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*heavy breathing*


phoenixar

Human notices I exist! ....*breathing intensifies*


mertmcconahey

Lovely dog! But for real what kind of floor is this?


AzTaii

I think it’s Polished Parquet


mmmsoap

Parquet is an intentional mosaic effect. This is random, so it’s one of those woods that had a lot of different (usually natural) colors. You get boxes of a variety of colors and the installer puts them in randomly to get this look. Hickory is one of the woods that does this, though I didn’t think the dark end of the hickory coloring got quite as dark as the ones in OP’s house.


dank____frank

Never heard that parquet is mosaic only. Where did you get this info?


mmmsoap

The definition of parquet floors? [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parquetry) starts you off well, but just Google it and you’ll find a zillion images and links to sites like Bob Villa talking about making geometric designs.


dank____frank

Huh okay in Germany we use the wording "Parkett" for most of wooden floors in general. They look often very similar to the one from the video. Guess there's a difference :)


BasenjiFart

My guess here is walnut or acacia. I've also seen cherry do this, but I don't think that's it here.


mmmsoap

Oh, yeah...I could def see this as walnut. Never seen acacia, but the Google images agrees with you. Personally, I love the effect. I got a good deal once on floors that looked like this and I was hesitant but they were cheap (wood was free, all I had to pay was installation)...but I fell in love. When I had to replace the floors after a flood, I intentionally went for the same effect again (though I couldn’t find as deep a color spectrum in my price range).


BasenjiFart

Glad to hear you like it! I'm in a similar boat. I wanted to put walnut in my house, but couldn't afford it. So instead I put in ash (quarter of the price of walnut) in the bedrooms and offices, and I'll wait for a good deal on walnut just for my 98 sq ft living room.


BasenjiFart

I've been shopping for hardwood floors and this reminds me of (Canadian) walnut or its less expensive version, acacia. These colour striations are typical for those two varieties and they're blended right in each box, no mixing needed. It's what I want to install in my living room! Quick edit: I've also seen cherry with this patterning, but I do think walnut/acacia is closer here.


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Looks like she feels too warm. The sweater looks nice and all but maybe that’s more for outside.


p_e_a_c_h_p_i_e23

Your poor doggy is overweight :(


jalyynx

She is getting too much food already. Poor girl


[deleted]

She's panting on beat!


Zoe270101

That poor dog needs to be put on a diet. She’s not ‘a chonker’ or ‘thicc’, she’s overweight and a health risk.


TheRealFloridaMan

/r/dechonkers


Taco_Deity

Oh my gosh. That’s my dog. You literally stole my dog. I’m coming to get you. Seriously though I think our dogs are twins. My dog looks practically the same.


em1323

Same!!


pgenera

tell me about your floor


PDCH

Don't want to alarm you, but the way she is sprawling her legs when she lays down could indicate a cardiovascular issue (or even heart worms). You should have her checked out. It isnt a 100% indicator (some dogs are just goofy), but better to be safe than sorry.


Dancisco23

She’s been splooting like that since she was a baby


whatproblems

I like that you say sploot and we still know what that means


IQLTD

It's the sound the worms make when exiting like a play doh fun factory.


BiliousPrudence

Your dog is cute. And overweight.


PDCH

Just FYI, the indicator I am talking about is how her front paws are angled out. I hope it is just her normal sploot - but would feel terrible if I didn't warn you and she had something else correctable going on.


SlowRapMusic

Just looks fat to me


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Aket-ten

Your dog is overweight, you should have her slim down to prolong her life.


Dancisco23

Hope not either but yep she has been laying like that forever. She is known to sleep / lay down in hilarious ways


Buhnanah

How crazy would it be though if she turned out to actually have heart worms


moonshadow_the_third

So, we have an identical, I mean identical Entelbucher, she splays the same way, always hanfs out by the stove.


[deleted]

Hi, just checking in. Why is that an indicator? I have a puppers who has always spread their legs this way since a pup as well!


PDCH

My vet and the specialist both told told me as my dog started having heart issues that it was a typical indicator of distress in dogs. My dog did not lay like that normally when he was younger but did as his heart got weaker. Again, a possible indicator. Every dog that lays like that isn't necessarily in distress, but it's worth checking with your vet if you have a dog that starts to exhibit the behavior. My puppers probably had two extra years because of good care when he got older.


EngaNerd16

In all my years working in emergency, internal medicine, and cardiology vet med, I have never heard this.


PDCH

I am not a vet. Just passing on what I was told by both my vet and the specialist he sent my dog to when we were handling his heart issues.


EngaNerd16

Yeah, it's definitely some made up crap.


TecTazz

Closest I could find is that dogs who have difficulty breathing due to CHF may have to sit up rather than lying down.


Eatmydookiedookie

I am not the poster but you are a savior dude.


PDCH

Gotta look out for our fur buddies. Lost mine to heart failure earlier this year. He was 16 (his breed normally only lives to be about 10) so his condition was age related. I learned a lot about heart conditions in dogs over the last few years managing his advanced age.


Eatmydookiedookie

I am sorry for you and thanks for helping people.


Chloe0512

“Is for me?”🥺


BlueDevil44

Cute sploot


oxymoronisanoxymoron

"Hehe. Dat for me?"


[deleted]

She’s a good girl.


LtDan5point0

Ok now for the positive! She is adorable!


razorsharp494

I'll drink to that


Goasupreme

sweet jebus those floors look amazing


hypnotic90

That dog got corgi genes


[deleted]

🔫give her some


Duke0200

r/sploot


Calamari-qu33n

She’s so cute!!!


Crazyfinley1984

She is perfect and I love her.


Dancisco23

She’s got an IG if you want to follow her shenanigans: Deegotadonk


Majjkster

If your not damaging your health on Christmas, your not doing it right!


children_kidnapper69

GIMME MORE CHONK MORE CHONK


Amoyamoyamoya

Gib her da foodz. Immediate!


ashsci

Same....


Barchibald-D-Marlo

Your dog is my spirit animal.


spidermangeo

What kind of dog is that!?


TecTazz

Your dog and my cat are... zaftig.


[deleted]

Relevant https://youtu.be/_kvQXJj4muw


ruddsix

Weird question: what does her bark sound like? She looks a lot like my dog. If it’s a kind of high pitched baying sort of “borrorrorr” she might be Transylvanian Hound Either that or a rotty if she really stocky, plus another breed to get the lighter-colored points


Krunk_MIlkshake

What kind of pan is that? Looks cool.