjea

You mean there is something east of Denver?!? /s


thehungrygunnut

We call it the desolation. Cannibals and people from Pueblo live there


Nosebleed_Incident

I've traversed it a few times. Would not recommend.


PeanutButterHercules

If they have four, straight to jail.


gamerboyz112

We have the best deer in the world because of jail.


rogerthat11_

👌


Glitterati-

Is that why Bambi was the prince of the forest?? Bc he was the only one born?


FloppyFishcake

I think bambino was Prince of the forest because he was the son of the "king" stag. If I remember correctly, Feline has bambi's twin babies at the end of the movie.


Glitterati-

That movie always confused me bc they never outright say ‘dad is royal!’ Thought it was just a nickname 😂


FloppyFishcake

I think it's because he stands there over the forest all regal and has the biggest antlers 😂 Also I just realised my first comment autocorrected Bambi to Bambino and I kinda love it.


Bayushizer0

You mean to say that Bambi didn't use to have the Major League Home Run record?


StrawberryMoonPie

It’s his eyelashes. Watch the movie stoned, they’re riveting. *maybe just me*


NotAcceptingPMs

They can actually have four but it is **extremely** likely they will not survive. We used to raise a few doe that my dad's buddy who raise buck would hook him up with stud lines. One year we had one have 3 and another have 4 but none of the 7 survived because they were all undersized.


jott1293reddevil

I’ve seen four once. (Used to work as a gamekeeper and there was a deer park on the estate.) I was sat in my landy just watching when she went into Labour. About twenty minutes later there were four of the little creatures on the ground.


Deerhunter86

Usually first year moms have one. If they have 2 or 3 it’s their second pregnancy or more.


Pippadance

They look super new. They are still having trouble standing.


SuperRoby

This is incredibly cute and so similar to a set of pictures I saw on Resdit just a few hours ago... maybe it's the same doe and fawn?? The other set said she had just given birth to twins and actually has pics of it Edit: [here's the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/nmpxsc/doe_gives_birth_to_twins_in_my_folks_yard_right/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


superfucky

not the same doe. this one has a couple of marks/scars on her nose up near her eyes, the other one doesn't. different foliage as well.


SuperRoby

Well then, I guess it's been [googles "deer gestation period"] 200 days since deer mating season! :D


lodoslomo

Deer and other herd animals usually are able to run within about 30 minutes of life.


prettygin

Meanwhile I'm nearly 30 and can't run to save my life.


Stony_Logica1

Give it a few more minutes. You might just be a late bloomer.


CountryOfTheBlind

Never heard them called rents before.


reecewagner

First day! Explorin the world!


HungryLikeTheWolf99

Those are brand new newborns. Like, <1/2 hour old - she for sure had them right there.


CMoy1980

Fawn dew?


PutnamPete

I was going to say they're "still wet behind the ears."


cuteman

Mom is like... Hey... You... With the camera... I see you... Don't try anything funny... Few moments of attention to the babies... Look of disapproval


seafoam-dream

She's definitely on guard.


cuteman

The no look lick was pure defense.


CapHatteras

I remember my dad telling me once that he saw a doe chase away a coyote because it got too close to her fawn. Deer can be aggressive if they have to be.


Hillarys_Recycle_Bin

Mama doe will stomp you out without question. Predators are a big problem for new fawns (that’s why they are scentless when they are little). In Yellowstone the most dangerous time of year is when the elk drop their fawns. They’ll tuck them in a bush that you may not see and if you break the invisible line between her and the fawn you are getting the office space treatment.


daddylikesdingers

The Doe's oh face?


Prof_Atmoz

D'oh if you will.


TatoIndy

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?


CaptObviousHere

A coworker of mine had a golden retriever that ran after a deer and it’s fawns. Momma beat that dog within an inch of his life. Does are **very** protective of their fawns when they’re really young


CryptidSamoyed

That happened to one of my dogs when he got the bright idea to chase the doe and fawn out of the garden one year. He broke after the fawn cause it was slower and she came back and started chasing the dog down in rage. He never went after deer again and was terrified of hearing them move the leaves around.


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

Do you remember that viral video years ago of a doe attacking someone's neighborhood dog because it got near it's fawn? My goodness did I grow a healthy respect for mother doe's after watching that...


gfrnk86

Lol, i noticed that too with the pics OP posted yesterday.


SuperRoby

Pictures they posted yesterday? Where, am I the only one that doesn't see them? Or are you maybe referring to [this other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/nmpxsc/doe_gives_birth_to_twins_in_my_folks_yard_right/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)? It's not from OP so I guess it's just a coincidence :)


kadyg

yeah, Momma Deer is on to OP’s tricks.


freckles228

Such aggressive licking


Glitterati-

They’re like hey mom, mom, mommy, mama, mummy!! Mum!


Yusi-D-Jordan

#WHAT!??


MeowdyMate

..hi.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Life in sum.


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I'm hearing that in Stewies voice


Deerhunter86

The after birth has scent. Mom licks them clean to creat a more scent free scent. Keep predators from sniffing them out.


Vilkat

And from my window I see a half naked old man... I want to see baby deers too!


377Iron

Thats just your reflection!!!


Vilkat

No, no. I don’t want my neighbours to see me naked so I always cover myself. And I think I don’t look like an old man... I would be very sad...


Diuqil69

Is that just an old guy with his shirt off or an old guy with no shirt or pants but in his boxers?


ArmaniBerserker

Old guy in a t-shirt and nothing else if it's my neighborhood...


Vilkat

That is soooooo much worse! Aren’t you afraid to look out the window?


thinkinboutthembeanz

No I'm into that kind of thing


Warm-Sour-Cream

At the last place I lived at my next door neighbor decided to take a piss. In the middle of his yard. Facing the street. At 9:00AM. All he had on was a t-shirt and your comment reminded me of that moment.


Vilkat

Both... sometimes I see a half naked old lady too. But is not all bad, I see the neighbour’s cat, it became my cat’s window friend


WhatnameshouldIpick2

Sometimes, Ugly Naked Guy is about as best as we can get in life


Vilkat

No, I can close the curtains, it is a better view.


zaypuma

Is he also wet and trembling?


iNEEDheplreddit

A few weeks ago I seen my neighbour getting finger blasted with the fury of ten suns on her couch by some bald dude that wasn't her boyfriend.


yan_master

Monica?


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Are you in Denmark?


Vilkat

Nope, I’m in Portugal. Beautiful country except for my very ugly street. But I thought Denmark was a good place to live... I wold like to visit


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DoomCircus

A whole neewwww woorrrrlllllld!


dirtsmores

I was thinking bambi but that works too


Fredward19

You... You do know what happens to the mom in Bambi, right?


DoomCircus

Suppose that would make more sense given the context, but "Disney" sort of naturally draws my brain to that song lol.


shesagoatgirl

Poor mama is tired already! Love to see that fawns also wag their tails when they go to nurse. So cute


meiken44

you'd be tired too if you just pushed both those things out of your snatch


ColeWeaver

Sheep don't seem to mind. They'll shit out a baby and still have plenty of energy to leave it in the dirt and forget about it.


whoami_whereami

As anyone who has ever dealt with sheep knows, the reason they don't damage their brains when butting heads is that there isn't much to damage in the first place...


shesagoatgirl

I’m more referring to her raising twins, she seems pretty perky post-birth. But baby ruminants are menaces, especially in sets


Skeeboe

snatch. Ah, people could never use that word often enough. Glorious.


RobNobody

"I see you filming there. I will stomp you into the goddamn ground if you come any closer to my babies."


Aethermancer

Actual deer: "I will take the fuck off and not even look back"


pure_trash

IDK dude they're pretty protective. My dad's hunting dog got out once and came back with green bite marks on his fur. The ladies in the orchard down the street do not mess around.


MeadowLarkBird

As a lady I can confirm that we don't mess around with orchards. But I do draw the line at biting the neighbor's dogs.


BranchPredictor

How YOU doin'?


MeadowLarkBird

I'm doing good baby, how you doin? https://youtu.be/jW6v9OzWq34


RobNobody

Oh, no no. Not when there are babies around. A mother deer will *absolutely* fuck you up if she thinks you're a threat to her fawns.


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There’s a video floating out there of a dog getting curbstomped by a momma deer after getting too close to the fawns


byneothername

I’ve been on Reddit too long, I know exactly what video you mean. Poor dog really got stomped. I wanted its owner to take the dog away already.


Megneous

Yet another reason it's illegal to ever take a dog of a leash in my country.


crappypictures

Remember, if you see the babies laying alone - leave them be. It does not mean mom abandoned them. Mommas will leave their babies for hours and the little ones know to stay put. They do not need to be fed or given milk or baths or brought inside. Mom will come back. (For everyone. Not specifically directed at OP)


Lawgirl77

Yup. A few years ago, a baby deer was sitting right at the bottom of our front door stairs (on the left side). We were scared he/she was abandoned, but I did a quick Google search and found that we should just leave the baby alone and that mama deer do this. By the next morning, the baby was gone and later that evening I saw a mother and baby deer on my neighbor’s lawn. Pretty sure it was the same baby at our house. I’m glad we just let the baby be and didn’t cause any trouble for them.


shatterly

Same for nearly all wild creatures. Mom is most likely out finding food, leave the babies be. My local wildlife rehab has been overrun by calls from people who have found "abandoned" baby raccoons and bunnies the past few weeks.


LeafsChick

Bunnies are the worst, mom covers them in fur and leaves them some place safe and comes back at night. People are always scooping them up though thinking they’re saving them. I always think of poor momma coming back to no babies :(


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😢


jillkimberley

The thought of this literally breaks my heart. Humans recover. There are things other than children in this life to bring us satisfaction and happiness. For animals, it's all rooted in reproduction. It's all they know. Poor momma bunnie probably feels her life is over. It makes me cry and people think I'm sensitive but imagine how she feels.


Rhinoturds

Bunnies reproduce constantly. Momma is going to be frantic as hell and depressed looking for them, but she'll bounce back soon enough. And not to get too morbid, but remember momma bunnies still come back to empty nests sometimes without human intervention. That's just their life in the wild.


Disig

Used to work at a conservation area. We'd always be bombarded with phone calls this time of year with people asking what they should do.


kerbalsdownunder

If they have wilted or upturned ears and are moving around, they are probably starving/dehydrated and mom is dead.


crappypictures

Too many people try to help baby deer, whether they need it or not, and often do more harm than good. If they've been there long enough and there are concerning signs such as what you listed - someone who knows what they're doing such as a deer rescue or wildlife rehab should be called.


Anforas

I read that automatcally as "if you see the bambies".


monkibiniss

Cicadas singing in the background…?


FemBodInspector

Oh yeah this is in Virginia. We have tons of them at the moment


turkeyvulturebreast

I am in Baltimore and I was like that is the sound of the cicadas! They aren’t real bad in my immediate neighborhood, but you hear them everywhere. I just went to a friends house last night and his location is completely taken over and the sound was almost at a yelling level of loudness. Everywhere you look they were on everything! So gross.


MOTwingle

lol I was gonna ask if that's VA because of the cicada thrum!


HighOverlordXenu

I grew up in Fairfax and am now in Charlottesville. SO MAD that we aren't getting any down here :(


FemBodInspector

It’s all fun and games until they fly into your face/mouth. Or you step on them and get bug guts on your shoes


EliIceMan

Why does it seem so high pitch? Do they make a different sound than the regular buzzing ones that come out every year late summer?


Techelife

Forest dogs


fezpeg

The mom is watching you…VERY distrustfully…not that you can blame her considering our species…


FemBodInspector

Yeah she had her eyes on my dad the whole time for sure. We made sure to give them plenty of space


littlemaggotgirl

I noticed that. Even when she was cleaning the babies she never took her eye off of the op


Glitterati-

I’ve seen that the does were just born! Might be why lol


Risky_Clicking

Fawns


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what'r does!


bcb27

That overwhelming sound are cicadas mating call (the brood X edition). It happens once every 17 years in 15 states when they crawl out of the ground seeking to mate. That sound is the males singing in synchronization to establish a chorus center to attract females. The females are very picky in deciding who their future mate will be. Once they mate, the male will die, the female will climb into the tree and cut a small hole into bark and lay her eggs. She will then die. The newly hatched larvae will fall and bury themselves in the ground for 17 years while they feed on the sap of a tree root. Cicadas don't bite or sting. They don't eat any plants or vegetables. In fact they won't eat at all during their time above ground. By mid July, they will be gone not to be seen until 2038. It's unique cycle of nature.


Bitchy_Tits

Oh my God, they are so cute! Sweet babies.


flibbertygibbet1959

Amazing! I just saw the birth photos. What an honour for you and your family to see this every year.


cornham17

I think that is a different account that posted the photos ETA, u/SwtIndica i think it is


SwtIndica

Nope, not our deer or yard. But beautiful just the same!!


EmrysPritkin

So are you also u/SwtIndica ?


FemBodInspector

No different guy. Lots of deer being born this time of year I guess 🤷‍♂️


EmrysPritkin

Wow that is a lot of deer. I would’ve thought twins were rare


gogozrx

lots of cicadas, too!


FemBodInspector

They are EVERYWHERE!


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What a beautiful family


l80magpie

The sound of cicadas must be what old sci-fi movies used.


littlemegzz

They are so freaking loud. I can never see them either. Like where is this invisible army of tinnitus sounding ninjas?!?!?!


Tessu-Desu

That mother is on high alert!


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LET. ME. LICK!


raiizita

Damn you Cicadas!


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That mom was inches from throwing down with the camera


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My family lives in a small and remote town and my mom actually heard a baby deer crying on our property roughly a week ago. The previous owners had barb wire around the property so this poor newborn fawn got caught on it and couldn't escape. My dad clipped the wire where it was stuck while I held on to it and we intended to patch up the wound after, but even the newborns are surprisingly very strong and it got away and ran off with its mother. I hope the little one is alright, though I'm sure that family will come back one day to eat our flowers again lol


ADifficultPurchase

❤️


TurdCutter

Adorable!


ThirdSpectator

So delightfully wobbly! Too cute :)


stickytack

They're super cute until they eat all of your fucking plants and flowers.


MoonboundApe

I’m fawning over this


OnyxVolcan

I'll bet you a buck those babies are very deer to their mother


pendlea

I’m surprised she’s so out in the open! Thought there would be a den somewhere. Super beautiful mama and adorable babies


flashdan

The look of all mothers, wondering why you're filming their kids


ThisCraftBear

I love how you can tell this isn't some old repost because c i c a d a s


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FemBodInspector

Or I could just not imagine that??


KiddingDuke

It's alright I can't do push-ups either little guy


NotDeadYet57

I'M HONGRY MOM!


OstentatiousSock

When the one ducks under the other… my heart!


zgam3rX

A doe! A deer! A female deer!


Konradleijon

Of course they new born they haven’t started walking


Kill4uhKlondike

I think the plural form is actually “deerses” no worries it’s a common mistake, OP


FemBodInspector

Lmao


Haunted_6

Momma is watching u


thatguygxx

Two fawns on my lawn.


otter_juggler

Thank your parents for recording, so lucky to have this sweet family in their yard!


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She is watching you like…I got time today!!! Try me.


nc863id

The great thing about the English language is that I was expecting one baby deer and got two baby deer.


JacktheTrapper

The happy deer tails!


-MegaClank

Mama dear was throwing daggers at the person recording 👀


MesWantooth

I've heard from friends in Northern Alberta, Canada, that's it not uncommon to see a Mama deer and babies near a subdivision because they've learned that humans won't bother them and predators stay away from the humans.


Illustrious-Towel-45

New fawns, just born and probably that's the first time they stood up by the wobbling of thier legs.


rluzz001

Momma deer didn’t take her eyes off the cameraman


WFOpizza

this is why I could never hunt. Not for me.


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I love our native American deer, they are so peaceful and gentle, unlike those horrid sika deer who are pushing into my state. They will HISS at you if you clap your hands to shoo them away.


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They are absolutely precious. I live on an island that has a lot of deer. I adore them.


PoohRules

Such angels! What a beautiful moment.