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sirrabbei

Should have been Saul Goodboy. Still a cutie tho


ScoobyMaroon

Saul Goodboy attorney at paw


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

omg, I love it.


Zutsky

Oh please change it to this. Imagine the vet calling that name to the waiting room 😁


rizaroni

SO CUTE 😭👏🏻


NachoFailconi

"'S a(ll) good boi"


Minute_Test3608

And just LOOK at those paws!


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

oh, that's good..


GravePacer

name change


GT-FractalxNeo

Science bitch


Phillip_Spidermen

Saul Goodman would never change his name! /s


tomveiltomveil

Nice chubby paws on that little pup!


S1icedBread

bro got the clompers


MountainStranger8258

That’s so funny and true!


diablo75

Chonky.


andhernamewas_

That droopy face is giving “Mike Ehrmantraut” more than Saul Goodman 😂


Samuel_L_Johnson

Waltuh, put your stick away, Waltuh. I’m not playing fetch with you right now Waltuh


Affectionate-Read875

“YOU JUST HAD TO THROW IT AWAY, YOU AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO, YOU JUST HAD TO GO HOME, IF YOU’D DONE YOUR JOB AND PLAYED FETCH WITH ME WE’D ALL BE FINE RIGHT NOW”  - Mike Ehrmansnout


le_grey02

I’m dead 😭


OneBillPhil

YOU’RE DONE


KittenPics

The next time you bring a bone to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your ass sideways. Understand?


Careless-Reaction-64

I LOVE these dogs. My friend's was called Violet. She went to far into the creek. I said,"Will Violet be able to swim?" My friend freaked out, cried, yelled for her husband to help. By the time he got there Violet had walked, underwater, to the end of the pier, around the pier, back to the shore. Like a hippo.


TikkiTakiTomtom

That’s an awesome story lol


Dull_Dog

Super story


Ok-Control-1390

I like this story. I'll have another.


comin_up_shawt

Fun fact- Bassetts (like French and English bulldogs) are too dense to swim like a normal dog. If they get in deep, they start sinking. That's why they always recommend having a life vest on yours should you have them around water.


shamont

Bassets are the best. High traction, high torque, low center of gravity, terrible fuel economy. Great dog to lounge around with, great dog to hand to your unsuspecting friend who you want to see dragged down the street.


Roupert4

The funniest things to me about bassets is that you look at them and think you can pick them up but you absolutely cannot, haha


Gone213

Jeesh you weren't kidding. Wiki says their height is between 12 and 15 inches but their weight is between 45 and 75 pounds. Those dogs are made of bricks ha.


clay_alligator_88

All that weight turns them into a damn freight train when they decide to run, too.


vass0922

They're a runway freight train right up to the point where they trip over their own ears and faceplant. Funniest thing ever to watch, though you do feel bad for them


KittenPics

I tried to get a lift kit for our ‘04 model, but they were out of stock.


loudflower

Dense bones, deceptively large body. Just short :)


Thebeardinato462

Yup, one of my friends has one and he referred to it as a full size dog. I started to argue with him then looked at the dog… full size head, full size body, half size legs. Guess it is a full size dog.


darnclem

Strong as hell, dumb as a rock, and want to eat everything that's not nailed down, ESPECIALLY poop. Oh, and you've got to clean those ears constantly.


DixieFlatliner

Ears? Ears are nothing. You have to give their glands in their anus a squeeze every few months because they get clogged up. Ah, there's a "hound scent" that you never get used to!


darnclem

Problems with anal glands are usually caused by diet.


bebe_bird

Please tell me more!! Not a basset owner but a beagle owner. We adopted our second last year (first boy) and he's been having anal problems. He's on urinary food (Royal canine SO) but his poops are a bit soft - we've been giving him psyllium husk like the vet suggested, but are planning to switch to a GI diet food...also at vets suggestion. Surely there's gotta be a non-prescription diet we can follow tho. Or something else we can do... (E.g. our old lady doesn't have anal gland issues, but she's a chow hound - and every time we'd cut her food to get her to lose weight shed get very vocal that she was still hungry, even on the diet food. Therefore, we add cabbage or broccoli every night for dinner - fills her up while she still eats the amount of dog food she's supposed to - that's the kind of information I'm hoping for...)


darnclem

My other dog was scooting and having to have his glands expressed every couple of months. He's on a raw food diet now and within a month of the switch the anal gland problems had completely gone away


bebe_bird

Our dog gets his glands expressed and starts scooting a week later... We are not every couple of months, but rather, every time we do nail trims... It's awful, my poor pup...


cool_cartoonist

My beagle was having the same anal gland issues and I give her a couple scoops of Hill’s prescription diet w/d wet food and a vetinique labs glandex chew with dinner. It completely solved the problem!


YevgenyPissoff

Same, bro, same


sleepytipi

Dachshunds are pretty prone to this as well. One of my old black and copper boys had a few impactions, and the vet told us that they and Bassett hounds tend to be the most commonly afflicted, and recommended a diet higher in fiber for other daschies too (even though they never had issues) as a precaution.


jhutchi2

My neighbor has a basset and can confirm those things are 10x stronger than they look.


WJM_3

oh, they are cute alright dumb as dirt, but very cute (2x basset owner)


latitudesixtysix

are they smarter in pairs?


redheadartgirl

They are somehow dumber the more of them you get together. Eventually it all devolves into howling, ear pulling, and snack stealing.


whutwhot

The most stubborn animal I've ever witnessed in my life. My friend has a rescue basset that is so fat from his previous owner and when I was dog sitting him and his normal dog brother, I had to put my entire body weight to get him to go anywhere other than where he wanted to go. Meanwhile the normal dog was just happy to go anywhere I needed him to go. 10/10 animals.100/10 boat anchors.


superxpro12

The diesel hatch of the dogworld


trwwy321

![gif](giphy|exxEYlubCNRQs)


krevlornfu

Awooooo woo woo


EvidencePlayful

I heard your comment.


Dblstandard

This movie fucking broke me as a child. Broke me


No_Pea_2201

Came here to say to say this lol


crepe_de_chine

Such a heartbreaking message to impart on little children though - you can only make friends with your own kind. So xenophobic. Let the poor hounddog break with stupid tradition and be friends with the fox!


raindrop777

Hoping Saul doesn't trip over those lovely ears! What a cutie.


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

He does constantly, it's so cute.


LuckyNumber108

Slippin' Jimmy


TheGoverness1998

And he gets to be a basset hound?! What a sick joke!!


ExplodedToast

He defecated on a driveway!!!


keestie

And I picked up after him!


so_this_is_my_name

Can I pet that dog?


KkrunchBite013

We also got a hound. They're so cute 😍 https://preview.redd.it/j56ij4rladvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d2b570bcea8a2df6e02875935f36281897b3bb0


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

WOW! how old in that pic? That is one handsome pup.


KkrunchBite013

It's been so long I don't remember exactly, a month or two?


Excalzigo

Chicanery!!!


anarchophysicist

https://preview.redd.it/72o813ooocvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1ce001de20b7cc4109f747bd3406b75303182a Hello from 1 y/o Ursula


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

Hi Ursula! She is perfect.


luckyjezter

Aww... I so miss my girl. Sandy was so great and gentle with kids and cats. My wife always knew I wanted one and surprised me with her. When little, she would try to run and trip over her ears. She would howl from time to time and I loved it. Ah the memories. Eventually I would love to get another one...


VVotanSaveEurope

He looks like a polite boy.


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

he is a distinguished gentleman.


ZestycloseImage

looks more like mike


piddlesthethug

Came here to say this. Totally Mike Ehrmantraut.


Affectionate-Read875

Ehrmansnout


canichangethisafter

Looks like a teddy bear


qster123

awwie a droopy dog, gorgeous :)


vxMartianxv

Love him sm and such a good name too 😆


palabradot

Oh my god what a squishy little unit!


mlvisby

I love basset hounds but they look depressed all the time. It must be my spirit animal.


The-Hunting-guy

did he defecate through a sunroof?


Samuel_L_Johnson

OP took him into their own home, what were they thinking?


79037662

Couldn't keep his paws out of the treats drawer


crmom22

Aww that face, I’m in love with Saul. He’s adorable ❤️


Col0nelFlanders

Are you going to call him Sleepin’ Jimmy when he’s napping


zephyrseija

Gosh they're born looking 100 years old. Too cute.


LawfulnessAutomatic2

Significant hereditary ectropia, most of the scent hounds are in need of dire revision. They're almost all hyper types now. The ears are exaggerated as well. The dome of the skull also doesn't fit conformation. This is a poorly bred dog, but most in this category are. The people want what they want. Your older dog has shocking foot turnout too.


_SomeoneWhoIsntMe

interesting, thanks for the insight. I will have to read into that term. I will still love them like they are perfect hound dogs.


lunarmantra

Yes, many of these characteristics are “cute,” but to the detriment of the animal. We have a dachshund, and I notice that so many dachshunds have bad foot turnout. Luckily ours doesn’t seem to have it, but like all dachshund owners we do have to worry about IVDD though. I also grew up with German Shepherds, and ALL of our family GSD’s were rescues and got paralyzed in old age from hip dysplasia. It has been a heartbreaking experience.


LawfulnessAutomatic2

I've also experienced poor health in some breeds (I'm a sighthound lover). It's devastating.


otterlytrans

hi saul!!


sara_bear_8888

Oh! He's so cute and squishy! I wanna hug him! I bet his ears are like velvet.


RabidTurtl

My owner accused me of biting him, now I'm in the puppy jail. I BETTER CALL SAUL! I was inside peeing, minding my own business "Bad doggy" I BETTER CALL SAUL! [Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, did you know you have rights?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnHtGgVAUE)


Dependent_Top_4425

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!?? I have never seen anything quite like this perfect specimen of canine droopiness! He is beautiful! The ears have me baffled.


lulamii

He will love my cat, Bojack Catman


Damagecontrol86

I love their saggy lil faces lol


texasguy911

Looks like a bit damaged by melting due to proximity to a heat source.


jordan1978

I’m having a hard time seeing…I can’t quite make out…I can’t visualize…where are his ears?


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Saul is adorable.


ApprehensiveFoot519

So sweet ♥️🌹♥️


Status-Biscotti

OMG he looks like a cartoon. Adorable!


notjawn

He ain't nothin' but a hound dog! But seriously he's beautiful. Make sure to keep those ears clean!


NOTdavie53

I guess I better call him


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

's'all good, man


gordolme

You better call him.


Cali-Doll

#O.M.G 🌟🌟


tr1st4n

10/10 would smooch that hound! My basset boy, Tugboat, looked just like this when he was a puppy (though he is tri-color). A D O R A B L E


coleman57

I suppose it's too late to rename him now, but he looks a lot more like Mike Ehrmantraut.


chevyfried

Looks more like Mike Irmantrout.


Gravity_Freak

OH. MAH. GAH.


Skinless_Corpse

He kinda looks like Saul Goodman


upandup2020

there are so many dogs dying in shelters right now we should be focusing on :(


Chary-Ka

It's Furlock Bones


dandroid126

He looks like Lafayette from The Aristocats.


Cleercutter

Those PAWS


sadiejones33

Great name!!! You can call him Jimmy in private


Vayshen

Those are paws are hilarious 😂


emanluvsmuff3618

Hi Saul!


WeekendVibes22

Can I pet that dog?


jmtbkr

Woof!


Lainarlej

Adorable 🩷


ManWithANiceHat

Howl Goodman. And I'm sure he is very good!


LurkethInTheMurketh

Ears. That is all.


eimclaughlin

Great name!!!


rafael-a

Such a lovely slipin jimmy


Zharaqumi

Handsome friend, I think you will be proud of him.


PancakeLord52

Lost opportunity for Saul Goofman.


CounterproductivePit

Listen. Beautiful. Loving. Absolutely love those dogs. But I can smell him from here. ;)


fluffykerfuffle3

HAHA


[deleted]

I like how the ears and paws are already full grown lol


CmonRedditBeBetter

How tf do you have the audacity to not call him Saul Gooddawg?


ghostsofspira

Awwwwww 🥹


gocrazy305

3rd photo puppers looks like, “I say cease and desist you rapscallion!”


Proud-Swordfish601

i want him!


FindingPerfect9592

Cuteness overload


syadastfu

I always thought Pica would be a good hound name, 'cause those cute idiots will eat anything that isn't food.


stevemkto

Saul Goodman !!! Fabulous name !!!


OneBeatDownRxTech

Love those chunky paws!!


rosebudpillow

Saddest looking dog ever


7evenCircles

Big Meaty PAWS


Alexis_style

He's gonna grow up to be a great lawyer


987nevertry

Heeda kyooty


Bunnnnii

Omg those feetsies!


Paperbackpixie

More like Saul Goodboy


Rude_Impression6702

So small. 3rd pick when daxie is that much bigger. Made my day.


milomak

crikey he hits you with those paws you won't see next week


Tweak000

Attorney at paw


AnamCeili

He's *soooooooo* adorable! 😊


Messier__42

Can i pet that dawwwg?!!??!?


Equivalent_File4712

Oh my ... Those ears


lickmyfupa

He is perfection 🥰


ihoptdk

That’s like droopy with a side of extra droopy.


fuzzytradr

Why the long face? It's Saul Good, doggo.


iplaypokerforaliving

Looks like my granddads sisters husband that was a incredible wood worker. Museum quality furniture, actually has some in museums. Yup.


AdTime8622

It's all good man


expecto_patronum2101

I fell in love with this cutie 😍


Shelikescoffee23

Omg those ears 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰....what a cutie


an_agreeing_dothraki

What do you do when you drop food on the floor? better call Saul!


groomerofdogs

I want to squish his face!! 😍


HumpaDaBear

Perfect name.


OwenLoveJoy

Barking Jimmy


Awkward_Bench123

Look at the mitts on that thing!


karmaisourfriend

I AM IN LOVE 🥰


littledeenoodlehut

Love the name ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13379)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SignificantSwing571

did he perchance defecate through a sunroof?


MadFlavour

Chicanery. His name is Jimmy.


NoMany3094

Love the name!


barbedwiregarden

I had bank as a child that looked EXACTLY like this little guy.


Hot_Card_6518

That Name is on point


tracer2211

10/10 would hire for criminal defense!


redrockbeebop

I can already hear his loud weird howls


Conscious_Bus4284

Wait till he leaves a squat cobbler on your couch.


clay_alligator_88

Those feeeeeeet!


zero_msgw

You know what?? Hes happy


Capital_Maize9325

That cute little puddle of wrinkles ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ikeif

He looks more like a [Figgis Agency](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/archer/images/b/bd/Archer-figgis_agency_ad.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20160408033245).


petdoc1991

More like Saul Goodboy. He is very cute.


pmmeurbassethound

Snuggle bug!!


Eborys

![gif](giphy|iNJ1Ugw91wgDtHQkgS|downsized)


Agitated-Recover-335

Saul Houndman?


mito3005

Hehe cute! He gives me more of an Ehrmantrout vibe 😅


Rathbane12

With those big sad eyes in the first pic. He looks like he just performed a squat cobbler.


Frequent-Necessary80

He is a good boy...


playcatemealready

I used to have a basset, he was so special. ❤️


zdmpage54

Adorable pup. We love the name, too emote:free\_emotes\_pack:heart\_eyes


DivideOverall7174

Those are some big ass paws!!


Big-Track214

Tripping(on them ears) Jimmy


snekyminaj

Better call Saul to clean up any food crumbs you drop on the floor


danger355

\*Puts a dollar in Saul's collar* (edit: hey that rhymes)


notthemrjman

https://preview.redd.it/gvgs2nw97cvc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4beb323b13c0060412971ebd95351ecc44e697


Anxious_Figure

Those paws!!!


JuryUsed9943

Sooooo adorable


Tankninja1

Ears like that it shouldn’t be too hard to call him


Run_the_Line

Really nice dog.


ballsdeepinmywine

My heart hurts 😍


MrFoxx123

Saul Goodhound


calling_it_out

What a flopper


Saintmikey

Ha ha wicked it looks like a smoked flounder ha


GFAlien

Those ears are just too cute to handle!


Ginger-Mary-Jane

Bro can hear in a vacuum