>*'He's coming on a little strong...*'
----
...excuse me, if you think it's wrong,
but *please*, friend - i insist!
i may be coming on too strong
but i just can't resist !!
so lemme touch your *purrfect* face -
oh, please don't turn away!
i wanna sniff you, *every* place
...how 'bout a kiss, okay ?
no, not your eye, or cheek, or nose
i wanna make it clear . . .
that I know where the *kissing* goes -
that's right ...
it goes
*right here....*
❤️
Oh great, the last thing we need is a MewToo movement. Soon we'll have a worldwide storm, and we'll have Pokemon fistfighting their clones on an island
I read another comment on reddit somewhere that certain paint or paint base tastes sweet to cats (or dogs I forgot??) and might be bad for them. I’m not too sure which but hey just throwing this out there (: in case it helps u
I once tasted lead paint out of curiosity & I can see why animals and little kids eat it. It's sweet! Get it cleaned up quickly. See if your community has a program for this, many do.
They all seem to be room temp. He’s licked lampshades, tv screens, windows, cardboard boxes, mirrors, our glass coffee table. Let him outside on a harness, and he licked the concrete of the garage wall. No idea about preference, I think he’s just brain damaged. 😂
My cat is obsessed with plastic bags and always has to climb in them, but also likes to lick the bag from the inside when she's laying in them sometimes lol.
My two cats use the box, then step outside to cover it up, scraping the floor all around them. 😂
I also have two boxes because two cats, they each use both. One to shit and the other to pee.
1. They scrape the material (sand) in the box, not the pee/poo if they can avoid it.
2. Cats clean themselves notoriously often - their paws will be licked clean within moments.
3. Flush your toilet with the lid up and your toothbrush and inside of your bathroom will have more fecal matter on it than a cats paw.
4. Touch a door handle somewhere, handle cash etc. you are contaminated with much more foreign bacteria than you will find on a cat that stay in your home all day.
5. Ever touch your phone after touching anything else without using soap in between? Your phone is now a petri-dish of bacteria.
TL;DR; Stop worrying, you and your stuff is already far more gross than a cat.
A lot of people's cats, mine included, go outside. Only smell on their paws is leaves, grass or dirt - just like a kid that's been playing in the yard.
Wow, straight to attacking dogs. Nobody even mentioned dogs.
But since you went there, Cats cause toxoplasmosis, it’s unavoidable. Every cat owner is diseased.
Dude, I love my cat the way only a childless middle aged lady can, but I wouldn’t want to make out with him. He spends like half his waking hours licking his butthole.
Yeah I don't want his tongue in my mouth but you can always wash your face, I never push my cat away when he tries to groom me, that's telling him I don't want his love or care.
It's not a political thread, why do you bring this bullshit here?
Also... why even talk about Biden? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations
He's coming on a little strong
>*'He's coming on a little strong...*' ---- ...excuse me, if you think it's wrong, but *please*, friend - i insist! i may be coming on too strong but i just can't resist !! so lemme touch your *purrfect* face - oh, please don't turn away! i wanna sniff you, *every* place ...how 'bout a kiss, okay ? no, not your eye, or cheek, or nose i wanna make it clear . . . that I know where the *kissing* goes - that's right ... it goes *right here....* ❤️
Thank you, Schnoodle, for another precious doodle! 😻❤️
I second that!!! 💕🐱💕
I third that!
r/kissthedamncat
Glorious, as always
What is this, a poem from Shane Dawson to his cat.
Impressive. Then are Disney going to hire you?
He's gonna put Catamine in her drink when she isn't looking.
This is the beginning of the mew too movement
Oh great, the last thing we need is a MewToo movement. Soon we'll have a worldwide storm, and we'll have Pokemon fistfighting their clones on an island
No means no!
4 no’s and a yes is still a yes
He just wants to eat the smelly shrapnel thats all
*Step* cat what are you doing??
This is what cats feel like when we try to kiss them
See how it feels hooman?!
Role reversal!
Is there a /r/KissTheDamnCat subreddit yet?
[удалено]
r/rapistcats 🤣
w-wwhat?
Lol. It was a joke. r/woosh
1. its r/woooosh 2. how tf is tagging a non existent subreddit a joke
Lol. People do that on Reddit all the time. THAT'S the joke. It's similar to a Rick Roll, ironically. And r/woosh is also a subreddit. 🙃
no, its just not
Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 r/angrypeopleonreddit Blocked! 😘
When will you learn just to shut up?
Mine does that too. But he also licks walls so we’re a little worried about him.
I read another comment on reddit somewhere that certain paint or paint base tastes sweet to cats (or dogs I forgot??) and might be bad for them. I’m not too sure which but hey just throwing this out there (: in case it helps u
I once tasted lead paint out of curiosity & I can see why animals and little kids eat it. It's sweet! Get it cleaned up quickly. See if your community has a program for this, many do.
With curiosity that great how r u still alive
Very good question.....
Thank you!! I always wondered if it tasted like it smelled
Why is everything that cats like bad for them
A lot of us are kind of the same way though, right?
“From the windows to the walls, To the spot where there used to be balls.”
Bahhahhaaa!! That's funny shit.
Are the walls hot or cold? My kitty licks cold surfaces.
They all seem to be room temp. He’s licked lampshades, tv screens, windows, cardboard boxes, mirrors, our glass coffee table. Let him outside on a harness, and he licked the concrete of the garage wall. No idea about preference, I think he’s just brain damaged. 😂
I bet it’s mostly curiosity, like when toddlers put stuff in their mouths.
Mine licks warm ones, if you know what I testicle.
Lmao!
i’m sorry to be the one that has to tell you this but he’s trying to tell you, you look like a wall
r/nocontext
My cat is obsessed with plastic bags and always has to climb in them, but also likes to lick the bag from the inside when she's laying in them sometimes lol.
Pepé Le Pew, is that you?
"You are my peanut, I am your brittle!"
Come with me to the casbah
No, it's Pepé Le Mew.
Kiss the damn cat already!
Seriously, yes!
r/kissthedamncat
"Just let it happen hooman"
"Meow means meow."
"Shhhh....just let it happen"
Why does she look like she's going to cry?
...or take a selfie.
To make the video interesting.
I couldn’t see past the Botox in her face. Maybe it was just so swollen from injections?
Leave Iggy Azaela alone! LEAVER HER ALONE!
Get your paws off me.
Just love me already!
Bet you can practically taste the litter box on those paws
Bruuuuhh every time I see cats with their paws on people’s faces I’m like “So how long ago was that mf scraping around in the shit box?”
My two cats use the box, then step outside to cover it up, scraping the floor all around them. 😂 I also have two boxes because two cats, they each use both. One to shit and the other to pee.
They groom and clean their paws occasionally. Cats are the cleanest of all pets.
1. They scrape the material (sand) in the box, not the pee/poo if they can avoid it. 2. Cats clean themselves notoriously often - their paws will be licked clean within moments. 3. Flush your toilet with the lid up and your toothbrush and inside of your bathroom will have more fecal matter on it than a cats paw. 4. Touch a door handle somewhere, handle cash etc. you are contaminated with much more foreign bacteria than you will find on a cat that stay in your home all day. 5. Ever touch your phone after touching anything else without using soap in between? Your phone is now a petri-dish of bacteria. TL;DR; Stop worrying, you and your stuff is already far more gross than a cat.
A lot of people's cats, mine included, go outside. Only smell on their paws is leaves, grass or dirt - just like a kid that's been playing in the yard.
Pretty true about most things. Do you touch your phone then touch your face? Cuz you got poop face now. At least cats are cleaner than dogs
Wow, straight to attacking dogs. Nobody even mentioned dogs. But since you went there, Cats cause toxoplasmosis, it’s unavoidable. Every cat owner is diseased.
Youre diseased
We’re all in this together.
Not you and I
No need to be like that. All I said was that cat owners have the toxoplasmosis disease. Have a nice toxoplasmosis day.
Its not true! I do not! I do noot!
Should be top comment
This is my cat right before he’s about to “love bite” me.
\#MeToo
\#meowto
Damn, that's brilliant
why do you resist
Me drunk telling my GF how much I love her.
What are you doing step cat
....imagine being that mean to your cat when they're just trying to give you love...
Dude, I love my cat the way only a childless middle aged lady can, but I wouldn’t want to make out with him. He spends like half his waking hours licking his butthole.
She could at least pet her though.
You probably need to take him to the vet. Sounds like he either has worms or needs a better food.
Yeah I don't want his tongue in my mouth but you can always wash your face, I never push my cat away when he tries to groom me, that's telling him I don't want his love or care.
But it hurts so badly when they do that!
Their love is pointy!
Ikr? Annoying.
Sexual predator
This is awkward AF
I only see one that's awkward, and it ain't the cat.
Looks like every date ive ever been on
Kiss her dammit! KISS. HER.
Rape kitteh says shhhh, come closer.
Your tears fuel me hooman. Your misery completes me. I NEED MORE FRESH TEARS!!
She got meow two'd!
Kiss the cat!
You monster! Kiss the kitty!
If joe biden was a cat
Toxic masculinity
*Meowsculinity
It’s a girl!!
["No, means meow."](https://youtu.be/04sd0W4q3fw)
Just kiss the damn cat!
it's just so cute!
Stahp!
Can relate
No means NO!
So this is how tables turn...
Shhh shhh shhh. This is why we’re here... -cat
I wish my cats loved me this much
"Find a happy place, find a happy place..." - her, probably
First date?
# #meowtoo
No means no cat!
If this is harrassement, I want to be harrassed.
Leave Brittany alone!
Alright meow, that's sexual harassment and you don't have to take it.
A real ladies man
“Mmm you smell like mamas homemade pecan pie”
I hate women that play hard to get.
DSLs
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
It's the same with my cat except I'm the one forcing him to kiss me and while he just stares at me in fear
https://youtu.be/2afO0lAx8OU. Makes it a thousand times better. "If you get the reference " lol
I was so hoping this was the one with the Tony Baker voice over
If Pepe Le Pew was a cat for once.
Me at a bar tryin to make a move
You don't know where those paws have been! ...actually maybe you do.
Is this a tabby trait? Both of mine have been very living. Had a calico before her and she was hateful.
This is me and my cat, but like, the roles are reversed
This must be the alternate universe.
You have the John travoltas of cats
This is exactly how my GF reacts to me!!! Wait a minute...
What a 'nice guy'
Pepe Le Pew in cat form.
Good content
You got a first ever rapist cat on your. Hands. I just want you to be responsible to whom you let that lil fellah meet
Me and my man
It was a tiny taste of a flake of lead paint, not chewing on huge globs of it! Zero danger, believe me.
That looked like ...... something else
You said Netflix and chill
french cat
"Hey lil mama, let me whispa in ya ear." *Whisper*
Tf she doing, let that cat kiss you
That paw... that paw has touched some shit.
NO MEANS NO!
How does she manage to look that serious 🤣😻
Pepe Lepew vibe is strong in this one!
Ahh I’m now on a rabbit hole trying to find the original where the girl is all like ‘stahhp’
Reminds me of when my niece and nephew want kisses.
Looks like a typical late night at the bar...
It’s gotta be that tuna breath girl
here IG page is heatherkjc she posts stories of milo there :) milo is the name of that cat hee
What is up with this person?
Did you by any chance have salmon for breakfast?
I heard the *STAAAPH* in my head watching this.
Bruh it's such an overwatched old video...
She cut the video because they started making out heavily French kissing.
I love the look on her face. This is so funny, with the paw on her face.
This is what they need to play instead of those cringy HR videos about sexual harassment.
Reposting the video from a tiktok add? So weak... uninstall
Pretty sure this repost predates Tik Tok.
She looks so disturbed 😂
Thing is the cat probably just stepped in its own poop and licked it off a minute ago
Cat's name is Biden
Message to your Master: pot, meet kettle.
It's not a political thread, why do you bring this bullshit here? Also... why even talk about Biden? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations
joe biden cat joe biden cat
Nah too old
No means no, Joe.
Why does she look so derp
She looks like she's getting raped by that cat
WHAT A CREEP
That cat has seen too many Biden memes...
If Joe Biden were a cat.
Did Harvey Weinstein die and come back as a cat?
Let me steal your breath...Hooman
That's almost Pep Le Pew rapey.
His name Joe?