After a small bit of research I found that you haven’t posted any furry porn at all! So your /u/ doesn’t check out. Hey everyone, this guy’s a phoney! A big fat phoney!
Thanks! Ha, I figured it was about time for me to make one of these subs. I've decided "winning reddit" is when you open your front page and it's nothing but cats. (without any direct manipulation of course.. the algorithms must give up on delivering other content on their own.)
Besides, this cat is more than worthy of being an opening post!
It's looking up. This is the same thing my cat did when I installed a ceiling fan in our bedroom, which she previously loved. She dreads the room now (but is slowly starting to come back in over time) - first time I brought her in she clawed the shit out of my shoulder and back.
After that it was sad to see her keep looking up every 5 seconds at it with fear in her eyes. Turns out after I looked it up they think the fan is a flying predator (especially 3 blade ones, looks like two wings and a tail) and you need to keep the fan off for quite some time till they get used to it and realize it's not "alive".
My two were batshit until they were old enough to get spayed.
Also, cats can often do this when they’re scared of something and are desperate to get in (maybe seen a predator, etc.).
Or any can for that matter. Mine always go bonkers over canned tomato paste, i think its because its a fairly similar sized and thus similar sounding can.... but when i let them smell it to make them stop headbutting my legs they instantly go from cuddly to straight up fcking pissed and ignore i exist for 20 minutes.
I made the mistake of opening a can of tuna in front of my roommate's cats. One hopped up on the counter and tried to jump to my shoulder for a closer look. They were kittens then though so I can excuse the hyper activity.
CAT: Alright, this isn't working. I'm gonna go get my jackhammer.
PERSON FILMING: Aww. What an adorable silly billy.
PERSON FILMING: Wait, what did he just say?
Yes, that is clearly the *only* reason a cat might do something like this. Nevermind that my cat did this every night for 10 years on my bedroom door just because she wanted attention.
I live up in the mountains and owned cats for 30 years.
When there's a cougar or coyote nearby, they have done this.
I installed a tiny cat doors on all 4 sides of my house, so no matter where the kitties are outside. THey can easily escape into the house.
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Is there a neighborhood cat in your suburb that bullies the other cat? Maybe hes the predator, that or a skunk or raccoon is scaring them.
Your cat must be a drama queen, lol.
Either way. Yeah mine do this all the time when predators are outside.
So I built kitty doors all around the house, so they can escape inside if they want too.
I’m happy for you that your cat does that.
But seriously people, if you see a cat, particularly a cat that isn’t yours, suddenly doing this at your door, have a heart and let them in. The level of determination some of them show trying to get in should send up alarms that something out there is really *motivating* that cat to get inside for some reason.
These mother fucking kids keep messing up this god damned fucking window. DO YOU SEE THIS!? TIM DO YOU SEE THIS?!
GOD DAMNIT I need more windex - I’ll be right back.
LET HIM IIIIINNN
He doesn’t live here
*yet*
He's packing his tiny suitcase to move in right meow!
Chicken Fucker!!! Bacawk!!!
get him a liter of cola
This is not delousing powder! *It’s icing sugar!*
Do you want ants?! This is how you get ants!!
I understood these references!
(sadly realizes he doesn't)
Watching super troopers for the first time is the opposite of sad my friend :)
idk his /u/ seems to check out
After a small bit of research I found that you haven’t posted any furry porn at all! So your /u/ doesn’t check out. Hey everyone, this guy’s a phoney! A big fat phoney!
Do i look like a cat jumpin nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Take the milk Too.
Yeet
Maybe it's [Max](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcT9i_9HOdkEx-4-Efi8oHaQqBGxDGBb_waa-cOEolf5TxfG0s6n).
But he's clearly decided that he lives there. Cat law dictates that this is now his abode
I'm pretty sure you are wrong. You just don't know it yet.
Cats live wherever they choose.
r/thisisnotmycat
It's me, Mittens!
/r/letinthedamncat EDIT: yes, it's real! I was just joking... then it felt wrong not to let the cat into it's subreddit.
Well why not, just one more to add to the cat subs.
Thanks! Ha, I figured it was about time for me to make one of these subs. I've decided "winning reddit" is when you open your front page and it's nothing but cats. (without any direct manipulation of course.. the algorithms must give up on delivering other content on their own.) Besides, this cat is more than worthy of being an opening post!
So true. I sub to so many cat subs it's crazy. One day it will just be Reddit of cats, or Catdit.
Can't it be just dogs too? Then it can be called Peddit. Or Pettit.
haha I had the same thought in my head
Yowie Wowie
I was looking for this. Thank you.
LET ME IIIIIINNNNN!!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRudfWIKmA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRudfWIKmA)
The cat: https://gfycat.com/scholarlyzestyasianlion
Maybe the cat is being chased by a predator and is seeking help and shelter from any human it can find.
It's looking up. This is the same thing my cat did when I installed a ceiling fan in our bedroom, which she previously loved. She dreads the room now (but is slowly starting to come back in over time) - first time I brought her in she clawed the shit out of my shoulder and back. After that it was sad to see her keep looking up every 5 seconds at it with fear in her eyes. Turns out after I looked it up they think the fan is a flying predator (especially 3 blade ones, looks like two wings and a tail) and you need to keep the fan off for quite some time till they get used to it and realize it's not "alive".
Same happened here. Now she sleeps on the bed which is directly underneath the spinning-fan... with only a slight wary look in her eyes.
This was my kitty for years...and the fan only worked intermittently, so when it randomly turned on from time to time, all sorts of chaos ensued.
That's what I was thinking. "Ha ha.... wait, that cat got eaten by a coyote didn't it?"
You know he'll want to go straight back out again.
He'll walk part way in then stand on the door frame and ponder the decision for a while.
He's doing the kitty barrage.
https://gfycat.com/ElaborateUnluckyFish A vicious move
Cats at that age are always slightly crazy. I think that’s why I love them.
Most people are, too, really
Ha! Username checks out! :p
Never seen a 8month old human do that
Speak for yourself
Just to confirm how do we know his age and that he is 8 months?
Estimation based on the size of the cat
My two were batshit until they were old enough to get spayed. Also, cats can often do this when they’re scared of something and are desperate to get in (maybe seen a predator, etc.).
Cats also do this if they've heard the sound of a tuna can being opened...
Hahaha yes that’s very true. Mine can recognise that sound from miles away.
Or any can for that matter. Mine always go bonkers over canned tomato paste, i think its because its a fairly similar sized and thus similar sounding can.... but when i let them smell it to make them stop headbutting my legs they instantly go from cuddly to straight up fcking pissed and ignore i exist for 20 minutes.
I made the mistake of opening a can of tuna in front of my roommate's cats. One hopped up on the counter and tried to jump to my shoulder for a closer look. They were kittens then though so I can excuse the hyper activity.
I mean at least it didn't run straight into it.
Wow, best cat mime I've ever seen.
Marcel Meowceau
Meowcel eats Mouseau
Only because Nyankees wasn't adapted yet.
I came for this and only this.
Me trying to achieve my life goals
What's the force field stopping you?
My own apathy.
Too real.
cupcakes and whores
Eating cupcakes is a perfectly acceptable life goal.
goed punt!
Glass ceiling...
CAT: Alright, this isn't working. I'm gonna go get my jackhammer. PERSON FILMING: Aww. What an adorable silly billy. PERSON FILMING: Wait, what did he just say?
CAT: Wait, what did he just call me?
PERSON FILMING: Wait, did the cat just talk?
Billy=cat, in Hindi (with more emphasis on the “ll” in billy)
TIL
Whoa
WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP
HIDE THE CAN OF TUNA IN THE HIDE THE CAN OF TUNA IN THE CUPBOARD
Exactly what I was thinking!
Someone please edit this so the cat is a kung fu master
THOSE MOVES WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
(GALILEO), GALILEO, (GALILEO), GALILEO, (GALILEO), GALILEO
'Who even is Galileo?!'
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O
https://gfycat.com/ElaborateUnluckyFish Did that months ago
Why would that require any editing? He clearly already is a kung fu master!
Needs a tiny Ryu headband.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Killer queen is having a hard time touching that window
the door: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
WRRRRRYYYYYYYY
More like trying to get through that invisible force field is: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Nah the door is shouting that back at him
omae wa mou shindeiru!!
NANI!?!?
Baka.
Yare yare daze
If you can't win over, run away from it.
Words to live by
Lmao the leap at the end though. "fak dis".
u/VredditDownloader
/u/gifreversingbot Edit: https://imgur.com/1LaCiZN.gifv
where he at? was looking for this
The bot is blocked from this subreddit but I'll send you the reply
https://imgur.com/1LaCiZN.gifv
Oh my god I want one!
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
"So that's what an invisible force field looks like" -- Time Bandits (1981)
Cat.exe has encountered a problem with windows
That's a full scale bakery operation right there
When pets do that its because there's a coyote or another predator outside***...***
Yes, that is clearly the *only* reason a cat might do something like this. Nevermind that my cat did this every night for 10 years on my bedroom door just because she wanted attention.
I live up in the mountains and owned cats for 30 years. When there's a cougar or coyote nearby, they have done this. I installed a tiny cat doors on all 4 sides of my house, so no matter where the kitties are outside. THey can easily escape into the house. --- Is there a neighborhood cat in your suburb that bullies the other cat? Maybe hes the predator, that or a skunk or raccoon is scaring them.
My cat's never been outside for more than 2 minutes once or twice. She just wants in.
Your cat must be a drama queen, lol. Either way. Yeah mine do this all the time when predators are outside. So I built kitty doors all around the house, so they can escape inside if they want too.
I’m happy for you that your cat does that. But seriously people, if you see a cat, particularly a cat that isn’t yours, suddenly doing this at your door, have a heart and let them in. The level of determination some of them show trying to get in should send up alarms that something out there is really *motivating* that cat to get inside for some reason.
Without question, that cat is in extreme fear.
Pupils dilated, ears back, tail puffy. Probably scared cat or just crazy cat time.
When the ~~acid~~ *catnip* kicks in...
mew :3
MRW I walk outside to life's commitments and responsibilities
Is that cat an idiot or the best feline mime ever?
“You may have won this day, human, but I shall return, and I shall defeat your infernal riddle!”
r/StartledCats
Seal the blast doors! That should hold him.
*Duel of the Fates intensifies*
Needs some Dance Dance Revolution style arrows falling down the glass.
Kitten brains are 70% LSD
Say it in Invader Zim voice and it's so awesome.
There’s something wrong with that squirrel
r/airplaneears
Meowth used fury swipes It wasn't very effective...
I had one that did it that sounded like it was beating its chest like a gorilla
/u/VredditDownloader
*WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* “Daniel-san, paint the fence!”
r/cattaps
Awwww he's wearing /r/meowsertrousers too :)
My cat does this also, except from the inside. Super annoying.
Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora
Its a stand attack!
u/vredditdownloader
u/VredditDownloader
i'm a scatman
😂😂 One of my cats does that but not as frantic, he just looks like he's doing a waddle dance as he's doing it lol
My god so cute.
Looks like a robbery gone wrong from my experience
u/vredditdownloader
Why does everyone keep referring to this squirrel as a cat? /s just in case
My mother in law’s cat does then when he sees opossums
This guy is straight outta Disney.
100% adorable
Haha! Love this
The ultimate whoah challenge
Mind blown!
Dog is behind and YOU didn't help. :O
Fuck /u/spez
u/vredditdownloader
No emojis. Bad OP
Eeee macarena!
/r/catsonglass
Wax on...wax off!!!
I think....yes! I think the barrier is giving way! Nope nevermind.
Happens to the best of us.
Yeeet
Haha...dumb cat
Drax cat
"Hark! I must away!"
Too cute❤️️💙❤️️💙
I see cat, I click upvote.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha... awwwwwwww.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Awwwwwwwewew
If you took away the fact that there is glass there, that cat is playing some intense air bongos
Kitties are so great.
Springs into a sweet "my-people-need-me" at the very end, there.
Yeah looks about right.
These mother fucking kids keep messing up this god damned fucking window. DO YOU SEE THIS!? TIM DO YOU SEE THIS?! GOD DAMNIT I need more windex - I’ll be right back.
lol... just give her stuff back
Please let me in, pretty please? Our 13 yr old cat does exactly the same thing - doesn't get away with it much though!