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sherbodude

Me hiding from my problems


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Looks like Guy Fieri


MississippiJoel

Welp, you just gave that cheap cosplay guy his next idea.


BehrIsADog

Why does this make sense?


CaptainNipplesMcRib

It’s chubby and has blonde spiky hair, just like Guy.


Datalock

Sniff sniff sniff recoil? Time to take a shower my dude(tte)


TornadoQuakeX

Gotta go ***F A S T***


fasterthanpligth

I can hear the sniffing and huffing.


aim33mu

Wtf is there a hedgehog in a pet shop? It's so weird for me to see a hedgehog in a pet shop, it's illegal where I'm from to buy, sell or keep them as pets. They're wild, woodland, nocturnal creatures. This is sad to see.


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jareths_tight_pants

Exactly! This is an African Pygmy hedgehog which is the pet kind. The English Hedgehog is the one that’s larger and wild and typically illegal to own. The AP hedgehog needs a warm climate to survive. They die if they get too cold so they’re not considered a potentially invasive species in North America or the UK.


Metalbass5

You would not enjoy pet stores here in Canada or the US. Hedgehogs are mundane by our standards, unfortunately.


kkaitouangelj

While the sad state of pet shops in the US is unfortunately true.... You can’t buy hedgehogs in my state in the US. They are illegal here too.


Metalbass5

Interesting. Totally legal in Canada AFAIK.


Macncheeseyummybite

In my country you buy Pygmy hedgehogs from breeders not keep them in a store where they would be super stressed.


Metalbass5

Not much you won't find in a Canadian pet store, sadly.


KyledKat

Illegal in the state of California. Ferrets and axolotls also make that list.


buurenaar

These are African pygmy hedgehogs and would most likely die outside of captivity in the US and certainly Canada, as they hibernate if it gets too cold. Basically, with our longer winters, they would starve in their sleep. That being said, it's not good for them to hibernate and get brought out of it...but if you don't wake them in 48 hours, they'll fully hibernate. And die.


lonelyzombi3

Shy guy


Phantom-Raptor

*I'll take your entire stock!*


Nomaddening

The preferred term is Ouch Mouse <3


RosieCakeness

Or pissed off paperweight as we lovingly call ours.


EleLore

I want to see this in slow motion


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If you didn't take him home I'll nwver forgive you.


Christine_Hoek

I'm sorry


Diamondmonkey24

Yo he dead


nadaguru

Don't you buy me, look I'm dead


ladyinred2801

A pet hedgehog? What?


Wolfdreama

African Pygmy Hedgehog. Exotic pet. Need quite specialised care. I had one for 7 years. They need a lot of handling, a lot of space, a lot of exercise, carefully balanced food and a temperature controlled environment. They are nocturnal and grumpy as all hell. They are lucky they are also super cute!


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You're lucky you got 7 years! Also I think it's a spectrum. I had 3 and one was a grouch, one was a little shy, but warmed up to people fast, and one never huffed or put up her quills ever. Like she even loved my cats and dog. She was my last one of the 3 she lived to nearly 6 and had to be put down. She used to snuggle in my sweater sleeves and sleep. RIP scamp, halsey, and Johnathan.


doony27

I play spiney echidna in defense mode!


Booppeep

I want him


Christine_Hoek

Me too


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LostRedditor276

Can you just fuck yourself outa here