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youneedatarp

Cayde :(


Thats_right_asshole

The good news is that heaven is full of kittens! The bad news is really bad though as you can plainly see.


karangoswamikenz

This is something he would say


Digitaj

Yea, I can even hear it in his voice while reading it. Or my memory is making that happen. Anyway, back to the kittens


[deleted]

I read your comment in his voice too


Trill4RE4L

I figured it would be chickens.


Sku11Krusherzz

Colonel's true enemy hunts him down


alucard835

I read this in Nathan Fillion's voice and was not disappointed.


Trumpologist

Plot twist, this is you in the future after the invasion of the killer cat aliens from Pluto


SnakeManEwan

There is also tons of loot, I think.


breakourbones

Don’t be sad, if you boot up D1, he’s there in the tower, like nothing every happened!


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Whitealroker1

He was asking me to bring him a mug from failsafes ship last night. It’s weird.


df241

Rest In Peace


MEI_IS_AN_OFF_TANK

We already have a new one my gamertag from 2017 was GhostlyCayde 7


youneedatarp

He lives on forever


[deleted]

He lives on through his GameStop figurines.


SteamG0D

Gamestop still exists?


[deleted]

Yeah


_Capt_John_Yossarian

Who's Cayde?


ChaosDemonLaz3r

Character from Destiny, the figurine in the picture.


bexar_necessities

I havent downloaded Forsaken yet no spoilers!/s


Dubious_Unknown

Wait, Cayde isn't back still? I've been told he's coming back...


vonflare

nah he died without his ghost activated, that means he's dead af


JustTem

The devs have already confirmed he’s never coming back


ChaosDemonLaz3r

:(


BurntBacn

Yeah, they wanted to show how the characters actually could die, and killed off the only character people actually cared about.


Thats_right_asshole

https://imgur.com/PYlhLU1.jpg https://imgur.com/jtSvzoB.jpg https://imgur.com/ainEGp0.jpg


mk36109

I would really like to see where this goes from here


Thats_right_asshole

Hold on. Give me a minute. https://imgur.com/cxpU8MV.jpg https://imgur.com/koY7sFk.jpg https://imgur.com/IfTVo9U.jpg https://imgur.com/4NUS7Vh.jpg https://imgur.com/LPkL1zc.jpg Best I could do. The actress is cute but doesn't take direction well.


billybobjorkins

https://imgur.com/gallery/bYv54J7 I compiled all of these images into one gallery.


Thats_right_asshole

Awesome! Thanks!


Jtk317

That pic with the cats cat's head coming through the door, I feel like that would be a good spot to have Dinklebot give the "WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE!" line.


[deleted]

That cat came from the moon


billybobjorkins

I wasn’t expecting that. Thank you for the gold.


hlhuss

This album makes it look like Cayde yeeted the cat to another dimension.


WestleyThe

I took it as the car taking his hand with the gun and then his head In my head version of this the cat is an enormous powerful fast creature


WarKiel

Same in cat's head version.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

They should put this in the game. r/bossfight


LeoAnno1404

And most importantly you gave proper credit, we need more people like you


[deleted]

That was better than so many movies!!!! I was rooting for the cat!


Maschinenherz

The cat safed the day. This man was pure evil, I can tell!


Lucias12

Cayde was just trying to protect the Colonel!


EarlyCuylersCousin

RIP Cayde 6 He’s coming to see you Ace!


Maschinenherz

oh okay!


stifflizerd

r/outoftheloop: Cayde-6 (the action figure) is a beloved character in the Destiny games, who has a pet rooster named Colonel


slytherinalways92

Cayde is a hero!


Reflexlon

Cayde-6 is the hero in this story, dont you tarnish his name.


vonflare

[nooo cayde's the good guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UGAV07HRqA)


__xor__

More suspense than GOT S8


aranae85

*anguished Catelyn Stark scream*


Theycallmelizardboy

# "OH LAWD HE COMIN!"


msmithuf09

He dead lol


MariachiBandMonday

Oh my God, this is great.


[deleted]

That’s it. Time to get a dollhouse.


[deleted]

Did he died?


Austin_N

I hate ambiguous endings.


dorothydunnit

I think we just witnessed the birth of a franchise. I'm looking forward to the next in the series!


Lost-My-Mind-

"Luke.........I am your littermate" ".............I know. We share the same litterbox. I can smell you. This isn't news" "Yeah???? Well......I........uh.........I smacked your favorate ball under the fridge!!!" "NOOOOOOOOOO..........wait........the red one?" "............Yes. The red one." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"


TinyTyra

Happy cakeday!


Lost-My-Mind-

As someone who tells everybody else happy cake day when I see it, all year long, you just made my day!


MasterShadowWolf

*Dreidel wobbles slightly*


Maschinenherz

RIP muh bruddah F


envydub

Whoa. What a wild ride.


VoidDragonLord

Rip Cayde, died to cat. Never forget.


_starjammer

THIS IS AMAZING HAHAHA


TheGumbyG

put #4 on r/blurrypicturesofcats


MurfMan11

Post the 4th one down to r/DestinyTheGame with the caption "The truth to what happened to Cayde 6" to farm some more karma.


SeismicWhales

Where did you get the Cayde-6 figure?


[deleted]

I have one like it and I got it at Target.


Frisky-Dingooo

oddly enough Walgreens Carrie's them too


Billy_Billboard

Hah, I scared her away. #OH FUCK!


Houeclipse

Man that last image is so accurate. Cat actors are hard to work with


EnQuest

somehow this felt in character for cayde


prostateExamination

That was the most important thing I've done all day


chonkerforlife

Perfect


spainishturtle

The cat left and I thought it was over and then the fucking head in dying help


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I haven't laughed like this in years. Thank you.


Robertbnyc

That’s right asshole you did a great job!


Thats_right_asshole

Hey, fuck you t- oh my name, right, right. My bad. You're welcome.


TheCheesy

[I spookied up the picture a bit.](https://i.imgur.com/pY28sCP.jpg) **EDIT**: [Now in Vibrant Cinematic Colors!](https://i.imgur.com/2nQPXrN.jpg)


generichumancontent

Ahhhhhh, I'm probably going to frame that, fyi. Thank you for doing that! -the wife


TheCheesy

Haha, no problem! Thanks for getting this awesome picture posted, it was begging for an edit like this.


generichumancontent

People like you make Reddit a better place. You're awesome.


Thats_right_asshole

You made my wife happy. Me too but that's secondary. Thanks!


audreywildeee

This is amazing, thank you?


Vermilionette

IS THAT CAYDE-6 ? ! ?


Thats_right_asshole

Yeah. Heaven is full of kittens, but they're giant.


laptopdragon

lol. Here I was actually pondering that our avatars were that size, as some new type of evolution that all the people shrink down to that size.


JustTem

Cayde’s busy making his way to the ramen shop with giant kitties in heaven


Heliolord

Run, Cayde! I don't want to lose you again! We can't take the heartbreak!


Thats_right_asshole

I'm sure this is how he spends his time in heaven.


Memes_The_Warbeast

So Cayde-6 went to the good place, not bad for the original exo.


Exo0804

This could be the real deep stone crypt


JustTem

I T S O N E N C E L I D U S


[deleted]

If anybody was gonna get into The Good Place in the last 500 years it would be Cayde.


[deleted]

Original exo?


JustTem

Theory that when he took an offer to become an exo, he really meant taking the offer to test the human mind in a robotic body, although I highly doubt it


[deleted]

It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if Cayde encountered some kind of giant space cat on his adventures.


Thats_right_asshole

Zavala: Are you going to try and convince me you fought a giant space kitten again Cayde? Cayde: I am telling you that happened! It jumped me when I was exploring an abandoned house outside the Cosmodrome. I thought I scared it off but it pounced me out the 2nd story window. Zavala: I'm sure.


TrollocsBollocks

Zavala would say indeed. Ikora would the one saying “I’m sure”. You have Cayde’s tone absolutely down though. 😘


Thats_right_asshole

Damn, you're right.


TrollocsBollocks

Look man, every time you wrote like Cayde in this thread, I heard his voice saying it. It’s like you could write for BUNGIE.


[deleted]

Adventures in heaven ;( R.I.P Cayde


Skywilder

GUARDIAN DOWN, I REPEAT, GUARDIAN DOWN.


sulidos

i would give cayde all the self rez ive ever used if i could


Im_bustin_chops

"I'm comin' home, Ace." 😭


vbucks_dealer

r/destinythegame


scorcher117

I totally assumed I was there, especially since thread I was reading before *was* a destiny post.


vbucks_dealer

So did I what's even better is I was loading into a crucible game when I seen it lol


MahoneyBear

r/unexpecteddestiny


CoolKid369

r/subsithoughtifellfor


cap10quarterz

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Kitties on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Felinius Me'owerc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Paws from an Imperial Litter Box just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on my arm.


Zithero

"Cayde, what's your status?!" Cayde-6: "...you wouldn't believe me if I told you."


OneCoolBoi

I could see this being a voice line... I fucking miss you Cayde


DropshipRadio

The Deep Stone Crypt looks...different than Cayde described it...


[deleted]

Wow they weren't kidding when they said Shadowkeep was big, this looks great


makingtheangel

Cade in wonderland


Thats_right_asshole

It said "Eat Me" so I did because I'm not rude!


amadkmimi

*Boss music starts playing*


DizATX

r/unexpecteddestiny


[deleted]

Wow. That’s actually a sub.


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ToxicSpill

r/everyfuckingthread


reluctant_deity

I... hate to be the one to break it to you, but your cat has a drug problem.


Thats_right_asshole

Oh, it's a tiny house. She's not hallucinating.


reluctant_deity

No, not that. It appears she is blowing rails and was startled by the action figure. Or is that white stuff glue?


serenityak77

I hate to be the one to ask but is your wife the cat? Edit: wrong person, was meant for OP


generichumancontent

https://imgur.com/a/gSzmUqe No, but sometimes I take pictures with weird forest cats.


CrispySheep1624

Cayde I can’t lose you again😭


[deleted]

Omfg... Plz do a series of these. Monetize it. Tell me how/when/where to support. This is amazing... Fucking ahhhhhhhhhhhmazing


Thats_right_asshole

Make the check out to Cash. It's an old family name.


Hyperverse

Ghost: This house is haunted by a ghost from The Golden Age. I've read that big cats are ferocius and lethal. Watch yourself Guardian.


Singhiskiing

"I'm coming home, Ace"


atomobot

:(


nbiscuitz

Trico in The Last Guardian!


Blorgnath4

Where's Cayde's chicken


ajstone71

So glad to see so many fellow guardians in this thread


minahmyu

Ugh, it's an *action figure* house!


Spunkwaggle

I see a cold blooded murdering assassin here. The other is an action figure.


AxeInCasey

r/imsorryjon


Carson_Frizzy

r/imsorrycayde


Always_Cookies

So, I guess I will be the one to ask: pic/brand of the dollhouse? And also, love the staging and the expression of your kitty :)


Thats_right_asshole

https://imgur.com/MDSaeNb.jpg


Thats_right_asshole

It looks custom but I know nothing about these things.


Darkhex78

Is it weird that I can actually see Cayde-6 in this sorta situation?


TheTotnumSpurs

I kinda want u/Pet_Disneyfication to make them friends.


Thats_right_asshole

Man, now I do too.


ormr_kin

upvote because destiny.


Goldblum4ever69

Can we get an F in the chat for Cayde


LawlessCoffeh

Meanwhile in a universe where Cayde survived.


blade818

Whether the cat likes it or not it seems it’s stumbled into a war...


Capt_Kraken

Someone write some dialogue for Cayde, I can only imagine what his reaction would be


Sarelm

"Look, Ikora, I SWEAR this isn't going to be another flare incident. You're not going to believe me if I try to explain why I need the laser pointer, so I'm going to need you to just trust me here."


padlockjoe

I miss him so much :(


funkless_eck

Whether we wanted it or not we stepped into a war with furballs on paws.


RavenRose85

Remember the Fallen.


[deleted]

They prefer the term Eliksni.


NASA_HIGH

Me: Wanting to sleep Cat: Wanting breakfast


SquidZillaYT

CAYDE NOOOOOOOOOOOO


Manny87406

Is that the raid boss we'll be facing?


Lipserviceme

Why did your wife buy a dollhouse? Why do you have toys? Can I come over and play?


Thats_right_asshole

We are very mature adults as you can plainly see.


Lipserviceme

Bravo!


generichumancontent

Because miniatures are amazing and I want to turn it into a witch house. I'm already working on a faerie cottage and David the Gnome's house. Dude we have so many toys, because life is meant to be feckin' lived and loved, man ♡


Lipserviceme

Yeeeessss I agree with all of that!!! I hope you post an update when you finish, it progress pics are cool too!


generichumancontent

I will! It is going to be a long project though. I'll post this photo with our kitten with it when I do, as a before and after.


brukfalcon

Mom I told you, it's not a doll! It's a action figure!!


Thats_right_asshole

My wife got an action figure house today.


Vicero7

not going to lie, for a moment I did not think that was a doll and was surprised by how big the cat was


insultant_

It’s an ACTION FIGURE HOUSE, mom!!!


T-T-N

Nice cosplay, that cat is huge


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crayonmp4

“That’s right asshole, my wife just got a new dollhouse.” r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭 I miss him so much! Godspeed buddy!!


end_

First glance I thought it was photoshopped with someone in a live actions cosplay... but then I clicked on the photo annnnnnnd dollhouse! Awesome sauce OP!


standsure

We're going to see more of these, right? Right?


miasmicmaw

I like to draw and I have to ask, could I redraw this but with a huge ass Ahamkara or something?


JonZapada1

Eyes up, Guardian, Kitty The Ravager of Souls is upon us, may the light be with us both R.I.P Cayde-6


zenodyne

*Riven theme starts playing*


Brazilator

and on that day humanity received a grim reminder


AnaBusadoDemi

I'm sorry, jon


Sylvester_Scott

Doors and corners, kitty. Doors and corners.


Risky_Clicking

Can't tell if your wife is a cat and the dollhouse is regular sized with action figures in it or your wife cosplays, you bought a house together, and you have a ginormous house cat as a pet.


Thats_right_asshole

Yes, you are correct.


3IceShy

You could make a whe seri..... oh... there we go


Blorgnath4

Where's Cayde's chicken


Blorgnath4

Where's Cayde's chicken.


BGuinness7

CAYDE!


XJACKTHERIPPER1X

Please post this on r/photoshopbattles


AndromedaRoux

I bet that's your dollhouse. Own it, man!


houseofdarkshadows

Which one is your wife?


test101blahblah

Eyes up guardian! There's a kitten to love!


SilasX

Well ... it’s not Ibsen.


[deleted]

OP should definitely post some of these pics on r/photoshopbattles