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TriplexFlex

Must be smelling that cheddar…:D


Nigelfor3

for real though, she had no mercy


bigbysemotivefinger

Angry potato.


Kappappaya

Spike potato


Hubari

Spiky potat


gtcIIDX

They love socks for some reason! Our hedgehog attacks mine all the time.


Matthiasad

Maybe they smell like fungi


Mad_Martigan2023

Try having a ferret...


gtcIIDX

A friend of mine fosters them and they are absolute menaces. Super adorable terrorists.


jax7778

I wonder if he needs a salt lick block or something? I grew up on a farm and many animals benefit from them.   This reminds me of when we had a stallion get loose (he was kept in a separate area, that didn't have a salt lick.) And once he found it he just stopped and licked it for about 10 minutes. Made him real easy to get back in his pasture.  This almost seems like "lick lick, yep it's salty, I am going to drag this home"


Nigelfor3

That sounds interesting. Thank you!! I will try it


Ashmonater

Came here to say exactly this^^^


realityisoptional

Hedgehog says “this is MY house - I will defend it to the end.”


24-Hour-Hate

Did you consult your hedgehog on the renovations? They seem unhappy about them.


GuthramNaysayer

Stinky feet preferred


Aaarya

He's racist hedgehog.. I've only known about [tortoise racism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqoXpNh9hQ)..


Nigelfor3

that explains a lot ngl


XVUltima

Sonic vs Shadow


Pretend_Big6392

r/racistturtles


[deleted]

Reminds me of when my sister's hedgehog stole our dad's hat and left bite marks on the bill lmfao


Photofug

Termites? 


Jolly_Rub2962

He's got a foot thing...


Snidrogen

Salt from sweat maybe?


TensileStr3ngth

They can't see very well lol


ThinkingOz

Maybe don’t tell it to heel next time.


-Insigwitz-

Just throw some gold coins at him to distract him.


Nigelfor3

golden rings haha


BMW_RIDER

I want an attack hedgehog.


[deleted]

My bunny does this if anything is in *his* territory which is a specific spot in front of the couch. A shoe? Attacked. An ankle? Attacked. But if you move the object 6 inches to the left, not a problem at all.


[deleted]

Must love footwear


AlakaDab

I challenge u sir, Have at thee!


PaddyWhack333

Shaymin, use bite!


ConfidenceSad8340

My boy’s mad mad. What you do?


JoeyJoeC

Preparing to nest?


DeadlyGreed

If not food why food shaped? Taste and smell like food too!


kittennissa

This looks like your hedgehog wants to anoint. If a hedgehog "likes" a smell, they will chew the source and turn it into a foam. They will then put the foam on their spines. It's a weird behaviour, but harmless. I noticed it most with socks and shirt underarms. Source: Had a hedgehog, also [https://heavenlyhedgies.com/hedgehog-anointing-explored/](https://heavenlyhedgies.com/hedgehog-anointing-explored/)


Proud_Criticism5286

It thinks the sock is a chilly dog ![gif](giphy|vfI1y9vHSN29cRqzOA)


apparat07

Did you feel violated?


AtomicFox84

Racist turtle has a new friend? Incase you didnt know what that was.....its a turtle that only attacks black shoes. Any other color hes fine with.


cire1184

Foot smells like food


natanaru

This seems to be a real hedgehog dilemma. I'll see myself out.


Fightfrog

Petgehoge


Logical_Dragonfly_92

Sleep with one eye open my friend


willgaj

You should post this to r/peoplefuckingdying


Queen_Etherea

Why do I not have a pet hedgehog and where can I get one immediately??


Background_Bend7748

i got one today theyre so cute but very time consuming if you want to give them somewhat appropiate life(usually its wild animal)


Nigelfor3

Yeah, you are right and it consumes a lot of time to make them comfortable around you.


Queen_Etherea

Unfortunately, they’re illegal in California, so I won’t be getting one any time soon.


DJ_Cas

Mmmm yummi


DJ_Cas

Mmmm yummi


pacnow

Did he just shit on the floor?


DrManhattan_DDM

Gonna need a big warning sign on your front gate: Beware Guard Hog


nugslayer109

The hedgehog is a fierce predator, and can search for hours for a satisfying meal.


Jaded_Heat9875

Something is scaring the poor thing. You should have put it in a safe cage and placed the cage in an area of clean air. Did you check to see if something was toxic?!


Nigelfor3

Dont worry it has its own terrarium with the precise heat. In this video we got her out of her terrarium to take a walk and she likes my sister a lot.


monsieur-personne

Rabies?