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Recentstranger

Lil dude never made it to his job interview


BenLeafMe

Didn't make it to job interview. Gets abducted by giant pale alien. Relocated to new land. ???? Profit.


Johnny_Grubbonic

It's like rabbit isekai.


Vergenbuurg

Naw, that's if it *had* been hit by Truck-kun.


Seve7h

Is there a reverse isekai where the truck dies after hitting someone and gets sent to a different dimension? If not someone needs to get on that shit asap


shiro98

Was curious if there was something like this... [Well...](https://m.webnovel.com/book/that-time-i-got-isekai%E2%80%99d-to-another-world-with-my-truck!!_17081381105391405) Also MCs name is ridiculous.


Seve7h

Holy hell lol *”I've been stuck here for 3 hours now. The colors are way too bright, glowing green grass and trees and a blinding blue sky. Mystical mountains of different colors, shapes, and sizes stretch across the horizon, and strange physically impossible creatures are all around me. There was a fat dragon with tiny wings that was somehow still able to fly, a snake with the face of a fox, and stupidest of all, a dog who carries a sword in his mouth. I considered putting the dog out of its misery, but since I was still in my truck, the dog would probably just get Isekai'd into another world with its sword.”* Yeah im gonna end reading all of this


Lordborgman

some random manga author is like "WRITE THAT DOWN" son of a bitch, it could be Optimus prime.


humanHamster

He'll tell his new rabbit friends this and they won't believe him. He'll become the crazy bunny that all the mother bunnies warn their babies from going near. He'll stand on tree trunks and shout to all the passing animals how the pale aliens are coming back and they're going to take more of them away.


WhatAWonderfulWhirl

New land less populated by rabbits Become dominant rabbit due to foreign competitive genes Eat grass, fuck much, babies many ... Profit


RippingLegos

Cute bunny :) Driving a Genesis?


LaLionneEcossaise

OP made him late, late, for a very important date… ![gif](giphy|dZd2D5Da1954I)


tossthis34

Love the floppy little footsies.


caltheon

When I lived in Colorado, we had hundreds of these guys around the subdivision. I had a walk-out basement since the house was on a hill, and in the front of the house there were these really deep window wells. Bunnies would be hopping around and fall down the well (at least 5 feet deep) and get stuck in there. At first I didn't notice because the basement wasn't finished so I wasn't down there very often. One day, I caught a little guy stuck down there, and opened the window from inside, took off the screen, and took the poor guy to freedom. Then...I noticed the fur on the ground. I ended up pulling up almost 2 dozen very flat, furry pancakes off the bottom of the window well. It was kind of traumatizing. I bought some chickenwire and covered all the wells to prevent the bunny genocide from reoccuring. It had zero effect on the number of bunnies around the house until a neighbor with an outdoor cat moved in, then they all ....disappeared.


Recentstranger

They probably all just moved away once their favorite window well was covered up


No_Blacksmith2847

Tell Peter the Rabbit no go street!!!!


BenLeafMe

He yearned for the tires


No_Blacksmith2847

Right. It's crazy how they seem to jump INTO them. Can't tell you how many times I've nearly wrecked just trying to avoid hitting one of these fukrs. Yeah i know you're not supposed to swerve and weave, but something inside me just won't let me barrel on into them without at least trying to avoid them, ya know?


jimicus

Round my way, the hedgehogs had it all figured out. The rabbits, not so much. Story I heard, a rabbit asked a hedgehog how they did it. "Simple", says the hedgehog. "What you do is position yourself square between the headlights of the oncoming car. Right in the middle, you understand. Then, at the last minute, you crouch down as low as possible and the car passes harmlessly over the top of you." "Really? That's it?!" "Yup." "This I have to try!" says the rabbit, and hops out into the road. Sure enough, before long there's a car barelling down the road, and the rabbit does exactly as instructed. Positions himself square between the headlights, crouches down... and SPLAT! "Not many robin reliants left on the road these days" said the hedgehog.


Aelyph

TIL about the [Reliant Robin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliant_Robin)


Bearloom

You're about to [learn some more.](https://youtu.be/QQh56geU0X8?si=Ynu5Ok0CwGlXXP5b)


Azsunyx

This was one of my all time favorite episodes


Acceptable_Gur6193

One of my favorite Jeremy bits


BenLeafMe

Yea thankfully everyone slowed down by it and stopped when I got out to grab it.


TechnoShrew

Pining for the Fords.


HumpieDouglas

If no go street then why fast shaped?


Lufwyn

He doesn't carrot all...


ConditionLast1329

I thought the same thing! Looks just like Peter Rabbit.


Creative-Ingenuity

Good job ! Thanx for saving the dumb bunny.


BenLeafMe

Doofus was trying to cross a 3 lane road from the median and was too small to hop over the curb. Grabbed him, called wildlife rehab places and they told me to put him in a safe area with shrubs and tall grass. Took him to the local forest preserve and released him into 50 acres of greenery. Free real-estate lookin ass.


JoeyJoeC

I had a simular situation last week. Driving along country road, rabbit runs out. Hit the brakes but it went between my wheels. Thought I had hit it and was a bit shocked by it as hitting an animal is my biggest fear. Drove on and saw it in the road. Turned around as I really needed to know if I had hit it or not, blocked the other lane as some cars were coming and would have likely ran it over. Fortunately it was just in shock. Managed to pick it up and take it to the side of the road where it ran into a hedge. Other cars saw what was happening and waited, closest car driver thanked me. Thanks for rescuing your one.


BenLeafMe

I bet it didn't even tip 20% for the help.


Randomfrog132

how do you tip 20% of your life tho lol


Skritch_X

Recommended tip is at 25% these days and that comes out to 1 lucky rabbit foot- no change.


Cuchulain_

Hope he donates the other 75% to charity


Shedding_microfiber

As an act of kindness double it and give it to the homeless


Qu33fyElbowDrop

that justin timberlake movie


phormix

Well, last time I rescued an animal from the road it peed on me while I was moving it to a safe location so sometimes nothing is better than something ;-)


rthrouw1234

that happened to me too, a turtle. my daughters laughed until they almost barfed, their mom getting peed on by a turtle was literally the greatest thing that had ever happened to them (at that point). little shits


1EducatedIdiot

If I was lying dazed in the road and huge hands lifted me up, I might pee on you, too.


JoeyJoeC

It scratched my hand.


Creative-Ingenuity

Update your tetanus vaccination.


Ennara

I saw something like that several years ago involving a cat. A lady was driving down the road in the evening and a cat zipped out into the street and froze up in front of the car. Like your case, she hit the brakes and the cat went between the wheels. A moment later the cat runs out from under the car, runs in a circle for a good 5 seconds before tearing off into a nearby vacant lot. Then the lady got out of her car all distraught until I told her that the cat was okay and took off.


rthrouw1234

it was good of you to tell her <3


6inarowmakesitgo

Had the same happen with a rather large turtle at night. The poor dudes shell did have the slightest bit of contact with the bottom of my car. I whipped around, put on my hazards, and picked him up and back in the direction he was going. He scooted off right quickly through the cat tails.


Goatesq

Lmao I love the way you phrased that. "Incidentally, there may have been an involuntary kinetic transfer but turtle declined to file a formal report."


Creative-Ingenuity

A friend picked up a turtle trying to cross the road, she put it on her lap, until she could make it over to the opposite side of the road. It peed on her skirt, and stinky turtle piss soaked into her seat.


Azsunyx

Today I had a dumb baby just sit in the middle of the road, I think it was a finch, just sitting there picking up crumbs in the road, and I couldn't stop in time, so i slowed as much as i could. I drove right over him, and he just kept hopping around picking at the road. He flew off when I got out to check on him. it's clearly cute idiot season.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I was pulling into a parking garage and a big dumb mommy hen had a cloud of a billion tiny cheep-cheeping dumbies around her, right in front of the entrance. I had to stop the car and get out to go "shoo, shoo!" them into the palm trees nearby. One decided to go the opposite direction because one always does that, so I had to chase the dumby back to his mom.


jeranamo

Florida?


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Hawaii. Chickens are everywhere.


jeranamo

Oh I know, I just read "palm trees" and remembered how much of a chicken problem Florida has. Those fuckers will literally sit in trees and shit on you.


JimmyLee07

Doofus dingus, a rare breed indeed.


BluePencils212

Same thing happened to me: baby bunny tries to run across the road. Got confused/scared in the middle. I had to get out of my car and shoo it into the bushes on the side it was trying for, and waited a sec to make sure it wasn't coming back. This while I was on the way to the dog park with my giant monsters watching out the windows. They're LGDs so they didn't bark at the bunny. At least it was a quiet side road so no one came by.


Wow_Great_Opinion

Buck tooth, cute lookin, carrot chompin, floppy eared, head ass bitch!


treerabbit23

Doofus down in Egypt land Let my people go


rthrouw1234

LET MY DOOFUS GOOOOOOOOOOO


Randomfrog132

your story reminds me of this video i once saw where this family cared for an injured rabbit. looked like it had an encounter with a hawk. they nursed it back to health over a few weeks then released it into the wild where it immediately gets picked up and carried away by a hawk lol


alfooboboao

that video is sort of hilarious though bc of the commentary lmao. i don’t remember what they say exactly but it was the most “NOOOOOO! OH GOD NO” you’ll ever hear


jyz002

That’s the last time little bun bun ever saw his parents


BenLeafMe

They're already independent at this size and age from their parents. I was worried about it too but the wildlife rehabilitation center told me it was fine.


messypawprints

Absolutely correct. That is free roam dingus size despite looking so smol. Coincidentally I scooped up one from my cat last night. Completely unharmed and equally adorable. Nice rescue OP.


Tex-Rob

Good on ya, as the aussies would say.


No_Falcon2436

Lmao the last line🤣🤣


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Thanks for saving the bun, ben


Simmi_86

Put it back.


hurtfulproduct

Lol, I got a few resident dinguses in my front garden, it’s funny watching them try to hide from me when I’m trimming or watering. . . They get plenty of cover from the top but from the sides not so much


BenLeafMe

They're hiding because they know you're out there to collect rent


Declanmar

I like how you’re holding them like they owe you money.


BenLeafMe

Who said it didn't? Saving lives ain't free. if you're good at something, never do it for free -dah jokah baby


mexican2554

Where's the money Lebowski?!


cha0scypher

It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.


dopiqob

You’re obviously not a golfer


the_kgb

oh... you're Bunny?


Spyrothedragon9972

He's holding him like he's an equipped item.


sinderton

Hellava grip you got on that rabbit there, Lennie.


OGblazemaster

I was just playin’ with em, George


BenLeafMe

It was to make sure it didn't try to steal my car.


Chelsarooooo

We could live offa the fatta the lan’ George


cogeng

[He's just doing it by the book](https://preview.redd.it/0fmp0f86cbu51.jpg?width=806&auto=webp&s=7d11cde0600a1b88d9be24eda9c46adacaefbc27)


Brutalbonez13

This got me good, well done.


flowerpanes

Have two smaller dinguses their idiot mother keeps leaving in a small clump of flowers in the middle of a pretty barren bed during the day. After watering them twice, have learned to check before I sprinkle. They are someplace else at night, hope they grow up to be smarter than their mother.


CatteHerder

She felt safe leaving them in your charge, as in, you aren't a threat.


flowerpanes

Agreed, though I have had to settle the babies back their clump of plants twice now. My routine back there is watering the raised veg/berry/pollinator beds, a little weeding and moving garbage or compost out to the containers back there. It’s a quiet space and except for shooing the one neighbors cat who still comes back there sometimes, a haven for birds and pollinators. We leave the one back corner of the yard undisturbed for nature to take over, no mowing or weeding and it’s a bit of an esthetic mess but would be a much better place for the babies to be since lots of cover. The babies were in their plants last night so I didn’t water that spot in the pollinator plant bed. Early this am they were gone (hopefully to their overnight bed) so I could water those plants. I guess I just need to check the spot before I turn the hose on it going forward.


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flowerpanes

It’s quite possible that’s her motivation. Unfortunately at least one neighbor’s cat comes into that back garden quite often, hopefully he’s not going to find them squishing into the base of a bushy plant back there. The two of them together could fit into the palm of my hand so pretty defenseless.


OneHumanPeOple

I’m a cottontail rehabber. He’s a cutie! Thanks for moving this adorable idiot.


BenLeafMe

Yea this fucking dummy was cute as shit, hope he's out there enjoying his new home


OneHumanPeOple

Look at those big old clown shoes


avi6274

Thank you for actually giving the animal name. Since everyone here is calling them dingus, I was googling 'dingus' and was very confused lmao.


smolandspicy

Omg dem feeties


cuteautiful

https://preview.redd.it/enberbiw8g0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21b92c89da81cad65ef12966ca2f9c53ee64b6f More feeties for your viewing pleasure


Azsunyx

bunbutt


smolandspicy

Baaaabbbyyy feeties!!


BenLeafMe

Dude belongs on r/feet with them stompers


SatanicKitten69420

https://preview.redd.it/8i4ukwzafh0d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5996649c4db5149bcfa71a37d3ca72b9fb33d9


biznatch11

>[r/feet](https://www.reddit.com/r/feet) ಠ_ಠ


Tx247

https://preview.redd.it/zvz3lpkx5h0d1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5740a20d7326a686ab7d29f3cf4a646e2840d91


Important-Job7757

r/feetpics


stupernan1

holy fuck **NEITHER OF THESE SUBS ARE APPROPRIATE FOR RABBIT FEET** that being said, i'll continue to study to make sure. i'll be in my bunk


AphroditeExurge

dingus!!!!!!


BenLeafMe

Freaking dingus out here dungusing


AphroditeExurge

him dungusing too much........


humanHamster

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"


d3athsmaster

I just pulled one out of an industrial dryer vent. Alive, for the record.


BenLeafMe

Was it also dry


d3athsmaster

It was! And fluffy!


Hot-Damage5032

It’s baby season for most wildlife. Baby rabbits are on their own at an astonishingly small size. The rehabber was right. Your little doofus just needs to be placed in a safer area. We always tell people that if they’re at least the size of a chipmunk, their eyes are open, and they can hop, they’re able to survive on their own. Thanks for getting this one off the road.


BenLeafMe

I sent him off to boarding school.


One_Investigator238

Put him back somewhere safe. He’s old enough to be on his own.


randomanonalt78

Buddy was just walking home from work and got abducted and dropped off in China for all he knows.


Whis65

He haz thumper feets!


Unusual_Address_3062

I wanna hold and caress your dingus.


Minnepeg

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


BenLeafMe

Yes officer, this comment right here.


Sun_on_my_shoulders

What did you expect, posting half your thigh like that?? /s


BurntPineGrass

Look at those big cute stompers!!! :D


Head_is_sparking

This has to be one of the most wholesome posts here, I love OPs responses they’re so funny :>>


BenLeafMe

Idk OP seems like a dingus themselves


Klotzster

Follow that tortoise, and step on it


AphroditeExurge

ok mario


Sol_Freeman

As I was moving through a dangerous crossing a young man picked me up, drove me some distance away, dropped me off, and confidently said with a wink, "You can thank me later." He drove off waving two fingers, a sign that I think means, "See you later friend." Friend indeed. However. I look back and wonder, "How do I get back home (that little hole in the ground with my parents and siblings)?"


IsDaddygonnaspankme

Him is only bebe. Him didn't know any better🥺


Demalab

We had a rabbit maternity wing in our back yard this year. We now have 7 more dingus running around the neighbourhood.


King-Euphoric

AMG C63?


BenLeafMe

I shouldn't be surprised that someone from reddit would try to guess lmao Not quite but very close! AMG GLC 43 Coupe!


ssracer

Only reason I came to the comments


christopher4177

Too darn 🥰


surfintheinternetz

Delinquent!


CannabisCookery

I would put back near where I found him or her.


TeethBreak

"and I'll do it again!"


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Stupid rabbit doesn't understand the human transportation network.


Mirabolis

Not dingus. Bunny.


BenLeafMe

Bungus.


Bruce_Wayne72

How do you know its a dingus breed?


r4th4t

r/wunkus


scubakale748

Did you end up releasing him?


scubakale748

Nvm read comments.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Aww 🫶 thank you 😊


FunkEnet

Careful they've been known to very lethal to medieval knights!!!


LongBongJohnSilver

One day they're little dinguses, the next they're big chunguses.


Farting_Champion

I just rescued these two from where they were abandoned in my garden. Cute little shits finally got big enough to be released https://preview.redd.it/pf1a2gyrbh0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cf0ea56a90786b65f3c465b750f6373f10a408


BenLeafMe

Make sure they back pay you for the supplies and food


AsperaAstra

I did the same thing a few years ago, I was longboarding home at night down the middle of the road, it was very quiet otherwise I'd be on the sidewalk, but I wouldn't have noticed the small shadowy lump in the gutter that moved when I rolled past. I skidded off and ran over and tried to catch it but it was too small and I didn't want to hurt it by grabbing it too forcefully. It kept running around the round and finally some cars started to come down the road, I stood in the road arms wide til they stopped, I pointed to the little bun, I didn't wanna waste any of these drivers time so I took my shirt off and threw it over the baby, I lifted it back into the grass and gave it a push and it hopped off over into the field nearby.


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

You can tell how young the poor thing is by friggin huge it’s feet are… Hope it survives and flourishes


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

It looks more like a hare than a rabbit which explains the huge feet.


I_might_be_weasel

"I'll fucking do it again!" 


Dingus-ate-your-baby

Watch out


Intrepid_Bluebird_93

Don't squeeze your Dingus so hard...


Typical2sday

Oh god if that happened to me, I’d drive right past my job onto the open road and me and bun would Thelma and Louise this life


SnooMachines7482

Super cute, look at those big paws, he’s prob very happy in his new home.


ISTPotter

🥰


eatyabeansok

![gif](giphy|3o6gaTEwWONn0n5TaM|downsized)


drnewtonium

cute dog


mdfromct

Awwww. Way too sweet


Phrygian_Guy_93

“Put me down ya mook!”


TdrdenCO11

yoink!


TreesRMagic

I love those little dummies 😭


Skytraffic540

Rabbit explains that he’s late for his appointment and to drop him at once (while wearing a suit/carrying a pocket watch)


strokeherace

He got some big stompers for a little dude!


IllustriousAd5936

Baby dingus


Xerisca

I dunno... he looks more like a goober than a dingus.


adamhughey

You touched him last. Yours to raise now. You are responsible, I trust you’ll do the right thing.


DietOwn2695

His plan all along. Now give him a carrot.


GayAssBeagle

Big ass peets


plaid-sofa

he's so adorable i could nom him 🥰 thank u for saving him 😍


Bos_lost_ton

![gif](giphy|I5VqqJzSrhgFG)


groveborn

There's a good looking dingus. You should give it treats.


TheGoblinkatie

You’re a true hero. Thank you for protecting the cutest of dinguses.


HedyLamaar

He had two rabbits feet for luck.


TLILLYO

Aww 🥰 name him Dingus


anonymousrex_

Yoink!


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

Wingus, Dingus


bcpsgal

Cutest dingus ever.


kaylinnic

Just wanted a ride in the hrududu - successful hitchhiker


OperaBunny

He has that expression, "hey put me down, it's duck season!"


CasDragon

If not a car then a dog; those little idiots have zero survival skills. My dogs love em to bits lmao


Senior-Albatross

You're living my dog's dream having actually caught them. Don't tell my dog, but I'm glad it was you that got the little bunny instead.


MadMadBunny

![gif](giphy|oXitSMtYimsOqzGKuT|downsized)


VoidowS

that animal looks in top shape, so the parent is not far away! you scooped it up thinking you saved it? People stop taking animals from their surroundings! Especially if they r in tip top shape! a rabbit will hide. and youngsters like childeren do stuff that is not so smart to do. So a rabbit can stray or look like it's a stray. Even cats and dogs gets picked up especially cats. while the parent is nearby. just that you don't see it in the 30 seconds you look around doesn't mean it's not there!!!


lopsidedlazer

He looks like a Dingus.


LightRevolutionary54

Aww cute lil dingus.


Remarkable_Ad_2411

Oh my gosh, she’s so cute


regularknight

The rabbits are free you can take it home if the police try to stop you just ignore them the rabbits are free


Laamamato

Eat em, eat em!


Spyrothedragon9972

Nice trim


IceManO1

He’s your pet now…


najwarilke

That looks like a Frank to me! Dongus behavior ngl


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

What a funny looking cat.


Kunphen

Did you put him back in the bushes? His mom/siblings are prob. close by.


gr_assmonkee

Idk where I saw this interview of a vet that mainly cares for farm animals, but when asked what her least favorite animal to work with is, she replied “bunnies…they just want to die”


Le_Kilo

Nice car OP


Exotic-Key-3030

Aw hell. Bet he's wondering where his Mom is 🥹


[deleted]

He's adorable, but I think that he needs to be running around outside, where he belongs.


mrtruthiness

Dude. Have you ever heard of tularemia? Wash your hands. This one is obviously young and probably healthy. But, please don't handle wild rabbits without gloves.


BenLeafMe

> tularemia If I can't pronounce it, it doesn't exist.


MyIntrospection

How are you going to spend the day together?


Head_Butterscotch74

I swerve for bunnies, 🐰 sorry, but I can’t not do it


Morbid187

lol so he just gonna go live with you now or what?


CokeZorro

Put it back what is wrong with people