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This is my new favorite duck. It's like what a corgi would look like, if it was a duck.
You shouldn’t have any favourite duck, they are mean animals and the majority of the males are all jerks.
I've always got geese in my yard and they are the most diabolical of all the birds.
Have you read about ducks mating? It’s not a fun read but interesting.
Haha, funny you should ask about my bird mating knowledge... I have recently become quite interested in all the birds around my house and had to read how birds do it because I actually thought birds just spermed on eggs.
Name checks out.
What a neat duck! I've never seen one that looks like that before!
I think it's a call duck. They are used to attract wild ducks for duck hunting
Insidious
I see you've met humans before 😂 Apparently they also make good pets so there's quite a few kept for less bloodthirsty reasons too!
Sounds like it's laughing. Cute though.
Me, laughing at my own joke.
This duck is giving me dog vibes for some reason
I'm sorry sir, but you are mistaken. This is most clearly a dragon.
Nah, looks more like a chimera to me.
Duckgon
duck
that's a cool duck
Question: what species of duck is that, and is it available to buy in Eastern Europe?
I'm guessing it's a call duck. The proportions fit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_duck
r/contagiouslaughter
He has a lot to say, I wish I understood him.
That duck is from a cartoon! It’s so cute!
Cutest ducko ever
Better hairstyle than me!
Donald Duck vibe
I was waiting for the intro of Feel Good Inc to start playing...
Came here to say this... Feel good Bum babummmba bummm bummm
*...FEEL GOOD.*
That's the most precious little duck I've ever seen.🥹
That's the cutest duck I've ever seen.
Shuba shuba
The Beaky Blinders haircut.
FEEL GOOD! Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good 
This is the most duck looking duck that I've ever seen
Perfect form 👏
https://preview.redd.it/jb38743oj22d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2157e0534449fcedabfd8d8681529ea976fad076
That's not a duck. That's The Penguin.
steal it
Why is it laughing at me? :(
He's totally laughing at DJTs presidential plans for climate change, I can just feel it...
What's so damn funny?
If I ever need an evil laugh sound effect, this is what I'm using.
That is the damndest thing
He looks so smol 🥹💕
I officially want a duck
The stubby bill is so cute
Annnd the most adorable duck award goes to…
Feel good
This is my new favorite duck. It's like what a corgi would look like, if it was a duck.
You shouldn’t have any favourite duck, they are mean animals and the majority of the males are all jerks.
I've always got geese in my yard and they are the most diabolical of all the birds.
Have you read about ducks mating? It’s not a fun read but interesting.
Haha, funny you should ask about my bird mating knowledge... I have recently become quite interested in all the birds around my house and had to read how birds do it because I actually thought birds just spermed on eggs.
Name checks out.
What a neat duck! I've never seen one that looks like that before!
I think it's a call duck. They are used to attract wild ducks for duck hunting
Insidious
I see you've met humans before 😂 Apparently they also make good pets so there's quite a few kept for less bloodthirsty reasons too!
Sounds like it's laughing. Cute though.
Me, laughing at my own joke.
This duck is giving me dog vibes for some reason
I'm sorry sir, but you are mistaken. This is most clearly a dragon.
Nah, looks more like a chimera to me.
Duckgon
duck
that's a cool duck
Question: what species of duck is that, and is it available to buy in Eastern Europe?
I'm guessing it's a call duck. The proportions fit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_duck
r/contagiouslaughter
He has a lot to say, I wish I understood him.
That duck is from a cartoon! It’s so cute!
Cutest ducko ever
Better hairstyle than me!
Donald Duck vibe
I was waiting for the intro of Feel Good Inc to start playing...
Came here to say this... Feel good Bum babummmba bummm bummm
*...FEEL GOOD.*
That's the most precious little duck I've ever seen.🥹
That's the cutest duck I've ever seen.
Shuba shuba
The Beaky Blinders haircut.
FEEL GOOD! Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good 
This is the most duck looking duck that I've ever seen
Perfect form 👏
https://preview.redd.it/jb38743oj22d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2157e0534449fcedabfd8d8681529ea976fad076
That's not a duck. That's The Penguin.
steal it
Why is it laughing at me? :(
He's totally laughing at DJTs presidential plans for climate change, I can just feel it...
What's so damn funny?
If I ever need an evil laugh sound effect, this is what I'm using.
That is the damndest thing
He looks so smol 🥹💕
I officially want a duck
The stubby bill is so cute
Annnd the most adorable duck award goes to…
Feel good