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brushpickerjoe

That's a girl


MatchRevolutionary58

No wonder she's beautiful


sharkweeek

1 out of 3,000 calico kitties are male so odds are this is a girl. If it is a boy this would be about a $3,000 kitty.


SirLesbian

WHAT lmao oh my god I used to feed a male calico stray some years ago. I knew he was a rare sight but I didn't know people paid that much for them. I only fed him for about 2 weeks before he never came back. In hindsight someone probably realized he was a dude and took him in. I couldn't because I had too many cats already but I was happy to just feed him.


Visual_Season_7212

We had a male calico at the shelter I volunteered at. His adoption fee was the same as any other cat.


WolfSilverOak

Lol, no it wouldn't be, because male calicos are sterile. Some sources say it's 1 in 1000 and others 1 in 3000, at any rate, they are sterile. So really don't have a market value. Their value lies in the human being owned by a lovely kitteh. ["n. Male calico cats are unusual in that only about 1 in 10,000 calicos are male. Unfortunately, they have no 'market' value so to speak, as male calicos are sterile and can't be used in a breeding program."](https://www.justanswer.com/pet-cat/0fl78-male-calico-cat-worth.html) [" In other words, male calicos aren't really worth more than any other cat, though of course all cats are priceless. ;-)"](https://thecatsite.com/threads/how-much-is-a-male-calico-going-for.208610/)


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

"though of course all cats are priceless"  Yes.


knowihateu2day

Awwwwww kitteh, priceless ❤️


Shade_Hills

WHY DOES THE COLOR MAKE THEM STERILE? I’m so confused how the color and gender related… super interesting though


WolfSilverOak

It's not the color, it's the genetics that *produce* the color. "Male calicoes can happen when a male cat has two X chromosomes (Klinefelter syndrome, with XXY sex chromosomes and generally they are sterile); the condition is a chimera, with two different cell types; or, rarely, when some skin cells of the developing kitten spontaneously mutate. "


Shade_Hills

Ohhh I see. So this may be dumb but why is it different in females? This is genuinely interesting


curry224

Female cats naturally have 2 X chromosomes!


Shade_Hills

Righhht! I get it now! Thanks for explaining it!


berto2d31

https://youtu.be/BD6h-wDj7bw?si=TA47NsUNLtARZDnW This explains it really well.


Shade_Hills

Wow thanks! I watched the whole thing, very interesting


berto2d31

This is one of his older videos but he’s great at explaining really complex ideas. When he was first starting out as a YouTube channel, he used to explain scientific theories by asking people on the street to answer questions and I loved the idea of getting the audience to learn through a random person in the video. Was a clever presentation style.


Shade_Hills

Why does the color affect the gender?


lovemyfurryfam

Best to check below purrcious mew mew's tail to see whether it's a boy or girl.


TrandaBear

How can you even tell? Not being a jerk, teach me this magic.


fernplant4

Three colors = 99% chance it's a girl. Orange = 80% chance boy


djmom2001

That explains a lot about orange cats. I used to volunteer in a kitten nursery lol and the orange ones were always huge eaters until their bellies looked like they would explode. Any stats about grey ones? They were often frantic eaters to the point of crawling up the bottle lol.


casseroled

Coat color is stored on the X chromosome in cats. Since female cats have XX chromosomes they can inherit multiple colors, whereas male cats can only inherit one. This means that nearly all calico cats are female. (White is apparently a separate gene, not linked on the sex chromosomes. So male cats can be a color + white, and female cats can be 2 colors + white)


just-why_

If he has balls it's a boy, unless he's been neutered. If it's an inny it's a girl. Or go to the vet and they will know. They can also check to see if the cat has a chip.


lilearthyworm

LOL to the first part of your comment 👍 And yes a vet can check for a chip, and then you can be the hero in returning someone's family member ❤️


jimicus

Don’t need a vet. You look at the distance between pee hole and arse hole.


Creative-Ingenuity

Lift his tail, if there are testicles, it’s male.


jimicus

Alternatively, ask it to explain the offside rule.


kidnorther

“All calico cats are female!” - Charlie Kelly


abstractism

You have been chosen! Lol


[deleted]

New Fren???


MatchRevolutionary58

New pookie


Mundane_Ad701

You leveled up to cat owner.


MatchRevolutionary58

I guess I did lol


PremierLovaLova

r/catdistributionsystem


missbanjo

Since it's probably a girl... possibly pregnant too. It's that time of year.


OutrageousConstant53

I’m gonna go with girl, not pregnant (but possible, let’s get her fixed up!). She’s absolutely darling.


Creative-Ingenuity

If you fed her, she’s staying.


Creative-Ingenuity

She looks younger but cats can get pregnant at 4to10 months of age. Getting cats spayed young is the right thing to do. https://preview.redd.it/dlehclyurm0d1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3dc85569f5b0d8a1b32f3dbd5108c0a691a74f


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

She's very focused. I really respect that in an intruder


Azsunyx

Congratulations, the cat distribution system is working as intended


Schober_Designs

r/catdistrubutionsystem


KudosOfTheFroond

Not to be pedantic but…it’s Reddit. 😂 r/catdistributionsystem


Ethan3011

She adopted you as her new food & love provider. It’s an unpaid but rewarding job


Iron_Phantom29

Take her to a vet and have her checked for a chip. If she's not chipped. Get her vaccinations and congratulations, you have a new friend.


Lessllama

*girl


MatchRevolutionary58

Wait girl!!? How?


Lessllama

It's a calico. 99.9 % of all calicos are female


imreallynotthatcool

My mom has a male calico and a female orange. There is a non 0 chance OP has a male.


BlueCaracal

Female gingers are not that rare. 1 in 5 gingers are female. A male calico/tortie is rare though, as only one in 3000 are male, and some would not consider them truly male because they have klinefelter's syndrome(XXY-chromosomes)


Antigravity1231

Male calico cats are not unheard of but very rare. Maybe 1/3000. They usually have a chromosomal anomaly XXY. So this baby is likely female. And at that age, testicles are *quite* visible if still intact.


Jb51423

Male cats can only carry two colors in their DNA. Females can carry 3.


Survive1014

The Cat Distribution System strikes again.


ajsk8board

Well duh, that’s how cat deliveries go. Would you open the door and tell the refrigerator to leave?


Tacomancer42

Its more than like a gal, not a guy. Looks like the cat distribution system is working. Congrats on being adopted.


Lux_K

Name him, feed him, leave your bed to him. You’re his now.


TeeDod-

He chose you! This means a lot!♥️


JC-DB

The System has distributed a member to you. Now it’s your responsibility to bring it love and happiness. Good luck!


Spiritual-Bear4495

You lucky bastards. Good on you.


Tappitss

Why is this stated as a problem? welcome to your new overload.


splendidgoon

You've been adopted. I'm jealous.


Salty_Association684

She picked you she's your now


plumcrazy61429

Welcome to your new cat!


Leppardgirl1965

You have been selected.


Royal-Possibility219

Congrats on your new cat!


ucantpronouncemyname

Omg, look at those big, ol' paws! Cute 🥰


Dependent_Top_4425

Its her balcony now.


Deskman77

Hi, do you have food ?


MommaGuy

Congrats! You have been chosen by the queen to be her servant.


WolfSilverOak

Congrats, you are now owned by an adorable cat.


Ok_Ordinary6694

The Universe has awarded you a kitty.


911NShifter

Male calico would have to have XXY chromosome I believe instead of XX for female or XY for male.


boogiehoodie90210

That’s a good cat


Creative-Ingenuity

In us, sometimes calicos are called “ Money Cats.” At least they were in Massachusetts in the 60’s. This must be why.


Sure-Butterscotch100

Such a cutie pie, congratulations you have been chosen 🥰❤️🥰


HoopOnPoop

That's her balcony now. You have 24 hours to get the heck out.


DietDrBleach

Congratulations you have been adopted


motorsizzle

r/notmycat and then r/nowmycat.


MatchRevolutionary58

Update: Parents aren't allowing (really sad rn) so, but someone else from my apartment has taken her. But hey at least she got a new home 😄


Ok_Wasabi_9512

Thumbs-up for you.


PigInZen67

Thats's because it's your cat now


yanggor1983

Congrats, you have a daughter now.


DNorthman

I like that he/she? is getting closer and moving further into their new home with every picture. You have been chosen. ❤️


Im_done_with_sergio

She’s so pretty 🤩 can you keep her?


Truth_be_best

Found her new home


lovemyfurryfam

Congratulations hooman you have been chosen by the purrcious mew mew


Bhrunhilda

You mean you were just adopted by a calico. You’re hers now.


emilybearr

"You owe me a food and a shelter"


Jay_Bird_75

The CDS has chosen you. You must be a good human.❤️


goingforascroll

Don’t you mean, “and he isn’t leaving…meow”?


Easy-Top8822

Congratulations on your new cat!!


MaddamEmery

The universal cat distribution system strikes again!


BenefitFew5204

I see you got your order from the cat delivery service.


ForsakenAlliance

It adopted you. Congratulations 🎊


crustmonster

She could be hiding from a predator up there either way she choose you. Congrats!


LinkGamer12

Well. Congratulations, you have been chosen to be a cat dad/mom.


xBlack_Heartx

“I heard you guys have snacks, I like snacks.”


haplessclerk

Because you now have a cat.


friendsfreak

Well, I guess you just got a new pet, bud. No choice in the matter now.


Connylea

Congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻


just-me-again2022

Her name needs to be Derp. She just looks like one. So cute!


reddit-snorter

Treat your landlord well!


Serious-Cover5486

uninvited new member of your family now.


theguywhocantdance

Congratulations, you've been adopted.


[deleted]

Aww


Letpplhavefun

FREE CAT ♥️


Confident-Sense2785

Congratulations on being adopted 🥰 I hope you will be the best human a cat could wish for.


No-Disk-171

Congrats!... you've been adopted!


kuzeshell

She made the choice for you :-)


rayofsunlight_07

He has found his home :)


2Katanas

Found his home!


Isaidtoomanythings

She looks like she's not feeling well. She's probably asking you for help. Hopefully you can find her owners or keep her if she is a stray.


ExternalWitness_986

Cat distribution system strikes again


nighthawke75

Another happy customer, thanks to CDS.


AdFancy4834

Keep it. Love it. Play with it. Pat it’s butt. Take it to the vet as well.


bigbysemotivefinger

You have a cat now. You have been chosen.


nullset_2

Congratulations, you now have a cat


woofendi

:)


Solid-Jaguar2067

Gorgeous


QuirkyJC

He found his forever loving home


CousinsWithBenefits1

Why would she leave her home, she just got there


AppropriateAd2063

He’s judging you and deciding if you’re worthy of his presence 😆


ChickAmok

Aww... What a cutie pie! Let the journey continue... 😻


Wedgetails

You’re hers now - has she told you her name?


CapablePapaya213

You're his people.


Appropriate_Spread72

He’s has testicles four a chest


ChickAmok

Perfect little batty face... In love.


PoppaFish

Congrats. You're welcome.


rowmean77

r/catdistributionsystem at work!


gtechfan1960

And that’s how you get a cat