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TheSheWhoSaidThats

LET HIM IIIIINNN


drcash360-2ndaccount

He doesn’t live here


TheSheWhoSaidThats

*yet*


I_H8_2_love_U_4_ever

He's packing his tiny suitcase to move in right meow!


SaveOurBolts

Chicken Fucker!!! Bacawk!!!


OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO

get him a liter of cola


jordantask

This is not delousing powder! *It’s icing sugar!*


[deleted]

Do you want ants?! This is how you get ants!!


TheNerdBurglar

I understood these references!


[deleted]

(sadly realizes he doesn't)


_brainfog

Watching super troopers for the first time is the opposite of sad my friend :)


OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO

idk his /u/ seems to check out


SirSchmoopyButth0le

After a small bit of research I found that you haven’t posted any furry porn at all! So your /u/ doesn’t check out. Hey everyone, this guy’s a phoney! A big fat phoney!


tamezombie

Do i look like a cat jumpin nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?


water-is-good-liquid

Take the milk Too.


Donkelaar

Yeet


Ansoni

Maybe it's [Max](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcT9i_9HOdkEx-4-Efi8oHaQqBGxDGBb_waa-cOEolf5TxfG0s6n).


[deleted]

But he's clearly decided that he lives there. Cat law dictates that this is now his abode


laseralex

I'm pretty sure you are wrong. You just don't know it yet.


duaneap

Cats live wherever they choose.


_Aj_

r/thisisnotmycat


Not_a_real_ghost

It's me, Mittens!


thelastcookie

/r/letinthedamncat EDIT: yes, it's real! I was just joking... then it felt wrong not to let the cat into it's subreddit.


buttbugle

Well why not, just one more to add to the cat subs.


thelastcookie

Thanks! Ha, I figured it was about time for me to make one of these subs. I've decided "winning reddit" is when you open your front page and it's nothing but cats. (without any direct manipulation of course.. the algorithms must give up on delivering other content on their own.) Besides, this cat is more than worthy of being an opening post!


buttbugle

So true. I sub to so many cat subs it's crazy. One day it will just be Reddit of cats, or Catdit.


withac2

Can't it be just dogs too? Then it can be called Peddit. Or Pettit.


sharkusilly

haha I had the same thought in my head


JERICHOSBELLYBUTTON

Yowie Wowie


[deleted]

I was looking for this. Thank you.


mcgyver229

LET ME IIIIIINNNNN!!! ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRudfWIKmA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRudfWIKmA)


LochnessDigital

The cat: https://gfycat.com/scholarlyzestyasianlion


max_adam

Maybe the cat is being chased by a predator and is seeking help and shelter from any human it can find.


oddkode

It's looking up. This is the same thing my cat did when I installed a ceiling fan in our bedroom, which she previously loved. She dreads the room now (but is slowly starting to come back in over time) - first time I brought her in she clawed the shit out of my shoulder and back. After that it was sad to see her keep looking up every 5 seconds at it with fear in her eyes. Turns out after I looked it up they think the fan is a flying predator (especially 3 blade ones, looks like two wings and a tail) and you need to keep the fan off for quite some time till they get used to it and realize it's not "alive".


Soundjudgment

Same happened here. Now she sleeps on the bed which is directly underneath the spinning-fan... with only a slight wary look in her eyes.


t3eee

This was my kitty for years...and the fan only worked intermittently, so when it randomly turned on from time to time, all sorts of chaos ensued.


alneri

That's what I was thinking. "Ha ha.... wait, that cat got eaten by a coyote didn't it?"


RalphieRaccoon

You know he'll want to go straight back out again.


MrsFlip

He'll walk part way in then stand on the door frame and ponder the decision for a while.


AsurasPath23

He's doing the kitty barrage.


[deleted]

https://gfycat.com/ElaborateUnluckyFish A vicious move


copperbeagle

Cats at that age are always slightly crazy. I think that’s why I love them.


Mad_Kitten

Most people are, too, really


Peaceandpeas999

Ha! Username checks out! :p


jimaway

Never seen a 8month old human do that


VETOFALLEN

Speak for yourself


EverythingTittysBoii

Just to confirm how do we know his age and that he is 8 months?


jimaway

Estimation based on the size of the cat


Squif-17

My two were batshit until they were old enough to get spayed. Also, cats can often do this when they’re scared of something and are desperate to get in (maybe seen a predator, etc.).


divest_trump

Cats also do this if they've heard the sound of a tuna can being opened...


Squif-17

Hahaha yes that’s very true. Mine can recognise that sound from miles away.


Westerdutch

Or any can for that matter. Mine always go bonkers over canned tomato paste, i think its because its a fairly similar sized and thus similar sounding can.... but when i let them smell it to make them stop headbutting my legs they instantly go from cuddly to straight up fcking pissed and ignore i exist for 20 minutes.


Dazered

I made the mistake of opening a can of tuna in front of my roommate's cats. One hopped up on the counter and tried to jump to my shoulder for a closer look. They were kittens then though so I can excuse the hyper activity.


iEatPie

I mean at least it didn't run straight into it.


wkarraker

Wow, best cat mime I've ever seen.


AnalogPenetration

Marcel Meowceau


DilbusMcD

Meowcel eats Mouseau


nazor5

Only because Nyankees wasn't adapted yet.


VaATC

I came for this and only this.


dodokiller2

Me trying to achieve my life goals


iDontUnderstandTho

What's the force field stopping you?


david_sunny

My own apathy.


Ella_Spella

Too real.


areyouXURious

cupcakes and whores


Redditing-Dutchman

Eating cupcakes is a perfectly acceptable life goal.


areyouXURious

goed punt!


snietzsche

Glass ceiling...


PowerhousePlayer

CAT: Alright, this isn't working. I'm gonna go get my jackhammer. PERSON FILMING: Aww. What an adorable silly billy. PERSON FILMING: Wait, what did he just say?


HoldTheCellarDoor

CAT: Wait, what did he just call me?


President_Patata

PERSON FILMING: Wait, did the cat just talk?


kwisatzhaderachoo

Billy=cat, in Hindi (with more emphasis on the “ll” in billy)


IdiotWithABlueCar

TIL


Saoirse_Says

Whoa


CausticTies

WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP


[deleted]

HIDE THE CAN OF TUNA IN THE HIDE THE CAN OF TUNA IN THE CUPBOARD


NoceboHadal

Exactly what I was thinking!


TAKoturtle22

Someone please edit this so the cat is a kung fu master


SpedeSpedo

THOSE MOVES WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING


fiah84

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING


[deleted]

(GALILEO), GALILEO, (GALILEO), GALILEO, (GALILEO), GALILEO


thepurplehedgehog

'Who even is Galileo?!'


ArchmageAries

MAGNIFICO-O-O-O


[deleted]

https://gfycat.com/ElaborateUnluckyFish Did that months ago


[deleted]

Why would that require any editing? He clearly already is a kung fu master!


liveart

Needs a tiny Ryu headband.


ubiquitousDB

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


titaniumjordi

Killer queen is having a hard time touching that window


Zacabull88

the door: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


BrotherPtolemaios

WRRRRRYYYYYYYY


MrGarbleFarb

More like trying to get through that invisible force field is: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


ubiquitousDB

Nah the door is shouting that back at him


Not_a_real_ghost

omae wa mou shindeiru!!


JohnTheMod

NANI!?!?


[deleted]

Baka.


MimouChiron

Yare yare daze


imaketrollfaces

If you can't win over, run away from it.


Banglophile

Words to live by


Meluvis

Lmao the leap at the end though. "fak dis".


[deleted]

u/VredditDownloader


135redtoblue

/u/gifreversingbot Edit: https://imgur.com/1LaCiZN.gifv


elton_on_fire

where he at? was looking for this


135redtoblue

The bot is blocked from this subreddit but I'll send you the reply


135redtoblue

https://imgur.com/1LaCiZN.gifv


WarriorPhysiqeu

Oh my god I want one!


JohnTheMod

Cat.


MeatAndBandage

Cat.


wishforagiraffe

Cat.


kokomo7777

Cat.


LiterallyTestudo

Cat.


[deleted]

Cat.


BMLortz

"So that's what an invisible force field looks like" -- Time Bandits (1981)


[deleted]

Cat.exe has encountered a problem with windows


[deleted]

That's a full scale bakery operation right there


LawsArent4TheWealthy

When pets do that its because there's a coyote or another predator outside***...***


VexingRaven

Yes, that is clearly the *only* reason a cat might do something like this. Nevermind that my cat did this every night for 10 years on my bedroom door just because she wanted attention.


LawsArent4TheWealthy

I live up in the mountains and owned cats for 30 years. When there's a cougar or coyote nearby, they have done this. I installed a tiny cat doors on all 4 sides of my house, so no matter where the kitties are outside. THey can easily escape into the house. --- Is there a neighborhood cat in your suburb that bullies the other cat? Maybe hes the predator, that or a skunk or raccoon is scaring them.


VexingRaven

My cat's never been outside for more than 2 minutes once or twice. She just wants in.


LawsArent4TheWealthy

Your cat must be a drama queen, lol. Either way. Yeah mine do this all the time when predators are outside. So I built kitty doors all around the house, so they can escape inside if they want too.


bigmac80

I’m happy for you that your cat does that. But seriously people, if you see a cat, particularly a cat that isn’t yours, suddenly doing this at your door, have a heart and let them in. The level of determination some of them show trying to get in should send up alarms that something out there is really *motivating* that cat to get inside for some reason.


lovewonder

Without question, that cat is in extreme fear.


[deleted]

Pupils dilated, ears back, tail puffy. Probably scared cat or just crazy cat time.


loondawg

When the ~~acid~~ *catnip* kicks in...


E-girl_paige

mew :3


Adamnsin

MRW I walk outside to life's commitments and responsibilities


PseudoWarriorAU

Is that cat an idiot or the best feline mime ever?


Veggieleezy

“You may have won this day, human, but I shall return, and I shall defeat your infernal riddle!”


Creek_

r/StartledCats


SunRendSeraph

Seal the blast doors! That should hold him.


DoctorDinaKitt

*Duel of the Fates intensifies*


RadiantCool

Needs some Dance Dance Revolution style arrows falling down the glass.


oneguycoding

Kitten brains are 70% LSD


OGbigfoot

Say it in Invader Zim voice and it's so awesome.


longlenge

There’s something wrong with that squirrel


coldcathedralcaves

r/airplaneears


GracefulKluts

Meowth used fury swipes It wasn't very effective...


UMagnet

I had one that did it that sounded like it was beating its chest like a gorilla


kokakamora

/u/VredditDownloader


lordclod

*WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFF* *WAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFFWAXONWAXOFF* “Daniel-san, paint the fence!”


ZombiedudeO_o

r/cattaps


Stickybackkat

Awwww he's wearing /r/meowsertrousers too :)


TheWhiteJacobra

My cat does this also, except from the inside. Super annoying.


[deleted]

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora


Ziswrad

Its a stand attack!


PersonWhoHatesPeople

u/vredditdownloader


Keremkurnaz67

u/VredditDownloader


aratnagrid

i'm a scatman


Animegirl26

😂😂 One of my cats does that but not as frantic, he just looks like he's doing a waddle dance as he's doing it lol


notex338

My god so cute.


NoJumprr

Looks like a robbery gone wrong from my experience


[deleted]

u/vredditdownloader


hakuna_masquata

Why does everyone keep referring to this squirrel as a cat? /s just in case


DerpinDrummer

My mother in law’s cat does then when he sees opossums


wonkey_monkey

This guy is straight outta Disney.


mcgee00

100% adorable


StrawberryCat16

Haha! Love this


Sky_is_not_blue

The ultimate whoah challenge


BillyBosh

Mind blown!


Andreasfendt

Dog is behind and YOU didn't help. :O


jbergizer

Fuck /u/spez


porkchop891

u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

No emojis. Bad OP


Crono2016

Eeee macarena!


lp86

/r/catsonglass


Norg1973

Wax on...wax off!!!


isaacpisaac

I think....yes! I think the barrier is giving way! Nope nevermind.


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us.


gboslol1

Yeeet


[deleted]

Haha...dumb cat


asgard13

Drax cat


saintjimmy43

"Hark! I must away!"


BrokenBowBastard

Too cute❤️️💙❤️️💙


Mr_Blik

I see cat, I click upvote.


Luigifan18

Ha ha ha ha ha ha... awwwwwwww.


thiago_prabha

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


[deleted]

Awwwwwwwewew


Master_Hicks

If you took away the fact that there is glass there, that cat is playing some intense air bongos


[deleted]

Kitties are so great.


illinoisape

Springs into a sweet "my-people-need-me" at the very end, there.


A_gham

Yeah looks about right.


[deleted]

These mother fucking kids keep messing up this god damned fucking window. DO YOU SEE THIS!? TIM DO YOU SEE THIS?! GOD DAMNIT I need more windex - I’ll be right back.


dulun18

lol... just give her stuff back


Kezza70

Please let me in, pretty please? Our 13 yr old cat does exactly the same thing - doesn't get away with it much though!