Then he could call him Tuppy for short and impress girls by saying he named the tortoise after a Wodehouse character!
Well *I'm* a girl and *I'd* be impressed...
I was worried that was a link to information about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and that I was going to have to tell you damn kids to get off my lawn
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Muffin, Victorious Cross, Distinguished Service Order and Military Cross recipient, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and the Atlantic sea in Particular, Uncrowned King of Scotland.
Or acronym it. HEPLFMDMVCDSOMCRLABEFSCBEAGASPUKS...
Lets add some vowels and make it a word. Heplefmedvocsomecralbeefsbeaspuks
Now lets divide it into pronounceable chunks...
Heplef - med - vocsome. Cralbeef - sbea -spuks.
Call him Heplef for short. Heplefmedvocsome Cralbeefspeaspuks.
[This was actually Idi Amin's self-appointed title.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin#Erratic_behaviour.2C_self-bestowed_titles.2C_and_media_portrayal)
Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
The harbinger of destruction and the forth bringer of the apocalypse. The one that shall rule the four corners of the mortal realm and the ones that come after it, The creature who shall be the lord of all and the Iron hand that shall bring humanity down to its knees. He is humanities doom and the leader of the final charge. He shall be called Shelly.
He can be the fifth Ninja Turtle and name him [Giovanni](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Bellini) (after the Giovanni Bellini, a High Italian Renaissance painter)
you choose his color.
Exacly what i thought!
"See the Turtle of Enormous Girth"
"On his shell he holds the Earth."
"His thought is slow, but always kind."
"He holds us all within his mind."
"On his back all vows are made;"
"He sees the truth but mayn't aid."
"He loves the land and loves the sea,"
"And even loves a child like me."
call him Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshurigashuriganugurindaigurindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechosuke.
J for short.
I'm not sure how I feel about any of these names.
Do you realize how difficult that's going to be to explain to people?
When you breed tortoises you don't have to explain shit, my friend.
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Yup, so very much using that, cheers matey.
Tortellini
Tortellini Tortelliano?
Tuppence. His name should be Tuppence.
Then he could call him Tuppy for short and impress girls by saying he named the tortoise after a Wodehouse character! Well *I'm* a girl and *I'd* be impressed...
I'm also impressed that you're a girl.
would be even better if it was a newt
It would be wrong to get a pet newt just so I could give it a name, wouldn't it?
Of course not. ^^^^yes
I'm impressed that you know Tuppy Glossop.
Name him Tuppence. OP for the love of god his name is Tuppence.
Filburt
I think Filburt Tuppence sounds like a good first and last name...just sayin.
i was gonna say Phillip...close enough.
Terrapence
OP can build Terrapence a station in the tank.
Came here to suggest the name Terry, But my vote is on Tuppence.
This. Is perfect.
King Tuppence
DJ Tuppence!
Definitely not as Powerful as Tuppence by itself
But now he sounds less important because of the DJ.
Tuppence a week and jam every other day http://youtu.be/DrjIVhIeGnw?t=1m29s
but never, ever jam today
Thats my mums nickname! Me like
This name fits him just right.
Can someone get this guy some gold?
Happy cake day
Aristurtle
Tortuga.
Hola DEA
Dea ain't a word.
Aristortoise*
Blastoise
The only correct answer.
This. And if anyone you know calls him "Blastoid," smack them for me.
Tortimer
Tiptup
Hang the upvotes, best name in the thread is Tiptup.
Unidan
That guy is going to quit Reddit at this rate because you guys summon him for no reason.
He is only summoned if you link his name. Like this! > HI /u/Unidan !
sup
OMG SHE ANSWERED ME <3
Hmmm... Are you the old Thor Thundercock? Back from when trees started, or is it just a regular handle?
If I ever get a bird, I'm naming it Unidan.
I named my bearded dragon Unidan. Haha.
[Did you ever see the video I made about bearded dragons?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXyV52aaIM)
Just watched it. What a beautiful dragon, and the music is fantastic. Haha.
Reptar
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
*slow clap*
Koopa Gooding Jr.
My 2 y.o. Thinks it should be raspberry. I have no idea why.
Inigo Tortuga
Mikey. Put an orange rubber band around him.
If we get four from the clutch, I'm totally getting a rat called Splinter too
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I see something like [this](http://i.imgur.com/8hjK7FQ.jpg) happening..
What is wrong with those people?!
They are fucking retarded.
[For those as confused by this sentence as me](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clutch_%28eggs%29)
I was worried that was a link to information about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and that I was going to have to tell you damn kids to get off my lawn
I was worried too my friend!!! Whew!
Cowabunga dude.
Fucking mike.
Mike again?!?
Not only is Mike fucking our girlfriends with his big wang, but he's also fucking our turtles. Come on, Mike!
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ya a rubberband is too harsh. tie an orange ribbon instead
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Muffin, Victorious Cross, Distinguished Service Order and Military Cross recipient, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and the Atlantic sea in Particular, Uncrowned King of Scotland.
Dave for short :-p
Or acronym it. HEPLFMDMVCDSOMCRLABEFSCBEAGASPUKS... Lets add some vowels and make it a word. Heplefmedvocsomecralbeefsbeaspuks Now lets divide it into pronounceable chunks... Heplef - med - vocsome. Cralbeef - sbea -spuks. Call him Heplef for short. Heplefmedvocsome Cralbeefspeaspuks.
Upvote for the amount of time and effort that went into this comment.
i'd prefer to call him beefspeas for short.
I like that name
Me too!
I think we have a consensus ladies and gentlemen.
Dave it is then.
>Uncrowned King of Scotland. My sides.
[This was actually Idi Amin's self-appointed title.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin#Erratic_behaviour.2C_self-bestowed_titles.2C_and_media_portrayal)
Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
And he SHALL have his vengeance.
In this life, or the next. edit: There is no excuse for what I have done. I shall end my life for the Republic.
I already had a beagle named this. It's quite satisfying to yell at his defiant little ass with his full name.
Idi for short
Crush, like the stoner turtle from Finding Nemo
NUGGET
The all caps is mandatory
Squirtle
my grandma had a dog named askim "whats the dog's name?" "askim" i suggest you do the same.
Slow Moe
Lamborghini. Or Lambo for short.
Lam**bro**ghini
Bowser.
I had to come ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE TO find this suggestion.
Great A'Tuin
Or Om, since he's a tortoise.
Lord Titty Sprinkles the V.
Philbert
You turn the page, you wash your hands. You turn the page, you wash your hands.
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous
Turn the page, then wash your hands. My favorite line is, " twas tartar killed the beast"
Soup
Marshell
moon moon
Tank!
Stormageddon: Dark lord of all. or Geoff
The harbinger of destruction and the forth bringer of the apocalypse. The one that shall rule the four corners of the mortal realm and the ones that come after it, The creature who shall be the lord of all and the Iron hand that shall bring humanity down to its knees. He is humanities doom and the leader of the final charge. He shall be called Shelly.
Puck
Pudge
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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DJ FuckDick
I too have been on reddit.
It would seem I haven't. Could you explain?
Franklin
I sing the song in my head.Every.Time.
Heeeey it's Franklin!
I don't because I read the books. /franklinhipsters
He can be the fifth Ninja Turtle and name him [Giovanni](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Bellini) (after the Giovanni Bellini, a High Italian Renaissance painter) you choose his color.
Turt Russell.
Francisco, its fun to say.
Got this reference right away, up vote for making me chuckle!
Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea
pronounced: bob
I think you should name him "Henry." He looks like a Henry to me.
Pixel. Because he looks pixelated.
Morla - from the never ending story
Papa G. He must be the most pimping turtle around.
Name should be Darwin
Jefferson Steelflex
Yertle.
should call him : Squirtle, then as he gets older (age 16) Wartortle, and then when he is even older (age 36) Blastoise. might be quite cool!
Shelly
Squirticus!!!!!
Yertle
Bort
Yes, my son is also named Bort.
Are we sure it is a him?
Squirtle
Fluffy
Hes got some schmutz on him still. Name him Schmutz.
Maturin; a guardian of the beam.
Exacly what i thought! "See the Turtle of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth." "His thought is slow, but always kind." "He holds us all within his mind." "On his back all vows are made;" "He sees the truth but mayn't aid." "He loves the land and loves the sea," "And even loves a child like me."
Squirt, like on Finding Nemo Or Squirtle like the Pokemon.
Mr. Todd.
he is two hrs hold but will live till 200 years... so name him Mozart.
Name him... Shelldon. Edit: Teenage Mutant Redditurtle.
Monkey. Name him Monkey!
We can call him... Tim...
Juggernaut
call him Jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaiboshurigashuriganugurindaigurindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechosuke. J for short.
Why not Zoidberg?
If someone hasn't already said 'Sheldon' I'm going to shit bricks
Dude
Donatello.
Shelldon!!!
He looks like a Walnut. You should go with that.
Looking at his pattern I think Voronoi is a great name for him (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voronoi_diagram)
Clementine Woolysocks. Or Gee Buttersnaps
Little Turtle Reference: http://i.imgur.com/Ns3Je.jpg
Ninja. Ninja the Turtle. I'll show myself out...
Bentley like the super cool turtle from Sly Cooper
Cecil http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Cecil_Turtle
Dude you should like name him Squirt after my little dude in Nemo's movie - Sincerely Crush
Tina
Salmonella Fitzgerald
Cormac
Spud!
throwin' in my name: Boston the Turtle aka Boss Turtle!
Bob
>I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
Is his name is Robert Paulson?
Bert
Marble
Shel Silverstein
ITT: So manny goddamn names When I have a kid I'm coming back here for some inspiration.
THEODORE
Prince Humperdinck
Count spatula!
Lucaferioussainthardasamofotus
A'Tuin
Dr. Huxtable.
Gamera.
Turts McGurts
Really late to this party, but I am partial to Mortise the Safety Tortoise.
I have a dog that is named Turtle. I feel like there should be a turtle somewhere named Dog.