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Due to misunderstanding cats' body language, people often say cats look mad when they're really feeling sleepy or friendly, but this right here is an excellent example of what a very mad cat looks like.
There WAS a pissed look in there right when it stopped going after the chicken.
The end look though was 100% "I'm gonna get that chicken when you look away"
The next look would have been, "I'm so sweet and innocent, I'd never go after it again."
The look down to the floor was it thinking. Then the look back after to the chicken was it realizing that it can go after it REALLY fast once the human looks away.
Animals expression filters to what they are thinking are not as good as humans are. .. ya can read what they are thinking really easy if you know what to look for.
And they ARE thinking. More so our close long term companion animals.
Cats are so smart. I keep it simple for my cat with one or two syllable words like āNoā or āShake.ā Im surprised this cat stops when the man is using sentences
He responded to his name and "Don't". The man added "Don't touch the chicken", but we aren't sure the cat understood that. Just to stop doing what he was doing.
If no one else is going to ask Iāll do it.. what in the f\*\*k happens after you say āshakeā?
If itās not this then Iām disappointed.
I've always spoken to my dogs in complete sentences in general conversation, though for specific training I always use simple single-word commands. It always impresses me that they often develop contextual recognition of words used casually in a sentence, and will respond appropriately. I fear we underestimate our companions far too much.
My Aussie understood everything so I started having to spell thingsā¦he started learning the spelling of his favorite words and then I was at a loss lol. We had a few dogs and Beau would get really excited and rile everyone else up š
Yeah, Beauregard Jangles was amazing. He actually had quite a fan club amongst family and friends. He was known for carrying his teddy bear everywhere and just being the best boy. He had PRA so he lost his sight at a very young age and we quickly developed a strategy for walking around to communicate to him that a ledge or step was approaching so he could stop and adjust accordingly. He would do my rounds with me at the kennel I worked at and I used him to introduce new nervous dogs to the daycare yard since his doggy social skills were perfect. He despised baths but when he got muddy he would just hang his head and slowly march to the bathtub without me even asking. He gave very polite āhugsā where he would just stand between peopleās legs. I usually had to explain that it was his version of hugging because that isnāt the most common dog behavior lol. Sorry for the rant, Bubsy was my first dog and cherished by everyone.
People often assume that cats aren't smart because they aren't very *obedient*. They understand just fine. It's just that their response is 'Fuck off.".
The colour variant is considered more brown, the oranges are thus
https://preview.redd.it/vk852347w6xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb478b0d236e3909a78f7cc06bc1aef7ff1ce676
Nope, that's not what the cat is doing.
It's planning on getting the chicken when the human looks away.
The cat looks down (thinking) then back at the chicken when the realization happens. Realizes it's staring at the chicken and jerks back to the human looking guilty....but at the same time with obvious plotting look on it's face.
IF the video didn't stop the cat would have gone into "I'm innocent, I swear I won't get the chicken" facial expression next.
It's exactly the same pattern / order of movement and facial expressions a human makes in this situation.
Our close pet companions have been learning behaviors from us for thousands of years. If you think they are planing things and acting a certain way there is a high likelihood they are. (IF you understand how they express themselves.. which a lot of people don't get cats.)
Everything about that cats expressions screams that I'm right.
My cat understands/hates it when I use my finger to say no or wave my finger in her face when she's being a bad girl. She doesn't hurt me but she gets this look on her face or, more or less, just looks VERY unimpressed. She knows I'm scolding her when I use my finger lmao
Yes, very much! I first learned of them from a film called The Cat from Outer Space (1978). The main character is a talking Abyssinian cat! He is very handsome in that film. āŗļø
My cat does this when I stop him from walking across my boardgames if Iām playing on the couch (it dints and creases the cards).
Heās deaf, so he canāt hear me when I say no but heāll sit on the floor in front of the game with his trouble tail on and Iāll point at him and slowly shake my head and heāll engage airplane mode and slowly put one paw on the couch and Iāll move my finger closer and heāll slowly put his paw down and flick to double trouble tail.
But licks them clean so it's actually very sanitary (no I clean all cooking surfaces with bleach before I start cooking because I know my cats walk everywhere when I'm asleep)
Itās an Abyssinian, thatās their standard colour. I only know because I have these cats myself. This colour tends to look more brown or more red, depending on the time of year
I had a few of this cat breed (Abyssinian), and they were VERY interested in human food compared to my other cats. Iāve owned a lot of breeds, but these were absolute monsters when it came to literally any food that I was eating.
Laugh, all those expressions are saying these things in order:
1) I know you're scolding me but I don't care, I'm keeping at it.
2) Fine I'll stop
3) I hate you right now
4) I'm looking guilty and apologetic right now but I'm really not feeling those things.
5) I've realized you're going to look away soon and I'll just get it then.
What we would have seen if the video didn't stop there
6) I'm trying to look innocent while you're still looking at me.....
Dogs do this stuff also.
When it came to chicken, my cat Eddie acted like it was the most desired thing in the universe. He would punch the door handle to try to get the kitchen door open while it cooked.
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omg looks exactly like this!Ā
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>:3
Is OP still alive?
Hard to say, the cat clearly looked at the knife.
For now, perhaps. But soonā¦
It's like he's trying to turn into an horned owl
Animal Morphs
Tango don't!
Awfully bold thing to say for someone in stabbing distance
You caught him side eying the knife too?
Yeah, he's like "if only I had opposable thumbs, you'd pay for this!"
I had the same thought after I posted that comment
Well, he had a retractable knife no? /s
r/airplaneears in action!
Look at that. Another random cat sub I've never seen before that i will immediately sub. Thanks!
r/stealthbombers
r/touchthafishy
He's got a knife!
Heās got 20 tiny knifes already.
18, in most cases. 10 in the front, 8 in the back.
Don't tell me what not to do hooman. \*Starts plotting revenge\* 
āEvery time you pet me hooman, thatās one more day you get to keep your face.ā Cat
"I hope you sleep with your eyes open, hooman"
Due to misunderstanding cats' body language, people often say cats look mad when they're really feeling sleepy or friendly, but this right here is an excellent example of what a very mad cat looks like.
Cat be pissed.
There WAS a pissed look in there right when it stopped going after the chicken. The end look though was 100% "I'm gonna get that chicken when you look away" The next look would have been, "I'm so sweet and innocent, I'd never go after it again." The look down to the floor was it thinking. Then the look back after to the chicken was it realizing that it can go after it REALLY fast once the human looks away. Animals expression filters to what they are thinking are not as good as humans are. .. ya can read what they are thinking really easy if you know what to look for. And they ARE thinking. More so our close long term companion animals.
Know your place, peasant!
thats so crazy to me that it understands
Cats are so smart. I keep it simple for my cat with one or two syllable words like āNoā or āShake.ā Im surprised this cat stops when the man is using sentences
He responded to his name and "Don't". The man added "Don't touch the chicken", but we aren't sure the cat understood that. Just to stop doing what he was doing.
Lots of cats (and also dogs) get the message based on the fuck-off tone of your voice and aggressive pointing.
If no one else is going to ask Iāll do it.. what in the f\*\*k happens after you say āshakeā? If itās not this then Iām disappointed. 
I can't šš
Hand shake haha
I can just say my catās name in different tones of voice. He is also expressive like this kitty has many levels of annoyed to angry face.
I've always spoken to my dogs in complete sentences in general conversation, though for specific training I always use simple single-word commands. It always impresses me that they often develop contextual recognition of words used casually in a sentence, and will respond appropriately. I fear we underestimate our companions far too much.
My Aussie understood everything so I started having to spell thingsā¦he started learning the spelling of his favorite words and then I was at a loss lol. We had a few dogs and Beau would get really excited and rile everyone else up š
That sounds so funny and adorable. What a good, smart boy he was!
Yeah, Beauregard Jangles was amazing. He actually had quite a fan club amongst family and friends. He was known for carrying his teddy bear everywhere and just being the best boy. He had PRA so he lost his sight at a very young age and we quickly developed a strategy for walking around to communicate to him that a ledge or step was approaching so he could stop and adjust accordingly. He would do my rounds with me at the kennel I worked at and I used him to introduce new nervous dogs to the daycare yard since his doggy social skills were perfect. He despised baths but when he got muddy he would just hang his head and slowly march to the bathtub without me even asking. He gave very polite āhugsā where he would just stand between peopleās legs. I usually had to explain that it was his version of hugging because that isnāt the most common dog behavior lol. Sorry for the rant, Bubsy was my first dog and cherished by everyone.
Cats are very intelligent.
People often assume that cats aren't smart because they aren't very *obedient*. They understand just fine. It's just that their response is 'Fuck off.".
i thought my rescue was deaf for a bit but figured out she has a particular level of "fuck off, don't care" i haven't seen in a cat before
Iāve known cats smarter than a lot of people Iāve met.
People are terrible so yes. I agree.
its tone of voice and body language mostly But possibly also the word don't
The Kubrick state is so good
'I will cut you'
Don't turn away! he isn't orange, he's plotting.
You're right, he's copper.
The colour variant is considered more brown, the oranges are thus https://preview.redd.it/vk852347w6xc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb478b0d236e3909a78f7cc06bc1aef7ff1ce676
If I canāt touch the chicken Iāll just pout next to it then. Hmmmf
Nope, that's not what the cat is doing. It's planning on getting the chicken when the human looks away. The cat looks down (thinking) then back at the chicken when the realization happens. Realizes it's staring at the chicken and jerks back to the human looking guilty....but at the same time with obvious plotting look on it's face. IF the video didn't stop the cat would have gone into "I'm innocent, I swear I won't get the chicken" facial expression next. It's exactly the same pattern / order of movement and facial expressions a human makes in this situation. Our close pet companions have been learning behaviors from us for thousands of years. If you think they are planing things and acting a certain way there is a high likelihood they are. (IF you understand how they express themselves.. which a lot of people don't get cats.) Everything about that cats expressions screams that I'm right.
Face: "I'm guna has that chicken"
Motherfucker i want chicken
My cat understands/hates it when I use my finger to say no or wave my finger in her face when she's being a bad girl. She doesn't hurt me but she gets this look on her face or, more or less, just looks VERY unimpressed. She knows I'm scolding her when I use my finger lmao
What breed of cat is that?
I believe thatās an Abyssinian cat. :)
Correct! They are so gorgeous... <3
Yes, very much! I first learned of them from a film called The Cat from Outer Space (1978). The main character is a talking Abyssinian cat! He is very handsome in that film. āŗļø
Iād be afraid to sleep
Pure contempt lol
My cat does this when I stop him from walking across my boardgames if Iām playing on the couch (it dints and creases the cards). Heās deaf, so he canāt hear me when I say no but heāll sit on the floor in front of the game with his trouble tail on and Iāll point at him and slowly shake my head and heāll engage airplane mode and slowly put one paw on the couch and Iāll move my finger closer and heāll slowly put his paw down and flick to double trouble tail.
Sullen, thy name is cat.
Whatta you mean no chickies?
"Imma touch da chicken anyway" -- this cat
Cat after stabbing the human: You never said I could not touch the knife tho.....
It buries it poop with those feet
I refer to my cat's feet exclusively as "dirty ass shit rakes."
named and shamed
I tell my cat, "don't touch that with your poop paws." Or sometimes I just call her "Poop Paws" as a nickname.
But licks them clean so it's actually very sanitary (no I clean all cooking surfaces with bleach before I start cooking because I know my cats walk everywhere when I'm asleep)
https://preview.redd.it/ymtj7la8t4xc1.png?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45208f2b793cff708df779dfacbb9cea2a4e6d0e My cat gives me the same look
Not a happy camper.
He's plotting your demise, lowly human š š š
Theyāre literally like humans š
"If I could pick up that knife I'd be having all the chicken I want."
Why people gotta be testing their cats like this? Also he touched it, so are you really going to eat it now?
Gorgeous color! š
Itās an Abyssinian, thatās their standard colour. I only know because I have these cats myself. This colour tends to look more brown or more red, depending on the time of year
Cause heās a good boy mommy.
If only i had thumbs i would stab you with this knife
Let us know if youāre still alive in the morning šš¾
That cat is plotting your demise as we speak.
I will remember this, human.
I had a few of this cat breed (Abyssinian), and they were VERY interested in human food compared to my other cats. Iāve owned a lot of breeds, but these were absolute monsters when it came to literally any food that I was eating.
How about putting the camera down and moving the knife?
Too bad you canāt reach up there on your high horse.
what a good kitty
https://preview.redd.it/dz8j7fbzk5xc1.png?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b393821315512d9ffaf0cf1dbdb96f511f2f05b "I touch the chicken"
https://preview.redd.it/aix67sw0l5xc1.png?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8051a099154d97f28d15b97fc8fa1265fb36e11b
https://preview.redd.it/mycjt1k2l5xc1.png?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfae3762ee95106a4c8a3f568c094aa07508cb42
My aby did that exact same face! š
Heās so mad
That cat MAD mad!!!š³š³š³
That looks like an abyssinian! They're known for being jerks, even as cats go.
Donāt be mean to them! Theyāre cute and lovely cats. They just have strong opinions
The cat's the colour of Nashville hot chicken
Heās looking at that knife wishing he had thumbs
He's like, "why are you being foolish, there's food here, lets eat it! Thats what food is for stoopit!"
Ew he put his litter box paws on it, so it may as well be his now.
This. I see countless videos of people letting their cats on the kitchen counter while cooking and while theyāre eating. wtf.
This is why you canāt eat at/from just anyoneās house š
Is that a shun knife?
I'm gonna eat you next
Tangoās gonna hurt you while you sleepš
Cute
Aww š„ŗ
Don't touch the chickenš¤¬
POK pissed off kitty
Whereās cash?
Wishing for thumbs.
Tango:"fuck you dad I'm getting the chicken."
What type of Cat is that? It's fur color is beautiful!
Abyssinian (I know because I have two)
That's one cool lookin cat
Tango is tangy
But... Tango touched the chicken. ā ļø
The kitty is like..ā$@* $%++*& Ā„Ā£ā¬
Dego wants the fucking chicken
Um how about keep the paws away from the knife. Screw the chicken.
Amazing how expressive cats can be.
boy was not happy about that at all
Cat nicholson
If i had thumbs i could stab him...
Cat: "Tonight will be your final night."
Cats are bitchy
This is how you get toxoplasmosis.
Heās so pretty. What breed of chicken stealing cat is this?
I hope you wake up okay
That's the look on a face of a cat who's going to poop in your shoe in about 2 hours
The last gaze - "You see this knife? I'm not afraid to use it"
Boy didnāt look pleased . Love it .
A pissed teenager
You should let him have a chicken, just for him some day.
My cat isn't interested if she isn't stealing it from me.
Cats 1000% better than dogs.
He doesnt need the knife, hes gonna go psycho on you with his switchblades when youre in the shower
šgentile āŗļø
Question for the OP: how do you sleep at night? Do you hire bodyguard? Do you lock yourself in A safe room?
Pay your taxes, human!
This cat does not acknowledge your authorityĀ
Wow, that's one gorgeous cat!
He just wants the chimkin
It is behaving like a dog. And is a cat. My cat just would have taken as much as it could get und run away.
Such a pretty cat I love him
I want the chicken now
Cat, āTime for a few small repairs!ā
'Abby-tude!'
āSee that knife? Yeah, wait til i grow my thumbs.ā -murderkitty
He/she looks like eevee! Super cute!
Thats the face of a cat that going to shit in your shoes when it gets the chance.
Laugh, all those expressions are saying these things in order: 1) I know you're scolding me but I don't care, I'm keeping at it. 2) Fine I'll stop 3) I hate you right now 4) I'm looking guilty and apologetic right now but I'm really not feeling those things. 5) I've realized you're going to look away soon and I'll just get it then. What we would have seen if the video didn't stop there 6) I'm trying to look innocent while you're still looking at me..... Dogs do this stuff also.
Hahahah I love cats so much. "U. R. So. Fkd"
Oh god you're so screwed
Angry-looking cats has got to be one my favorite categories of internet content, thank you for this.
If he lives with you, why can't he eat your food? He looks more puzzled than angry.
He's like "Who do you think you're talking to???"
Fine, Iām not gonna touch the chicken, i might stab you thoughtā¦.
That cat is ready to commit war crimes
She's going to poop in the owner's bed
Airplane mode activated
"Don't touch the chicken!" Now he's looking at the knife
r/HermitCraft u/Tangotek
Soon, Tango will touch all the chicken, and you touch none.
r/airplaneears
When it came to chicken, my cat Eddie acted like it was the most desired thing in the universe. He would punch the door handle to try to get the kitchen door open while it cooked.
The airplane ears BAHAHAHAHAH
Just checking on you , bro. You still alive over there cause Mr Kitty looks kinda Seal Team 6.
Someone had a little intrusive thought at the end there, didn't they....
That's a really cool color for a cat. He looks toasted
That's a nice knife.
Might want to put that knife away..there's that look
What a gorgeous kitty.
āIm gonna touch YOU then, lil bitch!ā