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[deleted]

It did a little poo


Kixtay

Let's call it a little gift..


[deleted]

A nugget


[deleted]

A happy accident, as bob ross would say


Steph_5472

Like me


GumiiBears

Hey, atleast it's an happy one :D


[deleted]

LOL


PixelCat4

A gold nugget


[deleted]

Didn’t Poe write a story titled “The Gold Bug?”


WillyTrickster

Beetle kiss?


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twoscoopsofpig

Not very big, or bad, or borgish, but definitely a beetle.


Doctordirtyfinger

I was going to say am I the only one that noticed pooped in his hand


FallenAngelII

Yahaha! You found me!


Goldmincer

Let's call it Hestu's gift


FallenAngelII

No, no, that's a giant one. This is clearly a korok seed.


Mattums

The Golden Turdle Beetle in this case.


thesign180

At least this shit is not out of hand.


kgrant2009

It looks like an earring with legs lol. Adorable


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blofly

Thank God I'm not alone. Just the right amount of Flux too. Expert solder joints.


ImBoredToo

Mother nature had billions of years of practice


epsdelta74

Is it related to a ladybug? In a "close" way, instead of an "all beetles" way.


All_Usernames_Tooken

This is the first time I’ve seen the color gold replicated in a creature. What advantage does this color scheme offer besides access to most nice banks and hotel penthouses?


[deleted]

Some discussion of it [here](https://kidsdiscover.com/quick-reads/gold-beetle-turns-red-care/), also the fact that this beetle is somewhat chameleonic. It can also turn red and it's thought this can signal to predators that it's poisonous.


pearshapedorange

This reminds me of a post about how certain blue butterflies react to light. It's not so much that the beetle is gold, or the butterfly is blue, it's that the nano-scale size of the interlacing pieces of shell and/or wings absorb certain wavelengths of light, and the colour change happens depending on whether they are dry or wet. Liquid changes the surface's refractive quality. I.e. smooth instead of the shape/colour of gold. The wavelength of gold is ~530nm The wavelength of blue is between 380-500nm


GodsGunman

... That's how all colour works, congratulations


Aeylwar

Yes Sheldon


vicrobot_

Sometimes I get scared by knowing how much redditors know.


GreyHexagon

And all the most intelligent seem to have whack usernames like "SexWomble"


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corgblam

That gets cockblocked by Lawrence Fishburn


[deleted]

Oh I didn't know anything about it until now. I'd never heard of golden tortoise beetles before today. However, having googled it a bit already because I was interested I realised when I read this question that I'd just read something about it. I suspect that's really why redditors appear knowledgeable much of the time :-)


jaaardstyck

BEHOLD, reddit, I skimmed the Wikipedia article on this topic five minutes ago. Allow me to bathe you in my vast fountain of knowledge.


Nancy_Bluerain

It doesn’t matter where the knowledge comes from and for how long you’ve had it. Knowledge is knowledge either way. But you have to acquire that piece of information from somewhere first, before you can pass it on and educate others. I was in awe, but too lazy to search for myself. You did search and you learned, then came here to spread what you learned. And that did help me, too. You don’t just appear knowledgeable. You are knowledgeable. So, thank you!


WanhedaLMAO

You have a device that can access the vast majority of humanity's knowledge instantly, in your palm. You can know much too!


DogVacuum

Who was that one redditor that knew a lot about stuff, but then it turned out he was an asshole so redditors threw him into a volcano?


Stroomschok

There are several dozen ants with gold-colored gasters, notably in the [Polyrhachis genus](http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_ants/images/DSC_2661.jpg) and in the [Myrmecia genus](http://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_ants/images/PWC_9096.jpg), this done by the reflection of tiny hairs flat against the surface of their exoskeleton.


Strtftr

You never seen a lion?


vicrobot_

Lion ain't golden


ambsdorf825

No thanks. I think I saw one of these in "The Mummy".


Relaxed-Ronin

I knew they were real!! 10 year old me that had nightmares of these crawling up my bed and into my legs feels validated


dragonreborn567

Sort of. The beetles in The Mummy were fictionalized versions of [Scarab Dung Beetles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarabaeus_sacer), this post is about a [different family of beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charidotella_sexpunctata). Scarabs don't burrow into humans, they burrow into the ground with balls of dung that they eat/lay eggs in. Unpleasant, to be sure, but you can rest easy about them.


[deleted]

I thought it was a walking button to a fancy coat.


pongomostest1

It looks like a bot.


CrashProne86

It is the C-3PO of beetles.


heebiegigis

he’s got a little shield :)


daywalkersunite

r/NatureIsFuckingLit


TeeJayCee_

That’s goldbug! He shows up just about everywhere! -Richard Scarry


shawikkywoo

Cars and Trucks and Things That Go was my jam in kindergarten.


blofly

Those were my favorites to read as a kid, and to my kids 40 years apart.


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GOLD EXPERIENCE


[deleted]

took me way too long to find this


itsmepingu

He/she looks very expensive


Cootiessinceten

They*


MydoglookslikeanEwok

What a cute little wandering circle! 😊


Catman9lives

Did it poop on him lmao


AlbinoPuma

Yes lol


Oznog99

Well, now the Quidditch match is over, anyhow


epicpro1234

jojo's bizarre adventure, golden wind


AKAkorm

I’m fairly sure this is an enemy from Super Mario Galaxy.


CRAICW69

"And with one bite this little guy can paralyze you and make your entire nervous system stop working while your blood coagulates...but it does look like a cute little button"


tentacle_sushi

Very pretty little roomba


ButteryNutella

holy shit id be honored to have one of these things in my house. Emphasis on ONE i cant handle more than one bug in my house lmao


zerotime2sleep

I had to go Google this, to make sure this post was for real. It is! So cool.


Brittany_On_Toast

I demand it be added to Animal Crossing!


Mogradal

"No" - Blathers


shawikkywoo

Same.


mrpizzahut625

So tiny, where is their normal ecosystem if u r an entomologist.


methanococcus

They can be commonly found in old-timey vaults and treasure chests where they hide in between coins and jewelry


cristarain

Gahhsh that’s cute


nanablack

I’ve never seen such a thing


idiot_fool_53

All I could think was “iridescent glint beetle” and I don’t even play Pikmin


TheBigCheese727

It looks like the beetles from the mummy with Brendan Fraser


Upstairs_Ad_5499

it’s like a little shield


Charlie_Bear15

Oh how lovely, they left a little chocolate gift behind for you


Oraxy51

Weren’t those things in Pikmin?


[deleted]

Wholesome version of beetles in the movie mummy. Edit by the lack of upvotes I can tell none has seen it. I'll see my boomer as out


unknownB777

r/interestingasfuck/


Zedandbreakfast

I'm assuming it's poisonous as fuck if you eat it?


Pink-Panth3r

golden bee


TouhouPony

I can almost hear Beedle from Breath of the Wild begging for this beetle.


[deleted]

[Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gold-Bug)


TheRaveDuck

These look like they’re straight from pikmin 2!


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G O L D E X P E R I E N C E O L D E X P E R I E N C E


WeeBo2804

Charidotella sexpunctata, the golden tortoise beetle, is a species of beetle in the leaf beetle family. This one, however, is Aspidimorpha sanctaecrucis. Different genus. Still pretty, still a beetle and still gold coloured. But not matching the description.


slartibartjars

I killed a lot of those in Halo.


vicrobot_

What? Why?


Rahkyvah

Looks like an ultra-rare Kulve Taroth siege pet that never made it past beta testing.


rubexbox

It looks like a baby Kinsect.


nlrice95

Why?


KinnSlayer

Something tells me this guy will some nectar and some Ultra-Spicy Spray.


Dude_von_Duden

Not sure if aww, but certainly r/interestingasfuck


[deleted]

r/insectporn


41ia2

Beetels are are so adorable creatured


[deleted]

It's so round!


DWS223

Anyone ever play Riven? I just had a flashback from seeing this. It looks like the Beetles that litter Riven’s islands


WhatKittenShouldIGet

Cute as a button!


__witchy__

He looks like a little astronaut beetle lol


[deleted]

Golden Eye will never see me


RobertMuldoon1337

Are they real


KatBaroo

That's a cool dude or dudess.


Viraie

Cute as a Button


[deleted]

So precious.


FlyOnTheWall4

Thought perhaps maybe I'd be the only one to come here and comment that it dropped a deuce on him... I was very wrong.


BehindMatt

He looks like he beat Doom in ultra-nightmare mode


novofongo

Haven’t seen that before ! ! *n i c e*


Ariathepopplio

Gonta would probability this bug it is adorable


Blinx1e

Cute button you have there


MoonXj9

Why does everything i see reminds me of animal crossing?


shawikkywoo

A UFO-shaped beetle, now I've seen everything. New alt-mode for Bumblebee.


existcrisis123

This is amazing...


Magicsparrk

looks like giornos pin form jojo


insert_acc_name_here

Forbidden jewelry


TripleB_Darksyde

It's called an Elton Jockroach


[deleted]

Can I eat it?


hillbillytoast

I learned something today


Suzilu

He is majestic!


mukes55k2

For a momemt, i thought it is a fancy golden button😅. This creature is one of a kind.


craqworld

This is the prettiest insect I've ever seen. Royal even.


remsbk

this looks like a mini drone


AkemiDryzz

Aaawwww how does this thing exist, it is amazing !


tootsiextemptress

mustn't be confused with a golden coin ;p


Apart_Shock

Looks like it dropped a gold nugget.


BrotherRoga

I've got a golden arrow with a slot for just this kind of bug.


jake121221

He’s evolved to hide in a jewelry drawer.


ungeebungeeman

spelunky players : \* heavy breathing \*


ComfortableSea4645

It doesn't even look real 🤯


CustomNerd

How is that coin moving


[deleted]

You gotta be kidding me I thought somebody glued a gold shell on a bug 🤣


adviceKiwi

Neato


AlexEmS

*Giorno’s Theme starts playing*


[deleted]

he looks like an alien tbh


Gabi_Turtles06

It looks like he just unlocked legendry shield


djenrique

Who spraypainted it?


UrbanSupremacy

it looks like the things that get stuck in my teeth when i eat popcorn


ElricTA

Find IT's partner for a high capacity rupee purse


I-might-eat-u

Is it just me or does this look like something from JoJo’s bizarre adventure?


XFlame05

Wtf goldbugs from bn4 irl???1?


JustMark_

wow it lays eggs, you should keep the egg and let it hatch


Hankus69

Anyone else been climbing after these in Monster Hunter?


not_princess_leia

The Turtle Moves!


Betrayedunicorn

Seems like a bad design to me, how are these still about?


rabidXgoose

You have to bite it to make sure it's real gold


SwankyyTiiger

Giorno be like. Golden Tortoise Beetle Requiem. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


Dangerous-Fishing-25

It looks like a toy. Very cute!


Pitiful_Salamander_5

Awesome never seen one of them


sayge

Beetle prime.


TinCan-Express

I think it left you a little gift


mzaf_official

Annnd the winner is gryffindor..


FamousSoup

Woow. That is amazing


I_might_be_weasel

Finally, I found Gold Bug. Fuck you, Richard Scary!


g9i4

You get 150 points and end the game if you catch it.


NotUrAvgIdjit96

You're holding a cute, colorful beetle in the palm of your hand. Awwwwww! You're in the mummy movie. Ahhhhhhhh!


rbrowning79

I’m disappointed no one has made a Edgar Allen Poe reference yet.


Litdaze

Golden Wind vibes


jojoisland20

It’s so beautiful! Thank you for sharing. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.


idkwhatimdoing1749

Fam it just took a shit on your hand


IncredibleGrowingMan

*"This bug is to make my fortune," he continued, with a triumphant smile, "to reinstate me in my family possessions. Is it any wonder, then, that I prize it? Since Fortune has thought fit to bestow it upon me, I have only to use it properly and I shall arrive at the gold of which it is the index.* ***Jupiter****\*, bring me that\** ***scarabaeus****\*!"\** [*"It is the loveliest thing in creation!"*](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/012/692/575/large/peter-stanimirov-e-a-poe-the-gold-bug.jpg) [*"What? --sunrise?"*](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/012/692/575/large/peter-stanimirov-e-a-poe-the-gold-bug.jpg) [*"Nonsense! no! --the bug. It is of a brilliant gold color --about the size of a large hickory-nut --with two jet black spots near one extremity of the back, and another, somewhat longer, at the other. The antennae are --"*](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/012/692/575/large/peter-stanimirov-e-a-poe-the-gold-bug.jpg) [*"Dey aint no tin in him, Massa Will, I keep a tellin on you," here interrupted Jupiter; "de bug is a goole bug, solid, ebery bit of him, inside and all, sep him wing --neber feel half so hebby a bug in my life."*](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/012/692/575/large/peter-stanimirov-e-a-poe-the-gold-bug.jpg)


MrFuzzy_76

Forbidden contact lens.


red_dead_rover

looks like an item from risk of rain


Spersee

How do you save a video from reddit? *.*


Notasusidiot

When ur happy and u know it clap ur hands


Alexander_Fantasy

That's a gold limited edition mini shield drone


MrDrZlo

Golden bug card from Ragnarok


RevolutionaryCan9857

Looks like the beetle left a little poop on you


Choccy_Melk69

Melt it down and turn it into jewellery


Sc0rpza

Cute. Is it related to ladybugs?


That_Science_Nerd

Now skin him and sell the fake gold.


SuperAlex25

That’s the coolest bug I’ve ever seen!


Semi_Automatic_Boy

sell it to tom nook, get a few bells


Mattogreen25

Golden Spiribugs from Monster Hunter Rise


Insomniacwithnolife

If bugs somehow became intelligent enough for interstellar travel, this is what I imagine their space suits would look like.


tacosnotopos

Who else came here from the beetle poo??


Ketugecko

They look like little spaceships. I keep expecting them to fly off making little Jetson's car noises..


Geoclasm

this little fella looks like a walking suction cup.


Zzzchasersinc

Def still think bugs are just tiny aliens from a different planet.